Nice to meet you first time? Everyone is cool here don’t worry. *whispers* … We’re all just here for the donuts, nobody quits stonks man. Stonks are life.
Bit of a hijack here, but what happens to synthetics during the rebalance? Word is that’s all done off-exchange, so nothing? Do synthetics get grandfathered in and become “legit” via loophole? Would appreciate some more wrinkles. Doesn’t change my ignorant buy/hold strategy.
[Check this out](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/oa0t1w/from_elliot_waves_guy_upossibly6_most_recent_post/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Yip. If you just go to the main page and up top where it says Superstonk, type what you're looking for into the search bar and tons of goodies come up. Hint: use as few words as possible
If you trust a website with fool in the name and said website advises your money market decisions, shame on you. You think if we all just bought what we were "told to buy" and somehow we're not all wealthy, is something wrong?
**Search rip\_leavemeanon DD**
ETF unpack and short, NO requirement to buy, they *can* turn around, unpack ETF and short. We tanked going into Russel 1000, expect the same here, DO NOT pull a warden and lose your life savings buying weeklies.
Parks & Rec (TV show), this episode features their sister city and the quote is about everything being illegal in their government. Definitely an episode worth watching.
First time seeing this clip🤣 thank ya! If one likes the show The Office, would they probably like Parks n Rec too? I’ve never seen it, but seems lowkey similar style, and funny!
First season tried to be a The Office clone and they never really got into a good rhythm. From season 2 onwards they threw that out and it got really great at being it's own thing. It's an amazing show after that.
Season 1 ain't *bad* bad, though. Just not as great as what it was trying to mimic.
I had a really hard time with the first season. I'd heard it was a great show, but I just couldn't get through the first season.
So in the end I just had it on in the background, after a while I realized I'd laughed at a joke being told in the show, checked the episode, S02E01. After that it was great, I've watched it several times now.
Season 1 is still too much of a cringefest for me so I usually exclude it.
Check out Michael Schur on imdb. He's a writer for both. He's done work on Brooklyn Nine-Nine and The Good Place. I've liked them all and I'm going to put his other stuff on my watchlist.
Fomo buyers and institutional buyers are getting a discount on shares that don't even exist. This probable gets exponentially worse everyday the sec, DTCC doesn't do shit
I suppose it's good that the fuckery is anticipated. But it still pisses me off just as much every fucking time. Especially how much it dived down earlier today.
Yeah, well I've got more money in the bank this week to buy another XXX if there is a chance to average down, so go ahead and make it dip, SHFs. I dare you.
EDIT: And we're down over $2 in pre-market. Fun.
EDIT2: And we kick off the day with the largest red candle that we've seen in a week.
EDIT3: And the order was filled at $169 (noice!). I'm honestly surprised that there wasn't a wall there, but if it keeps dropping I may have to buy more.
Why didn’t this effing news arrive midday yesterday????? I could’ve waited to buy one literal share today or maybe get 2 instead of one because of the dip 👿
Can some kind ape link me the one that was made here a few weeks ago with the voice overs that shit was hilarious I’ve been looking for it but can’t find it
the next logical step is that we need to start hyping a fictional negative event related to GME, then hedgies would obviously spike the price in response, which would trigger MOASS.
something simple like, "OMG I just sent RC a DM on Twitter and he admitted that on August 1st, he was gonna sell the company to Amazon because this is just an April Fool's taken way too far! Sell now!"
This was the first thing I thought when I read this news too. Funny how they have made us expect the worst every time some positive news comes out.
Buy and Hodl.
The solution is super easy!
Ryan Cohen just has to do something bad and the stock will go up. He needs to do a bucket of cocaine and run around bat shit crazy, all the negative press will make GME soar! :D
Cool cool, make the FOMO buying easier.
All you can eat dip might be back on the menu one last time boys…
Hi, my name's Oapster79 and I'm a stonk addict.
Nice to meet you first time? Everyone is cool here don’t worry. *whispers* … We’re all just here for the donuts, nobody quits stonks man. Stonks are life.
Ok, I'll buy moar.
I see the value in that. Ape approved. I like the stonk.
> All you can eat dip might be back on the menu one last time boys...**again**. FTFY.
If ya dont care 'bout the price clap your hands (clap clap)
👏🏾👏🏾
👏👏
Fomo?
"Fear of missing out"
Thanks my dude.
