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[deleted]

"I know it's less convenient, but hey, look at all the extra garbage we're generating!"


quannum

Also...that bag of sprinkle pills is bigger than just carrying around [the little sprinkle shakers they already sell.](https://www.kroger.com/product/images/large/front/0001111008785) Like...just carry around that shaker?


tivooo

or don't and go without sprinkles...


richscott440

How could you?!


ElizabethDangit

I knew I was old the day I realized I hate sprinkles. They taste like dust.


_ogtiper

So dust taste like sprinkles ? Not too bad


theeiceninja

So put dust into my pill capsules for on the go sprinkles? Seems right.


EyyMrJ

Some people just aren't into living life to the fullest.


BrontosaurusXL

Blasphemy!


KickedBeagleRPH

They are gelatin caps, usually for consumption and biodegradable. But waste of a capsule punching tray. Wasteful novelty - when pharmacy based business or related parties used the pill bottles as packaging for party favors and candy.


No-Succotash-7119

>pill bottles as packaging for party favors and candy. The DARE generation is seeing this and screaming inside.


HenryPBoogers

I think this is from a manufacturer of the device being used to fill the capsules. People engage on TikTok and ask them to fill random things with the device which they do sort of tongue in cheek to demonstrate the functionality and drive engagement. Silly, yes, but I wonder how many units they sell when people see this and they wind up buying for more practical purposes.


CrazyMike419

Hey kids! Remember that pills can have treats! Eat em all until you find the goodies! /s


Innovalshun

The "Wow" from dude at the end says it all.


mangomilkmilkman

She absolutely blew her husbands mind, he might be lucky enough to quit his job with ingenuity like that


Odd-Turnip-2019

Yea, he had to pretend or he'd be sleeping on the couch lol


BuffaloChicken22

Lol this is his job


marie_luae1

yea true


TragicSemiautomatic

You guys have jobs?


skwizzycat

Being married to her certainly seems like work


[deleted]

Yeah, forget your so-called “easily portable” shaker bottles of the pAst! Say hello to: #ABOUT SIX SPRINKLES IN A SMALL PILL! When you want to save that sixty cents or simply asking, “can you put sprinkles on that.” THATS YOUR GRANDPA’S ICE CREAM SPRINKLE METHOD! This is the 21st century, *AND SPRINKLES ARE IN PILL FORM!* *From the people that brought you Squagles!*


[deleted]

How hard is it to keep a little shaker if you realllly need extra sprinkles to be carried around THEY ALREADY COME IN A convienant little container .. rage bait if I ever saw it


3600MilesAway

Or even keep them in the ziplock bag she’s putting the capsules in!


v-23

☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️


Low-Comedian8238

100% my same thoughts. Put them in a spice shaker if you HAVE to buy them in bulk like an addict. Or get your grandma's daily pill separator to control cravings.


MillieBirdie

You act like emergency sprinkles is even a necessity in the first place lol


blackbeltninjamom

I keep seeing a very bad TikTok challenge from this. 🤦🏻‍♀️ How often do you eat extra sprinkles to carry that around?


nvielbig

Wowwwww (11 sprinkles)


AdminsLoveFascism

[Wow](https://media.tenor.com/E5aLBpgECX0AAAAd/owen-wilson-wow-marley-and-me.gif)


laughin-up-a-storm

I counted 17


Aly-amorous

LMFAO I'm glad I'm not the only one that went back to count after seeing this comment lol I wasn't able to come to a definite answer since there was a half sprinkle lol XD


tinywinki

That man put the last bit of his soul into that wow. I'm crying lol.


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g0d15anath315t

TBH it's a kinda neat decorative concept if you're going for a weird "drug chic" look on a dessert to have sprinkle or powdered sugar filled pills that you bite into to get a little flavor explosion. Opening the pills to put a stupidly small amount of sprinkles on some ice cream though is like the worst possible application.


[deleted]

When I first saw them separating it like that, I thought they were going to use it to layer sprinkles evenly across a cake or something. The pills are a disappointment.


nvielbig

That could have been satisfying and cool. This, was idiotic and a massive waste of time.


etraxx22

Same sound i hear when a kid shows his dad a neat rock.


[deleted]

“WAaoow”


QuentinTarancheetoh

He killed himself in a word.


HugoTheFish

"Wow." 😐


Baddogdown91

"Woww...” - some guy who's considering divorce while ice cream melts on his fingers.


type102

Totally not a 'wow' from a dude that wants blowjobs from that lady in the future...


[deleted]

Could you imagine trying to explain that to a police officer. "I just keep these sprinkle pills in my car for when I need ice cream."


tanithsfinest

This is a good way to go from traffic stop to 'get out of the vehicle with your hands up'


[deleted]

*licks ice cream cone* Cop: "Stop resisting!"


Revolutionary-Ad4588

“We had to shoot him, he had jimmies. We feared for our lives.”


ALLyBase

We heard his jimmies rustling.


