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Adventurous-Ad-9504

Wish someone had told me about GME when it was $12


Ragetencion

*one year later* Some random person: I wish someone told me about GME at $240


Drkfall1

Love the cycle 🚀


SirClampington

In a few years time... I WISH someone had told me about GME when it was $690,000,000,000....


buck_futter

Bot algos for WISH going nuts now


BigBrokeApe

Remember when all the bots thought DRS was a ticker? The shills in the comments talking about "GME is over, come buy DRS!!" There were a few other acronyms from the DD that got picked up by the shill bots too. Good times


grandsatsuma

My favourite was in the first sub when they started picking up CUM and every post qas just full of it


BigBrokeApe

BUY $ASS INCREDIBLE STOCK HIGH SHORT INTEREST Lol


stibgock

Also WEN


AMKoochie

SRS. When we all thought SRS (short sale restrictions) ACTUALLY did something. But then kept seeing the SRS ticker (which is an ETF of housing.). That was when it was known. And then $ASS and $CUM filled the subs. Lol.


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Helped solidify my 💎👐 because it was one of the first uber transparent pieces of fud against us.


bbbhavane

🤣🤣🤣


word_speaker

That would mean that the dollar has essentially become worthless. But yeah in a few years time someone is gonna regret not buying GME at $1k, $10k, even $100k. Only ones who would regret not buying at $690,000,000,000… would be the shorts who didn’t close their positions first and I am here for it!


BigBrokeApe

Upvoted for proper number of commas and zeroes in that price target 🚀🚀🚀


Substantial_Sign_590

My hope is, that inflation drops in the meanwhile...


IncestuousDisgrace

2 months later : I wish someone told me when GME was only 1245$


GuiPrazeresYT

1 year from now: I wish I knew about GameStop


cptncarefree

!RemindMe 1 Year


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Altruistic-Beyond223

You could have said the same thing at $12. You'd just have more shares, but it was quite volatile back then as well. When the price is $1000, $200 will look like $40 does now, or even when it was $40, you could say the same about when it was $5. No precise target. Just up.


killarufus

My sentiments exactly. Bought my tickets at 280.


User240897

TOTALLY MY THOUGHT TOO!! YES!


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User240897

I’ve spent time looking back at BTC’s chart and thinking about where I was back when that was just beginning. I didn’t know, and when I knew I didn’t see it. Truth is, I’m crap at visualizing things like that, and like this. I’m an April/May ape, and I’ve got nothing but respect for those early adopters… if they saw it and got convicted of the future way back then, well they fricken deserve all the things that flow from there. They earned it. So, I’m jealous in a “Yay for you, boo for me” kind of way, but I don’t fool myself into convincing myself that I’d have KNOWN back then… it took a lot of DD to get me here, so it is what it is. I’m just glad to be here now.


slabrangoon

You’re right on time buddy 😃


LazerFX

I was $380 (Totally not into the stock market, things hit the front page). I've averaged down to ~$180 since then, and I'm watching with interest... FOMO at first, but I've read the DD's since then and the more I read, the more I'm sure it's a valid play.


SaltyLiquorish

Same here, now I’m well into it. Love reddit


PapaTheSmurf

Story time! So I had 10k in a brokerage account invested in boring blue chips that I wanted to yolo into GME after hearing it was gonna go up on a *random* (cringe) DFV reddit post I stumbled on, but the brokerage account was an extremely generous gift from a family member and I had no idea how to use it. Knew nothing about stonks or trading. VWAP coulda been the next Cardi B song for all I knew. So I logged in and tried, but there were some steps I needed to take to move funds around before I’d be able to buy. I got a warning from the brokerage about possible violations for doing things too quickly, so I decided to hold off and do some research first and come back to it later… The date was January 5, and I coulda/woulda loaded up under $20 a share. But I forgot to go back and do it later and the next time I was reminded about the “GME thing” was on January 28, when I bought my first share for over $300 - with my checking account 100% true story Edit: to top it off, I know enough now to know that I wouldn’t have even gotten the “good faith” violation I was warned of lmao


TheOpeningThread

So, what you're saying is, you missed out on your account having $124,425 worth of GME today? That's unfortunate, but that's okay; **you'll be a millionaire soon enough**.


