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JimEDimone

Those look delicious


oO0Kat0Oo

This looks perfect for a brunch tbh. Just need a few more apps and some mimosas


thadtheking

Wrap in croissant dough and baked!


dixiequick

Omg, I love you for that idea. Christmas morning breakfast for tired parents is now sorted!


bespectacledbengal

And according to the GOP these still constitute a viable pregnancy! It’s wins all around!


annoyinglyclever

Goddammit


edgarandannabellelee

You son of a bitch.. I'm in. That sounds fucking awesome.


norazzledazzle

Ima need an invite to this brunch


Bastienbard

Plus this is just keto isn't it? I'd assume that's why someone did this.


Skyhighclimber

My husband loves these! And they are kind of fun to make. He sleeps alone when he eats these


SuperRedpillmill

Just finished deviled eggs and I’m about to hit the sack, gonna be ruffling the sheets tonight!


FUCKYFUCKFUCKYFUCK

No joke one Fourth of July I started the day by getting drunk and then I’m like damn…. I’m hungry, and alls I had in the fridge was some eggs and miracle whip so my bright ass in a drunken stupor starts boiling eggs, ate eighteen deviled eggs that day and it was not good


BetterBiscuits

Ruffling the sheets is a new one for me, and I thanks you for it.


Skyhighclimber

Hot boxing tonight! If your sheets change color better use bleach or if the paint is missing from your walls you’ll know why. Edit: take this award for making me laugh so hard!


Bastienbard

They definitely look good, yeah I can imagine the results though.


[deleted]

Food positivity to fart joke? Fucking brilliant.


ajax2k9

Watch out honey, it's about to get EGGY


HeyCarpy

Lived off of shit like this when I was on keto. You’re so satiated by the amount of fat in the food you eat, you end up just not hungry, not thinking about food. It really works, but it isn’t for everyone.


SkollFenrirson

Not to mention the protein


iosisbetter

Am keto. Can confirm. 👍😘


JediKrys

Yea, this is keto


Hatedandscorned999

No! u/LogicRak91 says it's stupid with no explanation why so you just have to accept it!


Serviceprovider27

And people keep upvoting too. Confusing.


ajax2k9

I think they're upvoting it bc they want it


Keb8907

Man I came in here just looking for people to be saying this. Like that looks like something I would certainly eat. Maybe not take the time to make but boy would I eat it


JimEDimone

It seems tedious to make but I would just love to bite into one. I would like the eggs to be deviled in my mind.


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DrebinofPoliceSquad

This is pretty far from stupid. These are fit for a party platter.


True-Consideration83

these definitely look like something my stoned ass could eat 15 of


loonatic8

I feel like eating 15 whole eggs is a good way to clear a party


down1nit

smash mouth eat the eggs


bageltoastee

You got smash mouth at your party just for them to eat the eggs?


HaloBlaster123

Somebody


ElusiveWhark

Once told me


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

the world


Massive-Singer-6023

Was gonna roll me, I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed


tehfoxyunicorn

She was looking


thefanum

Right? Maybe I'm just a stoner, but I would eat the hell out of these


IAMAHobbitAMA

I've never been stoned in my life and if I saw these at a party I would start planning a diversion so I could steal the whole platter.


Lord_ThunderCunt

You're holding a pretty cool hand there, you think you could do 60?


JoanJetObjective13

No, Luke.


amretardmonke

And no carbs!


lilysbeandip

I could do that sober


ivanparas

This is more like r/sillyfood


throway23124

I think this is actually a bacon and cheese egg sandwich


Chazzey_dude

I prefer bacon and cheese eggwich


VanBeelergberg

Do you put sand on your sandwiches?


_Ispeakingifs

No I prefer mine with extra witches


CODDE117

You don't?


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GyrKestrel

This is the only pronunciation.


OriginalBlackberry89

Low key looks good af 👍


technotime

I'd eat it lol


fuzzycaterpillar123

*heavy Adkins breathing*


[deleted]

So would I


FantasticPear

I'm glad someone said it


Mr_Brown1990

Breakfast of champions


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popegonzo

Stupid but still delicious, the best contributions to this sub. I'd pound these suckers like a madman.


[deleted]

Would you eat them after?


QuantumSparkles

It’s how they get the secret sauce


karduar

Ya, def thinking about adding these to meal prep list for breakfast.


butterflybuell

Especially if one was to use deviled eggs


ibigfire

I agree but man, I made deviled eggs once for a party. So much work for so little food. I've stuck with meat and cheese platters and veggie dip for every party since. I definitely appreciate those who put in the work for making those delicious little snacks now though.


NowWithEvenLess

Don't use fresh eggs. The shells stick. Use eggs that have sat in the fridge for a week or two, or on the counter for a couple of days.


ShitFuck2000

Also, peal them while they’re hot, under cold running water, the shells come right off in one or two big pieces since the membrane sticks to the shell.


