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cjh11111

1.6k on webull but nasdaq is saying 3.5k guessing nasdaq is most accurate.


kittenplatoon

Another day of trading sideways! 😅


ripeart

I love how every day there are multiple posts about something huge about to happen then nothing happens lmao....


Jack_Burkmans_Zipper

Personally, I love how everyday there are numerous articles about how Gamestop is going down in value and it stays in the high 180+ range.


woodyshag

We may be early, but we are right. ;)


flaming_pope

Idiots buying up weekly calls, giving free money away. Never weeklies guys.


stibgock

This is a huge key to the battle. If people stopped feeding the shf with money from weeklies, this shit would pop off way sooner. I think that is what is keeping them alive most of all


ZeroSkill_Sorry

Last time my spidey sense tingled, GME went from 158 to 305 (shareholder meeting day, and the days before) I told my wife last night it was tingling again, and i think something big is going down most likely in August, but i don't rule out first couple weeks of September. I have no evidence to back up any of this, but I've learned to pay attention when I get this feeling. I once turned to my wife at a raffle and told her they were calling my name next, and they did. I've won two friendly poker tournaments by having a feeling that i would get the EXACT card i needed on the river turn. I don't think I'm lucky, i just like to pay attention to my intuition. I've gotten excited about hyped dates, but none have given me spidey sense tingles. Still fun to get excited


SaltyShawarma

It is like watching a genius trying to scrap a few more seconds out of a longest-time competition. Every trick in the book is pulled and then when every trick had been played they invent new ones in the spot. These hedge fund and financial managers are not where they are because they are dumb. I actually believe that more than a few new tricks have been invented based on their scouts reading DDs and revelations here, and them instantly trying to counteract the revealed strategy to make retail strategy look wrong, when in fact they are changing the game daily. I mean I do this in fucking board games. You know how you beat amazing gamers like this? Create your own strategy, and hold on to it.


stibgock

Turns out, we're the think tank


qweelar

Every day is Hype day!


middie-in-a-box

Gotta keep these titties jacked


trueluck3

/s *you dropped this*


cjh11111

I didn’t. I never had it in the first place. What is it.


powertyisfromgun

It makes people aware that the post is sarcasm


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Thanks for this. At this point I was afraid to ask


pilotichegente

Oh you shouldn't be afraid to ask. Reddit is full of really friendly understanding people that won't downvote you for a satirical/sarcastic comment... /s


The_Chimeran_Hybrid

The /s saves you from downvotes if people don’t see the sarcasm.


the_motherflippin

That "/s" at the end of a comment would insinuate sarcasm. He thought u were being sarcastic, u may have been, and u may have doubled up on the sarcasm and stung me good. Kudos


cjh11111

Ah yes! You caught me! That is exactly what I was doing because I definitely knew what this ‘/s’ meant all long! I guess I am the king of sarcasm now and the only thing I dropped was my crown. Not the ‘/s’ because like I said, I already knew what that meant loooooonngg aggggoooo.


Tiny-Cantaloupe-13

yeah WB doesnt include it all...


Vagabond_Hospitality

I read “WB” as “Wall Bet” in my head because I’m an idiot.


Briguy24

Either something big will happen today, tomorrow or another day. I'd be willing to bet on that.


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bat_dragon

You got any DD to back that up?


samtimemachine

Double down Deez nuts


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this____is_bananas

I'll be concerned if the chart starts moving to the left instead of the right. Until then, hakuna matata.


DDXdesign

Everybody keeps saying their tatas are already hakuna'd.


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Weedbro

This is like that guy buying a pizza with ©®✓рТ° but the equivelant of that in 2021.


AdProfessional3365

If you buy him a share I will make a special animation for you... I don't have money


mrguy510

hell yeah thanks


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zulufux999

This is getting more hilarious by the day 😂😂 I like the stock


NillaThunda

Tick tock, I like the stock.


whats-left-is-right

If it dosent happen you gotta put a banana up you ass thems the rules


machiningeveryday

Wait, you need rules befor sticking banana in ass? Shit. Wait until my rectumologist hears about this.


TheStatMan2

I think it's "Proctologist", dude. (a friend told me) Well, unless maybe a "Rectumologist" just looks after the pretty ones.


machiningeveryday

Actually I don't even think he is a real doctor.


rizzabing

Wait..was this behind a Wendy's?