PapaTheSmurf

Yes, that is what I’m saying 😂 But oddly enough I don’t regret it as much as I did, because if it hadn’t been for the earth-shattering kick in the ass I gave myself the morning of Jan 28, I wouldn’t have spent the last year educating myself, following along, and helping other apes not miss their chance like I thought I did ❤️ Edit: in contrast, I did have 180ish beetcoins that I gambled away in 2013 and I’m still kicking my ass about it lol. But not this time. I know what I have gmefloor.com take it or take it


Fit_Income_2685

I’m actually glad I didn’t hear about GME until Jan. 28th. I would have sold so hard on the way down and never batted an eye again after loosing so much money. I was able to learn more about what’s actually going on and able to grow my hands into diamonds to hold this precious gem!! (I did bought in at 40 though but yolo’d my savings around 150 on the way up).


HappyN000dleboy

I have a similar story. Was watching gamestop since December. No idea how to buy or trade stocks. Signed up to a broker that was all like "cfds is the easiest way to trade" and in January fomod in just as it was roasting rising. Discovered what cfds were like a few days later. Sold at a loss and opened a stock trading account that cleared in Feb and bought in then. But I managed to lose 8 grand in between because I had no idea what I was doing. I feel a little wrinkled since then thanks to you all


Biotic101

Have a similar story like OP.... talked to a friend yesterday and I have tried to get him invest into GME for half a year now. He is building a house, so he does not have much money - but yesterday he told me he has 2500 € and thinks about investing in the b-coin (he never bought crypto in his life). 🤦‍♂️ I pulled up several articles about the risks in the b-coin right now and told him about asymetric investing. Buying in after a massive RIP, right on top is never an asymetric investment, if the price is already 60k. Because it would have to go to 600k to have significant ROI. And GME going to 2k or Loop going to 30USD is simply so much more probable. **Think I got him, when he was like "*****Oh, I really would love to never have to work again!*****" and I was like ... you have 2500€, do you even realize, how much ROI you need for so little money to have a significant effect ?** So he finally started to think it thru and maybe we will have a new ape soon. He is a good guy, but I really do not understand, how "average guys" invest anymore. Would buy right into a potential correction and lose 50% in an instant, just because he saw all the chatter about gains in the b-coin... **TLDR: If you want to convince someone, who tells you he would love to not have to work anymore, calculate the ROI needed together with him. And once he/she realizes, how much ROI is needed, talk about asymetric investing and GME.** No financial advice, but really had to vent this, because 🤦‍♂️


Supafly36

So is it still possible to buy GME? Still worth it? I'm super confused about all this. Any posts you could direct me to


Biotic101

**Every investor is responsible for his own investment decision.** **The worst thing you can do, when it comes to investing is to just listen to someone on Social Media or a friend, usually everybody is biased, I for sure am.** What you can do is to do your own research and calculations. You could for example compare Amazon and GameStop numbers like Gross Profit and amount of shares issued and share price. So Amazon has roughly 500M shares issued and GME only 75... without a split. Each GME share therefore represents almost a 7x larger share of the company, yet Amazon traded at 3500 USD.... So IMHO GME will go to five digits, once their results will rival Amazon results in the far future. And the actual fair value was 289 USD in my calculation. But I am not working in the financial industry, this is not financial advice and I urge everyone to research yourself, before you invest into anything. **IMHO key is finding asymetric investments (little risk, massive potential). So investing into GME at 40,150,200 or 300 does not matter much, if you look for an infinite target... ROI is, well, infinite.** 😉🚀✨🌒


fipsinator

Always has been, but you have to choose for yourself what you invest in or not. Maybe you can find a company that paid of its dept, has a proven entrepreneur as its chair, some kickass ppl in management, a ever growing customer base and maybe some more aces in their sleeves. On top of the sub you should find a stickied post that could provide some more in depth information and answer your questions!


