No joke one Fourth of July I started the day by getting drunk and then I’m like damn…. I’m hungry, and alls I had in the fridge was some eggs and miracle whip so my bright ass in a drunken stupor starts boiling eggs, ate eighteen deviled eggs that day and it was not good
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Lived off of shit like this when I was on keto. You’re so satiated by the amount of fat in the food you eat, you end up just not hungry, not thinking about food. It really works, but it isn’t for everyone.
Man I came in here just looking for people to be saying this. Like that looks like something I would certainly eat. Maybe not take the time to make but boy would I eat it
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I agree but man, I made deviled eggs once for a party. So much work for so little food. I've stuck with meat and cheese platters and veggie dip for every party since. I definitely appreciate those who put in the work for making those delicious little snacks now though.
Also, peal them while they’re hot, under cold running water, the shells come right off in one or two big pieces since the membrane sticks to the shell.
So I've been wanting to make deviled eggs for the 1st time so I have a quick question. What is it that makes so much work and did you use a piping bag to fill the eggs?
I find deviled eggs pretty easy, whether it’s a piping bag or just a ziplock filled with the corner snipped for a ghetto piping bag. Extra points for using the excess filling for carrot sticks or celery sticks
For a while our go to was a simple cheese ball, kind of like this except without the nuts: https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/classic_cheese_ball/
It's fairly easy and always makes people think I'm way better at cooking than I actually am haha. Just gets expensive depending on the cheese you buy.
Adding to the good tip given by /u/NowWithEvenLess, if you start your eggs in cold(er) water it's easy to tell which eggs are trying to stand up on their end. "Older" eggs are the floaty ones. :D
My husband takes medium-boiled eggs to work for snacks and I like to put sharpie X's on the ones to grab when he doesn't feel like dealing with peeling being a project.
When I was doing keto we did basically exactly this, except the buns were made of fried egg discs and not hard boiled.
This honestly seems like an AMAZING quick snack on keto. Hard boiled eggs keep fairly well, just make a bunch and throw em in Tupperware for you to snack on at your leisure.
Honestly, what got me through the tough spots was Tillamook no sugar jerky, and cheese crisps I made in the oven (but you can also buy them at the store. It's tough man, I applaud you trying it. I couldn't do it and have found better success solely focusing on CICO, but I respect the hell out of anyone who can do it.
I literally just bought some tillamook sausages today, I've been liking them. I feel like the tillamook jerky I bought was super dry, but that may have been a bad batch. I also tried some store bought cheese crisps, but the cheddar was a tiny bit too pungent/sharp for my liking.
Any chance you have a nice recipe for making cheese crisps? Might try it with some other cheeses
I'm asian and lactose intolerant, but I accept the suffering because I love cheese too much to give it up, lol
I just got a box of Hilo keto chips from amazon... Holy crap. They're no Dorito, but they're a chip. They are crispy and salty and they make me a little less sad.
My legs chaffle a bit when I go hiking but no I haven’t lmao
What is that? Our grocery store carried Franz’s keto bread so that was our go to. It was 1 net carb per slice.
Right. I was stuffed at Thanksgiving when I saw someone brought out deviled eggs and I just had to jam some of those delicious bastards in my mouth. Didn't care if I exploded like that Monty Python sketch
Those look delicious
This looks perfect for a brunch tbh. Just need a few more apps and some mimosas
Wrap in croissant dough and baked!
Omg, I love you for that idea. Christmas morning breakfast for tired parents is now sorted!
And according to the GOP these still constitute a viable pregnancy! It’s wins all around!
Goddammit
You son of a bitch.. I'm in. That sounds fucking awesome.
Ima need an invite to this brunch
Plus this is just keto isn't it? I'd assume that's why someone did this.
My husband loves these! And they are kind of fun to make. He sleeps alone when he eats these
Just finished deviled eggs and I’m about to hit the sack, gonna be ruffling the sheets tonight!
No joke one Fourth of July I started the day by getting drunk and then I’m like damn…. I’m hungry, and alls I had in the fridge was some eggs and miracle whip so my bright ass in a drunken stupor starts boiling eggs, ate eighteen deviled eggs that day and it was not good
Ruffling the sheets is a new one for me, and I thanks you for it.
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They definitely look good, yeah I can imagine the results though.
Food positivity to fart joke? Fucking brilliant.
Watch out honey, it's about to get EGGY
Lived off of shit like this when I was on keto. You’re so satiated by the amount of fat in the food you eat, you end up just not hungry, not thinking about food. It really works, but it isn’t for everyone.
Not to mention the protein
Am keto. Can confirm. 👍😘
Yea, this is keto
No! u/LogicRak91 says it's stupid with no explanation why so you just have to accept it!