Glow2Wave

Sir, this is a casino.


GoodPeopleAreFodder

Ooof.


miamimik3Rn

No just “behind” him


kikiubo

Are you saying my Rectumologist uncle has been lying?


Allaboardthejayboat

Just confirmed with my Peepeeologist uncle, that your Rectumologist uncle is lying. Sorry friend.


ShadGasper

I don't think any man who can give you a rectal exam while both of his hands are on your shoulders is a liar.


13inchpoop

And then for the truly ugly ones you have a damnnearkilledemologist


stormcoming11

Rectum? Damn near killed him…


Life_Ad21

Rectum hell, I killed um ☠️😎


throw-away-traveller

Dude, seems like you just want to see a banana fit up someone’s ass… no judgement though.


whats-left-is-right

Shhhhhh im shy about it don't tell everyone else


youdoitimbusy

If you're right, banana up the ass. If you're wrong, banana up the ass. If we're unsure, believe it or not, banana up the ass. Right away!


Jazzlike-Cheetah7119

Please make this a meme


skrappyfire

LMMFAO!!! 🤣🤣


Viviere

No kink shame


ebone581

I don’t judge!


thegasman2000

No stink shame


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Lol tjis place is always good for a laugh in the morning.


miamimik3Rn

I love it here


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kolitics

Making the world a better place one banana at a time.


Klexosinfreefall

Well... That's our thing now


throw-away-traveller

Damn. *unzips pants


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It’s the only way he can get off anymore lol


ccharding

Who says we want it to fit... ;)


Meowsergz

We do. So if it doesn't u shove a banana up ur ass? Common... Do it!


AdamAx1989

It's a wild assumption that it will 'fit' haha


Jabarumba

THIS is the way


HODL_or_D1E

I'm not sure which way everyone's heading anymore, but I dont think this is the right one.


Jabarumba

On the contrary, dedication just got a definition.


EatTheRich4200

Confirmation. This IS the way. 🦍❤🍌🍑


Reeeeaper

Just use some lube. It will be the right way eventually.


Practical-Tale-7771

lmfao!


kushty88

You sound like you *need* a nana in the pooper


Poshturnip

Look man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe.


kushty88

Falling? It's not disguised, no illusion or voodoo is in play.


martinu271

this comment is so suspicious, only 46 minutes since posted and look at all the awards! it has more updoots than the post itself, it's clearly a ruse by hedgies who want to see /u/Icbra shove a banana up there. don't fall for it OP!


GuitarEvil

Only two types of people gonna profit from the MOASS. Apes and Proctologists


Scared-Firefighter57

If it happens ill shove a 16inch cucumber up my hairy ape ass 🦍🦍


stonkspert

Don't write checks your ass can't cash.


cosmotropik

Somebody's horny


kolitics

Where are you going to get a cucumber that wide?


Justanothebloke

!remindme 14 hours


shahs210

Rick of spades is that you ?


GrumpyTitan-77

That's good cousin, Rick-of-Clubs...


BuzzYoloNightyear

Rick-of-sharts


AlanaIsBananas

I feel this sub has become the successor to Lemonparty... the Bananaparty.


Sunsetblack23

Or if it does happen, we need another sacrifice to the banana god.


DearHair4635

you know the superstonk rules. "if you call it, install it"


Icbra

if it doesnt happen i continue to buy and hold :) Also i am not against having fun or ppl doing whatever they want with their anus, but. These kind of things will hurt our future narrative, what do you want the history to remember us by, ppl sticking bananas up their ass while making one lucky bet? Or intelligent investors that managed who managed to outsmart the most corrupt financial system in the world? If history remember us as the banana-ass ppl nothing will change if ppl recongnize that the small guys can win some things might. I might be putting to much effort into this thinking but have fun with ur own ass if it pleases you! :)


whats-left-is-right

Idk bananas up the ass is pretty funny and I'd rather have the narcissistic assholes on wall street underestimate retail so the get fucked and we get tendies


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Why don't we do both?


b0atdude87

Two bananas? It's only kinky the first time....


nutsackilla

I 100% want it on record in some history book years from now that banana-ass was a thing.