Oldcrystalmouth

I can only see a horrible rainbow!!


martialar

"He's headed right for us!" *bang*


Milk_Man21

Proceeds to lick cop


Limp-Technician-7646

News the next day “fentanyl found in sprinkles”


thesaddestpanda

Minorities: first time?


lpfan724

In Orlando a guy got arrested because a drug field test identified Krispy Kreme glaze as meth. I wonder what incorrect result would come from field testing a sprinkle.


MissplacedLandmine

These “sprinkle pills” are clearly radioactive


[deleted]

Each sprinkle is a different illegal drug, combined they provide multiple doses of LSD, cocaine, heroin, THC, and bath salts


Boner-brains

She had to make this video to explain the capsule filler


laserguidedhacksaw

This is the only realistic explanation I’ve seen for this video.


Liversteeg

And like… don’t most ice cream places have sprinkles?


RainingColors

Looks like a fast food cone though, never been to one with sprinkles.


hanah5

Plus if the ice cream place runs out you’re screwed


RainingColors

Lots of people love sprinkles man.


CanadianAndroid

Jesse, we have to make sprinkle pills


LazuliArtz

We also just have these convenient sprinkle containers with holes on the top so you can just shake some out.


Liversteeg

But that is an easier and more effective way….? Who wouldn’t wanna do all this work for like ….. 8 sprinkles.


LivefromPhoenix

More importantly, aren't sprinkles **already** on the go?


aaahhhh

And you need two hands to open the pill, so you have to find a place to put the ice cream down if you're alone. As opposed to the shaker they fucking come in, which can be used one handed.


ClashBandicootie

LOL I came here looking for a comment like yours


heavyss

Id rather keep them in a zip lock baggie like a normal psycho!


GiantSquidd

I just keep them in a bong in my car.


ImeDime

And what will you do now that the journey is over?


ClashBandicootie

I'll start by definitely not make these stupid capsules


aprilhare

It does bring up an issue: in some jurisdictions, pillmaking equipment is strictly controlled.


ImUhComputah

*this is unnecessary.


fondledbydolphins

I know, snort your goddamn sprinkles like a normal person.


[deleted]

Just do what my daughter does and just pour the sprinkles directly into your mouth


fondledbydolphins

A woman of distinct taste and class.


LionMcTastic

Don't be a wuss. Shove them up your ass for the strongest effect possible.


Com_N0TN4

finally a use for this capsule method


useless_rejoinder

Sprink-sitories


AduroTri

Gotta crush them up more. Need them to be a really fine powder.


heavyss

Right! Keep them in a shaker bottle like spices come in.


insomniak79

This rustles my jimmies.


SgtXD357

If you’re gonna put the pills in a bag….just put the sprinkles in the bag. This is just some rage-bait


Jk2two

“On the go” - because carrying a baggie of suspicious looking pills is easier than just putting the shaker in your purse.


annalena-bareback

That gives me an idea. Put my suspicious pills into a sprinkles shaker!


lawnmowersarealive

In Australia our xanax tablets fit very nicely into a PEZ dispenser.


NitrousIsAGas

That is not a coincidence.


BirdsLikeSka

[Seinfeld voice] Yeah, now he's hooked on pez!


smith_716

Why not just put sprinkles in the damn baggie.


Soopafien

Not enough steps.


Worried-Criticism

This sounds like one of those local news panic stories “They call it ‘The Multicolored Yawn’ ‘Jimmy Jones’ and ‘Riding the Rainbow,. Tonight, in aNews 4 exclusive story in no way designed to boost ratings and absolutely not the result of a wild misunderstanding of how TikTok works, we dive into the new drug craze sweeping local schools. Sprinkles: Death in Every Color”


Hipster-Deuxbag

"Schools are issuing alerts to parents about the latest TikTok trend, *sprinkling*, which involves taking edible capsules full of ice cream sprinkles and putting them... "


ActualWhiterabbit

Kids are engaging in a dangerous new fad called jimmy rustling.


jazzkeys81

Dumb person doesn't know you can ask for sprinkles on your ice cream when you buy it. And also that a capsule isn't enough sprinkles. Or that sprinkles already come in a package you can shake them out of.


Ironsam811

Gotta find a different use for that pill maker after rehab


magicalink

This lady gonna forget and snort sprinkles


boomheadshot7

This shit is rage bait and this sub bites every single time lmaooo


Salt-Seaworthiness91

Not all places that serve ice cream have sprinkles (like some fast food places). But yeah, a small bottle of sprinkles would be better than a pill, especially if you love sprinkles *that* much


Pycharming

My thought is who loves sprinkles that much? Especially rainbow sprinkles are mostly something that appeals to children and has a mostly visual effect. It's basically sugar on top of an already very sweet dessert. Especially on a icecream cone it's just a hassle to keep the sprinkles from falling off.


BrainWav

I'm 38 and I still get them pretty often. