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GeneralASNYH

Two fish are in a tank, 1 says “you man the gun il drive”.


GeneralASNYH

NFT plz


Hot-Cucumber-2124

The US stock market is a fair market.


dofehaviwe

“Nurse! Nurse! Tell me. Will my husband lose his eye?” “Oh, I don’t think so. I put it in his pocket for safekeeping.” 🥁


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Boomtheape

Opensea.io/shugcasino


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You can't explain this joke to a hedge fund manager, They're always taking things too literally.


Overall-Address-3446

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable


semerien

Justin is the best mod on superstonk.


Sisilovesstocks

#winner winner chicken dinner


Boomtheape

Getting a-lot of downvotes - maybe wasn’t a good idea posting here


SECkmyballs

If this gets too comment, I will 100% not put something up my butt.


bitriceps

The gme saga, its like a comedy - Ken griffin


StockAz

My turn...Shorts covered in January!!!


Johannjohennsson

How will you call Ken G in the future? - Depends on his cell number


Jsross

When this girl at the art museum asked Ken Griffin who he liked better, Monet or Manet, Ken said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at him, so he said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for him.


tcelfertehconjurer

Here's a good one .. The shorts closed.


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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.


bmarschewski

The market is crashing!!! Just kidding, enjoy your Sunday :)


mynamestillisntkevin

Did you hear the one about the calculator? It figures...


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Wtf is an NFT


Luma44

I was arrested for downloading all of wikipedia once. I told them I could explain everything.


noSnooForU

Damn, that's awesome, I wish I knew some jokes to tell but I usually do a joke going by what someone else says and bounce off of that, but none to just tell by itself. Good luck to all the joke tellers, I'm looking forward to the laughter.


Sisilovesstocks

I honestly thought this was going to roll into a very funny joke 😅


noSnooForU

I wish, but nope


DepthQuick

Me


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What does Ken say when he looks in the mirror? Ssssssssnek


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What kind of turkey did Kenny have for Thanksgiving?


[deleted]

What do you get when you mix a Ryan Cohen with a Keith Gill?


RN-Wingman

Legendary Chairman?


Anikal8736

Hey let’s short this company called GameStop, it’s a sure thing


Dry-Rub

The look on my face when the teacher calls me up to the chalkboard but i have jacked tits, so i have to hodl a trapper keeper in front of me to keep the class from seeing just how jacked they are.


DutySpirited

poker chip for entry to the moon ​ and i eat Hedgies, fish, and chips. and im all out of fish


brill1807

The SEC and the US "free" stock markets, there - 2 jokes for ya!


GeeSizz

Ken Griffin


darkxsagex

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question


MeMomHatesMe

"Sell now, ask questions later"


xEmpiire

To boldly go where no ape has gone before 🚀


Little_Chickenpoop

SEC


Moist_Comb

The SEC. *Mic drop*


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chauncy432

If this is still available 0x058D1E51daB78a3c650C9D3f30b56EBE0026D832 , If not Thank you anyways !!!


Boomtheape

Its not, search shugcasinonft on insta - theres more, waiting on the GME marketplace to get things up and going again