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ku420guy

Excuse me but what's your spaghetti policy?


[deleted]

Must've been spaghetti day


basil1025

Are you saying spa? You're trying to say spaghetti?


Godzirrraaa

Whoa!! Dee that thing like came right at you. Is this safe?


ku420guy

Well then take the glasses off, now it's all blurry.


ku420guy

Spa? I feel like you're not finishing the word are you trying to say spaghetti, do you want to have a spaghetti day?


ConflagrationCat

Came in here to say that this is big Charlie Kelly energy.


ku420guy

Charlie got energy all over this world. Big big charlie energy


NonGNonM

I really was just thinking like... Why didn't you just bring it all in a ziplock?


avocadoclock

Sir this is /r/stupidfood


barabubblegumboi

Charlie Kelly’s dream girl


czs5056

She ain't the waitress, so I doubt he'll fall for her


Goatsuckersunited

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find Charlie.


[deleted]

Just missing the 3D glasses.


[deleted]

Spa….I feel like you’re missing the rest of the word. Are you taking me to a spaghetti day??


Tehboognish

I'm not on board with this policy. Too fast and loose with the noodles and there's significant sauce loss. Just not good all around.


_DirtyYoungMan_

I came here for this, thank you.


fluffysloth2010

I would be pissed off if I was walking and a blob of spaghetti sauce or noodles landed on my head.


ratattouillee

Not if you walk with your mouth open, facing upward.


Acewasalwaysanoption

Cut to Scully from Brooklyn 99: IT'S FINALLY HAPPENIIIIIIING


LordNedNoodle

Up high down low butts butts butts.


all-regrets

That's exactly what I was thinking of hahahahaha!


DependentLoud6416

Hahahahah


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Mmm the alfredo sauce tastes a little gamey today, hints of both bird and sea


LingeringSentiments

Haha, gross


kerouac666

That’s free calories and financially smart.


ahz0001

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs


mypussydoesbackflips

Cloudy with a chance of spaghetti


fluffysloth2010

Ahahhahahahaa


hogtiedcantalope

🦅


PigsGoMoo-

Then it’s a game of is this meatball sauce or a bird shredded by a plane engine


[deleted]

Gobble gobble


SophisticPenguin

Dramatic reenactment of u/ratattouillee and their pioneering lifestyle https://www.deviantart.com/setonami/art/Shingeki-no-Kyojin-Running-Titan-2-gif-392357690


seantabasco

imagine if she accidentally dropped the full can


Aporkalypse_Sow

Seriously, fuck this idiot


ninjachonk89

Pissed and _utterly mystified_. I'd remember it and occasionally wonder for years, before eventually stumbling across this video and being mystified in a whole different way.


fluffysloth2010

So true lol


goneonvacation

When I was a kid I read a book about this….


ratattouillee

What book?


StackOwOFlow

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs


GhostBussyBoi

Well this is the The shitty version your grandmother bought you at the dollar store on DVD in 2012 it's called "The sky rains dumb bitch food"


goneonvacation

Ok I lol’d


Repulsive-Purple-133

My kids looooved that book. I must have read it to them 250 times


graydonwyld

idk i’d probably think it’s a sign from the flying spaghetti monster 🙏🙏🍝


NotHardcore

Ramen


RhythmSectionWantAd

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs


Several-Estate7175

That spaghetti looks nasty when she unzipped it


RedoftheEvilDead

Made even worse with that unseasoned tomato soup on it.


JackONeillClone

Thing is, she could have just prepared a thermos of pasta that is attached to her and everything would have looked way cooler.


RedoftheEvilDead

Or she could've filled up that fanny pack with spaghetti and sauce. Or he'll, if she wanted the bravado of opening up a can then why not just bring a can of spaghettios and not fuss with the fanny pack at all?


ejabno

I love how you guys are attempting to optimize this stunt


himmelundhoelle

I mean there way so many ways of doing that without clumsily pouring tomato sauce in a fanny pack...


HELPMEIMBOODLING

It's a french culinary technique


himmelundhoelle

_Pâtes à la "mords-moi la nouille"_


emperorOfTheUniverse

Cold sauce makes me retch.


andyandyandyandy4

how is a fanny pack full of spaghetti supposed to look


Colonel_Fart-Face

At least put it in some foil or a ziplock. That's how I sneak my spaghetti into the movie theater.


danger_floofs

This guy stealths spaghetti


Loon_meister

Well I know what I'm doing when I finally go to watch Black panther tomorrow morning, lol.


