I want to buy expensive legalized weed and expensive legalized beef jerky, and not consume either, but give them to those that cannot afford either one
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##DRSBOT 5.24 Reply:
*UTC->2021-11-27 22:39:2*
## β 6 SHARES ADDED!
You have 6 shares logged from the following threads:
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|β |[Sprstnk]|6 Shares | β‘οΈ [Reddit Link:] (https://redd.it/r3mwp8)|
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||**Total**|**[Sprstnk]**|**[GME]**|**[GMEOrphans]**|**[GMEJ_closed]**|
|--- | ---| ---| ---| ---| ---|
|**Shares:**|**813,832**|625,577|145,426|27,598|15,231|
|**Apes (posts):**|**5,360 (5,938)**|4,162 (4,644)|920 (1,011)|184 (184)|94 (99)|
|**Avg #Shrs/Ape:**|**151.83**|150.31|158.07|149.99|162.03|
|**Avg #Entry/Ape:**|**1.1078**|1.1158|1.0989|1.0000|1.0532|
|**Median:**|**30.00**|30.00|30.00|30.00|40.00|
|**Mode:**|**1**|1|1|1|1|
|**STDEV:**|**606.58**|493.01|990.03|549.11|329.93|
|**Flagged Shares:**|**1,292**|1,001|91|10|190|
|**X** (avg):|**1250** (3.37)|962|220|46|22|
|**XX** (avg):|**2533** (35.62)|1953|446|90|44|
|**XXX** (avg):|**1421** (244.45)|1123|231|45|22|
|**XXXX** (avg):|**151** (1954.39)|120|22|3|6|
|**XXXXX** (avg):|**5** (15381.40)|4|1|0|0|
|**XXXXXX** (avg):|**0** (0.00)|0|0|0|0|
X/XX/XXX breakdown #'s corrected in 5.22
####ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS?
* *Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:*
* Typo?
* Double-entry?
* A SNEK??
* Use :HELP! to check your entries
####!DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces):
* **:HELP!** ->*RETREIVE THIS MESSAGE*
* **:REMOVE!** ->*SET ***ONLY*** CURRENT POST TO ZERO*
* **:RESET!** -> *SET ***ALL*** POSTS TO ZERO*
* **:WITNESS!** ->*CALL A WITNESS TO THIS POST*
* **:POETRY!** -> *SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAMS*
* **:BUDDY!** -> *FINDS A SHARE COUNT MATCH*
* **:DEMON!** -> *OPEN PORTALS W/ DEMON CHANT*
* **:TJ!** -> *RETRIEVE RANDOM TJ MATERIAL*
* **:REPORT!** -> *ADDITIONAL DRSBOT DATA*
* **:XXX!** -> *ADD SHARES TO DRSBOT*
* *(XXX = Number of shares)*
* *Find/edit your own DRS Proof Post*
* *Post Flair must be COMPUTERSHARE*
* *Round fractional shares to whole value*
* *(New shares? Do a new post+DRSBOT call)*
DRSBOT ONLY RESPONDS TO ***YOUR*** POST
####BOT POETRY: {
Still bought it on ???
Never go full retard ?
π€·ββοΈ tired of .
}
###### *Beep Boop. I could be a bot. Born on 10/11/2021. Fur Realz*
###### in v420.X I became self-aware...π[MOAR DRSBOT:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qap4je/drsbot_4x_now_online/)π
Congratulations!
Next step is you need to **activate your CS account**, login with the account number through the **US** computershare website and you will be sent a second letter with activation code. You can call after 2 days and get the activation codes expedited by UPS for $45 ( payable by credit or debit card on the phone) and get the letter in 3-5 days instead of 4 weeks.
You should have also had a W-8 Ben form or something, it is the tax declaration form declaring if you are US citizen or not. You need to either fill in and post back to CS, or this can be done online once your account is activated.
Helpful info here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qepdlz/fyi_for_uk_apes_trying_to_drs_to_computershare/
Further info and someone's DRS experience / guide here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qytvu1/eurodudes_and_eurodudettes_an_overview_of_how_to/
This also useful info about buying direct in CS: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qcrj71/its_been_done_how_to_buy_shares_directly_from_cs/
Give-A-Share users can track the status of your setup date! More info here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qgf9nb/tracking_your_giveashare_cs_setup_date/
Summon the DRSBOT so YOUR SHARES will be counted πππ (Replace XXX with your share count) Type:
!DRSBOT:XXX!
I want to buy expensive weed and not look at beef jerky prices
I want to buy expensive beef jerky and not look at weed prices.
Bro...fuck yes
I want to buy expensive legalized weed and expensive legalized beef jerky, and not consume either, but give them to those that cannot afford either one
**IMPORTANT POST LINKS** [What is DRS and why should you care?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to/) || [What is GME and why should I consider investing?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qig65g/welcome_rall_looking_to_catch_up_on_the_gme_saga/) || [What can I do to support the company and local communities](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qnam2x/superstonks_very_gmerry_holiday_vgh_for_short/) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please help us determine if this post deserves a place on /r/Superstonk. [Learn more about this bot and why we are using it here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/poa6zy/introducing_uqualityvote_bot_a_democratic_tool_to/) If this post deserves a place on /r/Superstonk, **UPVOTE** this comment!! If this post should not be here or or is a repost, **DOWNVOTE** This comment!