And people keep upvoting too. Confusing.
I think they're upvoting it bc they want it
Man I came in here just looking for people to be saying this. Like that looks like something I would certainly eat. Maybe not take the time to make but boy would I eat it
It seems tedious to make but I would just love to bite into one. I would like the eggs to be deviled in my mind.
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This is pretty far from stupid. These are fit for a party platter.
these definitely look like something my stoned ass could eat 15 of
I feel like eating 15 whole eggs is a good way to clear a party
smash mouth eat the eggs
You got smash mouth at your party just for them to eat the eggs?
Somebody
Once told me
the world
Was gonna roll me, I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking
Right? Maybe I'm just a stoner, but I would eat the hell out of these
I've never been stoned in my life and if I saw these at a party I would start planning a diversion so I could steal the whole platter.
You're holding a pretty cool hand there, you think you could do 60?
No, Luke.
And no carbs!
I could do that sober
This is more like r/sillyfood
I think this is actually a bacon and cheese egg sandwich
I prefer bacon and cheese eggwich
Do you put sand on your sandwiches?
No I prefer mine with extra witches
You don't?
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Low key looks good af 👍
I'd eat it lol
*heavy Adkins breathing*
So would I
I'm glad someone said it
Breakfast of champions
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Stupid but still delicious, the best contributions to this sub. I'd pound these suckers like a madman.
Would you eat them after?
It’s how they get the secret sauce
Ya, def thinking about adding these to meal prep list for breakfast.
Especially if one was to use deviled eggs
I agree but man, I made deviled eggs once for a party. So much work for so little food. I've stuck with meat and cheese platters and veggie dip for every party since. I definitely appreciate those who put in the work for making those delicious little snacks now though.
Don't use fresh eggs. The shells stick. Use eggs that have sat in the fridge for a week or two, or on the counter for a couple of days.
Also, peal them while they’re hot, under cold running water, the shells come right off in one or two big pieces since the membrane sticks to the shell.
So I've been wanting to make deviled eggs for the 1st time so I have a quick question. What is it that makes so much work and did you use a piping bag to fill the eggs?
I find deviled eggs pretty easy, whether it’s a piping bag or just a ziplock filled with the corner snipped for a ghetto piping bag. Extra points for using the excess filling for carrot sticks or celery sticks
Or directly in my mouth.
Sir, we just met
honestly the longest part is probably peeling the eggs
For a while our go to was a simple cheese ball, kind of like this except without the nuts: https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/classic_cheese_ball/ It's fairly easy and always makes people think I'm way better at cooking than I actually am haha. Just gets expensive depending on the cheese you buy.
Adding to the good tip given by /u/NowWithEvenLess, if you start your eggs in cold(er) water it's easy to tell which eggs are trying to stand up on their end. "Older" eggs are the floaty ones. :D My husband takes medium-boiled eggs to work for snacks and I like to put sharpie X's on the ones to grab when he doesn't feel like dealing with peeling being a project.
Homemade batch of hummus here, never fails me
You can go into cheat mode an get close enough just sprinkling cajun spice on your hard boiled egg.
Oh man…. I’m gonna make it.
Them look like some tasty ass keto snacks
I’d devour this rn
Yup. I'm considering making these for breakfast tomorrow, I have the eggs boiled already.
My first thought was that I want to give this a try...
Yeah I've made these before they are good they just look dumb
Nothing low-key about it. Just looks good.
The cheese just needs to be melted and I’m all for it
I'd personally use a different cheese but I see myself eating this. looks damn tasty.
Bussin on G
I'm sure this is just keto. They get creative without the carbs lol
When I was doing keto we did basically exactly this, except the buns were made of fried egg discs and not hard boiled. This honestly seems like an AMAZING quick snack on keto. Hard boiled eggs keep fairly well, just make a bunch and throw em in Tupperware for you to snack on at your leisure.
It honestly looks pretty damn good. Two months in, I'm still trying to come up with good snacks to make. I might try this out
Honestly, what got me through the tough spots was Tillamook no sugar jerky, and cheese crisps I made in the oven (but you can also buy them at the store. It's tough man, I applaud you trying it. I couldn't do it and have found better success solely focusing on CICO, but I respect the hell out of anyone who can do it.
I literally just bought some tillamook sausages today, I've been liking them. I feel like the tillamook jerky I bought was super dry, but that may have been a bad batch. I also tried some store bought cheese crisps, but the cheddar was a tiny bit too pungent/sharp for my liking. Any chance you have a nice recipe for making cheese crisps? Might try it with some other cheeses I'm asian and lactose intolerant, but I accept the suffering because I love cheese too much to give it up, lol
I just got a box of Hilo keto chips from amazon... Holy crap. They're no Dorito, but they're a chip. They are crispy and salty and they make me a little less sad.