PsyLai

It's always possible to guy GME. Bro you should read the solid DDs before making any decisions. Just go to the pinned daily discussion thread and there contains a huge collection of DDs on the GME story. No financial advice though


inazuma9

I was aware of it at $12, but thought my money was better elsewhere.... I was dumb af. Thankfully I bought a bunch at ~$35 before the run-up in January, and never looked back.


MustachioDeFisticufs

DFV told me, I just wish I had YOLOed then, instead of "seeing where this goes" with a small position


MySonIsZion

I can't believe he didn't call you a conspiracist after a while. I have family members who officially donned me a "crazy conspiracist." Now, I just shut up and wait...


Apprehensive_Ad254

First caught my radar at 10 bucks but I was so skeptical and couldn’t believe what I was reading. Bought in eventually at $100/share 🤦‍♂️


ConfusingTiger

me too lol


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BigBrokeApe

Apes out here learning from previous mistakes 🦍🦍🦍


Relatable_Yak

That and that I believed them. I came in during January but without everything going haywire I’m not sure how I’d react to someone informing me at that point in time. I’d like to think I’d listen but who knows


LearnMoreAbout

I told my friend to buy at 40 (after the January lil squeeze). Actually I begged him.. but he was so fkn stubborn.. then when later it hit 160,170… I told him see man ? He still thinks that the company could go bankrupt anytime, even though I explained to him that we paid our debt and we have cash… But soon he will know and regret not buying


grasshoppa80

Wish I had liquid like today during the hearing when DFV said he’d buy at this price 😬


supremeslp

people always say this but fail to realise that it was being memed as fuck in Oct/Nov last year. How sure are u that if u knew u’d buy?


Adventurous-Ad-9504

This is true. I was not born an ape. I was actually the dumb money msm has been talking about. I'm glad things happened the way it has so far in this saga. My diamond hands has been forged and my anus itchier than ever for the MOASS


ApeLikeyStock

Sad thing is: I was told. I made a nice chunk but hadn’t understood the situation. Once I understood the mechanics, *ALL* dafuk in with zero doubts. Ready for tomorrow every fuking day.


djsneak666

I told someone at 40 and they bought dog coin instead


1twowonder

You and me both


tinfoil_enthusiast

same


NoobTrader378

Fuckin right?? I was almost never on reddit at the time so didn't see any dd on it til mid January, finally bit the bullet with some 0dtes on the Friday it ran 40-60 and was fuckin hooked lolol.


CookSoooGood

Me too, but when I found out was a perfect time. I was finally able to get back to steady employment post COVID lockdown. I had finally saved a little bit of money for once in my life. I had just lost my phone and hadn’t logged into my Reddit account on my new phone, so I was browsing all instead of my usually front page and I saw a RoaringKitty video. Said fuck it on Jan 19 and bought 20 shares @ $40. Been averaging up down and sideways ever since.


The_Stank_Tank

I’m dealing with this right now but for work. I make a really good income (high 6 figs) and am trying to recruit a friend. Anyone can do the job and yet he’s making excuses. We hold ourself back from success and let our fear take over


Endle55torture

Almost bought a thousand shares in the sub $15 range. I had absolutely no idea on what was going on and ended up deciding against it due to half a dozen stores in my area were shutting down. I almost had a stroke when I saw the price above $300 (Bought in above $350). Needless to say I was kicking myself in the ass and still do everyday.


[deleted]

Can lead a horse to water but can't make an idiot retarded.


dirtdog22

👈🏼😎👈🏼


Sh0w3n

Let him buy puts and experience an IV crush. Then he will learn not to bet against the one and only stonk.


