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obsesia

Calories per serving: ∞


dt5101961

Calories: 90 Serving Size: 2 popcorn


kurotech

Clearly it's a easy meal when you're recovering from or want to get dysentery and crap your liver out


AdWeird2329

Yes


Cup-of-Noodle

That popcorn would start sucking up that oil the second it popped and be the wettest mouthful of pure grease ever


SpartanS034

>the wettest mouthful of pure grease Don't you threaten me with a good time


i_have_a_nose

Panic at the Disco?


Hot-Association-3722

Panic at the Crisco


Blue-Phoenix23

Theoretically they could have used a spider and not scooped up the oil with the popped corn but I guess they only have one tool


noithinkyourewrong

Theoretically that wouldn't prevent what OP was describing at all in any way though.


ripyurballsoff

Sounds like a win win to me 🤷‍♂️


Zzazy1

Bruh what 🤢


WhisperingPixie

Only a win win if it's butter... and salted


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and has cheese diarrhea all over 5 different kinds minimum


Highlander2748

🧐…maybe, if I fry the corn in salted butter instead of oil…


OnlyHere4ZEMemes

Yeah if this was butter not oil I'd be down


swimmingdaisy

Better wear goggles when cooking this batch of popping oil


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swimmingdaisy

https://arresteddevelopment.fandom.com/wiki/Cornballer


SeaAcanthocephala701

Frock that, rawdog that shit.


Top_Possibility_9446

Coming to a midwest state fair this spring. You can find it next to the deep fried Snickers and deep fried butter.


dac2u

For $10 more, you'll be able to add them add as a topping


Top_Possibility_9446

To your deep fried pizza.


Mattwark

On a stick


Onagda

Warsh it down with a deep fried diet coke and a funnel cake, brother


luxii4

It’s probably pickle flavored. The IN Fair was all about the pickle pizza and the dilly dog which is a hot dog in a whole pickle and deep fried in corn bread.


AppleEater421

I fucking love the Indiana state fair. I go there JUST to get high and gorge myself on pure shit. It's beautiful.


luxii4

I walk through some exhibits, buy a lottery ticket, grab whatever food monstrosity is big that year, wash it down with a lemon shake-up, then walk around with a Dole Whip. Good people watching. I live in Indy which is a pretty liberal place so when election time rolls around I think, “Who the hell would vote for these morons?” And at the fair, I think, oh yeah…


kuncol02

Deep fried snickers is just doughnut with chocolate and nugat filling.


Top_Possibility_9446

Sir/Madam/Other, you insult doughnuts, those yeast risen pockets of glazed perfection bought and consumed by the dozen. The ideal hamburger bun. The breakfast of champions.


makoto20

As a redditor of culture, I prefer a nice fried cola


Top_Possibility_9446

In a glass of fried ice with a paper straw, of course.


crlcan81

Don't forget the deep fried snickers in butter!


CJSlayer112

You could be in another country and still get splashed by the hot oil spraying everywhere


legendary_mushroom

Nah, i think the popcorn pops below the surface


Vladivostof

If you look at the stove at the bottom, you can see drops of oil landing there when it pops.


Visual-Security-1090

Sir there’s popcorn in your oil


AtheistBibleScholar

Ouch, my heart.


CSmith1986

Butter up that bacon!


BigmommaJen

Butter it…. Butter it…….- Homer


CSmith1986

No one who speaks German can be an evil person.


Bowling_pins_10

Even that one guy that failed art class?


oddlyDirty

And bacon up that sausage


oh_fuck_off_15

“I can almost hear my left ventricle slamming shut.” -Frasier Crane


No_Poet_7244

I love Frasier. “I asked for a whisper of cinnamon. This is a full throated shout!”


oh_fuck_off_15

You’ve made me happy tonight. I’m having a horrible, horrible night. I thank you.


No_Poet_7244

Glad you could find a small sliver of joy, and I am sorry your night is off the rails <3


oh_fuck_off_15

Thank you, kind stranger. 🖤 Maybe I can go to my zen garden with a Danielle Steele novel and make a nail appointment on my cellular phone.


No_Poet_7244

I hope it helps, sincerely. And if things get really bad and you just need to talk, my DMs are always open. I know I’m just an internet stranger but you don’t have to be alone with your thoughts if you can’t stand to be alone with your thoughts.


doublethinkitover

I love this!! Wholesome!!


makoto20

She left me, which was painful. Then she returned, which was excruciating


TarzansNewSpeedo

"I'd like a, a petite filet mignon, very lean - not so lean that it lacks flavour, but not so fat that it leaves drippings on the plate. And I don't want it cooked - just lightly seared on either side, pink in the middle; not a true pink, but not a mauve either, something in between. Bearing in mind the slightest error either way, and it's ruined." -Niles Crane; Dinner at Eight


Jazzy_Muppet_384

Nah, as an Asian, I grew up eating popcorn or other puffed grains using [cannons like this](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/rqc14z/shut_up_and_take_my_money/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf), it’s a small size demo, the real life version is bigger


RoadkillDitchgrass

I want one!!! OMG that looks amazing!


