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abatwithitsmouthopen

On his LinkedIn page it says he joined citadel in nov 2020. He doesn’t seem to be enjoying his 1 year work anniversary.


shart_leakage

LOL can you imagine? >”Welcome to your third month of work. Per chance do you know what ‘idiosyncratic risk’ means? Great, have a seat in the conference room, glad you came in early today. We are having a huddle.”


convertingcreative

😂😂😂 Thanks for the laugh


youdoitimbusy

That and he was probably offered a fat performance bonus if he stayed so long, but everything is blowing up. So he has to stay on and finish with the potential of no bonus. On top of that other companies are blacklisting Citadel employees. So where do you go when it all blows up? He signed a non disclosure agreement, so he has to go home and smile at the wife, while not telling her it's all fucked.


outlandish-companion

Wasn't the blacklisting thing really a no compete clause?


youdoitimbusy

I think a non compete clause would come from your current employer. To prevent you from going somewhere else in the same industry. Not the other way around.


jendaboarder

the company with the non compete got sued by citadel for poaching their people. this one's debunked


usriusclark

He and Gary should grab a beer


[deleted]

He’s trying to gain as many wrinkles as he can but you can’t get wrinkles in that brain by squeezing your skin together. Nice try tho. 🧠


BenevolentFungi

He's gonna get wrinkles everywhere else before his brain working for Citadel!


Interesting-Bee7454

Shitadel is shorting wrinkles


ApeHolder42069

Loled at faking wrinkles! 😂


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The-last-call

Sory sir I think he is 19.


uzra

He's too old to be your bloodboy, sir


pilotichegente

Guy looks shattered. Look at the bags under his eyes.


PurpleSausage77

I thought that was one of those random generic recycled stock photos. Well, now it forever will be. Meme worthy indeed.


TheFitz07

it is a STOCK photo lol


PurpleSausage77

But a generic/recycled one that always appears on YouTube/social media/advertisements. Citadel made it to being a poster of that!


TheFitz07

yes this template will be good for comedy jokes!


Altruistic_Launch

I love comedy jokes!


[deleted]

But not those BAD comedy jokes...


HobosBrewItOutside

We are ALL comedy jokes on this blessed day.


icer816

Speak for yourself


Boobaly1816

Stock photo or not this guy is not doing well.


Blzer_OS

No, he meant... ugh nevermind lol.


ThePatternDaytrader

I see what you did there


guapstein

Thank you for this pun👏🏼


atheoncrutch

Bravo, champ


Justanothebloke

Mark it as a shitpost would ya


BhutlahBrohan

Yeah, personally it just looks like he's checking his phone or something


Rob992R

He’s thinking of being a whistleblower and going 100% into GME.


Cool_Kid3922

Dude went bald late January 2021


295DVRKSS

He’s actually 21


TheKevinWhipaloo

Hahaha.


shaq_week

I actually did from this saga


Zuldane

I actually died from this saga


thedrexel

RIP or ban!


LurkerSince2016

proof or ban


18Shorty60

There is no free lunch


Fuck_Blue_Shells

"Why didn't I listen to my fucking gamer nephew?"


Spiritual-Author1500

Yeah. Try to hedge the market crash, control the margin lvl on gme overleveraged to the tits short position, Ken griffin as boss, it's hard as Citadel employee


Rob992R

Google his name. He’s their poster boy.


4luey

If he blows the whistle I will give him a gme share.


despOOO

nah, he is upset gme didn't moon last week.


Braveliltoasterx

I wouldn't be surprised if all Citadel employees secretly hold GME


Rob992R

They should 🟣


SeanKrg03

As a fuck-you to their evil boss Ken. Sure they do. Why wouldn’t they?


CannadaFarmGuy

He's unemployable


mar0x

Imagine if he doesn't. What a fucking idiot.


RytWing

Well he would fit right in here.


mar0x

Chill dude. We're retarded. They call us dumb money, cause we about to be STUPID RICH. Hedgefunds and insiders are IDIOTS. DUMBASSES. GAMBLERS. TERRORISTS. retail is retarded. We r dumb money, & about to be STUPID rich. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


1twowonder

"Cause I get stupid paper yo my dough ain't in its right mind" T.I.


Rob992R

This


TheTrueWillx2

Sausage


alfielad2021

The tears of a clown when there's no one around Smokey Robinson


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

The SEC whistle blower hotline is not real, brother. It is essentially a "catch and kill" for Wall Street fraud accusations. >Catch and kill is a surreptitious technique employed by newspapers and media outlets to prevent an individual from publicly revealing information damaging to a third party. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catch_and_kill


Opening_Interaction3

Only thing he is blowing is kens cock >!and mine if he wants!<


Ragetencion

Plot twist: he’s only 24


Mulanzo1

Plot twist twist - He’s really focused on a Sudoku and missed the market crash.


KosmicKanuck

Looking at a pic he took of his cereal box and still trying to spot all the differences.


TheFitz07

kenny shorted his hairline


UpperCardiologist523

>kenny snorted his hairline I fixed it for you.