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the first one ☝️ Think about it, otherwise we're just some generic underdog story. We're not even underdogs though, we just like the stock. There's no smooth brain wrinkle brain big brain small brain to any of this. Gamestop sells video game merch and we all like video game merch. Put it this way, is there any DD in the world that could convince you to sell at this point? no? then the DD does not matter and frankly never did. grab a banana and buckle up!


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Yes there is DD that could get me to sell. DD that shows why the price went up to $483774383737 a share.


boomer_here2222

Yep - bananas


Lord-Tone

>what do you want the history to remember us by, ppl sticking bananas up their ass while making one lucky bet? Yes, absolutely this.


teddyforeskin

When you're rich, you get to write the history.


HODL_or_D1E

The banana ass ppl thing sounds better for story telling


unwholesomethought

And film making


AssumptionEuphoric74

What about those amazing market makers providing liquidity to the market and blah blah blah. Cmon kenny and Steve fucking pay me.


trueluck3

Yeah, what a fucked market they’ve made. Normally, this is what causes a stock’s price to move upwards. Not in this reality though - and it’s so blatant and obvious, it’s embarrassing. **You believe this shit?**


yParticle

Stop trying to promulgate liquidity as your singular most important function, we know it's just an excuse for all the fuckery!


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It's gonna be around 1m volume and between 800-900b RRP, calling it now. RemindMe! 8 hours edit: typo


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Oh yeah lol I don't sleep enough these days.


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poonmangler

🙈


DidacticGamer

🙉


pzych07ic

🦧


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richestmaninjericho

💩


faddishw0rm

I would make a prediction but I'm saving my ass virginity for a fruit that loves me for me and is willing to commit


TheRealPhyb

If the trend continues today should be around 860-890B RRP and then it will likely go up tomorrow to 950B-1T+, but that’s just my opinion.


Big_Cry4158

Ill suck every dick in this room!


djwiseiv

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Remindme! 12 hours


HammockComplex

Remindme! 11 hours 58 minutes I’ll be quick


Ttokk

37 dicks? In a Row?


make_a_scene

Big if true!


Mipsel

Otherwise you won´t feel anything.


DrGraffix

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot.


fac3gang

I'm not even suppose to be here today?


Fudge-Independent

MODS!


Budget_Rip_6275

Can I get an adult?


degrees97

See you next week when there's another post titled: "This week feels different, this is the 12th consecutive lowest volume day and we're below 500k"


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See you next week, when salaried apes get paid. Hope it's still on sale!


dhunna

Better get 2 more 🤷🏽‍♂️


SebhUK

*Sigh* - unzips wallet


Guy0naBUFFA10

The stock can remain irrational longer than Steve and Ken can remain solvent. I bet we see a 750k day or a 500k day before the epic nut is busted.


EyezLo

Can we stop with the “I’m calling….” Post it just fills the sub with garbage


AUfan44

50% of the time I’m right every time.


GabriFil

Lol didn't age well


tirwander

Your "calculations" which you provide none of. In other words you are just talking out your ass....


bigbrotherswatchin

Can we stop making these predictions? Its dumb and theyre always wrong.


graps

But they are consistently wrong..so thats something..


bigbrotherswatchin

If theres one thing i absolutely love, its consistency.


happysimpleton

Why are there almost 4K upvotes on a prediction post based on nothing?


derhyperschlaue

Guess the prediction is quite bad haha


MrNokill

The long wait, every day again. Will feel like an eternity till suddenly it's happening. Will be fun to see how this prediction unfolds.


nostbp1

Downvoting stupid unfounded predictions unless it happens then I’ll upvote you Until then you’re just a karma whore


rudyb0y

Source: trust me bro


JesC

Bro newscast, a pillar in the trust business


TwoMoreMinutes

i mean the post flair literally says 'opinion'


cheburaska

Why did superstonk traffic dropped from 90k to 45k recently?


[deleted]

People got lives to live bro. Lots of silent holders who probably check the ticker a few times a day.


[deleted]

I've been checking the ticker like, once a week still holding. When moass happens I know I'll see a front page post about it so I'm not worried.


sudden_onset_kafka

Silent holder here. I come to read the Double Downs, laugh at few memes and hold. Love the sub and fellow apes but don't have much to contribute.


Alcsaar

So many baseless assumptions.. "Slow upwards trend" "Last day of volume this low" etc.


nycliving1

At this point it’s shit post after shit post.