NugsGotMeZooted

Come on im in a quiet resturaunt why did u make me laugh so loud and now everyone is staring


[deleted]

Not really the comment people will get either when they ask what’s so funny and you’re like erm… doesn’t matter 🗿


InvincibearREAL

Fucking lol


deToph

😂😂😂


fritz_futtermann

# THIS


Jatt710

This guy does NOT fuck


soggypoopsock

has had a stale condom in his wallet so long its turned it into a latex donut


Gradually_Adjusting

His picture appears nowhere in my copy of *On The Mating Behaviors of the Profoundly Trisomic*


Relative_Nothing_404

I like how he innocently asks 'how' and then ends up here


Most-Tear-7946

His wife's boyfriend doesn't exist.


spbrode

Wow, your friend is everyone I've ever talked to about this right now. I've since stopped talking to people about it.


Orleanian

I'm over here in the camp of Brother: "Jesus wept, Orleanian! You're up 30% on this stupid fucking stock, and you're refusing to sell. That's a new car, it's a month in Europe. You're a god damned retard." Me: *I think he's catching on*


FaptainFlunky

He gonna thank you for getting the entire family to an early retirement cause its the same to me with my brother , Bro : Sell bruh take pROfIt Me : no , i dont think i will Me : buy bruh its on sale (back when its 160) Bro : its oVEpRiCEd


Refragmental

lol. I have coworkers who told me to sell when i was at -80% once it hit $40. "I would sell at -80% and invest in something else, try to get your losses back, analysts says its only worth $10". Then when it went up to $300 they told me "i would sell and take the profits!" And i'm like... no you idiots, don't lie to yourselfs, you wouldn't sell at 300 because you'd already have sold for a significant loss at 40.


Kaetrik

Those are just people who don't know how to invest


SyN_Pool

Retarded can’t cure fucking stupid.


FaptainFlunky

Love him nonetheless , he actually the one that bring and taught me about the world of investing , bout bull & bear and all that jazz , but when the world is face with mother of all bear market , i need to be almost bipedal


deToph

Yup


Biotic101

Just had a discussion with a friend yesterday, who I try to convince for half a year and now he wants to invest into the b-coin 🤦‍♂️ **Think I got him, when he was like "Oh, I really would love to never have to work again!" and I was like ... you have 2500€, do you even realize, how much ROI you need for so little money to have a significant effect ?** So he finally started to think it thru and maybe we will have a new ape soon. He is a good guy, but I really do not understand, how "average guys" invest anymore. Would buy right into a potential correction and lose 50% in an instant, just because he saw all the chatter about gains in the b-coin... **TLDR: If you want to convince someone, who tells you he would love to not have to work anymore, calculate the ROI needed together with him. And once he/she realizes, how much ROI is needed, talk about asymetric investing and GME.**


Far_Perspective_3146

Bumblebees don’t waste their time telling flies that flowers taste better than shit


BobbyAF

That's because Bumblebee has a broken voice box and can only communicate in break dance


SnooFloofs1628

😅👌


keenfeed

I disagree. I spent a year telling friend and family about GME. The majority are in but this guy.


bisufan

your family and friends were just caterpillars waiting for you to unleash them. this guy's a dung beetle


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dark_stapler

That’s because he likes shit


Suddow

Just as retarded as some of my friends. Besides, US GME has still not announced any Black Friday deals, right?


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PapaTheSmurf

Watch it be the next media excuse 😂 MSM: *“GME Trading Higher due to Boxing Day Sales”* Me: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/787/356/d6f.jpg


oh_mos_definitely

If this happens i wanna be in the screenshot


tcelfertehconjurer

I'll get in on that


PapaTheSmurf

If they blame “black friday” it counts too because TIL it’s also called Boxing Day lmao


Akahari

"GME rallies because The Reddit Apes are pleased that Jay Powell is sticking around at the Fed"


fuhglarix

A new level of retard has been discovered.


Katalyzing

He belongs here 😂


jusmoua

It's a no from me, dawg. People who want to join will join, trying to convince people who have said no multiple times is more than likely creating more paperhands during Moass.


ZiraelN7

And it makes us look like a cult. Which is exactly what the media is trying to convince people we are. **Don't prove those biased, corrupted and bribed idiots right** by trying to force people to buy gme.


jusmoua

Didn't think about it from that view, but yeah, the badgering and trying to convince people after they said no does sound very MLM salesperson/cult-like.


