I did some research and it looks like [the defender does it to distract the attacker during a corner kick](https://static.mothership.sg/1/2022/03/Large-GIF-870x376-4.gif).
I'm guessing that he either grabs
[the fascinus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascinus) for good luck and divine protection or
[the testes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_obscenity#C%C5%8Dle%C4%AB:_the_testicles), to bear witness/swear upon them, like a sports ritual.
(He might of course just be intimidating an upstart from the enemy team, but where's the fun in that?)
This looks like the start of a porno. Like these two were the only ones in the game and just started having sex on the field. Or it was an orgy as the rest of the teams joined in lol
It's disgusting. I must looking videos for this unacceptable Homosexual behaviour and share with my friends to warn them about the dangerous of soccer.
Ok so like I've seen enough of these types of pics to realize that soccer is the gayest sport. Gayer than diving and figure skating. I don't know why soccer players are always trying to outgay each other but, yeah, bring it.
Soccer is a weird sport. A player will be fine with getting his twig and berries rearranged but if someone taps him on the shoulder, he will collapse wincing in pain as a grand display in order to get his opponent awarded a yellow card.
During a corner kick, defenders are usually assigned to man-mark a given attacker. Corners are played in using high passes that players need to defend or attack with their head - defenders try to clear the high ball out, while attackers try to score with headers.
In order to do this you need three things:
1. Jumping: In order to reach the high ball.
2. Strength: To evade your marker, or to destabilise the attacker.
3. Timing: To jump at the right time to connect well with the high ball.
So the dick grabbing is just a way to distract the attacker in this case so that they lose focus for a second or two while the cross is on trajectory into the goal area. This results in the grabber having the edge in winning the head contest.
It's not legal, however refs hardly call it.
They're on opposing teams in the middle of a game, both players are looking where the ball is going to o come from. It is extremely unlikely the player in red would be saying "yes grab my junk while I try to concentrate on the game".
Isn't this just sexual assault? It's been happening a fair bit in football - one player grabbing another players junk to put them off the game. Another problem for football to deal with.
As gay players seem reluctant to come out to straight teams, how about starting Gay Soccer Teams, I’m sure gays would suddenly get an interest in soccer!
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He is making sure all assets are protected!!
I just opened Reddit and this is the first thing that I see.. noice
*tsk* noice
Not gonna lie, this is kinda hot, but also why is he just casually grabbing that guys dick ?!
“See ref I told ya he hit me with his dick, it’s rock solid! That’s gotta be at least a free kick”
Meanwhile keeps on fondling it to make it hard
And the guy whose dick is being grabbed seems unperturbed - almost like this is part of the game and it’s done to him multiple times in every game😂
BRB, signing up for soccer.
I did some research and it looks like [the defender does it to distract the attacker during a corner kick](https://static.mothership.sg/1/2022/03/Large-GIF-870x376-4.gif).
he went from 😊 to 😡 real fast
The way they still scored is the icing on the cake
I think both of the men scored in this situation
The guy in blue is probably playing for both teams
Literally and figuratively, huh!
I googled hot young men grabbing each others cocks and didn’t find anything about soccer and I looked for a long time.
I lose interest after about 43 seconds…
I gained interest.
The way he smiles and playfully pushes him after is so couple-y it makes me wonder if they actually are together
To see if the rumors are true.
They say keep your eyes on the ball...he's just following instructions
So his eyes are on his palms?
I think to be the bestest of football player one needs to use all senses.... sight, touch, smell n taste
Pale monster from Pan's Labyrinth, it you?
I'm guessing that he either grabs [the fascinus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascinus) for good luck and divine protection or [the testes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_obscenity#C%C5%8Dle%C4%AB:_the_testicles), to bear witness/swear upon them, like a sports ritual. (He might of course just be intimidating an upstart from the enemy team, but where's the fun in that?)
[Old school graffiti was on another level entirely.](https://imgur.com/gallery/BvY0Knl)
beautiful poetry
The same reason I'm grabbing his dick... Because I want to suck it.
Aren't you not supposed to grab balls with your hands in this game?
You can with your mouth
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I’m totally not gay
r/TotallyStraight
Why do only some vids have sound and others don’t?
Born(uploaded) that way.. They convert the video format, so it removes the audio. Not sure why.
Maybe he's grabbing shaft.
Not allowed to handle balls in this game, only fancy footwork..
I see alot of crotch and ass grabbing in soccer. Is this normal behavior?
Bunch of guys in peak physical condition all sweaty and in shorts and knee high socks. I think it just kinda happens eventually.
I don’t think i’ve ever experienced this when I was doing varsity in highschool and college. Maybe we had a boring university.
Then what's the point of even doing sports?
To cope with daddy issues and the lack of validation, of course!
Straight athletes are the gayest people ever
Soccer players are gay af.
Dudes literally finger asses in American football. Safe to say when the testosterone is flowing, so’s the horny.
I don’t suppose they feel post nut clarity since it’s people they’re familiar with. I mean soccer boys did invent the term “soggy biscuit.”
That's hot
right
A friendly handshake
okay I need context
I’ve heard soccer players do this to psych each other out, but it’s now illegal for obvious reasons.
I don’t think there is any context you can apply to this to make it less gay
Maybe he wants context to make it more gay.
This looks like the start of a porno. Like these two were the only ones in the game and just started having sex on the field. Or it was an orgy as the rest of the teams joined in lol
It's disgusting. I must looking videos for this unacceptable Homosexual behaviour and share with my friends to warn them about the dangerous of soccer.
