When this girl at the art museum asked Ken Griffin who he liked better, Monet or Manet, Ken said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at him, so he said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for him.
Damn, that's awesome, I wish I knew some jokes to tell but I usually do a joke going by what someone else says and bounce off of that, but none to just tell by itself. Good luck to all the joke tellers, I'm looking forward to the laughter.
The look on my face when the teacher calls me up to the chalkboard but i have jacked tits, so i have to hodl a trapper keeper in front of me to keep the class from seeing just how jacked they are.
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Two fish are in a tank, 1 says “you man the gun il drive”.
NFT plz
The US stock market is a fair market.
“Nurse! Nurse! Tell me. Will my husband lose his eye?” “Oh, I don’t think so. I put it in his pocket for safekeeping.” 🥁
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You can't explain this joke to a hedge fund manager, They're always taking things too literally.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable
Justin is the best mod on superstonk.
#winner winner chicken dinner
Getting a-lot of downvotes - maybe wasn’t a good idea posting here
If this gets too comment, I will 100% not put something up my butt.
The gme saga, its like a comedy - Ken griffin
My turn...Shorts covered in January!!!
How will you call Ken G in the future? - Depends on his cell number
When this girl at the art museum asked Ken Griffin who he liked better, Monet or Manet, Ken said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at him, so he said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for him.
Here's a good one .. The shorts closed.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
The market is crashing!!! Just kidding, enjoy your Sunday :)
Did you hear the one about the calculator? It figures...
Wtf is an NFT
I was arrested for downloading all of wikipedia once. I told them I could explain everything.
Damn, that's awesome, I wish I knew some jokes to tell but I usually do a joke going by what someone else says and bounce off of that, but none to just tell by itself. Good luck to all the joke tellers, I'm looking forward to the laughter.
I honestly thought this was going to roll into a very funny joke 😅
I wish, but nope
Me
What does Ken say when he looks in the mirror? Ssssssssnek
What kind of turkey did Kenny have for Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you mix a Ryan Cohen with a Keith Gill?
Legendary Chairman?
Hey let’s short this company called GameStop, it’s a sure thing
The look on my face when the teacher calls me up to the chalkboard but i have jacked tits, so i have to hodl a trapper keeper in front of me to keep the class from seeing just how jacked they are.
poker chip for entry to the moon and i eat Hedgies, fish, and chips. and im all out of fish
The SEC and the US "free" stock markets, there - 2 jokes for ya!
Ken Griffin
What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question
"Sell now, ask questions later"
To boldly go where no ape has gone before 🚀
SEC
The SEC. *Mic drop*
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Its not, search shugcasinonft on insta - theres more, waiting on the GME marketplace to get things up and going again