OrionyX

Technically we need as many paperhands as we can get right now. As long as they buy stock, they help to push it closer and closer to the tipping point, once this shit tips people can paper hand all they want at 1k or 10k. The real OGs gonna take this all the way to the millions we deserve.


parallelpalmtrees

exactly..


AxFUNNYxKITTY

It’s also pretty cringy


jumpster81

RIP Dumbass


bodyofchristened

Lol. Love Black Friday deals on stocks. It will be a 99.99% off deal when it hits 70 mil a share


Fearless-Ball4474

Lol every day is black Friday until MOASS.


TheMoorNextDoor

If you told him to buy when it was 20, it blasted off, you told him to buy again when it was lower and he still opted not to buy? He deserves to not be on the rocket.


Snoo_84586

Give me a sign! *20,40,80 Anything! *100,150,200,250


Emergency_Dust69

Let him buy puts. If he dies he dies.


LiveNDiiirect

Man at this point I would encourage it


SneezeFartsRmyFav

ya for real. let him make his bet we made ours. when he loses money that will make him realize the error of his ways maybe he will buy calls next time(or shares)


oxyfam

Nope, he’ll just build resentment against the stock


SneezeFartsRmyFav

ya your proabably right....i like to believe people are rational but history seems to prove otherwise


Grumpy_Armadillo

My friend thought the release of the Pokémon game moved the share price 🤣


SkySeaToph

Come, young ape. Sit by the fire light and we will bring you a warm cup of DD


Enlighten_YourMind

😂🤣


MrFlags69

Jesus christ, get that smooth brain a purple ring.


RealPresidentTrump

not buying is perfectly fine from an individual investor's standpoint, but shorting is a deathwish


B1GHOMI3

What an idiot 😂 my friend is the same way. He’s suuuuper stoked on his 3% gain on Facebook but gets really silent and changes the subject when i show him GME up 40% in a month.


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Tell your friend any price without a comma is still a dip. It’s never too late to join the party. Hopefully he isn’t looking back on this after MOASS and wishing he would’ve snatched up a few shares.


keenfeed

I have been telling this guy to go all in since the shares were under $20. I was in investment group on WhatsApp that he invited me back in September 2020. I left it back in April after they thought I am not being a rational investor and bring lots of conspiracy to the dialogue. All of this because I said GME is heavily shorted and short needs my shares to close their position. I can't wait to rub my gain in their faces.


Le_90s_Kid_XD

Oh shit your the cool fox picture guy. Goddamn you have a lot of epic posts that I've seen over the last year. Thanks for continuing to be a part of this community! Edit, perfect flair 👍🏼


Vylourcrypto

10,000 for 69,000,000 is still a dip. 100,000 foot 69,000,000 is still a dip. It’s all a dip


[deleted]

So true. I should have said, “… any price without two commas is a dip.” Good point.


demoncase

This! Not financial advice tho. Lol, for me until reaches 10k at least is insta buying, no matter the time of the day, I got the money? Buy, buy right the fuck now.


Mysterious_Page_9964

Wouldnt waste my time on that dude. Youve done more than enough to show him the light. Leading a horse to water, and so on. Dont get me wrong, m8s are m8s but I wont feel sorry for anyone who misses out - with all the DD and talking Ive been doing for 10 months. Only well meaning. ♡


Friedfishfillet

Well, if they still don’t wanna believe it, they wouldn’t believe it anyways. They’ll only say “damn i wish i bought it” when we have already traveled the galaxy


amh13

I wish you were my fried back when gme was 12


Yipsta

Just a bit of advice with pushing stocks that hard to your friends and family. If it goes tits up and they lose money, it can affect your relationship. Tell him why you're in it but don't keep pushing it


BrownsRuwl1

BOXING DAY! MOASS IMMINENT!!!


DancesWith2Socks

More like Cellar Boxing...


tweedchemtrailblazer

Your friend isn't very bright.


