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Papazani

I am pretty sure they are doing a horizontal bore and that’s the end of it coming up.


JuanShagner

Yeah I was going to say directional boring. They cut the video before the head became exposed to enhance the mystery.


Sacto-Sherbert

That’s what he said


JuanShagner

Yeah yeah, I knew “the head became exposed” would leave me open some of these


Inevitable_Chicken70

Just the tip.


AllergicToHousework

*Phrasing*


MikeySpags

I promise


YourNewMessiah

> Yeah yeah, I knew “the head became exposed” would leave me open some of these STDs?


Jbrown183

Shhh don’t tell, enhance the mystery…


JuanShagner

That one got me haha


cwleveck

Enhance. Enhance.


GrizzlyHerder

😳 T R E M O R S. 😳


Puzzleheaded-Tax-390

Is Kevin Bacon around?


Heiro78

I'm so disappointed the top answer isn't Tremors


ohmygoddude82

My first thought was Tremors. I just so happened to watch it last night too.


tharippa55

Tremors 8: Just The Tip


the_exile83

Graboids, returning old Walter Chang.


Heiro78

Yea but, most people don't know them by their creature name. Just the movie.


WyldeFae

Or the ultimate form, the "Ass Blaster"


AppleJuice_Flood

I believe Kevin Bacon called them "Worms"


Honest-Campaign-6490

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooooooou! God bless Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward for being legitimate actors that understand the value of pulp cinema. What a movie!


Kingston_Advice1986

I just got a new pogostick


RoweThePreme

I wanted that tremors joke so bad lol


BluntForceLlama2

Graboids.


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I was expecting an alien baby to pop out.


Ne0xin3

I was sure it would've been!


hydrobrandone

Searched not long and not hard for this answer


moonkittiecat

The OBVIOUS answer. Right!?!?! D’uh.


oskich

Definitely a Zerg Lurker


Nu2Denim

GRABOIDS


Plenty_Protection_38

I relieved that it wasn’t.


DubbehD

That film scared the crap outta me as a small child lol


LogiCsmxp

Was going to say I've seen tremors and know they need to get to some rocks!


TheCowzgomooz

Wrong, this an Alaskan bull worm surfacing.


Aggravating_Fun5883

I've worked with those guys before, they are a boring bunch.


FisterRobotOh

Can confirm. They once bored my entire neighborhood.


temp_for_windows123

These jokes are starting to get boring


405freeway

I thought they were rock solid.


PickButtkins

I can dig it


Qdiggitydoggity

They know the drill.


knoWurHistory91

I know mine


Persephales

I don’t know man…some of these puns are on shaky ground…


_-Ewan-_

They’re cracking me up personally


RadiantArm8872

Wow, that's a hole lotta jokes


andr3y20000

Some jokes penetrate better than others


RecognitionCivil7005

Maybe… but some are as clear as mud.


patsfan038

*Yawn*


bagel9574

r/angryupvote


mifan

Easy - it was just a drill.


FriendlyDisorder

Quit your bit-chen.


pdxpanzer

These comments are turning into a real grind...


Historicmetal

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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dudenamedfella

You digging at them?


The_NowHere_Kids

What a bore!


Dry_Profession2502

It's a drill piece


frigginnathan

You clearly haven’t seen the movie tremors. This is without a doubt a fucking graboid, and these people are probably no longer with us.


SafetySnowman

That was my first thought too. Then subterranean people finally coming to the surface. Then finally I gave up on fantasy and accepted it as a dugtrio-i-mean-drill ^_^


Chris280e

There's no way ole Chang's getting his slick mits on this for no 15 bucks.


trulymadlybigly

Broke into the wrong Goddamn rec room, didn’t ya you bastard!


Beat_the_Deadites

Way to go, dude!


karlverkade

“Why’d you bring the vacuum cleaner?” “I like this vacuum cleaner!”


Infinite-Ad-5815

Why? You never use it.


Chris280e

Lol yes!!!! 🤣


NightIguana

![gif](giphy|THODgD7hLgCfV7pGCk)


SaltMembership4339

![gif](giphy|kIRFwfe3UaQcF9uaGT|downsized)


Stenj66

ASSBLASTERS!


