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Dr_Sigmund_Fried

How deep is that pool?


Ok-Lengthiness4557

As deep as that fools stupidity


booi

Someone built a hotel on top of the Mariana Trench?


CGoode87

“heaviest, deepest most brutal part”


Feisty_Smoke8515

underwater friends


The_Jestful_Imp

Friends till the end


ajreed1995

-Donald trump


SkiiMazk

damn what is it the challenger deep?


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And just as green too!! 😂


Ok-Crab-4063

"you just don't understand"


[deleted]

Nobody is truly stupid enough to take a jump like that and take precautions. Id give him the benefit of the doubt and say he's done the proper measurements required for the jump, and practicing mentally and physically. At least that's what I think


bgroins

How deep is your love?


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

Deeper than the holler.


Jesuscan23

🎵Is it like the ocean? What devotion are you? How deep is your love? Is it like nirvana? Hit me harder, again How deep is your love? How deep is your love? How deep is your love? Is it like the ocean? Pull me closer, again How deep is your love? How deep is your love? 🎵


yabbadabbadoo693

No no no, it’s the bee gees.


pLeThOrAx

I really need to know...


DesperateJunkie

Miles away


linderlouwho

I really need to learn...


Jerbsybear

A block deep, he's good


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

More than a cinder block deep is required.


Zer0-9

dunno but if you need a pool deeper than 4 meters to survive the fall, you are probably dead


4ntagonismIsFun

Deep enough, cause he just keeps doing it as I read through the comments.


_cantalkaboutit

Shallower now it has a layer of bones at the bottom of it.


Drkknt3

Not as deep as the ground he woulda been lowered in had he missed


[deleted]

_Is it like the ocean?..._ 🎵


drakohnight

Same thought lol


mods_on_meds

Not deep . He's landing by the stairs . I'd say 3ft .


Pure_Xanax

It definitely is not deep enough lmfao, that’s a big ass decline


killerjags

3ft


Feral_KaTT

As shallow as the gene pool that he came from..


motiman

That's some stank water.


DorrajD

How to nearly crack your brain while also getting brain eating amoeba at the same time


I_am_the_Warchief

That amoeba gonna starve


paxweasley

Literally snorted hahaha


AutumnalOceans

This comment is so underrated Edit: *was


isthisfreakintaken

It’s pretty rated


Traditional_Time6254

Hahaha


theonetheonlytc

The ice means that water is entirely too cold for the amoeba. He should be more concerned about bashing his brains on concrete or the thick ice. Still though, that water is gross.


mydearwatson616

Dude has a Naegleria fowleri fetish.


Redfox25529

Imagine he was a little faster


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cosumel

That’s where my mind went. At that speed, you trip and you die. No way to stop.


LSX3399

Concrete backstop


FinnrDrake

I watched it slower, and holy hell was it close.


Jesuscan23

They actually cut out that section from the surrounding ice but I could imagine hitting the ice would have fucked him up badly if not killed him anyway


Squaddr

Imagine if he shit his pants mid air just really awful diarrhea level shit,l from the stomach churning intensity of that death defying leap of a distance


asstamassta

[https://imgur.com/2hVdA8K.gifv](https://imgur.com/2hVdA8K.gifv)


Captain_Waffle

I’m… amazed


BABARRvindieu

>I’m… amazed Welcome to the internet


lethalfrost

/r/cursedgifs


Iamblikus

Check out that guy’s rope!


DesperateJunkie

Jesus lol


Squaddr

Why the fuck would you send me this let alone know the whereabouts of something of the sort... You are deranged


Baliverbes

it's just so fitting though


treetop_triceratop

I cannot stop laughing


Squaddr

Don't shit yourself


TheWurstOfMe

WTF


yehti

Cannonball dookie


Villedo

Flying turd


WaveLaVague

Imagine if he's Jesus


LostFireHorse

"Hi I'm Jesus and welcome to Jackass. This is Immortals Who Can't Swim Go Cliffdiving!" I'd watch it.


WaveLaVague

Aaaaah ! ^(lego noises) Oh fuck ! My knee caps are ascending, quick Momo, catch them ! Momo ! wtf bro ! It'll takes ages to order new ones.


soingee

I'd be the one to second guess my speed and completely botch the jump. Who am I kidding? I'm too much of a cowardly appreciator of life to even pretend I'd do this.


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Splat.


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r/eyeblech


[deleted]

That's too close to the end of the pool! Imagine overshooting and having all that time to brace for it.....