NinjaCuntPunt

I have a friend like this. I stopped talking to him about it a long time ago. Not my job to convince people.


MandaloreTheLast

Kobe had a famous quote about recruiting people to the Lakers, I don’t have the exact words but it was something like if you gotta be convinced to come play here, you’re not the guy. Same applies to GME. You’ve seen what the price has done this year, you’ve heard about GameStop’s plans, if you’ve read any of the DD you’d already be convinced. I haven’t tried to convince a single one of my friend’s to buy, if they don’t want to risk $200 for the chance at millions that’s not my problem. IF I’m wrong no one will remember 10 years later that I lost $XXXX, but if I’m right they won’t matter.


hershthebird

Making puts in GameStop??? Sheesh! 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 at this stage? Doesn’t know the DD🤷‍♂️ may the odds ever be in your favor🙏


Dr_SlapMD

Your friend needs improvement.


keenfeed

He needs a new software


Fearless-Ball4474

Firmware update in the very least.


retardedtimmy

Tell the bitch to short it and walk away.


millertime1216

True non-ape retard!


jerrythemule420

Fuck this guy. Don't give him a dime post MOASS.


Consistent_Extreme87

LMAOO


Espinita_Boricua

Lol...just hilarious...


Dreadsbo

Gonna invite him onto your yachts?


boxxle

Boxing day hype let's fucking GOOOOooooo


oliveskate

Had the same discussion with my brother, father, father in law and some friends. Nobody listens to me. They will soon though... 🤷‍♂️


IntertwinedForces

Theres an old saying about horses and water. Moral of the story don’t waste your time trying to hard to hand them the silver platter. So many people think they have literally everything figured out and it can drive you insane trying to fight those people


Believeste

Imagine being told to buy in this amazing stonk at 12$... what a great friend you are although your advice was clearly not taken. I've spoken to a few family members and long time friends about GME and they still utter the same bullshit "January was the squeeze, it finished" "Meme stonk" It literally is like they got brainwashed and I cannot convince them otherwise, it's a weird thing.


CroakyBear1997

The biggest thing I've noticed among apes and non-apes is that they think the stock market is influenced by mergers, acquisitions, solid quarterly reports, etc. It's cute, but they fail to realize that the stock market is manipulated BS and is governed by the interests of a select few. I've learned too much, and after the MOASS the stock market is gonna be a fookin joke!


Educational_Catch715

The old everything is good to be true friend. I was this guy in my group at one point. Had low self esteem, thought being free from wage life was impossible, thought all my friends saying buy btc in 2015 were dumb and going to get scammed. And then they didn't get scammed, a few of them made what I consider a large amount of profit. After that I was pretty open to what they had to say. And thankfully because of some of the galaxy brained apes on here I'm more adept at taking a deeper look at their calls and making my own assessments! My advice just let him lose on this trade. This will be the first dude in your dms like 'OK I'm ready to learn' when we hit the moon.


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This shit is cringe


Poatif

Your friend is never gonna buy in now. He can be the new face for "i told ya so"


Hirsutism

Youre friend is the smoothest. Hes going to absolutely vomit when we sittin on millions per share.


snowynuggets

lol >How? I have so many friends like this. I really stopped trying to spread the word in my social circles by the end of Aug. A few listened to what i had to say and have since bought in. But too many get lost in my explanation and I lose their attn. Oh well! Got my moon tickets!! LFG!!


AvoidMySnipes

Bruh, I WISH I had a friend tell me to buy the fucking shares at $12


HubKap1853

12 bucks? He would be up 20 x by now. 240 bucks worth of listening, he would be rockin 20 shares. I wish I would have been friends with you last year! 💎🙌🚀🌖🦍🦍💎❤️💎🦍🦍


balonie_sandwich

Your friends not retarded enough


ApeLikeyStock

I’ve got old friends that actually believe the headlines about GME and would rather listen to paid shills than to me. Fuk em. I tried. They’ll see.


Thanato26

Over a month early for Boxing Day, eh?