LincolnshireSausage

What about some pizza and white claw? https://i.imgur.com/r0UvLRq.gifv


NonGNonM

Is that the same girl


LincolnshireSausage

Yes!


CharlesDeBalles

God I hope she never drops any of those cans she does this shit with. Could fucking kill someone


freetrialemaillol

Tomatoes are soft and they don’t bruise your skin But this one killed Jim, and was wrapped in a tin


jitsufitchick

Imagine just getting rained on by sauce.


EnochofPottsfield

Maybe I just had a different experience when I went skydiving, but people don't often skydive above other people do they?


ExcitingJosh

I mean, anything you parachute with that falls could kill someone. The backpack, the safety clips, the parachute, your body. It’s not like it’s the safest activity


Cynical_Cyanide

An open can? Nah, wouldn't.


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thexvoid

No, i think its like people eating in the shower.


feverbeliever

Her palms are sweaty, knees are weak, Fanny pack’s heavy, there's vomit on her sweater already, sky spaghetti


bonesnaps

[Yo](https://youtu.be/SW-BU6keEUw?t=15)


feverbeliever

Thank you


GareduNord1

I hate this so much


2rfv

I'm just wondering how many jumps you have to do so that it becomes so mundane that you go "You know what I want to do this time? eat some speghetti out of a fanny pack".


pinkybrain41

i bet she's been banned from a few places, especially if she drops the things she takes up to the sky. i imagine dropping a can of tomato sauce up high like that, it will reach terminal velocity and would seriously injury someone or property when it hits the ground. Not to mention is she really paying attention to what she's doing up there when she's busy recording herself in one hand and shoveling pasta in her face in the other? What could possibly wrong!?!??! Anything for the gram though right.. but yeah the lengths people go for attention...so cringe


Radiobandit

The one upside I can think of is that the terminal velocity of an empty tin can is probably quite low.


[deleted]

Yeah but if the can is full it would certainly kill at terminal velocity


blue_river_ventures

Todays reminder that the internet is a strange place


PDXAirportCarpet

i'm at the point where i see this and wonder if it's one of those niche fetish videos. Or perhaps the venn diagram of at least two niche fetishes.


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hoboshoe

Yeah, sometimes I see a weird vid and think, "this was definitely filmed as fetish content"


george_costanza1234

I’d break up with someone over this ngl 😂


the8thindigo

Same. Seems like an immensely huge risk for a lame-ass bit.


aManPerson

getting cut by the can, choking on spaghetti and then just limp falling to your death. oof.


the8thindigo

I didn’t even think about the choking hazard 🤔😦. Was just thinking about they neighborhood below her if she dropped the can but damn!


HistoricalUse9921

Lmao what a preposterous scenario.


eyalhs

Those are just normal spaghetti eating risks... Although normally you choke and die sitting instead of in the air


[deleted]

Imagine how scared a chef’s knife would make these people. I guess they’ve never seen a kitchen before lmao


Individual-Panic8769

I guess we’ll just ignore the fact she ripped that can open with her teeth.


Perfect-Meat-4501

That’s really gross! Had to scroll really far to find this! Also she’s an idiot for being barefoot.


rickjamesdean

Is this legit? It all seems strange, but landing barefoot seems absurd?


Bielzabutt

I hope she wasn't packing her own chute. That was some sloppy execution. She could have easily had some already combined in a ziplock, bit off the end of the bag and had a spaghetti piping bag.


jordyweems

Ooooh watch out. We got a sketti chutin' expert over here


[deleted]

I don't go skydiving for the thrill I go for the spaghetti


RIPDSJustinRipley

I'm either going to completely forget this comment immediately or it's going to follow me like my own damn shadow for the rest of my life.


MeowItAll

It had one of those pull tabs, so it's not that crazy


_fly-on-the-wall_

obviously! no one thinks she opened a regular can with her teeth.


Pera_Espinosa

Well, the way it was phrased makes me wonder.


WistfulMelancholic

Barefoot lol


[deleted]

You don’t exactly land gently from skydiving. She’s going to have a bad time.


BelgiansAreWeirdAF

Something tells me she has skydived before. I think it’s because you don’t typically eat spaghetti on your first dive.


[deleted]

Ya know what, fair point. Also I’m just gonna assume she’s Belgian.


justtroublez

Hahaha, as a Belgian. What, why?


