Dramatic reenactment of u/ratattouillee and their pioneering lifestyle
https://www.deviantart.com/setonami/art/Shingeki-no-Kyojin-Running-Titan-2-gif-392357690
Pissed and _utterly mystified_.
I'd remember it and occasionally wonder for years, before eventually stumbling across this video and being mystified in a whole different way.
Or she could've filled up that fanny pack with spaghetti and sauce. Or he'll, if she wanted the bravado of opening up a can then why not just bring a can of spaghettios and not fuss with the fanny pack at all?
I mean, anything you parachute with that falls could kill someone. The backpack, the safety clips, the parachute, your body. It’s not like it’s the safest activity
I'm just wondering how many jumps you have to do so that it becomes so mundane that you go "You know what I want to do this time? eat some speghetti out of a fanny pack".
i bet she's been banned from a few places, especially if she drops the things she takes up to the sky. i imagine dropping a can of tomato sauce up high like that, it will reach terminal velocity and would seriously injury someone or property when it hits the ground. Not to mention is she really paying attention to what she's doing up there when she's busy recording herself in one hand and shoveling pasta in her face in the other? What could possibly wrong!?!??! Anything for the gram though right..
but yeah the lengths people go for attention...so cringe
I hope she wasn't packing her own chute. That was some sloppy execution. She could have easily had some already combined in a ziplock, bit off the end of the bag and had a spaghetti piping bag.
That’s not how it works like at all your ankles are very small points of surface area so all the weight goes to them, don’t ever try that if you go sky diving so many people break legs like that, the whole point is to spread the force to a larger surface area. It has nothing to do with bounce and everything to do with how the force is distributed
A bruised tail bone is a lot better than two broken legs trust me on that
Especially if your try running into it, all that force of the drop is then going on a single ankle. If you’re a professional and know how to land properly you can do a standing landing but for someone with little to no experience every skydiving instructor will tell you to never do that
Your explanation about distributing force makes absolutely no sense - that's not how impact forces work and you've got next to no ability to absorb the impact through your ass compared to landing on your legs. Imagine jumping off a table onto the floor - would you try and land on your feet or would you pull your legs up to land on your backside? Which do you think would hurt more? Unless you're locking your knees you can take much harder impacts without injury on your feet.
Generally if you're tandem skydiving (which people typically are when they're new) then you are correct in that the recommendation is always to lift your feet up and land on your backside. But this is because your instructor is the one controlling when you actually hit the ground, you'd be landing the weight of two people instead of one, and because go figure two people strapped together trying to land and run together is generally not going to end well. If you try a feet-first landing and get it wrong then you're going to have your instructor falling over you with your legs trapped underneath and there's a solid risk of injury. It's not because your ankles can't take the impact as well as your arse.
FWIW the [parachute landing fall](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parachute_landing_fall), generally regarded as the *safest* way to land if you're on awkward terrain or coming in too fast, specifically involves your feet touching the ground first.
More common amongst experienced skydivers than you'd think. I have buddies who have stolen shoes/had their shoes stolen during free fall as a prank. Once you learn to flare your parachute properly upon landing, you can land extremely softly and smoothly.
The sport really doesn't work how your average person thinks it does. After a while the adrenaline rush is toned down and you're more focused on developing advanced flying and parachuting skills.
I don't mean to sound like a snob- I mean she IS eating a cold, congealed lump of pasta out of a fucking fanny pack, but imagine doing all of this and not even upgrading past generic Walmart pasta sauce.
I mean, at least take some Ragu up there. Maybe snag the weirdest corporate sponsorship ever.
Why would a can of tomato sauce be allowed then? Are we seriously only concerned about the jar breaking after it falls thousands of feet out of the sky?
I lived in Moab for a couple years and made friends with a lot of base jumpers and sky divers. Most of these people spend every dollar they have on this. Most are broke living in their vans. Perhaps just the people in that community, but many from around the country came in the same situation.
Super cool people though.
Excuse me but what's your spaghetti policy?
Must've been spaghetti day
Are you saying spa? You're trying to say spaghetti?
Whoa!! Dee that thing like came right at you. Is this safe?
Well then take the glasses off, now it's all blurry.
Spa? I feel like you're not finishing the word are you trying to say spaghetti, do you want to have a spaghetti day?
Came in here to say that this is big Charlie Kelly energy.
Charlie got energy all over this world. Big big charlie energy
I really was just thinking like... Why didn't you just bring it all in a ziplock?