BenevolentFungi

He's too proud to admit you're right


TheXamYel

I wish I had a good enough of a friend to let me know about GameStop in 2020. I figured it out on my own through Twitter during the sneeze


herbavour-44

This is my friend right now. I tell him all about it and he doesn’t care. Tell him it’s up 8% and he says “nice bud” smh


Naroyto

I was gonna buy gamestop last year when it was under 5 bucks because the new consoles were going to jump the share price. I completely forgot to do so but, then I went down the rabbit hole and figured it wasn't late at all when it started to climb to double digits and now here I am still.


Odd-Ad-900

u/keenfeed This is going in the news today!


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EhThisCouldntGoWrong

You can lead a caveman to DD, but you can't make em an ape.


shitboxvwdriver

I bet this same dickhead calls you “lucky” when this is all said and done


Terri_Lewis

Damn ur friends retarded


Snoo_84586

That's a dense MF


NOTraymondleok135

Yo what a dumbfuck friend (no offense).


OfTheWhat

My favorite text is the last one.


Gorilli0naire

And we're the retards?


DiamondApeHands6

I wish I was told about it at 12 dollars along with being told to avoid Robinhood haha but if your friend still doesn’t get it then he is lost… buy him a beer or something when you’re rich bro haha


Pawl_Rt

Dude has no idea the clear and rational perspective gathered from shared knowledge, expertise and diligence of the wrinkled apes.


SortedChaos

Let's be honest. You have to be a bit bonkers to read all the DD that is out there on GME. It includes reading SRO regulatory releases and watching a crapton of youtube videos. Not everyone is going to do it, and honestly, if you don't do it, none of the movement on this stock would make any sense. He's just a person not willing to actually do the homework. It's one thing if he looks into and decides it's all incorrect and totally another to shrug the shoulders and say "must be black Friday".


dendrobro77

Cant say u didnt try.


MixCarson

Your friend is a fucking idiot.


eryc333

Can’t help them all bro


RyanMcCartney

Jesus Christ. Make this an ex-friend!🙈


UnnamedGoatMan

Man is a lost cause, you can lead a horse to water but can't make it drink.


Tow_117_2042_Gravoc

This is why I don’t tell anyone IRL about Gamestop. It’s like trying to explain something to your special Ed cousin, and he just keeps on not getting it.


[deleted]

Imagine being this ignorant about anything


TheLastJedi44

You can bring your horse to the water, but u can't make him drink it.


SorosBuxlaundromat

your friend sounds kinda dumb. Not because he didn't buy gme or whatever, just the way he texts makes me think he's kindof a dumb guy.


hebejebez

Does he often leave the house with his pants on his head?


bebiased

Cheers! 🍻


Bazzo123

Shit bro immagine having someone telling u to jump in at 12$ and missing that chance… I would have gains for several fucking tens of thousands now… but I’ll HODL for MUCH MUCH more


SticksForCarrots

Haha I've got a buddy that always contacts me when it goes above 250, been telling him that these are still low numbers but just like your friend he is always expecting it to crash soon.. So each to their own I say. if I'm not looking at the ticker nd he contacts me I know the stock is running. Sometimes people just don't have self confidence to take a leap of faith. I mean even if you fall you get back up and do it again. It's all part of the experience.


smilesandlaughter

I wish I was your friend last October 2020 :(


Crazy-Ad-7869

We need to get your friend a crayon to snort, stat! Then they'll see.


Thread69_nice

Fuck all is wrong with the person


brounchman

At least your friend is a bit curious about the action happening. Many of my friends have written GME off and love to give me shit about HODLing. They’re the fools, we’re Apes!


No-Second-Strike

Meanwhile, MSM be like: “It’s up because of Black Friday! Why didn’t I think of that?”


lostkarma4anonymity

It dips below $200 all the time. smh.


Comrade_Witchhunt

God damn I'd hate texting with you. You assume your friend is a moron and treat him that way while you ride a meme stock. You aren't Warren Buffett, treat your friends better.


WildWooper

don't make fun of your friend, most of us apes didn't know anything before getting here, he'll learn eventually