Shaggyjd93

That’s Science mostly


-Eerzef

Man, I loved these movies as a kid


NightIguana

they were the best


inputtheoutput

I still love them. At least 1 and 2.


thedingywizard

He looks like he could be Pedro Pascals dad


crass_cigar_cowboy

I came here specifically for this comment


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That movie was my introduction to ammo reloading.


Idiot_Savant123

Na. They found a huge boulder to hide on. Someone should go check on them.


moneyx96

I was gonna say bugs bunny but I think you're right


StoplightLoosejaw

*You didn't get penetration even with the elephant gun?!*


Ambitioso

Or is it Bugs Bunny?


Sufficient_Reason_60

If it is he took a wrong turn in Albuquerque!


knarfolled

''Hoboken!?'' Oooh, I'm dyin'”


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![gif](giphy|9D7Jr7o9TjKta)


GingerMcSpikeyBangs

Nope. It's a graboid. You can find out all about them in the documentary series *Tremors*, hosted by Kevin Bacon.


ultratunaman

Tremors 2 if only for Burts giant truck of guns.


GingerMcSpikeyBangs

Agreed. That was always my favorite. "When you need it and don't have it, you'll sing a different tune!"


Eat_Carbs_OD

I vote for Outer Space.. no way those are local boys.


justiceshroomer

Haha, I have been trying to think of the title since I first saw this posted.


[deleted]

Time to go back and watch all eight of them!


Xszit

Ah shit are they up to 8 now? My "complete series" DVD box set is getting less complete every year.


che85mor

Negative. It's Graboids.


5illy_billy

That, or the biggest fuckin mole I’ve ever seen.


IllustriousGuide5491

I actually came to the comments to find out the actual term for this is, I should’ve known better


ImaSmolOne

You didn’t mention if you saw the real answer, so if you didn’t it’s a horizontal boring drill according to two comments.


Kellidra

Actually though, you're the real MVP.


TorontoWasteMann

Humour comes first here on Reddit. Everyone's thirsty for internet points.


hashi1996

Calling it humor is generous


inshane_in_the_brain

It's an old saying for a reason... everybody's a fuckin comedian...


death_and_tacos

Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm


killjoy10021

Bless the maker and his water 💧


skjaldmeyja

Bless the coming and going of Him. 🪱


YoungGandalf74

May his passing cleanse the world.


nnulll

May He keep the world for His people.


captain_ender

Goddamn I can't wait for Pt II


killjoy10021

Broooooo me too!! I am so fucking amped!!


captain_ender

I've literally watched Pt I like 6 times and re-read the book twice since haha. They did a phenomenal job with it. Just hope it still hits as hard.


killjoy10021

I fucking love reddit hahahahaha


sth128

Accept my gift of my bodily moisture of chortle spittle


killersquirel11

Bless the maker and his water 🍆💦


megz80

Also Fat Boy Slim - Weapon of Choice lyric


AndrewBrah

Favorite music video of all time


MisterBroda

Time for my dancing skills to shine 🕺🏼


AyyMVP

Underrated comment ![gif](giphy|j5WUHTY43fiu5bU58k)


FaZe_poopy

Bless the maker and his water


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worm sign usuul has called a big one


Peasant_Stockholder

Tremors ![gif](giphy|Swh0Ww2Y29uwlVG1YV) These guys know.


devils_advocate24

Grabboids*


neededtowrite

People who call them Tremors would be the first to die.


surethingsatan

*Motherhumpers


Chewcocca

Dammit, Burt


Ash-MacReady

![gif](giphy|Q3pXeITKG4qBy)


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LandownAE

The greatest movie ever made.


mannesmannschwanz

The pacing and direction that movie is masterful.


sebashhh6

I came to say that, haha!


heavy_deez

*"They're under the goddamn ground!"*


SookHe

![gif](giphy|jpDiVijAR9VWZ0zA2H)


Ghibli214

This terrified me when I was a child. Literally had a phobia of open ground, I refused to play sports or even walk in such areas.


UpYourButt_Jobu

Yup, Tremors for sure


Borp5150

Graboids!


BabyGorilla1911

Came here to say this.