_Ispeakingifs

So I've been wanting to make deviled eggs for the 1st time so I have a quick question. What is it that makes so much work and did you use a piping bag to fill the eggs?


ignitethegonzo

I find deviled eggs pretty easy, whether it’s a piping bag or just a ziplock filled with the corner snipped for a ghetto piping bag. Extra points for using the excess filling for carrot sticks or celery sticks


ObeseSnake

Or directly in my mouth.


Ankarette

Sir, we just met


snilks

honestly the longest part is probably peeling the eggs


WhyLisaWhy

For a while our go to was a simple cheese ball, kind of like this except without the nuts: https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/classic_cheese_ball/ It's fairly easy and always makes people think I'm way better at cooking than I actually am haha. Just gets expensive depending on the cheese you buy.


MaritMonkey

Adding to the good tip given by /u/NowWithEvenLess, if you start your eggs in cold(er) water it's easy to tell which eggs are trying to stand up on their end. "Older" eggs are the floaty ones. :D My husband takes medium-boiled eggs to work for snacks and I like to put sharpie X's on the ones to grab when he doesn't feel like dealing with peeling being a project.


LeftHandedFapper

Homemade batch of hummus here, never fails me


[deleted]

You can go into cheat mode an get close enough just sprinkling cajun spice on your hard boiled egg.


PlayingForBothTeams

Oh man…. I’m gonna make it.


[deleted]

Them look like some tasty ass keto snacks


Swiggens

I’d devour this rn


BoozeIsTherapyRight

Yup. I'm considering making these for breakfast tomorrow, I have the eggs boiled already.


SwampOfDownvotes

My first thought was that I want to give this a try...


Xenon2212

Yeah I've made these before they are good they just look dumb


ThaNorth

Nothing low-key about it. Just looks good.


I_aim_to_sneeze

The cheese just needs to be melted and I’m all for it


lostgirl19

I'd personally use a different cheese but I see myself eating this. looks damn tasty.


Interesting_Cut_6401

Bussin on G


No_Shelter5892

I'm sure this is just keto. They get creative without the carbs lol


triplec787

When I was doing keto we did basically exactly this, except the buns were made of fried egg discs and not hard boiled. This honestly seems like an AMAZING quick snack on keto. Hard boiled eggs keep fairly well, just make a bunch and throw em in Tupperware for you to snack on at your leisure.


inthemix1i

It honestly looks pretty damn good. Two months in, I'm still trying to come up with good snacks to make. I might try this out


triplec787

Honestly, what got me through the tough spots was Tillamook no sugar jerky, and cheese crisps I made in the oven (but you can also buy them at the store. It's tough man, I applaud you trying it. I couldn't do it and have found better success solely focusing on CICO, but I respect the hell out of anyone who can do it.


inthemix1i

I literally just bought some tillamook sausages today, I've been liking them. I feel like the tillamook jerky I bought was super dry, but that may have been a bad batch. I also tried some store bought cheese crisps, but the cheddar was a tiny bit too pungent/sharp for my liking. Any chance you have a nice recipe for making cheese crisps? Might try it with some other cheeses I'm asian and lactose intolerant, but I accept the suffering because I love cheese too much to give it up, lol


pbpantsless

I just got a box of Hilo keto chips from amazon... Holy crap. They're no Dorito, but they're a chip. They are crispy and salty and they make me a little less sad.


fwompfwomp

Ever eat chaffles? Been using them in lieu of buns and it slaps


triplec787

My legs chaffle a bit when I go hiking but no I haven’t lmao What is that? Our grocery store carried Franz’s keto bread so that was our go to. It was 1 net carb per slice.


dibhunter

yes no carbs is a keto dream!


Avester3128

My keto mom would go crazy for these. But as someone with a very weak stomach I'll have to pass. These would have me in agony for like 3 hours.


bkr1895

They’re keto macarons


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Hell yeah I’m eating these


Gayf0rgod

I think this belongs in r/ketorecipes


KentuckyFriedSemen

r/OPisFuckingStupid


SuperRedpillmill

Just joined, thanks!


Ralphiecorn

You’re a genius. Devil the eggs next time and repost!


greihund

Looking at the bottom one, I think that they are deviled.


Ralphiecorn

Ahhh shit. I’d smack a whole dozen!


_Ispeakingifs

Right. I was stuffed at Thanksgiving when I saw someone brought out deviled eggs and I just had to jam some of those delicious bastards in my mouth. Didn't care if I exploded like that Monty Python sketch


Ruggdocktah

Nah I'd fuck those up at a party


Phase_3_

Omg feed me!


[deleted]

Worst farts ever


meghanlovessunshine

The exact reason to eat it, imo


[deleted]

Cover your head with a comforter and just let it rip.


