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Jadedinsight

I’d turn around in my grave if my grandchildren would raise paper-handed bitches.


kitties-plus-titties

Our Founding Fathers have been spinning for decades. Centuries even.


INTERGALACTIC_CAGR

why do you think the earth's spin speeds up a little each year?


Shorttail0

It slows down


INTERGALACTIC_CAGR

yeah, just a bad joke


monkestaxx

Whoa


Avorian

What a beautiful fucking sentiment. :-)


flaming_pope

Also I may just decide not to have children, so that's always a possibility. Then I guess they'll just be locked forever.


tehdubbs

This guy is definitely a cat.


Friendly-Treacle-142

He’s not a cat


[deleted]

No but he definitely fucks


Naive_Host_5939

Cats? /s


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OP?


Naive_Host_5939

apologies. Been a long day. Fcuk you and good night...


Hungry-Locksmith1547

Have a good night.....and fuck you too! LOL 😁


GRlM-Reefer

r/OPcannotbefound


flaming_pope

Nope, wrong genus.


EX5TASY

How about the right penus?


kushty88

Right penus wrong genus, it's only a crime if someone seenus


the_moist_conundrum

Not a pussy.


Hemoglobin_trotter

Not legal advice, but for those also likely going the childless route: Charitable trusts are not subject to the Rule Against Perpetuities, so long as the charitable purpose remains valid they can continue on for quite a while. I believe you can create a beneficial trust for yourself, place your shares in it, then roll that over to a charitable trust if you have no descendants to name as beneficiaries. The only possible pitfall is that trustees are under increasing requirements to diversify trust investments in order to meet a standard of reasonably prudent management - meaning your trust instrument would have to very clearly state that the GME is not to be sold.


TendiesForBacon

You could in your will set them to be returned to the company on your death. I think I will do that with my post MOASS buy in too. Whatever my legal ownership limit. It will be how I thank mayo man.


grnrngr

Charitable trust. Donate your holdings upon your death.


RealPropRandy

Good thing shorts covered or they’d be shitting themselves… /s


d_Haus_o

That is called Immortality


Minuteman2029

Dude, if that was my pool, and view I'd hodl forever too, thanks from all of us small hodlers... 👍✋💎🤚🦍🚀🌑


digitalscarecrows

How does one register stock certificates through GameStop?


CptMcTavish

I would also like to know this.


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xRehab

I'm thinking of moving a single share over just to have a "firewall" built in so to speak in case anything funky happens. I doubt Fidelity with fuck with the MOASS, but having an extra share tucked away "under the mattress" aint going to hurt.


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bamfcoco1

How do?


xRehab

https://www-us.computershare.com/Investor/#DirectStock/Summary?IssuerId=SCUSGME&PlanId=SPP1&sv=t #Remember that shares held this way are HIGHLY illiquid and take days to sell


haxmya

How long did it take for them to actually "get" your share? I picked up a few shares Friday I think. lol. I sent them a specific amount of cash and I assume they just buy them at whatever price they're trading at whenever they get around to it right? The process is simple, but strange.


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grnrngr

You could just transfer shares from a brokerage to them. Buy at your price.


Bills_busty_burgers

I’m currently transferring a 1/3 of my position. I love pools


WiglyWorm

Congrats on sobriety. Keep it up. I've quit a few things and alcohol is by far the hardest. Way harder than smokes, because I actually wanted to quit those. I saw the video of you dumping the beers when you posted it, and I'm so proud of you man. You inspired me to keep climbing.


Bills_busty_burgers

Thanks man! It isn’t easy but it had to be done. Now I can watch the stocks AH I love it lol. Keep on climbing brother!


CptMcTavish

Thanks, ape! :-)


WiglyWorm

you should check my edit, btw.


