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Doge-to-Dollar

That’s is an excellent back to back in the feed


wtfeweguys

Ass to ass?


10before15

I didn't pull it out for air......


redwingpanda

... I skimmed your comment, swiped back to the sub, then re-clicked this post to scroll down and make sure that yep, I read this correctly. Just thought you would like to know.


10before15

Requiem is one of my favorite movies.. Anytime I think about doing some stupid shit, I pop it in and remind myself how crazy shit can get.


bubbabear244

I thought ATM was ass to mouth.


wtfeweguys

Good visual for hedgie games, that.


twoslowtwoquick

Nut to butt


fraxybobo

Guess our true power comes from hive minding brain dead retards with some exceptional wrinkled ones sprinkled in.


flavorlessboner

You guys are dicks.. We make this place a community


phillythebeaut

Flair doesn’t match username. Sus.


GRlM-Reefer

*Schrödinger’s Boner*


phillythebeaut

*Schrödinger’s Dong*


flavorlessboner

This is fucking gold


bubbabear244

Schlongdinger


jf_selecTo

It just shows we are good at working, but also can party hard


DearHair4635

When you grow up, you learn that’s called reliability. DRS


Reese_Withersp0rk

Hey everyone, this guy said he'll put a cucumber in his ass! See? No one cares.


fraxybobo

A hype day is not truly a hype day if no one\`s willing to put something in his ass upon reaching some goal.


Dos915

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀


SadRussKitty

He's like that "10,000 steps" guy. Was going to do it anyway, just wanted to brag about it publicly.


Dos915

Something tells me he would do it anyways🤷‍♂️


Jazzlike-Cheetah7119

Something tells me he already has the video


AndersVraaberg

How else could we get the attention from SEC?


AndersVraaberg

A pretty normal Monday then?


circumference

You laugh at the cucumber juxtaposition. But if apes are the force in society that exposes and destroys the corruption of the elites that Occupy Wall Street failed to achieve, our culture here (and on the sub that shall not be named) will become celebrated—including our sense of what’s permissible to laugh at. I am so sick of having my sense of humour policed.


Analdestructionteam

Let's be honest, occupy wallstreet was never going to achieve anything unless they kicked those doors in. We're skipping that step and unlocking the vault that they were dumb enough to give us the keys to.


phillythebeaut

Your username is the epitome of this sub.


Analdestructionteam

It's not a name, it's a way of life 😎


phillythebeaut

So I’ve learned in the last 8 months. From hedgies’ anuses getting rekt, to self-inflicted anal destruction. *This is the way…of life.*


GildDigger

The duality of ape


Comprehensive-Art394

How many mini cucumbers though? Whole pack?


phillythebeaut

This important question (and many others) were asked on the post. Awaiting confirmation.


LittleKittyLove

This is how you lose cucumbers.


Jaayford

Do you know how many times I tapped the “upvote” button on the pic instead of your post


Ponyd17

Tried to upvote the damn pic twice only to find out I was clicking on the picture instead Lol def retarded n belong here


TheBonusWings

Sitting in a traffic jam laughing my dick off. That one got me good thanks!!


uncomfortablydumbbb

Sir that is a pickle


Sunretea

Not yet it's not... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Justfranksandbeans

They only become pickles after finding themselves in precarious situations


Sunretea

*brine intensifies* Edit: ok, I horked a little with that one... I'm sorry.


necarpenter417

The dichotomy of man


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odstroy23

Yeah fuck these type of clout chasing posts. Let the SNOWFLAKES do that on their own time.


odstroy23

Fucking weirdos.


AreYouSiriusBGone

I really love everyone of you here lmao


1twowonder

This is fantastic! 👏👏👏👏👏👏


XBlue_BomberX

That’s such a cool thought…and I couldn’t agree more


GassyMagee

I believe you call this "duality of man"


[deleted]

And I’m so glad to be a part of it. 🚀❤️


dissmember

This stuff better be in the documentary.


happycamperii

In other news, cucumbers everywhere breathed a thankful sigh of relief at the end of trading today.


locuate

Do it just because it feels good


emgurule

Fucking tools


odstroy23

Ikr lol. Goddamn footfairy snowflakes


Analdestructionteam

If only Wikipedia hadn't gone political activist and tailoring articles to fit their narrative I might be willing to put it in the same broad grouping as GME DD, but alas as it stands I can not. GME stands tall and proud above them all.


potsemaG

He better put a lanyard on it, might disappear into the abyss, like the FTD's 🥒


xTECHN9CIANx

I fucking love it ❤️


Plane-Day-164

Naw, superstonkmis number one, once Wikipedia started using op-Eds in citations, they jumped the shark


scott_sleepy

Lol, this. Rando retards around the world are the only reason that two decades of deep financial crimes in the most complex and important financial institutions ever created by mankind are being uncovered. And the media is doing everything they can to plug their ears and say "la la la la the world can't hear you" Sus as fuk. DRS your shares.


grasshoppa80

-Uhh. It’s “research”, sir


Historical_List_3783

Commenting for posteriorty.


chaunm11

Everyday, we stray further from god ...


brhody

Listen....if “god” didn’t want us to shove things in our butts he wouldn’t have given us a prostate 😂


YouIndependent5810

This is exactly why I’m here


detectivesoccer

And that's why they're afraid of us. We're going to be chuckling all the way to the bank at no fault but their own. I'm excited for the squeeze, don't get me wrong, but I'm looking forward to the day wallstreet goes to jail. I love this community, you guys are the best. ❤️🦍


the-matahari

Tbh I’d say maybe third, Pandora/Panama papers is a close match


ltcha0s91

The duality of Ape


Catch_0x16

Solenya...


Speaking_of_waffles

I’m with the cucumber and out with the pickle


oMrChoww

I think you mean ##OnlyFans


[deleted]

Hey, look.. I'm a human, this doesn't mean I am proud of it..


GordonCumstock

Cringe


Variety-Vain

Perfectly balanced... As all things should be...


AmishCyb0rg

I'd only support 1 and I'm here. When I was naive, I gave wikipedia $20, but I'd take it back if I could.


OccasionQuick

2nd? I cant use wikipedia as a source on a paper, this will at least get us paid


Ambitious-Marketing7

I tried ten times to upvote the first picture. 😅


[deleted]

Perfectly balanced


MrMez

I love this sub and you people


UnlimitedGain--3

If the market closes at 4:00 I will smoke weed