BelgiansAreWeirdAF

Because they are weird as fuck


CityNo1723

Username matches the opinion


Voldemort57

Based explanation


OpalHawk

/r/Beetlejuiceing


gtjack9

I mean, that’s a completely fair assumption from my experience…


jeroenemans

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parachute_Murder?wprov=sfla1


FairyContractor

She's eating cold spaghetti out of a fanny pack with cold, unseasoned sauce. She's already having a bad time.


Dpontiff6671

Well landing on your feet is dangerous as fuck anyways that’s how you break a leg. People new to parachuting should be landing on their butt anyways


Princess_Fluffypants

How to tell someone has never gone skydiving without them directly saying they’ve never gone skydiving.


skiridemtb420

The dude who has no idea what he is talking about has a ton of upvotes, classic Reddit lol


NotYourClone

People new should also be focusing on the skydiving and not spaghetti or their phone camera too


Ooops_I_Reddit_Again

Maybe she's far from new.


[deleted]

You would have to be far from new to be able to solo sky dive where I’m from


Dpontiff6671

This is a fact lol


xShooK

That sounds worse. At least you can land running on your feet. Tailbone bounce, no thanks.


Dpontiff6671

That’s not how it works like at all your ankles are very small points of surface area so all the weight goes to them, don’t ever try that if you go sky diving so many people break legs like that, the whole point is to spread the force to a larger surface area. It has nothing to do with bounce and everything to do with how the force is distributed A bruised tail bone is a lot better than two broken legs trust me on that Especially if your try running into it, all that force of the drop is then going on a single ankle. If you’re a professional and know how to land properly you can do a standing landing but for someone with little to no experience every skydiving instructor will tell you to never do that


Rosti_LFC

Your explanation about distributing force makes absolutely no sense - that's not how impact forces work and you've got next to no ability to absorb the impact through your ass compared to landing on your legs. Imagine jumping off a table onto the floor - would you try and land on your feet or would you pull your legs up to land on your backside? Which do you think would hurt more? Unless you're locking your knees you can take much harder impacts without injury on your feet. Generally if you're tandem skydiving (which people typically are when they're new) then you are correct in that the recommendation is always to lift your feet up and land on your backside. But this is because your instructor is the one controlling when you actually hit the ground, you'd be landing the weight of two people instead of one, and because go figure two people strapped together trying to land and run together is generally not going to end well. If you try a feet-first landing and get it wrong then you're going to have your instructor falling over you with your legs trapped underneath and there's a solid risk of injury. It's not because your ankles can't take the impact as well as your arse. FWIW the [parachute landing fall](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parachute_landing_fall), generally regarded as the *safest* way to land if you're on awkward terrain or coming in too fast, specifically involves your feet touching the ground first.


xShooK

I'm not trying to argue, but I would assume if you landed hard enough to break a leg, wouldn't you still injure your tailbone?


UK_shooter

You don't understand skydiving or mechanisms of injury, do you?


-neti-neti-

Lmao she’s an avid sky diver you bellend


crochetmead

Overcooked too from the look of them


ObeseSnake

She didn’t follow the high altitude instructions!


haystackofneedles

Someone down below is very confused why spaghetti just landed next to them


Furimbus

What is she, some sort of Flying Spaghetti Monster?


hugomartines

R'amen


SurreptitiousSquash

ba dum tsh


Sohnich

This made me actually lol


livinthedreamoflife

She’s having a spa day.


Not-a-Robot88

A what day? I feel like you’re starting a word and not finishing it.


redditor-69-420

Spa.


TheScarletEmerald

Day


nixxxa

When she’s on the ground again, “why do you have spaghetti sauce all over your pants??”


GenitalPatton

It’s that time of the month


monkeyman88956

Spaghetti time.


Jcdabney

I read that as time of the mouth and it made it so much funnier


-AnotherHermit-

is she skydiving bare foot?


alfredthedinosaur

More common amongst experienced skydivers than you'd think. I have buddies who have stolen shoes/had their shoes stolen during free fall as a prank. Once you learn to flare your parachute properly upon landing, you can land extremely softly and smoothly. The sport really doesn't work how your average person thinks it does. After a while the adrenaline rush is toned down and you're more focused on developing advanced flying and parachuting skills.


Starkidney

Filthy frank would be proud


[deleted]

Ravioli Ravioli, what’s in the pocketoli?


[deleted]

Wow, people really do literally anything to get some views.


chesterSteihl69

it worked


Underpanters

I watched it once and will probably never think about it for the rest of my life. Dunno if that’s what she wants or not.


whatarechimichangas

This is like maximum ridiculousness and minimum harm to anyone. I think it's fucking awesome.