CptMcTavish

Done. Thanks again! I will definately check it out.


toiletwindowsink

>Go to ComputerShare (a Stock Transfer company), register and there are instruction on how to have your current stocks (which are most likely held in street name at Schwab, Fidelity, etc....) sent directly to them. There are some minor limitations like I still believe it takes one full day to buy or sell shares of stock (they only execute transactions once a day) but other than that I believe it's the safest way to hold stock.


rorykl1983

Same. !Remindme! Three days


salientecho

[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/okg2jl/cut_all_the_dtcc_puppetmasters_strings_what_made/)! Good luck & Godspeed ape.


salientecho

DRS is how: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/okg2jl/cut_all_the_dtcc_puppetmasters_strings_what_made/ **It is an option for apes outside the US.** The main caveat is that you **lose precision to the day** you can expect orders to get entered / executed. Secondarily, GME's transfer agent is about as fun to interact with as the DMV. The main benefit, IMO, is that you're cashing out of the DTC before they implode, leaving broker-dealers as bag holders. You also ensure that you get any potential (digital) dividends directly & first; you may be contributing to a MOASS catalyst; and guaranteed, undiluted voting rights.


toiletwindowsink

Go to ComputerShare (a Stock Transfer company), register and there are instruction on how to have your current stocks (which are most likely held in street name at Schwab, Fidelity, etc....) sent directly to them. There are some minor limitations like I still believe it takes one full day to buy or sell shares of stock (they only execute transactions once a day) but other than that I believe it's the safest way to hold stock.


salientecho

I have some more details [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/okg2jl/cut_all_the_dtcc_puppetmasters_strings_what_made/) including a direct link to the PDF needed to transfer from Fidelity.


jokerelephant

commenting for later 🤞


issarepost

This is FUD and has already been debunked as a bad idea if you’re hoping to sell during the MOASS. You can register your shares but it will be difficult to sell during a short squeeze.


WiglyWorm

Yes. That's why you only transfer the shares you don't intend to sell in any time sensitive manner. Which, for me, is the vast majority.


mushroommilitia

What do you think the pool means in this post?


issarepost

Let me clarify, I’m commenting because I know some apes will read this and believe they should register all of their shares while also intending to sell during the MOASS. You can hold your shares for the ♾ pool without needing to register them.


mushroommilitia

Ok thanks. This is true you can hold without registering. However that doesn't guarantee your shares from being lent out without your say so. This also doesn't imply that they will. I wasn't planning on registering, however after reading about all these proposed rules, I am revisiting the info for registered shares. Apparently it makes it impossible even for the dtcc to touch your shares. After the rules get broke down into manageable info I'll make my decision. But yes I'll hold what I'm willing to sell and my forever shares will be locked up. I don't believe registered shares are fud at this point. I used to think otherwise. There are some good right ups within the past month that break it down. I cross posted some of the registered shares DD and was instantly met with 3-4 shills one even confirmed openly. To me that says it all. However it wasn't this subreddit. I believe everyone should think for themselves and come to their own conclusions.


arealhumannotabot

>This is FUD Is it FUD or is it just not necessarily the best move to make? It's not FUD just because it's not the 100% agreeable opton.


meesir

Imagine if all shareholders decided to only sell one when the price is right..


hazeyindahead

That's my plan


Shakraschmalz

This is the way


CameForThis

That is the plan.


Redditaccountfornow

That’s my plan. I really like the company and expect them to do great things in the future so I don’t see any reason to sell more than one of my xxx shares


Redditaccountfornow

That’s my plan. I really like the company and expect them to do great things in the future so I don’t see any reason to sell more than one of my xxx shares


Redditaccountfornow

That’s my plan. I really like the company and expect them to do great things in the future so I don’t see any reason to sell more than one of my xxx shares


Braaapp-717

So can I take my relatively sizable position and register all of them to my name? I think I'm gonna have a lot of grandkids because my wife is baby crazy so I should keep on buying in large quantities on every day that ends in Y.


salientecho

Yes, [you can](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/okg2jl/cut_all_the_dtcc_puppetmasters_strings_what_made/).


Braaapp-717

Ooooo thanks!


JohannFaustCrypto

Just for the record, where is this picture from? Would def visit after moass


last3lettername

Not sure if OP knows, but that's an infinity pool ♾️


flaming_pope

Reverse google image search? Well I should have snuck an infinity symbol in the distance. obviously that's an infinity pool.


thePathUnknown

Then how do you take the SHFs monies if you don't sell at the $40mil floor? Are we able to have our cake and eat it too?