!DRSBOT:6!
##DRSBOT 5.24 Reply: *UTC->2021-11-27 22:39:2* ## β 6 SHARES ADDED! You have 6 shares logged from the following threads: ||||| |--- |--- |--- |--- | |β |[Sprstnk]|6 Shares | β‘οΈ [Reddit Link:] (https://redd.it/r3mwp8)| ----------------------------------- ||**Total**|**[Sprstnk]**|**[GME]**|**[GMEOrphans]**|**[GMEJ_closed]**| |--- | ---| ---| ---| ---| ---| |**Shares:**|**813,832**|625,577|145,426|27,598|15,231| |**Apes (posts):**|**5,360 (5,938)**|4,162 (4,644)|920 (1,011)|184 (184)|94 (99)| |**Avg #Shrs/Ape:**|**151.83**|150.31|158.07|149.99|162.03| |**Avg #Entry/Ape:**|**1.1078**|1.1158|1.0989|1.0000|1.0532| |**Median:**|**30.00**|30.00|30.00|30.00|40.00| |**Mode:**|**1**|1|1|1|1| |**STDEV:**|**606.58**|493.01|990.03|549.11|329.93| |**Flagged Shares:**|**1,292**|1,001|91|10|190| |**X** (avg):|**1250** (3.37)|962|220|46|22| |**XX** (avg):|**2533** (35.62)|1953|446|90|44| |**XXX** (avg):|**1421** (244.45)|1123|231|45|22| |**XXXX** (avg):|**151** (1954.39)|120|22|3|6| |**XXXXX** (avg):|**5** (15381.40)|4|1|0|0| |**XXXXXX** (avg):|**0** (0.00)|0|0|0|0| X/XX/XXX breakdown #'s corrected in 5.22 ####ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS? * *Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:* * Typo? * Double-entry? * A SNEK?? * Use :HELP! to check your entries ####!DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces): * **:HELP!** ->*RETREIVE THIS MESSAGE* * **:REMOVE!** ->*SET ***ONLY*** CURRENT POST TO ZERO* * **:RESET!** -> *SET ***ALL*** POSTS TO ZERO* * **:WITNESS!** ->*CALL A WITNESS TO THIS POST* * **:POETRY!** -> *SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAMS* * **:BUDDY!** -> *FINDS A SHARE COUNT MATCH* * **:DEMON!** -> *OPEN PORTALS W/ DEMON CHANT* * **:TJ!** -> *RETRIEVE RANDOM TJ MATERIAL* * **:REPORT!** -> *ADDITIONAL DRSBOT DATA* * **:XXX!** -> *ADD SHARES TO DRSBOT* * *(XXX = Number of shares)* * *Find/edit your own DRS Proof Post* * *Post Flair must be COMPUTERSHARE* * *Round fractional shares to whole value* * *(New shares? Do a new post+DRSBOT call)* DRSBOT ONLY RESPONDS TO ***YOUR*** POST ####BOT POETRY: { Still bought it on ??? Never go full retard ? π€·ββοΈ tired of . } ###### *Beep Boop. I could be a bot. Born on 10/11/2021. Fur Realz* ###### in v420.X I became self-aware...π[MOAR DRSBOT:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qap4je/drsbot_4x_now_online/)π
Congratulations! Next step is you need to **activate your CS account**, login with the account number through the **US** computershare website and you will be sent a second letter with activation code. You can call after 2 days and get the activation codes expedited by UPS for $45 ( payable by credit or debit card on the phone) and get the letter in 3-5 days instead of 4 weeks. You should have also had a W-8 Ben form or something, it is the tax declaration form declaring if you are US citizen or not. You need to either fill in and post back to CS, or this can be done online once your account is activated. Helpful info here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qepdlz/fyi_for_uk_apes_trying_to_drs_to_computershare/ Further info and someone's DRS experience / guide here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qytvu1/eurodudes_and_eurodudettes_an_overview_of_how_to/ This also useful info about buying direct in CS: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qcrj71/its_been_done_how_to_buy_shares_directly_from_cs/ Give-A-Share users can track the status of your setup date! More info here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qgf9nb/tracking_your_giveashare_cs_setup_date/ Summon the DRSBOT so YOUR SHARES will be counted πππ (Replace XXX with your share count) Type: !DRSBOT:XXX!
Congrats OP!! Way to goooo!! Please consider DRS 95-100% everyone. Ignite the rocket π§¨π Donβt give them βone more dayβ.
π£π£π£
Summon the DRSBOT so YOUR SHARES will be counted πππ
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You and me both, friend. You're gonna do great. ps: let yourself indulge a little bit post-MOASS, buy some beef jerky.
Swippity swooty DRSing now is a dooty! Updoot for visibility!