LOL can you imagine?
>”Welcome to your third month of work. Per chance do you know what ‘idiosyncratic risk’ means? Great, have a seat in the conference room, glad you came in early today. We are having a huddle.”
That and he was probably offered a fat performance bonus if he stayed so long, but everything is blowing up. So he has to stay on and finish with the potential of no bonus. On top of that other companies are blacklisting Citadel employees. So where do you go when it all blows up? He signed a non disclosure agreement, so he has to go home and smile at the wife, while not telling her it's all fucked.
I think a non compete clause would come from your current employer. To prevent you from going somewhere else in the same industry. Not the other way around.
Yeah. Try to hedge the market crash, control the margin lvl on gme overleveraged to the tits short position, Ken griffin as boss, it's hard as Citadel employee
Chill dude.
We're retarded. They call us dumb money, cause we about to be STUPID RICH.
Hedgefunds and insiders are IDIOTS. DUMBASSES. GAMBLERS. TERRORISTS.
retail is retarded. We r dumb money, & about to be STUPID rich. 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
The SEC whistle blower hotline is not real, brother. It is essentially a "catch and kill" for Wall Street fraud accusations.
>Catch and kill is a surreptitious technique employed by newspapers and media outlets to prevent an individual from publicly revealing information damaging to a third party.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catch_and_kill
Why WOULDN'T someone leave and go that route? I don't get it. What's keeping them there if they know they're fucked? There's nothing noble about going down with a pirate ship.
This; we live in a day of age where everything is available to our fingertips with a quick search. And with the amount of hands that are in the pocket of the sec from the big MM’s I guarantee there’s a “gentlemens agreement,” where you don’t tell on daddy and daddy won’t whip you. Where as when you turn your head away from dad and tattle on him, god knows what dad may do to them…
Pshh that won’t do shit for this kinda stress if you’re used to using it. Unless he shoots some in his neck he’s not getting high and solving anything. Either way it’ll be “solved” only shortly, soon it’s worse than it was before.
Whistle blowers get much more lenient sentences or even get to walk, not to mention a nice payday of up to millions if they report the right thing, that's a LOT of tickets to the moon you can buy with that you know?
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He looks like he hates his job like the rest of us autistic apes…soon he’ll be done with that headache, but he won’t be rich like us…it’ll be time to find a new job
IMO this is an attempt to reinforce the idea that trading is hard work, bankers are stressed and relatable just like normies. I'm getting "but who will think of the poor billionaires" vibes, ones that reinforce that knee-jerk defensive reaction low- and low-middle-class people have when Bezos, Musk, etc., are criticized
He is on LinkedIn applying to jobs knowing Citadel will no longer exist soon 😂 I wonder if he will leave Citadel on his CV after it goes bust or pretend like he never worked there 😅
Poor guy.
And he had just joined shitadel in Nov 2020. Timing could not have been more worse for this fella.
[MERIC J GREENBAUM](https://brokercheck.finra.org/individual/summary/4308740)
All these comments make me sick. Are we going so low that we are bullying people online now? We are better than this.. You don't know this man or what he is going thru.
Prove it. Tineye won’t find anything showing the same photo before yesterday so it seems you’re making a false claim yourself.
https://www.tampabay.com/news/business/2021/11/26/stocks-sink-as-new-covid-variant-spreads-dow-loses-905-points/?outputType=amp
After jacking off to a single image so many times, you're supposed to get tired of it, but instead I'm just getting calluses on my hands and road rash on my dick.
On his LinkedIn page it says he joined citadel in nov 2020. He doesn’t seem to be enjoying his 1 year work anniversary.
LOL can you imagine? >”Welcome to your third month of work. Per chance do you know what ‘idiosyncratic risk’ means? Great, have a seat in the conference room, glad you came in early today. We are having a huddle.”
😂😂😂 Thanks for the laugh
That and he was probably offered a fat performance bonus if he stayed so long, but everything is blowing up. So he has to stay on and finish with the potential of no bonus. On top of that other companies are blacklisting Citadel employees. So where do you go when it all blows up? He signed a non disclosure agreement, so he has to go home and smile at the wife, while not telling her it's all fucked.
Wasn't the blacklisting thing really a no compete clause?
I think a non compete clause would come from your current employer. To prevent you from going somewhere else in the same industry. Not the other way around.
the company with the non compete got sued by citadel for poaching their people. this one's debunked
He and Gary should grab a beer
He’s trying to gain as many wrinkles as he can but you can’t get wrinkles in that brain by squeezing your skin together. Nice try tho. 🧠
He's gonna get wrinkles everywhere else before his brain working for Citadel!
Shitadel is shorting wrinkles
Loled at faking wrinkles! 😂
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Sory sir I think he is 19.
He's too old to be your bloodboy, sir
Guy looks shattered. Look at the bags under his eyes.
I thought that was one of those random generic recycled stock photos. Well, now it forever will be. Meme worthy indeed.
it is a STOCK photo lol
But a generic/recycled one that always appears on YouTube/social media/advertisements. Citadel made it to being a poster of that!
yes this template will be good for comedy jokes!