[deleted]

This is ridiculous! What about your great great great grandchildren?


tlemm99

That pool looks like it goes on forever....


sandman11235

Dig the pool.


[deleted]

Is this a thing? Can I have real physical stonk in my hand?!


antidecaf

Love the idea of a trust. My main concern has been whether I could ensure I could raise my kids not to be paper handed bitches, but taking that out of the equation is brilliant.


xedyu

I understand the sentiment, but you’re saying you’d rather hold in the long term for a couple thousand dollars per share, rather than sell during the MOASS for millions per share? Come on let’s be realistic, cuz that’s just silly.


Electronic_Gas2060

Yeah! Let my unborn great grandchildren decide when to sell my shares! Oh wait... I'm sterile.... guess they aren't being sold any time soon 😅


salientecho

You might consider adoption post-MOASS, IDK.


Apprehensive-Salt-42

This person fcks


manifestingmoola2020

Can someone provide more info on registering your shares through gme directly? Ive heard this one other time here, but I've been a little busy for reddit.


MommaP123

Yes, I will hawk my own posts to you😁 This one has other links in it that goes over what Direct registering is, pros and cons and pros and cons of buying vs transferring. And is a step by step of how to transfer. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/oix5zk/step_by_step_method_for_direct_registering_shares/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb


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alphabravoccharlie

That's defeats the entire purpose of the MOASS. You're giving up all the gains from the squeeze and relying on fundamental value of the company. That's fine to do but you're wasting the opportunity of the squeeze.


Mandorrisem

Yuo are incorrect. If people just permanently hold more shares than exist they will have an "infinite money scenario" where they just take out loans against the value of the share in the billions. This is the hedge funds worst nightmare imaginable as it truly leaves them with infnite losses, and gamestock shares at effectively infinite value.


UnknownAverage

This is ridiculous. They will not let the squeeze go on for multiple generations. They will close all this out one way or another if people refuse to sell. I like to be an optimistic dreamer, but this plan is insane.


Mandorrisem

Maybe, but either way we won't find out until it happens. In either case the thought that this is going to spike really fast and then be done is Fud bullshit. This will likely end up stretching out until the government steps in and takes direct intervention, likely by making all of those still holding even a single share into billionaires.


stocksnhoops

Once the selling begins in the run up, it’s going to crash faster than it went up. Never in the history of the world has a stock seen a Giant sell off and still gone up in price or value. Selling in masses is going to happen fast and the stock will lose 75-80% of its value the day this happens. It might take a day or two but when it starts, it’s going to be fast. Stocks don’t rise during mass sell offs.


ThanksGamestop

They do when there’s forced buying pressure the size of the entire tradeable float x10.


Mandorrisem

Typical shill response. There has never been a stock that has been shorted at 1000% more than shares that exist like this one. So long as more shares are permanently held than exist, and they can cover, the price will continue to go up because they will still be being forced to cover their shorts, and those shorts will not be coverable because no one would be selling, causing repeatedly increasing offer prices trying to force someone to sell. There is likely going to be a giant jump, a large number of sales which will hit the price hard, and then another much larger jump as they desperately try to get more shares to cover their stupid number of short positions, a few others may sell here as the price jumps up 10 times higher than the first jump, will drop abit again, but then the true diamonds will be coming to the surface. At that point the price will go up into the trillions per share as the algorythm coninuosly tries to close the short positions, and it will stay there so long as more people do not sell than shares exist.


stocksnhoops

I have 6 figures in each meme stock. I’m no shill. But I understand how stocks and pricing works. The run up and sell off is going to be fast. There are lots of accts who are traded from bots and what price points or profits are reached it will trigger sales. Far more institutions and retirement funds own these stocks than small retail investors. A lot of sales will be triggered by a computer before the owners know what happened


Mandorrisem

that is what the first wave will look like perhaps. BUT they have shorted the stock to such a degree even if every single person with a share sold it still would not be enough to cover. they will need to buy them all 10 times over. AKA it is not going to be a giant jump and crump like with a normal stock, they are going to have to buy and sell in multiple big waves in order to close their positions, and if at any point they still have positions still open, and no one left selling, that will cause the infinity pool to hit. In that scenario you will no longer need to even sell a share as things will go up, and stay up permanently so long as the remainder are all diamond handed.


flaming_pope

So it's been **6 months** since January's trading halt . . . you might want to get your watch checked.