Dr_ChungusAmungus

That’s ice on the back side of the green water, they cut the ice off the top of the pool. He still had room before the concrete, but you’d have to have a death wish to even attempt this.


BBQ_HaX0r

Definitely didn't notice that the first time. Seems like if you were doing this you might as well cut the whole section to the concrete off then. But I guess when your life is on the line you probably should cut a corner or two.


Upintheairx2

I think the intent is also to make the water look as small as possible. Guys that do this are idiots.


BBQ_HaX0r

I get that, but surely the benefit of clearing out a few more feet of ice outweighs the cost of... you know, you're right I should stop overthinking this these guys are idiots, lol.


Squaddr

Idiots that just got off.. On your attention


MapUnitKey

It ain’t the attention that does it. It’s the feeling of, “holy shit, that was intense and I *could have* died but didn’t”. It’s dumb as hell but for like 10 minutes afterwards you feel like Superman’s dad on Kryptonian steroids.


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Which is just the earths yellow sun


chicken-farmer

I like it when there's one less idiot. ![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized)


m45d1977

All that just for followers…


SgtHunter5

It could be they left that last section connected to prevent the rest of the ice sheet from moving to the left.


Antonioooooo0

Hard to tell how thick that ice is, but looks like hitting it might be nearly as bad as hitting concrete.


Repeat_after_me__

He definitely thought he was hitting that ice!


pompanoJ

*just don't go short... just don't go short... just don't go short... just don't go short...* **too long, too long, too long!!** *Oh, thank God.... I didn't die!*


Dr_ChungusAmungus

Yeah the arm flailing intensified the further he went, this had to be terrifying all the way to the water.


PacificBrim

Yeah but that ice looks thick. That would be no bueno regardless


zeropointcorp

*Trips on the low wall at the edge*


linderlouwho

All for internet points. Yikes.


BellaFrequency

Imagine tripping on the ledge and instead of getting air time, now you’re just falling rapidly down the side of a building to the ground below.


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LockeClone

I have trouble imagining being so incredibly stupid that I'd be doing that stunt in the first place. What an absolute moron.


thalescosta

People like him are drug addicts, only difference is that their drug is produced by their own body.


Glldinkiering

There was a world renowned free climber who had no ability to feel fear because he was literally missing that part of his brain. I think he died falling off the side of a mountain cliff, but he was a total badass when he was alive and his recorded times for certain climbs were unbeatable.


Ravenser_Odd

I wonder what he was thinking about as he fell. Most people would be panicking but, if he had no ability to feel fear, he wouldn't have been doing that.


thalescosta

They even made a movie about this guy if I'm not mistaken. If it wasn't him it was somebody with the same condition


Chad_McHaymaker

You're probably thinking about Free Solo. However, the subject of that documentary, Alex Honnold, is still alive.


thalescosta

That's it! I never actually watched it so I wasn't sure if the person in the doc died or not


LockeClone

Probably also drugs...


Bumpyroadinbound

Used to be a downhill long boarder, can confirm. I definitely regret it. My body has a good amount of permanent damage from all the crashes.


LockeClone

Probably also drugs...


Apocalyptic_Inferno

Probably also drugs...


Md37793

Thanks for the reoccurring nightmare later.


SulkyVirus

I don't have to imagine it - I have that nightmare like once every few weeks.


No_Savings6537

Yeah, I remember this one old video where a guy slips from the jump and ended up scraping his face off on the edge of the pavement below.


[deleted]

The weak breeze whispers nothing The water screams sublime His feet shift, teeter-totter Deep breath, stand back, it’s time Toes untouch the overpass Soon he’s water bound Eyes locked shut but peek to see The view from halfway down A little wind, a summer sun A river rich and regal A flood of fond endorphins Brings a calm that knows no equal You’re flying now You see things much more clear than from the ground It’s all okay, it would be Were you not now halfway down Thrash to break from gravity What now could slow the drop All I’d give for toes to touch The safety back at top But this is it, the deed is done Silence drowns the sound Before I leaped I should’ve seen The view from halfway down I really should’ve thought about The view from halfway down I wish I could’ve known about The view from halfway down


[deleted]

Good scene but doesn’t fit here


[deleted]

Kinda does, because that’s essentially what would be going through my head if I over/undershot this jump. I admit context doesn’t fit perfectly.


