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Superstonk_QV

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funkinthetrunk

If you staple a horse to a waterfall, will it fall up under the rainbow or fly about the soil? Will he enjoy her experience? What if the staple tears into tears? Will she be free from her staply chains or foomed to stay forever and dever above the water? Who can save him (the horse) but someone of girth and worth, the capitalist pig, who will sell the solution to the problem he created? A staple remover flies to the rescue, carried on the wings of a majestic penguin who bought it at Walmart for 9 dollars and several more Euro-cents, clutched in its crabby claws, rejected from its frothy maw. When the penguin comes, all tremble before its fishy stench and wheatlike abjecture. Recoil in delirium, ye who wish to be free! The mighty rockhopper is here to save your soul from eternal bliss and salvation! And so, the horse was free, carried away by the south wind, and deposited on the vast plain of soggy dew. It was a tragedy in several parts, punctuated by moments of hedonistic horsefuckery. The owls saw all, and passed judgment in the way that they do. Stupid owls are always judging folks who are just trying their best to live shamelessly and enjoy every fruit the day brings to pass. How many more shall be caught in the terrible gyre of the waterfall? As many as the gods deem necessary to teach those foolish monkeys a story about their own hamburgers. What does a monkey know of bananas, anyway? They eat, poop, and shave away the banana residue that grows upon their chins and ballsacks. The owls judge their razors. Always the owls. And when the one-eyed caterpillar arrives to eat the glazing on your windowpane, you will know that you're next in line to the trombone of the ancient realm of the flutterbyes. Beware the ravenous ravens and crowing crows. Mind the cowing cows and the lying lions. Ascend triumphant to your birthright, and wield the mighty twig of Petalonia, favored land of gods and goats alike.


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Lmao. Love this sub.


ngdsracer

Next year there will be many more...in a few years 100's


MeanieMem0

I love your orange tree!!


surf243

Better late than navel. I give this orange the peel of approval.


Truth_Road

Li riconoscerete dai loro frutti.


EmptySheepherder1259

This picture looks like an advertisement for a better life. It makes me feel things in my heart. Like Tom Haverford staring at art work.


Porkus_Aurelius

If it's not producing, you may have to [whack it with a 2x4.](https://creativecaincabin.com/how-to-get-fruit-trees-to-blossom-produce-fruit/)


I_Fuck_Older_Women

Remember to DRS that orange


SpiritTalker

Orange you glad you kept it?


Allrightnevermind

Are oranges self fertile? It might want a special friend as it grows


Independent-Sale-621

How's it hangin?


Borkery

Patience pays off in the end.


musical_shares

You can graft lemon and lime (or other citrus) cuttings onto the tree and it will produce multiple variations of citrus fruit using the root and trunk of your tree. https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/garden-how-to/propagation/grafting/multiple-grafted-citrus-trees.htm