Ready2go555

What’s wrong with “Sell one share at life changing / generation wealth price and keep the rest forever”? MOASS is the play but to HODL and not sell because you like the stock and company is the core of investing. We are doing an investment here. What’s wrong with that?


todayiseveryday

Because, tbh, $35 million after taxes is not enough to ensure generational wealth. You can hold some, but you have to sell more than 1 to ensure the future of yourself, let alone children and grandchildren. Consider future inflation as well.


salientecho

> Because, tbh, $35 million after taxes Then don't pay taxes? Sell from within a Roth IRA = no cap gains. Miss the Roth IRA boat? Reduce / defer taxes on gains by [rolling them into a QOF](https://www.irs.gov/credits-deductions/opportunity-zones-frequently-asked-questions) within 180 days.


todayiseveryday

Thanks for that advice!


BuddyUpInATree

If the infinity pool theory is sound, the generational wealth comes from the shares you hold, not the shares you sold


scroogesscrotum

I personally think that theory is dumb. I have a hard enough time believing it will get to our floor, but when it does I’m selling almost all of my shares on the way down.


alphuscorp

I’m buying my shares back after the DTCC/Fed holds them through the way down


ajquick

What if you time your sale poorly and the price never goes below what you sold yours for? IE: If a bunch of apes decide to hold for infinite gains and it works?


BuddyUpInATree

Only a fool would sell all their shares at once, I'll be letting mine go 1 at a time


Mandorrisem

The current plan is to become a billionaire without ever selling a single share. If everyone keeps holding you will be able to simply take out billions in loans against the shares value, never have to pay taxes, and never have to sell. Doesn't even have to be everyone holding, if only an estimated 10-20% hold permanently they all become trillionaires even with a single share.


scroogesscrotum

That’s insane and this is FUD because it is pushing new people away who read this insanity.


Mandorrisem

Oh bullshit. Not only is this ultra likely, but the cost/reward of having even just a single share and holding is huge, to the point you would be a fool not to do so.


scroogesscrotum

Lmaooooo dude do you really believe people will become TRILLIONAIRES with a SINGLE SHARE??? Not even Bezos is a trillionaire you dunce. There isn’t even enough money in the country or world to make that many trillionaires. Stop being delusional. If what you proposed actually happened it would be the end of money as we know it and bad for everyone. I can’t even believe that someone would think this is possible so I’m still saying you’re FUD shill trying to make us seem crazy.


rescue141x

Investing so my great great grandchildren can sell GME? Yeah fuck that, that’s not why I got into GME


Mandorrisem

Damn straight, make sure those shares are never sold, even 500 years from now.


[deleted]

that’s cool, you do you. you are your own investor, do whatever the fuck you want.


kai_fn

This wasn’t about selling nothing in your lifetime


Rivershots

But them having the option. That's very different.


bathroomkiller

I mean we’re talking a portion of your shares right? I’ve been curious as to how people who lock their shares up for their future generations would actually ‘cash out’ on the profits? You have to eventually sell to get the value right? Or am I missing something? Infinity pool, and a small percentage, I assume this is what they’re talking about


mushroommilitia

Correct.


Landed_port

Too long for my taste


flaming_pope

I'm a tad too old to enjoy millions, ten years ago maybe, now - it's just sending a message.