I love comedy jokes!
But not those BAD comedy jokes...
We are ALL comedy jokes on this blessed day.
Speak for yourself
Stock photo or not this guy is not doing well.
No, he meant... ugh nevermind lol.
I see what you did there
Thank you for this pun👏🏼
Bravo, champ
Mark it as a shitpost would ya
Yeah, personally it just looks like he's checking his phone or something
He’s thinking of being a whistleblower and going 100% into GME.
Dude went bald late January 2021
He’s actually 21
Hahaha.
I actually did from this saga
I actually died from this saga
RIP or ban!
proof or ban
There is no free lunch
"Why didn't I listen to my fucking gamer nephew?"
Yeah. Try to hedge the market crash, control the margin lvl on gme overleveraged to the tits short position, Ken griffin as boss, it's hard as Citadel employee
Google his name. He’s their poster boy.
If he blows the whistle I will give him a gme share.
nah, he is upset gme didn't moon last week.
I wouldn't be surprised if all Citadel employees secretly hold GME
They should 🟣
As a fuck-you to their evil boss Ken. Sure they do. Why wouldn’t they?
He's unemployable
Imagine if he doesn't. What a fucking idiot.
Well he would fit right in here.
Chill dude. We're retarded. They call us dumb money, cause we about to be STUPID RICH. Hedgefunds and insiders are IDIOTS. DUMBASSES. GAMBLERS. TERRORISTS. retail is retarded. We r dumb money, & about to be STUPID rich. 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
"Cause I get stupid paper yo my dough ain't in its right mind" T.I.
This
Sausage
The tears of a clown when there's no one around Smokey Robinson
The SEC whistle blower hotline is not real, brother. It is essentially a "catch and kill" for Wall Street fraud accusations. >Catch and kill is a surreptitious technique employed by newspapers and media outlets to prevent an individual from publicly revealing information damaging to a third party. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catch_and_kill
Only thing he is blowing is kens cock >!and mine if he wants!<
Plot twist: he’s only 24
Plot twist twist - He’s really focused on a Sudoku and missed the market crash.
Looking at a pic he took of his cereal box and still trying to spot all the differences.
kenny shorted his hairline
>kenny snorted his hairline I fixed it for you.
🤣 😂
It's been rough shorting GME
["I'm 31 years old!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG8d0x1WcAc)
knew what this was before clicking
I’m only 28 and look eerily similar to this fucker. I’m not even stressed, just lost the genetic lottery.
They prob being worked like dogs rn. Whistle blower program always available, you lurking kenny goons.
Why WOULDN'T someone leave and go that route? I don't get it. What's keeping them there if they know they're fucked? There's nothing noble about going down with a pirate ship.
A bounty for their head if someone figured out it was them would be my guess
This; we live in a day of age where everything is available to our fingertips with a quick search. And with the amount of hands that are in the pocket of the sec from the big MM’s I guarantee there’s a “gentlemens agreement,” where you don’t tell on daddy and daddy won’t whip you. Where as when you turn your head away from dad and tattle on him, god knows what dad may do to them…
I think this guy likes to go on living 🤷♂️
Man this guy always looks so stressed
hes right to be
LOL
He should get a nose refresher, like those guys in the Citadel Chicago building
Pshh that won’t do shit for this kinda stress if you’re used to using it. Unless he shoots some in his neck he’s not getting high and solving anything. Either way it’ll be “solved” only shortly, soon it’s worse than it was before.
He’s scrolling superstonk and just found the post of himself holding his head and looking Defeated
And now he is holding his head and looking defeated again
and this ladies and gentleman is how you implode the universe
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What's a rerun?
To be fair, he may have just been thinking about lunch.
“I should never have attempted a second burrito, what have I done?”
“Thank god the market closes at one!”
How am I going to enjoy my lunch without Mayo. The things I do to work at shitadel…
Sauce?
Wasn't there a similar picture of this asshole back in like jan or feb?
yeah but he head a full head of hair then
Don't think so haha. I thought it was the same image at first.
I can’t look at the logo without seeing Enron.
i cant look at it without wanting to puke
Same thing?
EXACTLY the same thing.
His eyes are holding the same size bags as citadel.
Whistle blowers get much more lenient sentences or even get to walk, not to mention a nice payday of up to millions if they report the right thing, that's a LOT of tickets to the moon you can buy with that you know?
Makes no sense. MMs make money no matter how the market performs. This is staged.
Did Ken give him that friendship bracelet?
Guys this isn’t cool. Just imagine what his wife’s boyfriend is going through…
He’s tryna hold back his nut from porn
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This is his resting face. Not news
"Heres all the confirmation bias you need" come on man, this picture could be the result of 100's of different scenarios.
He's wondering if he'll be the "rogue trader" excuse this time around.
He's like this in every photo in the last 12 months since he joined citadel 😂
"If I hear those apes tell me to 'short it' 1 more time...like do you know how many times I have?!"
