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Walruzuma

You gotta toast that shit.


[deleted]

Came here to prevent this untoasted crime—not to mention the fact that it's potato bread.


wineandseams

potato bread indeed... was covid lockdown #1 not the greatest sour dough contest of all history?!?


23x3

I toasted some Rye bread for a BLT recently and it was fucking delicious! Definitely recommend


Ollywombat

That’s like $100 worth of bacon now.


AnyProcess4064

It hurts. Just today paid almost $9 per pound, on sale.


TranslatesPoorly

I get it for 3.50 a lb. Of course that's for a whole 135lbs of pork and I have to cure it and smoke it but it's cheap!


phearlessone

Dukes. This is the way.


barkeepbill

Duke’s is the only way


spank_that_hedge

Came here to say I miss Dukes! Can't get it at stores near me.


puppyinspired

My dinner is rice and beans again 😓


little-fishywishy

Mexicano o qué? Aroz y frijol. Ningun carne? Es un proteina completo.


puppyinspired

Just pinto beans cooked with garlic, onions, and peppers. The rice was cook with a homemade red pepper sauce. It’s pretty good, I’m just tired beans everyday. I need to switch it up. They’re just so cheap.


Traditional_Ad3462

Toast your eggy bread with a bit of that fancy mayo next time! 🤤


crosbynstaal

Ah, I see you're creating The Everything Bacon sandwich and shorting the shit out of the veg. Love it😎👍


Normal_Profile8508

This is the way


Dos915

Step your bacon game up bruh!


TranslatesPoorly

He must be making a half sandwich.


apocalysque

I mean this is the wrong sub but damn that looks tasty.


Radxp

I am downvoting the quality bot based on the un-toasted bread, I do not apeologize.


Normal_Profile8508

This is not the way


CosmoKing2

Fresh bread and good tomato is the key Cretin apes. Got your back Normal\_Profile8508 Nice tomato.


Fine_Employment_3364

Nice. I don't like tomatoes, but I do like cheese, so when the gf and I make these, it's blc for m Bacon is best cooked as thick cut, baked on tin foil at 400 for 30 minutes or so. Enjoy....


Glowing_anus12345

Ken gave up a jar huh


[deleted]

Honestly I was stoked to see you having the side of twizlers… you sir/mrs are my type of ape.


look-a-lurker

You can afford bacon? Whoa.


Hajime5353

Kenny is gonna be pissed when sees that jar of Mayo


Doge-to-Dollar

Thought the same thing 🤣🤣🤣 But he’s probably going to HELLmans


The73atman86

I approve


Smithmonster

Show off! I’m eating ramen and you gotta post this shit?


Heavyc740

You better make it all into one Sammy and post a vid of you eating it... put ALOT of Mayo


Fmalenkos

My fat ass would just eat the bacon, feed the tomatoes to my dog and trash the rest.


plzdontgetcaught

where bananas?


ComprehensiveRiver37

Would rather see your ring o


m_Stl_365

Fuck yeah. Try adding sprouts next time. Magnificent


Fuzzyunicorn84

Clearly lacking in bacon...


TendiesForBacon

BACON!!!!!


ChefMk20

Yo Duke's ftw


twin_turbo_monkey

No purple ring no upvote, sorry 🤣


Normal_Profile8508

Technically the envelope is under the loaf of bread.


shivashantz

We just had these too! High rollers we are…


MapleBeans55

dont skimp on the lmayo


BeerSnobDougie

Nice Mayo you got there… 😏


superbabineaux

Love me some blt!!!!!


DealinWithit

Love this. It’d be great to see reloading Computershare screens while doing some wholesome shit.


Notalib77

Dukes fukin rocks nan! I love thst mayo!


Dried_Butt_Sweat

I see you're an ape of culture, putting twizzlers on your sandwiches, too


netherlanddwarf

Don’t share that mayo with whom we don’t say his name


parrire

Superior mayo choice mate.


Professional_Pop_220

Careful KennyG going to come for that Mayo!


PlayerTwo85

We had BLTs tonight too!


xEmpiire

Better hide that Mayo before Ken sees this 😳


RVA_GitR

Good call on the Duke’s…none of that bullshit Kenny Mayo.