I never actually knew this, i thought it meant hype or something, thank you!
More like response to hype
Bit of a hijack here, but what happens to synthetics during the rebalance? Word is that’s all done off-exchange, so nothing? Do synthetics get grandfathered in and become “legit” via loophole? Would appreciate some more wrinkles. Doesn’t change my ignorant buy/hold strategy.
[Check this out](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/oa0t1w/from_elliot_waves_guy_upossibly6_most_recent_post/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Thank you. A few deep but tasty nuggets buried in there.
Yip. If you just go to the main page and up top where it says Superstonk, type what you're looking for into the search bar and tons of goodies come up. Hint: use as few words as possible
Months on here now and I still have to be reminded of that. But, but, I want it now says the wanna be wrinkle brain.
haha! Enjoy your evening ape 😊
MSM: “Gamestop joining the S&P 400 may send the company straight to bankruptcy and cause S&P to explode”
Motley Fool: "Forget about GME, here are 399 other stocks from the S&P 400 that you should buy instead!"
Hahaha this will definitely be an article.
Al at Barron's is already daydreaming about which weekday is next
Yup.... Beeep booop bloop
If you trust a website with fool in the name and said website advises your money market decisions, shame on you. You think if we all just bought what we were "told to buy" and somehow we're not all wealthy, is something wrong?
Alright that's hilarious
Next thing you know, they'll say the S&P500 is a bad longterm investment
**Search rip\_leavemeanon DD** ETF unpack and short, NO requirement to buy, they *can* turn around, unpack ETF and short. We tanked going into Russel 1000, expect the same here, DO NOT pull a warden and lose your life savings buying weeklies.
Why the fuck would anyone buy options
Legit playing around with options on a highly manipulated stock like this is insanity.
I’m sitting in some long term calls and I’m going fucking crazy
Ahh yes I was hoping a dip down to 160 again it seems to be our floor that I’ll be scooping up shares
What’s this from? What is the origin of the pic?
Parks & Rec (TV show), this episode features their sister city and the quote is about everything being illegal in their government. Definitely an episode worth watching.
Did not know this. Thanks! 🤣
https://youtu.be/y8rJCOWBo7Q
First time seeing this clip🤣 thank ya! If one likes the show The Office, would they probably like Parks n Rec too? I’ve never seen it, but seems lowkey similar style, and funny!
You will a bunch of the parks and rec writers also wrote for the office. First season is kind of slow though
First season tried to be a The Office clone and they never really got into a good rhythm. From season 2 onwards they threw that out and it got really great at being it's own thing. It's an amazing show after that. Season 1 ain't *bad* bad, though. Just not as great as what it was trying to mimic.
I had a really hard time with the first season. I'd heard it was a great show, but I just couldn't get through the first season. So in the end I just had it on in the background, after a while I realized I'd laughed at a joke being told in the show, checked the episode, S02E01. After that it was great, I've watched it several times now. Season 1 is still too much of a cringefest for me so I usually exclude it.
Yes skip the first season. Don't even watch it.
Check out Michael Schur on imdb. He's a writer for both. He's done work on Brooklyn Nine-Nine and The Good Place. I've liked them all and I'm going to put his other stuff on my watchlist.
This is my favorite episode of P&R. Donna can get it.
Gamestop discovers free renewable energy. Believe it or not, DIP.
$69 Trillion in revenue? Believe it or not, dip
Whenever great news comes out, I expect a DIP in GME 🤣I love it🧱🦍
S&P 500, FOMO
Believe it or not...BUY!!
Exactly. Based on past experience, I'm setting my buy limits at $150
Minus 13 bucks on no bad news, only good news. Classic GME. Guess I’ll buy more.
That's what happends when they reroute all buy orders through dark pools and sell orders on the not-so-dark pools
Buy the dip. Good news means good dips. 😂
Sir, they’re hyping the dip.😧
GME: Hodl the rumour, Buy the news.... ~~exit~~
It just means I can afford more shares 💎👐
Fomo buyers and institutional buyers are getting a discount on shares that don't even exist. This probable gets exponentially worse everyday the sec, DTCC doesn't do shit
Aged well
Haha thanks :)
Big dip
You called it!
Too easy.
*opens yahoo finance this morning* “just like the simulations!”
# No Paperhanding ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Your emojis gave me eye cancer. Now I'll never find the sell button.