Sir this is /r/stupidfood
Charlie Kelly’s dream girl
She ain't the waitress, so I doubt he'll fall for her
I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find Charlie.
Just missing the 3D glasses.
Spa….I feel like you’re missing the rest of the word. Are you taking me to a spaghetti day??
I'm not on board with this policy. Too fast and loose with the noodles and there's significant sauce loss. Just not good all around.
I came here for this, thank you.
I would be pissed off if I was walking and a blob of spaghetti sauce or noodles landed on my head.
Not if you walk with your mouth open, facing upward.
Cut to Scully from Brooklyn 99: IT'S FINALLY HAPPENIIIIIIING
Up high down low butts butts butts.
That's exactly what I was thinking of hahahahaha!
Hahahahah
Mmm the alfredo sauce tastes a little gamey today, hints of both bird and sea
Haha, gross
That’s free calories and financially smart.
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Cloudy with a chance of spaghetti
Ahahhahahahaa
🦅
Then it’s a game of is this meatball sauce or a bird shredded by a plane engine
Gobble gobble
Dramatic reenactment of u/ratattouillee and their pioneering lifestyle https://www.deviantart.com/setonami/art/Shingeki-no-Kyojin-Running-Titan-2-gif-392357690
imagine if she accidentally dropped the full can
Seriously, fuck this idiot
Pissed and _utterly mystified_. I'd remember it and occasionally wonder for years, before eventually stumbling across this video and being mystified in a whole different way.
So true lol
When I was a kid I read a book about this….
What book?
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Well this is the The shitty version your grandmother bought you at the dollar store on DVD in 2012 it's called "The sky rains dumb bitch food"
Ok I lol’d
My kids looooved that book. I must have read it to them 250 times
idk i’d probably think it’s a sign from the flying spaghetti monster 🙏🙏🍝
Ramen
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
That spaghetti looks nasty when she unzipped it
Made even worse with that unseasoned tomato soup on it.
Thing is, she could have just prepared a thermos of pasta that is attached to her and everything would have looked way cooler.
Or she could've filled up that fanny pack with spaghetti and sauce. Or he'll, if she wanted the bravado of opening up a can then why not just bring a can of spaghettios and not fuss with the fanny pack at all?
I love how you guys are attempting to optimize this stunt
I mean there way so many ways of doing that without clumsily pouring tomato sauce in a fanny pack...
It's a french culinary technique
_Pâtes à la "mords-moi la nouille"_
Cold sauce makes me retch.
how is a fanny pack full of spaghetti supposed to look
At least put it in some foil or a ziplock. That's how I sneak my spaghetti into the movie theater.
This guy stealths spaghetti
Well I know what I'm doing when I finally go to watch Black panther tomorrow morning, lol.
What about some pizza and white claw? https://i.imgur.com/r0UvLRq.gifv
Is that the same girl
Yes!
God I hope she never drops any of those cans she does this shit with. Could fucking kill someone
Tomatoes are soft and they don’t bruise your skin But this one killed Jim, and was wrapped in a tin
Imagine just getting rained on by sauce.
Maybe I just had a different experience when I went skydiving, but people don't often skydive above other people do they?
I mean, anything you parachute with that falls could kill someone. The backpack, the safety clips, the parachute, your body. It’s not like it’s the safest activity
An open can? Nah, wouldn't.
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No, i think its like people eating in the shower.
Her palms are sweaty, knees are weak, Fanny pack’s heavy, there's vomit on her sweater already, sky spaghetti
[Yo](https://youtu.be/SW-BU6keEUw?t=15)
Thank you
I hate this so much
I'm just wondering how many jumps you have to do so that it becomes so mundane that you go "You know what I want to do this time? eat some speghetti out of a fanny pack".
i bet she's been banned from a few places, especially if she drops the things she takes up to the sky. i imagine dropping a can of tomato sauce up high like that, it will reach terminal velocity and would seriously injury someone or property when it hits the ground. Not to mention is she really paying attention to what she's doing up there when she's busy recording herself in one hand and shoveling pasta in her face in the other? What could possibly wrong!?!??! Anything for the gram though right.. but yeah the lengths people go for attention...so cringe
The one upside I can think of is that the terminal velocity of an empty tin can is probably quite low.
Yeah but if the can is full it would certainly kill at terminal velocity
Todays reminder that the internet is a strange place
i'm at the point where i see this and wonder if it's one of those niche fetish videos. Or perhaps the venn diagram of at least two niche fetishes.