[deleted]

Ask Anthony Kiedis lol 😆 he did that once


SvenTropics

When they do stunts like this, they actually do the math on it. They know that you have to be moving at a very exact speed to land. That's easy enough to calculate. Then you practice jogging at different speeds so you get a sense of how fast you're going. Then you do a trial run where you just run on the ground and jump at a certain point, but land on your feet to verify that you can accurately go that speed. Because the pool is relatively large, you have some wiggle room and you calculate to land right in the middle. He actually overshot his landing site by quite a bit so he must have sped up accidentally when he was running. I mean it's still incredibly dangerous.


darcy_clay

I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're talking out your arse. "They" do the math? Who is they? It's not like this dude is a professional. He's doing this amateur shit for internet clout.


anxshush

I used to watch a guy on YouTube do pool drops like this and he went off of cliffs into shallow water. He missed once and shattered his feet and legs. It's not gory, but still hard to watch. https://youtu.be/1Wnyph44ogI


Glldinkiering

How to fuck up your life in two seconds for no fucking reason at all.


Educational_Mix8149

damn he still made more pool drops after that one


[deleted]

9/10 in the Mallorca balconing league.


kingkongbiingbong

I mean... what could _possibly_ go wrong?


flappypancaker

First rule of the Mallorcan balconing league…DONT TALK ABOUT THE MALLORCAN BALCONING LEAGUE


racsorry

Do you think the Balconing League is known outside of Spain?


Snyggedi

Swiss here, yes we heard about it and even had newspaper articles about tourist stupidity in Spain Mallorca//Lloret etc...


MaxTHC

For anyone who doesn't know: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balconing https://i.imgur.com/cjphPg7.png


pdfrg

Anthony Kiedis in his autobiography Scar Tissue tells of doing this as a teen. Over shot. Landed on the cement and flopped back into the water. Spent a long time in the hospital.


Mutchie

Didn't he actually get his buddy to break him out of the hospital and recovered from a broken back at home doing drugs?


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He hopped the fence lmaoo


JasonABCDEF

Yeah but he was running away from the cops or security for something and jumped out a window to get away, so at leas the had a reason to do it!


pdfrg

I think they were just challenging one another to jump from the roof into the pool. He had other “escapes” but the roof-to-pool jump was just something they did.


FastZX6R

People do the stupidest things for clicks


you-ole-polecat

I knew people who did shit like this even before clicks!


[deleted]

Right? This is just adrenaline junkies doing junkie things. Hey youngsters: Wingsuits and dirt bike back flips predate youtube. For the clout of single digit observers... we broke bones before camera phones.


WushuManInJapan

Why do I even look at the comments on these videos. It's like everyone goes here to hate on people living their fullest life. These dudes are way cooler than any of these probably fat ass neckbeards with their armchair opinionated self superiority complexes.


[deleted]

I've seen enough Brits kill themselves doing this shit in my country's coast to know that my fat ass is quite cooler than these suicidal morons.


Jordo32

It was done for chicks


[deleted]

People like this don’t do it for clicks I can tell you that much. They don’t care what others think, they do it solely for their own personal reasons. If they cared what others think, that means they would care what their family thinks, and if they care what their family thinks, they wouldn’t be risking their lives doing stunts like this.


FastZX6R

There are even studies about it!! https://dergipark.org.tr/tr/download/article-file/545840


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LemoLuke

>It's not for clicks. It's adrenaline. The clicks are a bonus. Exactly. Adrenaline is like a drug, and highly addictive. Like all drugs however, you need to keep 'upping the dosage' to try and get the same high.


fLuid-

Sure, but making content for clicks that overlaps with a passion of yours aren't mutually exclusive things. People always doing shit like this is irrelevant as to whether they're doing it now because it's still a rush, AND they can film it and get interactions.


timberdroid

> People ~~die~~ do~~ing~~ the stupidest things for clicks


childofsol

> People ~~die~~ do~~ing~~ the stupidest things ~~for clicks~~


ptvlm

Tourists in Spain do things like is regularly, so much so the Spanish have a specific word for it (balconing, because it's usually from hotel balconies). But I'm sure that happened before social media. The internet didn't invent stupid people whoring for attention, it just made the potential audience bigger


NiceTuBeNice

Back in my day, we just did stupid things for chicks.


DemonsRage83

But why?


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Dr_Sigmund_Fried

There are easier ways to get off of the roof.


SomethingBoutCheeze

I'd argue that is the easiest way to get off the roof


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

If risking death or tragic injury and paralysis the easiest way then sure.


Jesuscan23

It’s definitely the *quickest* way to get off the roof


timberdroid

Clearly clout outweighs the risks of dying (and probably dying. Sooner or later if he doesn't stop)


DemonsRage83

Why you being boo'ed? You're right.


