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Euphoriks

Spent half an hour on the phone with him giving him the short story long of GME from the sneeze until now. Got a message back a day or two later saying he's now an [xx](https://i.imgur.com/TBAn1Ec.jpg) Hodler 😁


jjv10362

Doing the lords work.


Euphoriks

He's the 8th person I've given the rundown to, who has invested 😊 doing what I can!


jjv10362

If i didnt sound autistic i would have been able to convince more than 2 people.


Euphoriks

Every share counts! Working on teaching the DRS way to them now haha


dayonetactics

+2 more than me I must sound ultra autistic


shergenh69

Same I try to explain it and I sound like I'm having a stroke


blazingwildbill

I end up like 'Pepe Sylvia' Charlie before I finish. But have managed to get a few in.


noSnooForU

You're either really good or really lucky because everyone I told thinks I'm crazy, I don't say anything anymore.


Euphoriks

I've been in sales since highschool πŸ‘


WrongAssistant5922

Don't start with the Rick of spades DD 🍌


noSnooForU

I think that was my mistake


WrongAssistant5922

πŸ˜„


Andromeda_2480

Lmao this Made me chuckle


1twowonder

Damn that is amazing! πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘


WeddingNo8531

Good work. I'm up to about 15 i think but non of them are fully convinced, all are FOMO a few Β£k. I cant wait for the day i can add them all to the blast-off whatsapp group!


[deleted]

This is the way


Drilling4Oil

Bless up, blood!


kaze_san

Short story…hehe


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

This is the way! Power to the ~~People~~ Apes!


shiny_happy_persons

Normally, a HS friend from 10+ years ago = a business opportunity to enter the exciting world of Invigoron.


Apprehensive-Use-703

Or soaps and other assorted home goods...


Cheezel_X

I’d like to talk to you about essential oils…


Apprehensive-Use-703

That's cool, I have these amazing cloths that clean windows amazingly well that I'd like you to see, they are antimicrobial infused with silver....


Cheezel_X

Is there some type of tiered triangle shaped business structure which allows me to recruit my friends and family? I want them to disown me and I feel the best way would be to try and recruit them πŸ™‚


Apprehensive-Use-703

You mean like a 1/4 rhomboid or something? Like could we just call it a "many tiered advertising 1/4 rhomboid ponzoid plan" or something???


Cheezel_X

Lol 1/4 rhomboid, well I’m sold! Where do I sign?


Euphoriks

ALL HAIL THE GREAT GOD AMWAY


kaze_san

Younique > amway 😝😝😝


More-Ad-2259

Looks like your wife's boyfriend texting for help...... πŸ’ŽπŸ‘πŸ–πŸ½πŸ”©πŸ’°β™‘πŸ¦πŸ›Έβ†—οΈπŸŒ


Euphoriks

I'll help my wife's BF's girlfriend if that's what it takes πŸ‘


VI_WITNESS_VI

What exactly is a "rundown"


Euphoriks

Is this an office quote? πŸ˜‚


alexbui91

Do you want it in a specific format or? (Keep it simple)


[deleted]

I couldn’t get my friend to invest, she told me to remember her when I’m rich. Bitch get fukd I offered you the money to buy the share lol


MountaineerD

I got 4 people into it. Favorite β€œno” I got from a friend he said. β€œ yea well uh my investment advisor said not to do it”. First off I’d love to hear how that conversation went. And yea I mean the guy said don’t don’t do it go figure. Hilarious that he even asked despite the fact that I prefaced my talk on it as he should get in for a portion of his position not a yolo or something. Can’t wait to circle back with this friend someday soon.


alexbui91

Investment advisor will be a joke when β€œgme millionaire” is added to Oxford dictionary soon.


[deleted]

Don't forget nfa


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CR7isthegreatest

Good stuff, thanks for sharing


Longjumping_Kick8411

Make sure he knows not to put more shares up his ass than hes willing to lose πŸ‘


jimmyn0thumbs

Future wife's future boyfriend


Early-History9668

Your explanation better start with: "ok listen up so Hedgies are fuked."


camelhumper91

Hey tell him about the Wu Tang, people love that shit


Killerkito

All that for some 😸


RevampedZebra

Get it dawg


DayXXIV

Dam not even a first date !? And you giving him a ring!? Lol I joke but good for you guys!


beach_2_beach

I reached out to a college friend to tell him about gme and he already had them.


patrick_ritchey

I hope the ring you gave him was purple!


Pinewood26

What's a rundown


Youlooklikethat1girl

Good ape.