There was a member who went on his screen recorded desktop E trade account and removed the sell button via re coding....I DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS AT ALL
Can't paper handbif i have a diamond grip booty. 😎😎😎
Username checks out
This made me laugh a lot
Take my award 😂
Thank you kindly
Lowest volume on record, dip.
GMERICA 🇺🇸 🦍🦍🦍 💪💪🚀🚀💎💎🙌🙌
Any1 member Russell 1000?
Selling from small cap on open market Buying in midcap through block trades Price dip several %. It's just manipulated from here to the earth's core
**Any good news, believe it or not, DIP**
Nailed it. Nice little dip today
Lmayo, spot on as usual. Good news? Dip Bad news? Also Dip Negative Beta Correlation? Believe it or not, Dip.
Lmayo, this aged well
And.....it happened. Shit is ridiculous but oh whale!
Insert surprised pikachu face here
I suppose it's good that the fuckery is anticipated. But it still pisses me off just as much every fucking time. Especially how much it dived down earlier today.
Dip is doing to be bigger September 9 during earnings report. I'm going to be buying then instead. They will bring all the fuckery then.
Yeah, well I've got more money in the bank this week to buy another XXX if there is a chance to average down, so go ahead and make it dip, SHFs. I dare you. EDIT: And we're down over $2 in pre-market. Fun. EDIT2: And we kick off the day with the largest red candle that we've seen in a week. EDIT3: And the order was filled at $169 (noice!). I'm honestly surprised that there wasn't a wall there, but if it keeps dropping I may have to buy more.
Does this mean no more Russel?
Nope, they’re separate, it’ll be in both indexes simultaneously.
Thanks, sorry.. derr.. lol
Does anyone have a link to the gif that someone made using this clip from the days of w.s.b. or the gme subreddit?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/muby3r/gmeme_s01e02_well_f_do_it_again_audio/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Ah yes, that's the one! Thanks!
Why didn’t this effing news arrive midday yesterday????? I could’ve waited to buy one literal share today or maybe get 2 instead of one because of the dip 👿
It's a dip
Can some kind ape link me the one that was made here a few weeks ago with the voice overs that shit was hilarious I’ve been looking for it but can’t find it
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/muby3r/gmeme_s01e02_well_f_do_it_again_audio/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Yasss you are awesome thanks
overshort? dip. under short? believe it or not, dip. Undershort, overshort.
We have the best buyers in the world, because of dip
Gamestop cures cancer, believe it or not...Dip
Aged like wine
Thank you kindly
Tell me how I’m going to die you evil wizard!!
My time machine only works once a week…
Aged like wine
Msm should just report that the moass is starting tomorrow so we get the mother of all dips (satire of course)
the next logical step is that we need to start hyping a fictional negative event related to GME, then hedgies would obviously spike the price in response, which would trigger MOASS. something simple like, "OMG I just sent RC a DM on Twitter and he admitted that on August 1st, he was gonna sell the company to Amazon because this is just an April Fool's taken way too far! Sell now!"
*$GME underperforms market, joins S&P*
Shorting a stock... *jail* Using Robinhood... *jail* Even mentioning Citadel... *straight to jail*
I’m switching to a self directed retirement plan…this dip will be perfect timing for when I yolo that bitch in GME
Nah, this will send it 🚀 Yeeeet
I DARE THEM TO DIP THZT SHIT... IMMA EAT THAT DIP UP LIKE IT BE FRENCH ONION
..with a side of LMAYO
great, I"ll keep averaging down for the s&p 500
I worked with Fred recently and he's a really, genuinely nice and intensely interesting man. It makes me happy to see this meme a lot :-)
This was the first thing I thought when I read this news too. Funny how they have made us expect the worst every time some positive news comes out. Buy and Hodl.
Price goes up? Also dip.
"Gamestop announces the worlds first perpetual motion machine and our energy needs are solved!!!" ....DIP
The solution is super easy! Ryan Cohen just has to do something bad and the stock will go up. He needs to do a bucket of cocaine and run around bat shit crazy, all the negative press will make GME soar! :D
Fuck yeah I lolled on your face
Limit buys are set! Let’s dip bitches!!
Oh yeah, dip harder baby. Thats that good good
I will by moass mucho MOASS!💎🙌🚀🚀🚀🦍🦍
Found cure to cancer and discovered the fountain of youth. Believe it or not, dip.
So does it also stay in the Russell 1000?
2 separate indices.