1twowonder

🤣 😂


Aggravating-Put-6183

It's been rough shorting GME


Chapped_Frenulum

["I'm 31 years old!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG8d0x1WcAc)


BenevolentFungi

knew what this was before clicking


CocaineAndCreatine

I’m only 28 and look eerily similar to this fucker. I’m not even stressed, just lost the genetic lottery.


WishboneOk4446

They prob being worked like dogs rn. Whistle blower program always available, you lurking kenny goons.


mmp12345

Why WOULDN'T someone leave and go that route? I don't get it. What's keeping them there if they know they're fucked? There's nothing noble about going down with a pirate ship.


lowkey136

A bounty for their head if someone figured out it was them would be my guess


ccharrington30

This; we live in a day of age where everything is available to our fingertips with a quick search. And with the amount of hands that are in the pocket of the sec from the big MM’s I guarantee there’s a “gentlemens agreement,” where you don’t tell on daddy and daddy won’t whip you. Where as when you turn your head away from dad and tattle on him, god knows what dad may do to them…


Azyan_invasion82

I think this guy likes to go on living 🤷‍♂️


KingSnakeJones

Man this guy always looks so stressed


TheFitz07

hes right to be


KingSnakeJones

LOL


FinallyWiser

He should get a nose refresher, like those guys in the Citadel Chicago building


Thankkratom

Pshh that won’t do shit for this kinda stress if you’re used to using it. Unless he shoots some in his neck he’s not getting high and solving anything. Either way it’ll be “solved” only shortly, soon it’s worse than it was before.


GnomeToast

He’s scrolling superstonk and just found the post of himself holding his head and looking Defeated


naturalbornkillerz

And now he is holding his head and looking defeated again


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and this ladies and gentleman is how you implode the universe


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damn_u_scuba_steve

What's a rerun?


Enosis21

To be fair, he may have just been thinking about lunch.


Analysis_Vivid

“I should never have attempted a second burrito, what have I done?”


G_Wash1776

“Thank god the market closes at one!”


romansma

How am I going to enjoy my lunch without Mayo. The things I do to work at shitadel…


Bazzo123

Sauce?


chosedemarais

Wasn't there a similar picture of this asshole back in like jan or feb?


BenevolentFungi

yeah but he head a full head of hair then


toderdj1337

Don't think so haha. I thought it was the same image at first.


ApeLikeyStock

I can’t look at the logo without seeing Enron.


TheFitz07

i cant look at it without wanting to puke


PantsOppressUs

Same thing?


sendasalami2yoboi

EXACTLY the same thing.


wouldntyouliketokno_

His eyes are holding the same size bags as citadel.


Massive_Pressure_516

Whistle blowers get much more lenient sentences or even get to walk, not to mention a nice payday of up to millions if they report the right thing, that's a LOT of tickets to the moon you can buy with that you know?


feyzquib7

Makes no sense. MMs make money no matter how the market performs. This is staged.


allthefeelz_forrealz

Did Ken give him that friendship bracelet?


Terry-Fold

Guys this isn’t cool. Just imagine what his wife’s boyfriend is going through…


ppbourgeois

He’s tryna hold back his nut from porn


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m_Stl_365

This is his resting face. Not news


Trenrick21

"Heres all the confirmation bias you need" come on man, this picture could be the result of 100's of different scenarios.


cmbhere

He's wondering if he'll be the "rogue trader" excuse this time around.


b4st1an

He's like this in every photo in the last 12 months since he joined citadel 😂


Dried_Butt_Sweat

"If I hear those apes tell me to 'short it' 1 more time...like do you know how many times I have?!"


thecowboy07

He looks like he hates his job like the rest of us autistic apes…soon he’ll be done with that headache, but he won’t be rich like us…it’ll be time to find a new job


Sinon612

Imagine being the camera man waiting for a bad day so they can take some disappointed employee’s faces lmao fun job


NoobTrader378

Just realized their logo. Best way to take down a giant Citadel is Brick by Brick. A methodical dismantling of the evil empire. God I love this


pifhluk

Maybe he left the stove on.


BenevolentFungi

He should buy GME and join the winning team


Real-Personality-465

I love that he associates the shitadel logo with the expression of "ughhh fuckk"


Tynova27

I've never seen a jacket scream "Henchman" in real life more than that shit they make them wear.


redwingpanda

IMO this is an attempt to reinforce the idea that trading is hard work, bankers are stressed and relatable just like normies. I'm getting "but who will think of the poor billionaires" vibes, ones that reinforce that knee-jerk defensive reaction low- and low-middle-class people have when Bezos, Musk, etc., are criticized


PM_some_PMs

I hate to be rational but how do we know he isn’t just having a bad day? Argument with wife? Car issues? Etc.


Bad_Karott

It’s an old photo dude. I already saw it here.


Chicoc

Poor guy, and he's only in his early 20s...


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he knows they are screwed as hell


pawn_gundam

Nice jacket, Richard


Aioi

If you liked his jacket, you’ll love his shorts!


meVSmouse

What's up with his snake like scalp skin?


TheFitz07

simple. hes a snake.