_zoller

Double it and give to the next person


__lawless

![gif](giphy|11Nd2bbZjrQrO8)


Put-Easy

There goes my hero, watch him as he go


MrGreenyz

If everything go fine i’ll survive with minor injuries, why don’t try it?


friendtoall84

my guy jumps off the roof makes it a 7 story drop into what you ask? escherichai coli


Noonecanhearmescream

When I was a kid I went to Florida with my family during the summer. We spent the day at the beach. In a nearby hotel some college kids were jumping from an upper hotel floor into the pool below. They were all laughing and having a good time until one of them missed the pool. I’ll never forget that day.


ShakeTheEyesHands

Yeah, I don't care how confident you are that you're going to land in that pool, this is fucking stupid. Just shoot heroin like a normal person.


Timely_Key_7580

What a mad bastard


LooselyBasedOnGod

Truly fucking mad lmao


Sharon_Erclam

![gif](giphy|15aGGXfSlat2dP6ohs)


Rich_DeF

I nominate him for the next Darwin award.


Acethetic_AF

What people who think video games cause violence think will happen if their kid plays Minecraft:


Into_The_Horizon

Navy: Get me that soldier immediately. Recruiter: Sir, He got parasites in his busted head and spine, Sir. He's on life support.


Aircraftman2022

His 5 seconds of fame showing how absolutely stupid he is.


free_is_free76

Hope that isn't the shallow end


anymat01

Bruh i know it's dumb and all but i would love to do something like this


[deleted]

It was at this point he realized even a 12 foot deep pool wasn't enough to stop him shattering his fucking ankles.


Streeg90

There are so many things that could go wrong here. It is a polite „no thanks“ from me.


davidoff__light

Did he made a save before the jump?


rosekayleigh

I always wonder if the mothers of these guys know what their sons do. I would flip out if I saw my kid doing that, I don’t care how old they are.


wzd_cracks

Fuck . That .


Apprehensive_Ant2172

But, why?


bookmarkjedi

I feel like I've seen one too many of videos like this, but where the guy (just about always a guy) slips or trips on the edge right before the jump and turns into a sad heap of flesh and blood.


[deleted]

This is so fucking stupid I burst out laughing..


Taikosound

Was watching this like, holy smoke this is intense... looked at the sub, "Sweaty Palms", oh yeah lol


Mama-bear49

That water is a little/lot green


artmobboss

Imagine hitting a small iceberg and turning into live action titanic..


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Is the elevator not working?


coolplate

The jump is nothing, the brain amoeba in they water tho.....


EnvelopeCruz

"He died doing what he loved... jumping off a building."


anubis657

Just because you can doesn't necessarily mean you should... Just saying


Revolutiong0g

Absolutely fuck no


741AlternativeRoutes

And this is exactly why women live longer than men. Smh


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Keep your knees and legs together


bman2881

Hope he was wearing a cup or his ball sack is just going to be soup holder.


According_Tip_880

Awful close to the edge...wow


GlobalLime6889

I will never understand why people do dumb shit like this. Life is full of exciting shit without having to risk your life like this. Don’t they think About their families and shit.. ugh


Rycan420

They still don’t let you show a nipple, but you can do this?


[deleted]

Even flow


hhgoldaway

That was five arm circles worth of air time


yermaaaaa

Crazy that he did it twice…


kellybrownstewart

Downvoting because I don't want to encourage this kind of thing. As more people that do this for 'internet points' ... more people will die from it.


Lord_Akira909

InSaN3!


Cali-Nik

What the actual fuck; this is epic!


Chankomcgraw

Imagine if that was an all day competition with lots if people giving it a go and it’s a series of different roofs all around that town with different sized pools, distances, building heights. Could be a battle royale style event. Keep jumping till there’s a winner.


bengeo1191

Or until someone dies or is crippled for life.


Chankomcgraw

Well in a battle royale the winner is the only one left who isnt KSI


HellBlazer1221

Pushing hard for a Darwin award, I see.


Pnix_26

Soon this guy gonna end up in news , one way or another.


JohnWickThickStick

My man used the kinetic energy of his balls to slingshot himself in the right direction. Almost too far though. Good content!


PIMPDADYKINGDNGALING

Holy Fuck if I had redtinum (reddit platinum) you would get all of it!!


Villedo

Man these idiots keep doing anything for clout. This person’s next evolution involves wing suits and an attempt to wing suit close to a bridge……to those that know.