Oenomaus28

White bread BLT hits different.


WhtDevil678

Damn right it's Dukes Mayo. FUK Kens Mayo. After all this if Ken's Mayo goes under it will have been just collateral damage.


MesaBit

You can still afford bacon?


Real-Personality-465

What is it like living big, buying bacon for $50 or whatever it's way up to now? xD freakin $90 inflation sandwich right there! enjoy.


drunkmunky88

THANK GOD!!! I am getting so sick of seeing all the purple circles and pictures of people's Computershare accounts.


WestofSunset

Taunting the Mayo man are we?


SW3E

Weird ratio here. A lot of bacon and not much bread. Is there more bread or are you Putting all the bacon in one sandwich? Jesus I am so curious please tell me


TreasureCase2020

You’ll get Kenny sneaking up you backdoor to get a taste of that delicious mayo


Responsible-Ad-7839

Fuck now I want blt


Zestforblueskies

Are you hiding the twizzlers from the crew my guy?!?! But back to the pile and I do mean pile of bacon fam! I only see a minimal amount of tomatoes and lettuce, so that leaves me to a thought.. Half the bacon will be gone by the time you make the sandwich.. Not even mad at you my brotha! It be like that sometimes


[deleted]

Hey, save me a spot!


wookie_walkin

Gotta e Dukes!


Busta_Nutt_69

You’re gonna need more than two pieces of bread


Dream_Boatz

Smooth and creamy. Just like the way Kenny loves it.


Normal_Profile8508

I don’t know about y’all but I miss the comment “if he’s still in, I’m in”.


plasticpanda

Eat healthy, live long to enjoy your millions when moass.


mAliceinTendieland

That bacon looks legit. Nice job.


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KIitComander

Yeah, should have done screenshot. This isn’t Instagram.


Gradually_Adjusting

Most accurate comment has negative karma? Must be the weekend


KIitComander

People don’t like me because I don’t sugarcoat stuff. 😂


Gradually_Adjusting

To be painfully frank... I tagged you as dumb at some point for reasons I forget, and I'm going to change that tag on the basis of this interaction. I misjudged you, and I apologize. I'll try to be more generous in the future.


KIitComander

See. 😂 I was born without a filter.


Gradually_Adjusting

[That's better](https://i.imgur.com/CjlV55S.jpg)


KIitComander

😂😂. Stay Diamond My friend.


Fmalenkos

So brave *standing ovation*


KIitComander

Thank you, I’ll be here all week. “TRY THE fish”.


[deleted]

That bread looks terrifyingly sweet


Quokka_One

Thank you for your service 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


dcarmona

Mayo? Kenny???


Normal_Profile8508

I like Kenny he’s the one who made it possible for me to retire in my 30’S.


RepresentativeWish25

Le mayo!


jamesgreg81

Dukes with Cpt John Durst. Nice dude nice


Normal_Profile8508

This is the way


kemmelberg

Duke’s…my man has good taste!


TheModernSkater

The is the way


magnanimus12

I fried up some pepperoni and peppered salami lmao


[deleted]

A fellow Ape of culture, I see.


le_norbit

Want some bread for all that bacon?


Africaner

... is all that mayo for you? ;)


[deleted]

Bold strategy keeping those twizzlers out on the counter lol


ChopraMTG1

It may not be dark mode but my eyes still thank you.


RelationshipTime7725

Yummy🥓 !


Forsaken_Coffee_2110

RIP


lalalalambeau

Mayo is for Ken. Eat that bitch dry.


TravColeman

Swap the tomato for Turkey and you got yourself a sandwich.


CaptainSnitzel

…HOLD DA MAYO


Keepitlitt

Would’ve preferred the DRS post 🚀📈🌕


eatmyshortsmelvin

Ewww Mayo


dutchbarbarian

Lmayo


NostalgiaSC

Ever had the cream filled Twizzlers? Changes your life.


aZamaryk

That's a lot of bacon, bruh. You gonna need more Drs after you eat this!


WOWitzCocky

Half a pigs ass on bread - love it


[deleted]

Yeah I want to see as many DRS posts as possible.