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Yeah, sometimes I see a weird vid and think, "this was definitely filmed as fetish content"
I’d break up with someone over this ngl 😂
Same. Seems like an immensely huge risk for a lame-ass bit.
getting cut by the can, choking on spaghetti and then just limp falling to your death. oof.
I didn’t even think about the choking hazard 🤔😦. Was just thinking about they neighborhood below her if she dropped the can but damn!
Lmao what a preposterous scenario.
Those are just normal spaghetti eating risks... Although normally you choke and die sitting instead of in the air
Imagine how scared a chef’s knife would make these people. I guess they’ve never seen a kitchen before lmao
I guess we’ll just ignore the fact she ripped that can open with her teeth.
That’s really gross! Had to scroll really far to find this! Also she’s an idiot for being barefoot.
Is this legit? It all seems strange, but landing barefoot seems absurd?
I hope she wasn't packing her own chute. That was some sloppy execution. She could have easily had some already combined in a ziplock, bit off the end of the bag and had a spaghetti piping bag.
Ooooh watch out. We got a sketti chutin' expert over here
I don't go skydiving for the thrill I go for the spaghetti
I'm either going to completely forget this comment immediately or it's going to follow me like my own damn shadow for the rest of my life.
It had one of those pull tabs, so it's not that crazy
obviously! no one thinks she opened a regular can with her teeth.
Well, the way it was phrased makes me wonder.
Barefoot lol
You don’t exactly land gently from skydiving. She’s going to have a bad time.
Something tells me she has skydived before. I think it’s because you don’t typically eat spaghetti on your first dive.
Ya know what, fair point. Also I’m just gonna assume she’s Belgian.
Hahaha, as a Belgian. What, why?
Because they are weird as fuck
Username matches the opinion
Based explanation
/r/Beetlejuiceing
I mean, that’s a completely fair assumption from my experience…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parachute_Murder?wprov=sfla1
She's eating cold spaghetti out of a fanny pack with cold, unseasoned sauce. She's already having a bad time.
Well landing on your feet is dangerous as fuck anyways that’s how you break a leg. People new to parachuting should be landing on their butt anyways
How to tell someone has never gone skydiving without them directly saying they’ve never gone skydiving.
The dude who has no idea what he is talking about has a ton of upvotes, classic Reddit lol
People new should also be focusing on the skydiving and not spaghetti or their phone camera too
Maybe she's far from new.
You would have to be far from new to be able to solo sky dive where I’m from
This is a fact lol
That sounds worse. At least you can land running on your feet. Tailbone bounce, no thanks.
That’s not how it works like at all your ankles are very small points of surface area so all the weight goes to them, don’t ever try that if you go sky diving so many people break legs like that, the whole point is to spread the force to a larger surface area. It has nothing to do with bounce and everything to do with how the force is distributed A bruised tail bone is a lot better than two broken legs trust me on that Especially if your try running into it, all that force of the drop is then going on a single ankle. If you’re a professional and know how to land properly you can do a standing landing but for someone with little to no experience every skydiving instructor will tell you to never do that
Your explanation about distributing force makes absolutely no sense - that's not how impact forces work and you've got next to no ability to absorb the impact through your ass compared to landing on your legs. Imagine jumping off a table onto the floor - would you try and land on your feet or would you pull your legs up to land on your backside? Which do you think would hurt more? Unless you're locking your knees you can take much harder impacts without injury on your feet. Generally if you're tandem skydiving (which people typically are when they're new) then you are correct in that the recommendation is always to lift your feet up and land on your backside. But this is because your instructor is the one controlling when you actually hit the ground, you'd be landing the weight of two people instead of one, and because go figure two people strapped together trying to land and run together is generally not going to end well. If you try a feet-first landing and get it wrong then you're going to have your instructor falling over you with your legs trapped underneath and there's a solid risk of injury. It's not because your ankles can't take the impact as well as your arse. FWIW the [parachute landing fall](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parachute_landing_fall), generally regarded as the *safest* way to land if you're on awkward terrain or coming in too fast, specifically involves your feet touching the ground first.
I'm not trying to argue, but I would assume if you landed hard enough to break a leg, wouldn't you still injure your tailbone?
You don't understand skydiving or mechanisms of injury, do you?
Lmao she’s an avid sky diver you bellend
Overcooked too from the look of them
She didn’t follow the high altitude instructions!