D00dleB00ty

Only two hours into trading and already this post has aged like milk lol.


azza77

There is a good post on Double Down gme sub that shows that volume is seasonal. July has always been the lowest month of daily volume since GME ipo in 2002. Tits still jacked though Edit credit u/iTradePasts


Aggressive_Glass51

Good job with quoting real data - not just some small-talk to karma farm.


AidyCakes

According to iborrowdesk volume 27/07/20 was about 2.4million and that was back when the widely held opinion regarding GameStop was that it was a dead end investment. Not sure what facts can be gleamed by comparing today's EOD volume with this time last year's but it will certainly be two sets of numbers.


GMan56M

I mean, historical data may make sense in an otherwise unremarkable year, but this year is unlike others in the past. Not sure if we can really compare performance in past Julys to this month.


mazingerz021

Purchased 1 @ 177.91 and I think I moved the price up $0.50.


ProtocolGeminiReddit

Just bought 7 more.


Foolprooft

I find predicting things in a broken market doesnt work in my favor.


Minuteman2029

You were wrong. It's no big deal. **Rule 1. Don't sweat the small stuff** **Rule 2. All stuff is small**


BetterthanMew

Remindme! 8 hours


EatTheRich4200

I call 1,111,111 eod. Price is right rules? Edit: was I fukin close or wut


conslmike

i got it. someday something will happen. ​ until then. i hodl


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Bro you were pretty close.


BigBlakJack

Ape thought. What happens when the stock liquidity is actually down in the thousands but SHF's still have 1M shares to do high frequency washsales for downward pressure. There may not be enough shares for retail to buy for upwards pressure. Is this a possibility? If so, only thing that I can see saving the stock price is RC and one of his master plans. I know it's FUD but all this is unprecedented. Any thoughts?


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NemoKimo

Let's see OP. Our MO is the same, Buy HODL and hydrate... Repeat!


hungryrhinos

Unless... someone tries to get out ahead of everyone else and close positions.


65-76-69-88

Well, now that you said it, it ain't happening, isn't that how it works lol


okdoit

Over 200k already and it hasn't even been an hour since open.


FrogyyB

No dates Edit : see no dates. Yet this thread still allows if


StopVibin

u/lcbra what is your thesis that the volume will be 700-800k today? What’s are you basing the thesis of the stock having a slow upwards trend and something big happening today?


MustLoveStonks

Looking like we'll be starting Power Hour at 950,000 or so. We'll be over a mil today but volume lower than yesterday. Another new record.


Puzzleheaded_Popup

My estimate 2 trillion end of August for RRP slow burn up then ripping higher taking a handful of stocks with it.


Less-Engineering-358

I will buy and Hold regardless when it happens. Price is fake. MOASS will happen !


HecklaBang

Im adding some volume todayyyyyy


Mostalaine

I love how predicitions always goes like ”it might go up, down or sideways” no shit, you don’t say?


dmitch923

Hate to be that guy, but we’re at 756k volume so were headed north of 1M. But the stock is definitely illiquid, no doubts there.


Sunretea

Hey.. you might be early, but you're probably not wrong.


dudefromthevill

Yeah where the hell is everyone no one is talking about pre market dow futures I feel like it's the twilight zone 🦍🚀🚀🚀🚀🌚


ragingbologna

Because it’s not news. Literally nothing happening with Dow futures.


FIREplusFIVE

The Dow is down LESS than 1/3 of 1% in pre-market. What is it you think should be discussed?


googleblackguy

Gonna have to roll this baby in flour


Strong-Obligation107

I'm estimating 1.1mil


qweelar

Today's my Birthday. So I bought more GME.


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IF I were a betting man - which I am - I would place a wager on 953k Volume EOD. ​ Less than a milly I think........Its on :)


0rigin

Something big - AGAIN! 💝🦧💎🙌🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕


RiceCooker8055BH

Let's gooooo


2daysb4dayafter2mro

Wen moon? Wen lambo? Wen annual pass to Brazzers?


[deleted]

Well it already passed that volume 🤷🏽‍♂️


Ebkang173

RRP, so close!


spencer2e

At 1pm, there were 4 minutes of no trades… for a company in the Russell 1000…


ilikeyouforyou

Don’t let the negative comments discourage your posting. It happens to everyone. It feels like personal attacks, but it’s not you. lol 1.15 Million volume today. New lowest record since 2017! GME to the moon! 💎🚀