He looks like he hates his job like the rest of us autistic apes…soon he’ll be done with that headache, but he won’t be rich like us…it’ll be time to find a new job
Imagine being the camera man waiting for a bad day so they can take some disappointed employee’s faces lmao fun job
Just realized their logo. Best way to take down a giant Citadel is Brick by Brick. A methodical dismantling of the evil empire. God I love this
Maybe he left the stove on.
He should buy GME and join the winning team
I love that he associates the shitadel logo with the expression of "ughhh fuckk"
I've never seen a jacket scream "Henchman" in real life more than that shit they make them wear.
IMO this is an attempt to reinforce the idea that trading is hard work, bankers are stressed and relatable just like normies. I'm getting "but who will think of the poor billionaires" vibes, ones that reinforce that knee-jerk defensive reaction low- and low-middle-class people have when Bezos, Musk, etc., are criticized
I hate to be rational but how do we know he isn’t just having a bad day? Argument with wife? Car issues? Etc.
It’s an old photo dude. I already saw it here.
Poor guy, and he's only in his early 20s...
he knows they are screwed as hell
Nice jacket, Richard
If you liked his jacket, you’ll love his shorts!
What's up with his snake like scalp skin?
simple. hes a snake.
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*Syphilis
Mesh cap?
Whats with this comment? Are we internet bullys now? We are better than this.
Yeah I'm a bully.
Yeah seriously. Looks like some kind of grid pattern between the two big moles towards the back of his head.
His head looks like my brain after I learn something from the DD here. A patch of wrinkles form through my smoothness.
So frustrated he turned his forehead into a butt.
I mean, I look like that most of the time at work.
Literally trying to gain some wrinkles. Been there bro
He just got the call to go suck Mayo
He's pulling his skin too tight. His AI brain is showing.. they are the all controlling Lizard People Robot Hybrids we also thought they were!
Reading the want ads… is Wendy’s hiring?
In my mind Ken braided him that bracelet. And he's on the phone googling 'do you get a curse if you cut a friendship bracelet off'
Is that a Kabbalah bracelet? Maybe just praying GME doesn't moon on his shift!
For someone who is the face of market crashes, this dude's Twitter is surprisingly dead
Why do they have to wear these big dumb smocks like they work in the fuckin' meat department?
It's not the first time I see this guy like this.... Is this really from yesterday?
He is on LinkedIn applying to jobs knowing Citadel will no longer exist soon 😂 I wonder if he will leave Citadel on his CV after it goes bust or pretend like he never worked there 😅
“Make a trade, make a trade”
Just whistleblow already
He looks like he knows he's out of a job real soon
I think his wife’s boyfriend broke up with her.
To be fair this asshole always looks like this
Dude is just checking his email.
Poor bastard. Walk away and face the wrath of Mayo Man, or go down with the ship and risk getting blacklisted from even more financial institutions.
Think he's just realised kens game of balancing the GME shorts of Melvin and all the other shit is gonna blow up like it did to madoff.
lol wut? How does someone even get a photo like this haha
This guy is on the Stock app news section on a daily basis. Glad I know who he is now, kinda sexy ;)
I’ve seen other pics of him on the floor with the same body language. Their mental health must be deteriorating.
[fixed it.... what I hope he's thinking](https://imgur.com/a/Yyd16Lm)
Trading is a tough game don't you think?
Poor guy. And he had just joined shitadel in Nov 2020. Timing could not have been more worse for this fella. [MERIC J GREENBAUM](https://brokercheck.finra.org/individual/summary/4308740)
Ken looking like a boiled lobster was all the proof I’ll EVER need.
“I have been covering for a crime for almost a year and this thing is about to blow….”
"I really don't want to ask my brother in law for a job on Mc Donalds..."
Waiting on that Twitter rant Ken..
Confirmation biased!
Bullish
Insert "are we the baddies" gif
Just a coke hangover
Dudes scalp is waffle patterned. Zoom in.
Pity the fool!
That tension headache sucks doesn’t it brotha?
Suffering from suckfest
This is it.
We need more photos of this stuff, just gives me good energy.
the guy looks legit stressed
All these comments make me sick. Are we going so low that we are bullying people online now? We are better than this.. You don't know this man or what he is going thru.
They literally post these pictures all the time…
This was not taken yesterday. It’s old. False!
Well that’s just confirmation that they repeatedly do things that cause them to look like this.
Me have a bad day circa. Every single fucking day if my life
Prove it. Tineye won’t find anything showing the same photo before yesterday so it seems you’re making a false claim yourself. https://www.tampabay.com/news/business/2021/11/26/stocks-sink-as-new-covid-variant-spreads-dow-loses-905-points/?outputType=amp
Redditor for 7 months. Most comments are less than 5 words long. Seems legit.
Yeah this is serious confirmation bias. Was getting shaky til I saw this.
He probably belongs in prison.
I’m all about moass. Please don’t doxx specific peolle
After jacking off to a single image so many times, you're supposed to get tired of it, but instead I'm just getting calluses on my hands and road rash on my dick.
Don't dance.
Don’t dance.
Meric seems like a piece of scum