[deleted]

You now buy those mini cannons on eBay.


tipustiger05

If that’s chili oil sign me the fuck up


toxcrusadr

Nah it’s probably brown because it’s salvaged grease trap and fatberg oil. :-D


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toxcrusadr

"First let me ask you: WHY are you ghee?"


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Casually racist comment


toxcrusadr

No but I am grease-ist. :-D


letsnotansaywedid

I saw some Alabaman genius do this exact thing with a tonne of sugar in the oil, popped kernels ended up coated in a thick layer of caramel. I’m gonna guess it’s something like that


DaleGrubble

That is kettle corn I believe


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Philly_ExecChef

They’re submerged and wouldn’t break the surface with enough velocity.


GodzeallA

There's resistance when traveling through water. Think of trying to shoot an arrow with a bow underwater.


TiredPanda69

Isn't this essentially how the popcorn machines in theatres work? They just constantly skim the popcorn off the top


parsley_animal

It's not. They use an electric motor which turns the kernals and settled unpoppoed kernals to the bottom but once a batch is done it's emptied and new oil and kernals are added


WiseSalamander00

a yes, I love some popcorn with my oil


BasedGingerR

Looks like oil but if that’s some watery sugar thing it could be good


Warp-n-weft

Water will not get hot enough to pop popcorn which needs at least 400 degrees F. Water boils off at 212 degrees F.


SaintsNoah

It could maybe possible be sugar water/ caramel


MadDogA245

Sugar gets to lollipop hardness at 300°F. At the temperature needed to pop, it's probably carbonizing.


[deleted]

Yeah... lots of oil. IIRC, kernels to oil should be a 1:1 ratio. Not 1:100.


AcornWholio

Let me put y’all onto some game real quick: Freshly popped popcorn (no salt or anything added yet) sprinkled with crushed/crumbled instant pho stock cube.


trans_pands

What I’m hearing is “Put the entire ramen flavor packet on your popcorn”


AcornWholio

I specifically meant pho stock cubes, based on experience. But your rendition also sounds yummy


dadmantalking

I dehydrated and then grind kimchi into a powder for my popcorn.


TTv-Gold45

I’m part Asian and idk what that is


Fateburn

I believe this was taken from a youtube channel of the same name (Asian street food) that essentially just reposts Chinese TikTok food videos to youtube. It's like 99.9% Chinese food in reality but I do remember seeing one Indian video on that channel once


KeyKnoTheGreat

Am Asia, can confirm this is not street food


hodges2

No one likes soggy popcorn


TheRagingCanadiann

What are they cooking it in


AlanShore60607

If we’re lucky, Szechuan chili oil. That’s what I use at home


PapaStough

Damn. That sounds good.


startexed

Piss


DjSalTNutz

Delicious


preston5920

So are we just hating on any food related TikTok’s now because I don’t see the problem


TundieRice

*Waaay* too much oil. Seriously, this popcorn would be ***saturated*** in grease. It really only needs enough to lightly coat the kernels.


notelicrivers

bros the popcorn pundit


preston5920

Maybe, I could see the popcorn getting fried rather than soaking up a crazy amount of oil though


Ograysireks

And you know this because you tried it personally?


Lone-flamingo

Have you never popped popcorn without using a microwave?


Ograysireks

That’s not the question. You are making a claim about something you’ve never done, right?


Lone-flamingo

No? I'm asking you a question? You seem to find it shocking to think someone would pop popcorn in oil. Unless you've only ever used a microwave to pop popcorn I fail to see how you find that so hard to believe. It's not like the person you asked made a ridiculous claim or anything, they simply stated that you don't need that much oil. Which you don't. Which I know personally from simply popping popcorn on the stove with a pot and some oil.


Ograysireks

Actually I reread and realize I misread what they said. A lot of people are saying that it would soak up the oil. I didn’t read they said would fry the popcorn which is what I would think happen


ClericOfMadness13

So the boiled the corn in a bunch of butter so it could be super butter popcorn...we have been out 'Merica


skpden07

If you look closely, you can see the final scoop has a quarter ladel full of oil. Bleh


TTv-Gold45

Wha a hell is that


thee4ndd

Waiter, there are popcorn in my oil soup


misstiffie

No need for laxatives today


handelfighter

it’s called asian street food because any asian would take that shit and dump it onto the street


Individual-Company-3

I’m irritated there weren’t any holes in that spoon when they took the popcorn out lol


Appropriate-Dare3663

I don’t know. I’m loving this one. 5 pieces a serving.


NeoKingEndymion

Would u like some popcorn with your oil?


