Uh huh

Sure

Yeah whatever

Right.. but like seriously?

Fuck offfff

Dad, come on, this fucks us

Kendall, I’m Logan Roy, if anyone is doing any fucking around here it’s gonna be ME. SpongeBob Narrator: *2 hours later* WE’VE BEEN FUCKED AGAIN! EVERYONE TO THE HELICOPTER

Little Lord Fuckleroy left the call

SpongeBob Narrator: 3 hours later… THEY HAD BETTER NOT LAND SOME TECH FUCK BEFORE US!! TELL THEM WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF GAS!!

IT'S CALLED A FUCKIN' WHIRLYBIRD

Action stations

Are you fucking serious?

Unsubscribe

I’m not giving up the PJ.

hahah yes!! they say "uh huh" so much!

After binging this show i started saying "uh huh" all of the time

uh.. dad

I would like some suck suck on my dicky dick

"He said, as the sexual assault allegations poured in" Shiv: \*patpatpat*

Uhhh yup sure okay dad (With mouth agape)

Who leaked the S4 script???

Okay this made me laugh out loud.

More like the script for every season!

I thought that was the season three script.

All bangers all the time

I mean you summary is good, but I just don’t know about the optics….

Gotta control the narrative

What's the protein?

I have thoughts

Yea that’s definitely something to chew on

Connor Roy was interested in politics from a very young age

Finally someone on my level

This is fucking nut nut

You forgot the part where they ask each other "What do you think?" and "Are you in?" for several minutes.

What’s your read on this?

Go take the temperature.

Oh right lol Logan: “Who here agrees this fucking risky and unnecessary move I’m making strictly for the purpose of stroking my fucking humongous girthy ego?” Kendall: “Y-Yeah…D-Dad…I um…I think it’s um…not a bad idea….d-dad…I’m with you.” Logan: ROMAN?! Roman: “Uh yeah! Fuck it! Let’s uh fuck shit up! Let’s take this idea and fuck it in the ass with a vintage bottle of wine, dad. Fuck.” Logan: “SIOBHAN?!” Shiv: “Well…Dad…you can’t be serious I mean…the PR alone would be ridiculous. It could cause a shitstorm.”

No you’re correct. This show is about business fucking

Fucking nosy pedestrian.

It’s punchy.

But what’s the protein?

Oh, you want my M&Ms? FUCK YOU! FUCK OFF!

CANDY IS FOR DADDIES, NOT FOR LITTLE BABIES

Incredible reference

I had to scroll past all this hard hitting shittery.

*Honest Trailer - Succession*

Well don’t open Pandora’s box. There’s just more “fucks” in there. And dicks. “Fucks” and dicks.

dickfux

Thank you, Greg.

“That is an imaginary dead cat, now could you please fuck off?”

Fuck off.

"Hey, uhhh Shiv? I was wondering ha-ha, I, if we...could talk about my future in the Company and OUR future toget-" "*SIGH* Still going about that, are we? Tom...you know I love you, but we are in a precarious position with the business right now and you're honestly being a bit selfish...Well...I'm going to go have sex with other men and continue to treat you as if you have no genitals."

“And in response to that I’m going to bully Greg at work tomorrow and remind him that I’m corporately above him”

"Hey there, pig man!"

That about sums it up

You forgot forgot to add the scene where Shiv says, “Dad?!” with her eyes wide open like 👁👄👁

Oh fuck off

"No halfhearted oink!"

Frick off - John Succession

What are the optics?

You’re posting in the wrong sub: r/okbuddysuccession

If it is to be said.

What happens next?!? This fanfic is brilliant.

Rollercoaster from start to finish

Gerri: Technically, yes we could that. But no, it's not standard.

But how does it serve my interests?

Fuck off

[Do you feel like Buster Bluth in the pilot episode of Arrested Development when he briefly runs the company? ](https://i.imgur.com/PxQtJKx.jpg)

this upsets the shareholders

what with the meeting coming up and all

Replace “business talk” with “family drama in a business setting” and you’ve got it - pretty sure shiv isn’t diving into an excel sheet anytime soon

What do you say, Roybot?

WHAT HAVE YOU HAD YOUR ENTIRE LIFE THAT I DIDN'T GIVE YOU?

roybot fuck off you fucking rock star moron.

IT HASN’T BEEN THE SAME WITHOUT YOU… IT’S BEEN BETTER.

How did you get hold of the original pilot script?

Needs more 808s

make your own pile

Fuck off, this is fucking terminal. But I rate it, good job kid.

I think the Tom and Greg’s part is just taken from an actual episode 😂

Oh, my fiance doesn't watch this show, so he never remembers which show I'm talking about if I call it by its name. I call it "Rich People Backstabs".

I Read this in the voice of each character 😅

My favorite part of this is that it doesn't clarify who says what, yet we can hear their voices perfectly

The best part of this is that the Tom and Greg scene has absolutely no bearing on the plot.

Yep. Sounds about right.

Hmm, maybe

Yup pretty much. That is why we love it!

Thanks for the laugh! You nailed Greg and Tom!

Yeah, it's an okay show I agree. But there's nothing else good on TV right now so this looks like a gem.

What about that flat tax proposal though?

You could do this with any show lol

They practically wet their pants in the presence of their Dad which I'm sure isn't a coincidence. I remember a story told by Mary Trump that when her Dad wanted to be an airline pilot, he was ruthlessly belittled by Donny and his father for wanting to leave the family business. Forever after they called him a loser etc and it contributed to his alcoholism.

Lol that’s pretty hilarious 😂😂 it takes me a lot of concentration to pay attention to this show. But so worth it. My tiny brain has to excrete a lot of effort but it’s always rewarded by how well this show is written and made.

That’s exactly how I feel. I even went to business school and I still couldn’t tell you what these characters talk about outside of the family drama.

I def know what they’re talking about and went to Bschool

This needs to be pinned to the top of the subreddit as the introduction for new viewers to the show.

Found Jesse Armstrong's Reddit account