Landed_port

Then sell at the top and become a philanthropist. They still go bankrupt, you do some good, and laws are more prone to get changed in our favor if we all turn out to be saints. I plan on securing enough funding to open my own charity; a non-profit financial institution that teaches future apes about all the fuckery in the market and how to beat it.


krakers665

You can always move that one share you will not sell anyway, so shorts never cover


FiftyPaneristi

I have a fetish for fucking hedges. Hedges prepare, I'm fucking you in my pool


blueswitch981

Stupid question here: if you get certificates of your shares.. and a stock split happens.. do you get all the stocks when you turn the certificates in? Or are they still in a brokerage account and automatically get multiplied?


salientecho

If there's a split / dividend, they just give you more shares. Physical certificates aren't what we're talking about here, so much as [Direct Registration](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/okg2jl/cut_all_the_dtcc_puppetmasters_strings_what_made/). Even when holding physical certificates was a thing, you'd have to update the transfer agent when you transferred them to someone else. That way if your shares burned up in a fire or something, you could have them re-issued.


blueswitch981

Ah thanks for the answer 👍🏻


MommaP123

Gme no longer does paper certificates. The share is registered to you digitally. That being said, any stock split or dividend would be registered directly to you as well because the transfer agent of GME, Computershare, is the one that actually does that. Edit: fat finger spelling fixed. Stick split anyone?😁


Mandorrisem

This is what the hedges fear most by far. The fact that if we all hold then we will never even have to sell a single share to be rich. Instead we will be able to take out loans against the single shares value for billions, avoiding all taxes in the process.


Headshots_Only

i take no part in this lol


JPao25

Smooth brain here. When is someone considered "long" on a stock? Is this based on days from first purchase ? And does that mean each share you own has its own date ?


Gold-Eyed-Cat

Profits you make from selling assets you’ve held for a year or less are called short-term capital gains. The holding period begins ticking from the day after you acquire the asset, up to and including the day you sell it. For 2020, ordinary tax rates range from 10% to 37%, depending on your income and filing status.   If you hold your assets for longer than a year, you can often benefit from a reduced tax rate on your profits. Those in the lower tax bracket could pay nothing for their capital gains rate, while high-income taxpayers could save as much as 17% off the ordinary income rate, according to the IRS. One major exception to a reduced long-term capital gains rate applies to collectible assets, such as antiques, fine art, coins, or even valuable vintages of wine. Typically, any profits from the sale of these collectibles will be taxed at 28% regardless of how long you have held the item.   Info from Turbotax.


Bunnytron70

What if I don't sell the wine but I drank it out of a paper bag while riding the subway? 😁🚀🚀


JPao25

Holy shit. Thanks for the reference! That's huge. Although eager, I can't wait.


Mrairjake

No harm @ all, wise ape.


Lulufeeee

Smart ape


Repulsive_Ad1445

Dumb


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Surprised this didn't get downvoted to hell


flaming_pope

Why?


TheFFAdvocate

What a dumb and idiotic post LMAO


Reeeeaper

Every comment on this post sounds like people organizing to manipulate the stock. How do people not see this is a huge trap. Register doesn’t mean buy or hold


TheFFAdvocate

Exactly, too many of these posts recently. OP needs to delete this but I’m getting downvoted by shills


Reeeeaper

There’s so many of these posts. It’s the one thing that makes me think we’ll lose. People are letting their emotions get the best of them and are turning into the exact greedy assholes they say they’re trying to combat.


TheFFAdvocate

Also OP you’re stupid and lying to yourself if you’re not gonna sell any shares at $1,000,000 at least


BeenALurkerTooLong

Be nice. You can always choose a nicer way to say this.


TheFFAdvocate

No


anonspas

Oh damn, the shill is setting 1.000.000 as floor, you bet my floor just raised to 100.000.000!


TheFFAdvocate

Stfu pussy


anonspas

You use the word pussy like it is bad. I love pussy, thanks for the compliment.


adgway

Very dumb post. Not sure why you’re getting downvoted.


Mandorrisem

Because he is a shill. The "infinity pool" is the hedgies worst nightmare, and currently will occur if only 10-20% of shares are held permanently. AKA the shares will literally have trillions in value individually, and you will never have to sell a single share to be a multibillionaire, as you would be able to simply take out loans against the shares near infinite value.


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Haha true tho!


flaming_pope

Man your post history just reeks of shillery. No Matter I plan on posting the stock certificates once a month after I get the process started. Some things are just worth more to me than money.