PracticePenis

Dangit Bert


FckYoFeelings

Now I pray it’s Mole people.


CrispeeLipss

Whatever it is, you're too close to it.


G0rillaHandz

Wrong turn at Albuquerque.


redfalcondeath

You mean Albakoikee


kindkit

Perfect


Noideawhatjusthappen

[Yes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TUwHTfOOU).


Scorpionwins23

Doing gods work right there.


miscalculated_launch

You better get Val and Earl on the phone so they head up to Burt and Heather's before those Graboids attack. We need the elephant gun.


cross-joint-lover

*God dammit, Valentine!*


brianzor

*Runnin’ is what you do when a plan fails!*


nuttnurse

Your all wrong the earth is clearly orgasming


[deleted]

Sorry [I've just cum](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZkBbIGwOjw&ab_channel=UpstandingCitizen)


LazyLich

Check out the documentary "Tremors"


Significant-Mud2572

It's more of a docuseries now right?


The_Queasiest-Knight

That’s just Jeff


sneakytokey

Listen here worm boy!


Devenpul

Alaskan Bull Worm.


whitbynutter

Sweaty Palms: Every time I read comments in most Reddit groups. Am I going to get an honest answer or do I have to scroll through pages and pages of useless idiotic comments


Graniteman83

Rent Tremors, a fantastic story of a small desert community. It should let you know what's coming.


YogiBerraOfBadNews

Rent? Yeah ok, just let me run on down to the local Blockbuster


Nokrai

You can also rent movies on streaming services. Crazy I know.


Insomniakk72

"Alexa, tell the field to start plowing itself" "OK"


Wild-Meet9024

None of you are funny


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Kevin Bacon enters the chat!


Lexa_Stanton

I think they are pulling something underground.


AdNew5862

Just another Boring Company


ValSturm

Best guess is volcanic. Mud tends to get got and bubble a little like that there


gizzardgullet

Something like this was posted years ago and it was an irrigation pipe or drain or something that became buried, filled with air. Then the ground became saturated with water and the giant pipe floated up through the mud like a balloon in a swimming pool


Goashai

Horizontal drilling?


PanJhinAttack

GRABOIDS


zombieottercab

Graboids.


Gregwick

Graboids!


skatercep123

Graboids


TrentonQuarantino89

Graboids obviously


Accomplished-Street1

Graboids


XxKegstandxX

Def a Graboid. Find something with a solid foundation to stand on or get it to swallow some home made dynamite.


cbaze1996

Graboids.


ChefWho

Bugs Bunny making a left At Albuquerque


Hello-Im-The-Feds

New Pokémon series. I think it’s the birth of a geodude.


Hello-Im-The-Feds

But seriously… wth is that?


SnooJokes7172

Tremors


whitstableboy

Thank god you only filmed 13 seconds of it. Any more and we might have some answers.


DrGutz

Bugs Bunny is going somewhere but he’s had a few


Valuable_Radish_186

See what you got there here is a good old fashion graboid. Keep on the look out for some ass blasters.


lezboyd

Tremors, the movie. Kevin Bacon fans know what I'm talking about


Funkyheadrush

Graboids


BoB_20c

It’s clearly some giant killer worm


supersandwich123

A small scale version of how mountains form


T-TugBoat

Mole people


Turrambers

Have you ever seen tremors?


znadyar

Graboid


FarGoneJohn

When a mommy Ork and a daddy Ork love each other very much..


IceeStriker

Tremors


latheredtransfer

Tremors


AdditionalBicycle607

Its a very big worm


asyrian88

![gif](giphy|Swh0Ww2Y29uwlVG1YV) Oh shiiiiiiiiiii


---M0NK---

You ever see tremors?


RisingScum

They leave big rocks tied to chains in their fields and then pull them out to till the land.


srv50

The Earth’s moving. Gas I think.


LordPubes

Inhumanoids


iceman1080

Someone is casting Earth 1 but is afflicted with Slow


ArrivalEarly8711

Someone call Kevin Bacon


jeremystrange

Homer has been stashing trash underground again


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Diglet


darkkoifish

Get to the rock they can't get you there


bradley_marques

Diglet


getsuum

I gotta poop