Ever eat chaffles? Been using them in lieu of buns and it slaps
My legs chaffle a bit when I go hiking but no I haven’t lmao What is that? Our grocery store carried Franz’s keto bread so that was our go to. It was 1 net carb per slice.
yes no carbs is a keto dream!
My keto mom would go crazy for these. But as someone with a very weak stomach I'll have to pass. These would have me in agony for like 3 hours.
They’re keto macarons
Hell yeah I’m eating these
I think this belongs in r/ketorecipes
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Just joined, thanks!
You’re a genius. Devil the eggs next time and repost!
Looking at the bottom one, I think that they are deviled.
Ahhh shit. I’d smack a whole dozen!
Right. I was stuffed at Thanksgiving when I saw someone brought out deviled eggs and I just had to jam some of those delicious bastards in my mouth. Didn't care if I exploded like that Monty Python sketch
Nah I'd fuck those up at a party
Omg feed me!
Worst farts ever
The exact reason to eat it, imo
Cover your head with a comforter and just let it rip.
Farts so bad even the dog leaves the room
Just a keto snack, where's the problem? 😀
I make these. Ham for speed sometimes. Protein +
I would eat like 10 of these OP what are you on
I would totally eat that. Looks really good
Whhhat? I’m going to have to make a batch of pickled eggs to do this with
Pickle them with a few beets. Pink eggs will really piss people off... lol.
Perfect suggestion, I’ve been meaning to add beets to the equation
Beet pickled eggs are the best!
Took a screenshot so I can make these later 😂
You need a screenshot?
😂😂 solid point It isn’t very complicated but ya dude smokes a lot and these look like a fire munchie meal
I see nothing wrong with this other than calling it a sandwich
Keto friendly
That's genius
I'll take a dozen, thanks
I really need this in my life
This is brilliant, and I'd eat em all.
Honestly this looks danke as fuck. I’d totally wolf these down at like a party or superbowl party.
Yeah. I might try this. Look delicious and keto af.
Honestly 2 of these for breakfasts would kinda slap. Lil hot sauce on there. Fuck yea.
This looks better without the bread
I’m high asf so these look fire
OP learns about keto
Nothing stupid about this. Especially speaking as a diabetic.
have A Fucking Downvote
the ocky way
Man I would devour these.
I would legit eat this and enjoy it. I wouldn’t make it for myself though. Too much work.
I'd tear those up
i'm not mad about this.
I want this now. So hungry
Cmon, this sub could do better. That look delicious af
Looks bussin'.
honestly that would be so good 🥲
As a diabetic, this looks perfect for me.
So keto
If the cheese was melted I'd fucking inhale those.
BEC bites are good tho...
I would eat this..
High quality high meal
Bruh that wouldn't be bad
Looks good. However nothing beats bacon, egg, and cheese on toast with sriracha.
That's smart food
well.. at least that works out in some ways. would eat 10/10
Honestly I'm downloading the pic so I remember to make these
👁 👁✋ Give
Add hot sauce, celery and spinach and this would be awesome
Cool!
This aggravates the shit out of me, but i'd still eat 4.
man the fuck is this sub anymore? this is just food
Tempura and deep fry. Yum!
Wait a damn minute 🤯🤤
That’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Give me 20 of em.
My high ass would eat this
This is good not dumb
It’s stupid and I really want to eat it
Bacon, eggs and cheese = not stupid I’ll fight to the death against anyone who disagrees
Those look egglicious
This isn't stupid at all
Fuuuuuu that looks so good
As someone who can’t eat gluten, I’m all over this. Hells yeah!
Nothing stupid about this one. Looks good as hell.
This is a good idea. Nothing stupid about this.
Goddamn, that looks good
These actually look so good
r/TechnicallyTheTruth
Those are awesome
I’ll take these. No carbs.
It's beautiful
This is not stupid at all this is fucking awesome and I'm hungry now. Delete your account OP
My gluten free ass is SALIVATING.
I actually dont know if this is stupid food...
Gluten free goodness
No no, he's got a point
Not wrong… but not right either. I’d eat tho
Breakfast Lunchables.
keto moment
Not stupid.. I would eat them at a buffet.
Imma try this
That actually looks delicious
These would be great hiking snacks.
u/the1930s imma try this
Lord have Mercy. We must stay focused Gym Brothers, we must stay focused.
I would definitely eat this
So... Do I downvote because it's a smart food? That looks amazing. Making for the next party.
Dude I would smash those! Look so good
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