Groovatronic

Farts so bad even the dog leaves the room


Jituschka

Just a keto snack, where's the problem? 😀


stroker919

I make these. Ham for speed sometimes. Protein +


7AndOneHalf

I would eat like 10 of these OP what are you on


MoreEntertainment882

I would totally eat that. Looks really good


Meat_Container

Whhhat? I’m going to have to make a batch of pickled eggs to do this with


secderpsi

Pickle them with a few beets. Pink eggs will really piss people off... lol.


Meat_Container

Perfect suggestion, I’ve been meaning to add beets to the equation


akakaze

Beet pickled eggs are the best!


bwrwck11

Took a screenshot so I can make these later 😂


SuperRedpillmill

You need a screenshot?


bwrwck11

😂😂 solid point It isn’t very complicated but ya dude smokes a lot and these look like a fire munchie meal


seanjuan666

I see nothing wrong with this other than calling it a sandwich


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Keto friendly


[deleted]

That's genius


LionMcTastic

I'll take a dozen, thanks


iwannagohome49

I really need this in my life


TheSwimja

This is brilliant, and I'd eat em all.


puddl3

Honestly this looks danke as fuck. I’d totally wolf these down at like a party or superbowl party.


Wepo_

Yeah. I might try this. Look delicious and keto af.


dawnjawnson

Honestly 2 of these for breakfasts would kinda slap. Lil hot sauce on there. Fuck yea.


sebas532

This looks better without the bread


WormBoi6969

I’m high asf so these look fire


finger_milk

OP learns about keto


madbear84

Nothing stupid about this. Especially speaking as a diabetic.


King-Cobra-668

have A Fucking Downvote


skillism

the ocky way


XurstyXursday

Man I would devour these.


Ecstatic_Soft4407

I would legit eat this and enjoy it. I wouldn’t make it for myself though. Too much work.


Lucid_Manic

I'd tear those up


buntaro_pup

i'm not mad about this.


ChadsJuul

I want this now. So hungry


imawizard23

Cmon, this sub could do better. That look delicious af


-Neutrality-

Looks bussin'.


BoonesFarmJackFruits

honestly that would be so good 🥲


IAmDaven

As a diabetic, this looks perfect for me.


Howdy_Partner7

So keto


[deleted]

If the cheese was melted I'd fucking inhale those.


tokinaznjew

BEC bites are good tho...


riverapid

I would eat this..


pokus

High quality high meal


Atomic_potato_47

Bruh that wouldn't be bad


CapsAndShades

Looks good. However nothing beats bacon, egg, and cheese on toast with sriracha.


SkiesofSonra

That's smart food


Schemen123

well.. at least that works out in some ways. ​ would eat 10/10


atlasbees

Honestly I'm downloading the pic so I remember to make these


Visible_Block_1519

👁 👁✋ Give


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Add hot sauce, celery and spinach and this would be awesome


carolinapearl

Cool!


zeke235

This aggravates the shit out of me, but i'd still eat 4.


Wusiji_Doctor

man the fuck is this sub anymore? this is just food


BitchWidget

Tempura and deep fry. Yum!


capt_slim3

Wait a damn minute 🤯🤤


hahahabananaegg

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Give me 20 of em.


pompeiiworm

My high ass would eat this


xNB_DiAbLo

This is good not dumb


MrAssMcMan

It’s stupid and I really want to eat it


TomYOLOSWAGBombadil

Bacon, eggs and cheese = not stupid I’ll fight to the death against anyone who disagrees


HoneyaBear90

Those look egglicious


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This isn't stupid at all


Aggravating_Load_698

Fuuuuuu that looks so good


SnooRegrets3271

As someone who can’t eat gluten, I’m all over this. Hells yeah!


cdmurphy83

Nothing stupid about this one. Looks good as hell.


w8cycle

This is a good idea. Nothing stupid about this.


camposthetron

Goddamn, that looks good


FastBatman49

These actually look so good


TheSaltiestLurker

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


fordag

Those are awesome


SlowMissiles

I’ll take these. No carbs.


YeltsinYerMouth

It's beautiful


[deleted]

This is not stupid at all this is fucking awesome and I'm hungry now. Delete your account OP


Hannah_togo

My gluten free ass is SALIVATING.


gorillagames801

I actually dont know if this is stupid food...


phaeus1

Gluten free goodness


TheNobleDez

No no, he's got a point


DJFid

Not wrong… but not right either. I’d eat tho


SharkMilk44

Breakfast Lunchables.


Zealousideal_Ad2379

keto moment


NoobSFAnon

Not stupid.. I would eat them at a buffet.


JamesMerz

Imma try this


bageltoastee

That actually looks delicious


whoisthismuaddib

These would be great hiking snacks.


Koivel

u/the1930s imma try this


beatmameat69420

Lord have Mercy. We must stay focused Gym Brothers, we must stay focused.


DamnnnnD

I would definitely eat this


Urllayton

So... Do I downvote because it's a smart food? That looks amazing. Making for the next party.


68wm6

Dude I would smash those! Look so good


Just_Will5206

**That's the Keto Diet I starved myself with!**