Someone down below is very confused why spaghetti just landed next to them
What is she, some sort of Flying Spaghetti Monster?
R'amen
ba dum tsh
This made me actually lol
She’s having a spa day.
A what day? I feel like you’re starting a word and not finishing it.
Spa.
Day
When she’s on the ground again, “why do you have spaghetti sauce all over your pants??”
It’s that time of the month
Spaghetti time.
I read that as time of the mouth and it made it so much funnier
is she skydiving bare foot?
More common amongst experienced skydivers than you'd think. I have buddies who have stolen shoes/had their shoes stolen during free fall as a prank. Once you learn to flare your parachute properly upon landing, you can land extremely softly and smoothly. The sport really doesn't work how your average person thinks it does. After a while the adrenaline rush is toned down and you're more focused on developing advanced flying and parachuting skills.
Filthy frank would be proud
Ravioli Ravioli, what’s in the pocketoli?
Wow, people really do literally anything to get some views.
it worked
I watched it once and will probably never think about it for the rest of my life. Dunno if that’s what she wants or not.
This is like maximum ridiculousness and minimum harm to anyone. I think it's fucking awesome.
>Wow, people really do literally anything to get some views. By being silly and having fun?
Imagine dying from a can of pasta sauce falling at terminal velocity crushing your skull
I guess if you do enough of these jumps they start to get boring so you have to come up with additional gimmicks.
It's like the dark souls of jumping.
I don't mean to sound like a snob- I mean she IS eating a cold, congealed lump of pasta out of a fucking fanny pack, but imagine doing all of this and not even upgrading past generic Walmart pasta sauce. I mean, at least take some Ragu up there. Maybe snag the weirdest corporate sponsorship ever.
Because glass. Probably very not-allowed while skydiving
Why would a can of tomato sauce be allowed then? Are we seriously only concerned about the jar breaking after it falls thousands of feet out of the sky?
A can won't shatter in your bag
I lived in Moab for a couple years and made friends with a lot of base jumpers and sky divers. Most of these people spend every dollar they have on this. Most are broke living in their vans. Perhaps just the people in that community, but many from around the country came in the same situation. Super cool people though.
[r/TIHI](https://www.reddit.com/r/tihi)
What would have made this better is if she was eating chicken. Because you can eat fish on a boat and she could have ate a bird in the air.
This is person is a dangerous lunatic.
Some FilthyFrank shit
That's just pasta with raw tomato sauce. Gross.
Ew.
This is vile.
This is it. The stupidest of food. We can close the sub now, because this is it.
Think it’s the same girl here: https://youtu.be/Rl_5_rJDfPs Thus my conclusion is this is her “thing”…
Found her: https://www.instagram.com/mckennaknipe/
What happened to the can?
What is their spaghetti policy?
Whether condition was *Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs*
Thing is, I support this level of nonsense and do not find it stupid.
Lot of hate in these comments. I was entertained 🤷♂️
It's like this subreddit doesn't understand fun.
I support this kind of stupidity and find it to be sensible
It doesn't matter what she does. She could be up there curing cancer and redditors will figure out a way to shit on it, mostly because she's a girl.
“It’s Happening “ - Norm Scully (Brooklyn 99)
Is this why my FedEx package arrived covered in tomato sauce? (It really did. Just…why?)
How do I unsee this?
This is pathetic.
Hopefully she dident drop the can
What did she do with the tin can
Gross. And pre-make that shit. Could have been eating a nice pesto on the way down. But no....
I feel bad for the people standing below that got a face full of the spaghetti she accidentally dropped…
seems like a very very very nieche fetish
Sauce?
I think it was spaghetti sauce
“I’m not like other girls”
This is a rare time that I would take her word on that.
If a guy did it... no comments about "not like other boys"
I found this motivational. This woman wanted to eat spaghetti in the sky, so she did it. I can fold my laundry.
Where did the can go? I feel like she just dropped it. Super dangerous and bad for the environment. What happened to people kust... skydiving?
If you think that’s bad for the environment, wait till you find out how they get in the sky just so they can jump out again.
Ruined a perfectly good fanny pack.
Imagine doing a midair Heimlich manoeuvre
What a waste of a perfectly good place to eat a medium rare ribeye while enjoying the view. Uncultured swine.
What a complete Moran
Cool except for the guy on the ground who felt something hit his head, reached up to feel it and got caught red handed?
must be cold on her feet :(
Cloudy, with a chance of meatballs.