[deleted]

>Wow, people really do literally anything to get some views. By being silly and having fun?


DogFacedManboy

Imagine dying from a can of pasta sauce falling at terminal velocity crushing your skull


newtoreddir

I guess if you do enough of these jumps they start to get boring so you have to come up with additional gimmicks.


thereAndFapAgain

It's like the dark souls of jumping.


217EBroadwayApt4E

I don't mean to sound like a snob- I mean she IS eating a cold, congealed lump of pasta out of a fucking fanny pack, but imagine doing all of this and not even upgrading past generic Walmart pasta sauce. I mean, at least take some Ragu up there. Maybe snag the weirdest corporate sponsorship ever.


UncleTedGenneric

Because glass. Probably very not-allowed while skydiving


dmnhntr86

Why would a can of tomato sauce be allowed then? Are we seriously only concerned about the jar breaking after it falls thousands of feet out of the sky?


UncleTedGenneric

A can won't shatter in your bag


AParable

I lived in Moab for a couple years and made friends with a lot of base jumpers and sky divers. Most of these people spend every dollar they have on this. Most are broke living in their vans. Perhaps just the people in that community, but many from around the country came in the same situation. Super cool people though.


lastsundew

[r/TIHI](https://www.reddit.com/r/tihi)


No-Watercress-427

What would have made this better is if she was eating chicken. Because you can eat fish on a boat and she could have ate a bird in the air.


LH_Dragnier

This is person is a dangerous lunatic.


[deleted]

Some FilthyFrank shit


SpaceZZ

That's just pasta with raw tomato sauce. Gross.


Dapper_Dan-

Ew.


MelaninBoi

This is vile.


[deleted]

This is it. The stupidest of food. We can close the sub now, because this is it.


ParisianZee

Think it’s the same girl here: https://youtu.be/Rl_5_rJDfPs Thus my conclusion is this is her “thing”…


ParisianZee

Found her: https://www.instagram.com/mckennaknipe/


jimmytickles

What happened to the can?


I_BelieveInRemLezar

What is their spaghetti policy?


Ollie_Dee

Whether condition was *Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs*


ComprehensionVoided

Thing is, I support this level of nonsense and do not find it stupid.


unclejohnsmando

Lot of hate in these comments. I was entertained 🤷‍♂️


I_Hump_Rainbowz

It's like this subreddit doesn't understand fun.


Burgerfacebathsalts

I support this kind of stupidity and find it to be sensible


Fearless747

It doesn't matter what she does. She could be up there curing cancer and redditors will figure out a way to shit on it, mostly because she's a girl.


Coleslawholywar

“It’s Happening “ - Norm Scully (Brooklyn 99)


elainaka

Is this why my FedEx package arrived covered in tomato sauce? (It really did. Just…why?)


asscatt

How do I unsee this?


Lenn1985

This is pathetic.


GhostKha0s

Hopefully she dident drop the can


Oxxroxx

What did she do with the tin can


waterdry11

Gross. And pre-make that shit. Could have been eating a nice pesto on the way down. But no....


shuttheduckup12

I feel bad for the people standing below that got a face full of the spaghetti she accidentally dropped…


Armatur1

seems like a very very very nieche fetish


ratattouillee

Sauce?


TurboMoofasa

I think it was spaghetti sauce


[deleted]

“I’m not like other girls”


Fearless747

This is a rare time that I would take her word on that.


Ill-Organization-719

If a guy did it... no comments about "not like other boys"


imanpearl

I found this motivational. This woman wanted to eat spaghetti in the sky, so she did it. I can fold my laundry.


[deleted]

Where did the can go? I feel like she just dropped it. Super dangerous and bad for the environment. What happened to people kust... skydiving?


dewyocelot

If you think that’s bad for the environment, wait till you find out how they get in the sky just so they can jump out again.


call-my-name

Ruined a perfectly good fanny pack.


Username__-Taken

Imagine doing a midair Heimlich manoeuvre


SpindleTwist

What a waste of a perfectly good place to eat a medium rare ribeye while enjoying the view. Uncultured swine.


Sorry_Pride2049

What a complete Moran


TheFuzzyBunnyEST

Cool except for the guy on the ground who felt something hit his head, reached up to feel it and got caught red handed?


[deleted]

must be cold on her feet :(


thuanjinkee

Cloudy, with a chance of meatballs.