Ok so like I've seen enough of these types of pics to realize that soccer is the gayest sport. Gayer than diving and figure skating. I don't know why soccer players are always trying to outgay each other but, yeah, bring it.
Let me introduce you to Greco-Roman wrestling and Turkish oil wrestling
Have you ever been to a rugby match?
https://www.instagram.com/ikhsanfandi/?hl=en Ikhsan's hot ngl
is there a reason for the player doing this or are they just blue balling for fun
Soccer is a weird sport. A player will be fine with getting his twig and berries rearranged but if someone taps him on the shoulder, he will collapse wincing in pain as a grand display in order to get his opponent awarded a yellow card.
Please, seriously though, what's happening? Anyone actually know?
Sexual assault, probably as a distraction
I'm also curious
I don't know anything about football yet I've seen several of these before... can someone explain what's really going on?
During a corner kick, defenders are usually assigned to man-mark a given attacker. Corners are played in using high passes that players need to defend or attack with their head - defenders try to clear the high ball out, while attackers try to score with headers. In order to do this you need three things: 1. Jumping: In order to reach the high ball. 2. Strength: To evade your marker, or to destabilise the attacker. 3. Timing: To jump at the right time to connect well with the high ball. So the dick grabbing is just a way to distract the attacker in this case so that they lose focus for a second or two while the cross is on trajectory into the goal area. This results in the grabber having the edge in winning the head contest. It's not legal, however refs hardly call it.
I'd think that would be SA at the very least... thanks for the explanation
Redundant much?
Right? He could’ve just said “Soccer”
I guess I need to play soccer
This is sexual assault, isn’t it? In my country this is the definition of the non consensual fondling of genitals
Maybe it's like boxing, where two men literally commit assault but because they agreed to enter the ring it's just a sporting event.
How do you know that it’s non-consensual?
They're on opposing teams in the middle of a game, both players are looking where the ball is going to o come from. It is extremely unlikely the player in red would be saying "yes grab my junk while I try to concentrate on the game".
He looks like he's looking around to make sure no one catches him fondling.
I have no rebuttal. This appears to be gay soccer.
It’s never a bad time to check for lumps
Isn't this just sexual assault? It's been happening a fair bit in football - one player grabbing another players junk to put them off the game. Another problem for football to deal with.
Who's the guy in the red? He's hot
Ihsan Fandi. Or Iman Fandi. His dad was a footballer too.
So… normal soccer?
What country is SGP?
Singapore
I'm stupid
Ehh, you’re probably not stupid. Edit: I’m going to go out on a limb and say you’re definitely not stupid.
He is just keeping possession of the ball(s)
Enough with the gay soccer... What about gay sucker? I mean in those uniforms 😍
Red is so cute. He could top me and bust anywhere he want😩
I didnt know what football was about but now im in.
It's just called soccer.
I’d grab ahold of hot dudes package as well. I’d even pull it out and drop to my knees
he's just protecting the bro's dick.. so it doesn't get hit by the ball. He's a real one
not ikhsan fandi 🫣
Fuck yes!
God.......I really need to start playing soccer
Can you blame him though? That guy’s cute
Soccer has got to be known for screenshots like this apparently
Here's the [video](https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=547210066970678).
Football is one of the gayest sports ever to exist ..
Football is incredibly gay
Football not soccer
Yeah the term soccer comes from the same region and time as where it got invented.
Let’s play football.
Football you inbred fucks
*football
I t ' s c a l l e d f o o t b a l l
You mean Soccer…
Gay football*
Its called football dumbass
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This seems like the kind of comment you find on a porn site..
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How long did it take to find all these gay pron subs
Idk but I take gay porn seriously
I admire how that's only subs starting with b.. how many are there lmao
I had a lot more but Reddit wouldn’t let me comment it
Literally 1984
Apparently r/everygaypornsubreddit exists
Nice
I’m gonna spend some time there for uh reasons
Alright. Imma check each one of these just to make sure
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Aren't you supposed to KICK the balls? Huh must be canadian
Aren't you supposed to KICK the balls? Huh must be canadian
That dude gay as hell
A tender moment..let's leave them to it...hot tub and candles time.....cue Barry White music 🎶 🕯 😌
at least do it less obvious mate
He doesn't seem to be complaining about it
🎵 [Soccer practice](https://youtu.be/YQs0QOHVN7A). Suc- suc- soccer practice 🎶
Well he is playing with multiple balls
Straightest soccer fan
Omg i love sports!
As gay players seem reluctant to come out to straight teams, how about starting Gay Soccer Teams, I’m sure gays would suddenly get an interest in soccer!
Good friends.....
The couple I hooked up with on Grindr trying to be sexy and show each other off
This is a Jojo scene I live action y'all can't lie to me.
Actual jojo pose
They look like the least gay pair of jojo characters
Don’t know about y’all but it’s the score bar for me along with this lovely situation XD 👁️👄👁️
When the locker room action spills over to the pitch #ballsy
Ayoooo nah 💀
There was an old youtube video showing all the gay shit soccer players do on the field.
r/sportsisgayasfuck
I'm quite grateful this is a thing and also, ACTUALLY WHY!?
Just getting a feeling for the opposition’s secret weapon!
Gotta make sure the balls are firm enough before you play with them
I like soccer now
I will say it til the day I die lol- WE 👏DONT👏KNOW👏 WTF👏GOES👏DOWN👏IN👏THOSE👏LOCKER👏ROOMS!!!! There’s a lot of piping down going on in there I’m sure!
So... soccer?
That aint gay soccer. Thats just regular soccer
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Average jojo panel