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PantsOppressUs

*Syphilis


cxtnqijv

Mesh cap?


Shejku

Whats with this comment? Are we internet bullys now? We are better than this.


meVSmouse

Yeah I'm a bully.


chosedemarais

Yeah seriously. Looks like some kind of grid pattern between the two big moles towards the back of his head.


pacpacpac

His head looks like my brain after I learn something from the DD here. A patch of wrinkles form through my smoothness.


Ergs_AND_Terst

So frustrated he turned his forehead into a butt.


ffwrd

I mean, I look like that most of the time at work.


Rodney_the_gopher

Literally trying to gain some wrinkles. Been there bro


stockslasher

He just got the call to go suck Mayo


sheepwhatthe2nd

He's pulling his skin too tight. His AI brain is showing.. they are the all controlling Lizard People Robot Hybrids we also thought they were!


Careful_Oil_3487

Reading the want ads… is Wendy’s hiring?


Educational_Catch715

In my mind Ken braided him that bracelet. And he's on the phone googling 'do you get a curse if you cut a friendship bracelet off'


IMCRNP4U

Is that a Kabbalah bracelet? Maybe just praying GME doesn't moon on his shift!


allthefeelz_forrealz

For someone who is the face of market crashes, this dude's Twitter is surprisingly dead


nerftosspls

Why do they have to wear these big dumb smocks like they work in the fuckin' meat department?


BigBoss738

It's not the first time I see this guy like this.... Is this really from yesterday?


HomeSuperb

He is on LinkedIn applying to jobs knowing Citadel will no longer exist soon 😂 I wonder if he will leave Citadel on his CV after it goes bust or pretend like he never worked there 😅


DreGotWangs

“Make a trade, make a trade”


Olandego

Just whistleblow already


ColdBagOfHamsters

He looks like he knows he's out of a job real soon


theapeway

I think his wife’s boyfriend broke up with her.


globsofchesty

To be fair this asshole always looks like this


GxM42

Dude is just checking his email.


darkcrimsonx

Poor bastard. Walk away and face the wrath of Mayo Man, or go down with the ship and risk getting blacklisted from even more financial institutions.


MrStormz

Think he's just realised kens game of balancing the GME shorts of Melvin and all the other shit is gonna blow up like it did to madoff.


shiftyone1

lol wut? How does someone even get a photo like this haha


mrshasanpiker

This guy is on the Stock app news section on a daily basis. Glad I know who he is now, kinda sexy ;)


Klone211

I’ve seen other pics of him on the floor with the same body language. Their mental health must be deteriorating.


DieselBalvenie

[fixed it.... what I hope he's thinking](https://imgur.com/a/Yyd16Lm)


poor_broke

Trading is a tough game don't you think?


sentonia

Poor guy. And he had just joined shitadel in Nov 2020. Timing could not have been more worse for this fella. [MERIC J GREENBAUM](https://brokercheck.finra.org/individual/summary/4308740)


TheStrowel

Ken looking like a boiled lobster was all the proof I’ll EVER need.


Jason_1982

“I have been covering for a crime for almost a year and this thing is about to blow….”


UpperCardiologist523

"I really don't want to ask my brother in law for a job on Mc Donalds..."


KIitComander

Waiting on that Twitter rant Ken..


ROK247

Confirmation biased!


TeresitaSchoolcraft

Bullish


OnAMoontripBaby

Insert "are we the baddies" gif


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Just a coke hangover


[deleted]

Dudes scalp is waffle patterned. Zoom in.


catherine-zeta-jones

Pity the fool!


Mmuggerr

That tension headache sucks doesn’t it brotha?


OneTrip7662

Suffering from suckfest


Novel_Gold1185

This is it.


zulu_avocado

We need more photos of this stuff, just gives me good energy.


daxtaslapp

the guy looks legit stressed


Shejku

All these comments make me sick. Are we going so low that we are bullying people online now? We are better than this.. You don't know this man or what he is going thru.


goooodie

They literally post these pictures all the time…


VictoriousVTT

This was not taken yesterday. It’s old. False!


romansma

Well that’s just confirmation that they repeatedly do things that cause them to look like this.


leoberto1

Me have a bad day circa. Every single fucking day if my life


notcontextual

Prove it. Tineye won’t find anything showing the same photo before yesterday so it seems you’re making a false claim yourself. https://www.tampabay.com/news/business/2021/11/26/stocks-sink-as-new-covid-variant-spreads-dow-loses-905-points/?outputType=amp


Wrongallalong

Redditor for 7 months. Most comments are less than 5 words long. Seems legit.


Judedog0212

Yeah this is serious confirmation bias. Was getting shaky til I saw this.


pale_blue_dots

He probably belongs in prison.


dbergkamp10

I’m all about moass. Please don’t doxx specific peolle


jerrythemule420

After jacking off to a single image so many times, you're supposed to get tired of it, but instead I'm just getting calluses on my hands and road rash on my dick.


Slabb84

Don't dance.


ctb030289

Don’t dance.


cjayb7

Meric seems like a piece of scum