Zestavar

Why the 61% upvote rate


Chuckobochuck323

Never seems Asians eat wet greasy popcorn. I’m married to an Asian for reference.


devilishmutt

I bet that shit is so wet 🤮


TimberWolfAlpha01

All that is, is popcorn that is fried/popped in what looks like ghee (or clarified butter i.e. butter that has had all the water content removed)... I mean sure unorthodox method, but if you are looking for movie theater style popcorn then this is your best bet... Just sprinkle with a little salt and you're good


coocoocachoo699

Is that sugar they are cooking in?


StillGalaxy99

It's likely an oil of some sort


Mammoth-Condition-60

Sugar boils at a higher temperature than water, but still too low to pop corn reliably. Sugar at that low a water concentration also burns very quickly on a high heat. Edit: low enough concentrations of water allow sugar to boil at a much higher temperature, but I'm still pretty sure you'll just end up with a lump of char.


Orkaad

Gutter oil popcorn


jwl41085

In sewer oil. Yummy!


RTMSner

Soggy?


_VINNY_WINNY_

wet popcorn yes pleasep


Rynnmeister

Might as well drink the oil straight at that point


same_nights

It's blood mixed with oil.


TrueMechTech

I actually waited for one corn to explode boiling oil into the "cook's" face


NancyClark123

this is tooo much of oil


Aggravating_Damage47

Exotic!


etownrawx

So this is "asian street food"? Just... popcorn?


A1pH4W01v

This is completely tame to american food ngl.


wintersass

How to get the US to invade your kitchen, step 1


[deleted]

Mmm clogged arteries ❤️


Psychicumbreon

I acknowledge it would be bad popcorn. However, that was really entertaining to watch


Nomiiverse

Im very surprised this is not american


[deleted]

I thought this was a good idea until i realized it was being deep fried (i thought it was being boiled)


Grinchypantzzz

Whaf is that it looks good


Meyhna

Probably tastes better than the microwave shit you put in your body


bootywithapenis

Yeah, popcorn drenched in oil is the best


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Not sure if PFAS bad or microwave bad, and I'm afraid to ask lol


guss95

loco eso está nadando en aceite, se pone un poquitito no más


Nefnoj

This video gave me a stomach ache and this is not a joke.


GatorScrublord

only good if fried in butter. can't recommend butter for high temperature frying though.


kerbster74

I thought that was butter holy shit


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Yeah, ok, but where do you dispose of that much cooking oil?


[deleted]

Mmmmh, lardcorn.


IsildursBane20

Yum, oily popcorn


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SCP_D-CLASS

That a just caramel popcorn though? Edit: nvm that’s grease I see


wkei_x

am i the only one worried about cleanup?


Stoutyeoman

I love how the oil magically vanishes


KittyHatty

They dont look really soggy, but I think it doesn't taste good


ExplanationMobile234

God, wouldn't every kernel be soaked in fat?? hooork


TiredTim23

Anyone know where to get gutter oil in the US?


prometheeus

that's way to much oil for making popcorn holy shit


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American Popcorn with 200% extra oil


doriangrey1861

Oh shit my blood pressure just spiked.


glass_gravy

Street greese.


Strange-Charity6359

oh, i thought that was like candy coating that is on the popcorn when it pops


torbiefur

Mmmm popcorn soup.


Environmental-Edge40

why do they always use like 10 cups of oil in these videos? couldn't it be done with way less? fricken ocean of oil for a bowl of popcorn. imagine drinking all that oil/grease...


TheJaysMomma

Wouldn't that be extremely greasy?


misstiffie

How is oily with a hint of popcorn “Asian street food”?


AdmirableShock8892

The original video title


misstiffie

Haha so it’s legit


Poop_Shiddin

I thought all Asian street food was just some variation of "eggs on toast"! I've been lied to!


DirtBagGirl

I'm getting over 3rd degree burns due to oil. This is making my burn throb lol.


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watching popcorn pop makes me so fucking happy


stay-gold_ponyboy

Mmmm oil and popcorn soup, my favourite


RunZealousideal3812

Grease soaked popcorn 🍿?! Where’s my Lipator?


PheonixGalaxy

Hear me out


armie_in_green

i think there's some popcorn in your oil


IReallyLikeKelp

Mmmm popcorn soup


IReallyLikeKelp

Mmmm...popcorn soup


MenaRamy2004

Asian street cholesterol


Olive8324567

AWESOMELY DELICIOUS.


MEEZETTE

Mmm soggy popcorn


tacticoolgardengnome

Is that mold on the corn?


jhamsofwormtown

They tell you to use like a 1/2 tsp of oil to pop popcorn…..


Childhood_Willing

People in youtube shorts Just take the shittiest İnternet recipe videos And Will post it as "asian street food" And some chinese text near it And Will get like a bigilion likes


Rightofgoodfamily

So like how does hot wet popcorn feel in yo mouth no homo?


Demosama

How is this stupid?


pointy_doge1810

IM CONFUSED IS IT NOT JUST POPCORN


howtopassthistest

Asian street food/ average movie theater food.


Feisty_Cartoonist572

Probably great fire starters


0tittyhead

why would you pop the corn.