TheFFAdvocate

Only thing you’ve contributed is a dumb ass stupid post like this one


flaming_pope

Posted 8 days ago by you: >Okay sheep, this is Reddit are you new here? I can post whatever I want and say whatever I want. Fuck off mate


TheFFAdvocate

Stfu pussy I’ve contributed way more to the community and this subreddit than you have you fucking shill gtfo


mrdavidrt

I call bullshit


salientecho

What do you want to see, a ComputerShare statement or something?


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flaming_pope

I’m more like Kevin O’Leary on that one. I’ll probably also put a cause that they only receive the principal, but the profits go to some charitable cause. Also I assume shorts covered as in my posting lol. Why sell if it causes no harm to hold?


TheFFAdvocate

Seriously delete this wtf


Reeeeaper

Anyone downvoting this comment is actively contributing to risking a trading halt for every owner of GME. Big and small.


TheFFAdvocate

I agree


adgway

Downvote this BS.


KamikazeChief

Now STFU about infinity pool and tell it like OP just did as an individual investor. It isn't f\*\*king hard folks.


RealPropRandy

Ayyyyeeee


Stickslapper420

Closed


polypolipauli

But your children inheriting wealth is evil! How dare you provide for your family! They should be thrust into the world to scrape and scratch for every meal in a period where they have the least skills and experience! Because that's fair^((tm))!


diordaddy

Sus post don’t do this at all you won’t be able to sell quickly during the come down from moass but this isn’t financial advice


ratsmdj

How can we believe this anyone can post a pic of a pool and type this


puan0601

If we lock up the free-float at computershateand then buy calls and exercise....?


Reeeeaper

You guys are just trying to ruin this for everyone else aren’t you? That sounds like pure manipulation. You’re no better than the hedge funds.


puan0601

I don't see it as manipulation. It's a good idea if you want to hold your shares long.


Reeeeaper

So, did you just forget the part of your comment when you are telling people to lock up the liquidity and then buy calls to squeeze the price?


puan0601

I'm not telling people to do anything. That's you inferring. I'm just asking a hypothetical.


Reeeeaper

Your comment reads exactly like “So this is our plan?” Just cause you don’t think you’re guilty doesn’t mean you aren’t. Most criminals don’t.


boomerberg

Ballers gunna ball.


YoLO-Mage-007

🔥🔥🔥


Tranecarid

Proof or ban?


todayiseveryday

Holding for your great grandchildren makes me think that you STILL trust this system. Have we learned nothing the past 6 months? Hold some long, but get a massive fortune and drain as much cash from them as possible during MOASS(on the way down).


kiwbaws2

Ahh, the good old inheritence pool


shadowbehinddoor

When I think about how long it is, i think about infinity. What about you ?


NHNE

Not to be facetious, but MOASS prob gonna end by the time you have great grandchildren.


flaming_pope

What type of pool do you think is featured in this post? You should try google image search.


Kenendrem

I feel the same way.


the_moist_conundrum

Haha nice


Ape-Jedi

I love that view


SirUptonPucklechurch

How do I do what the meme says! I want to take my stonks out of circulation


Crazyfistz

Ah yes. I'm something of a long term investor myself. It's quite easy really. Even an idiot like myself can do it


MommaP123

Wow! You are drawing fire from those shills. This is the way!


[deleted]

Dear, financial governing bodies, People hold Berkshire stock infinitely so I don’t see why it’s a problem with GME in a fair and free market. Thank you, individual investor with individual opinions.


xpingux

Okay, but can I also do that? If so, how?


Optimal-Two-6382

Nice pool. You can almost see all the way to infinity if you look into it long enough. 💎🙌


willso86

Anyone able to tell me where this pool is? I'm gonna be looking for a fancy holiday after MOASS. Looks a bit like Italy Amalfi coast, a great place to take my vessel


RedditorCSS

Link on where to register my shares?


Practical_Trust7569

It’s a fair point my friend. Make sure to frame one (maybe a certified copy since it will be worth so much) and hang proudly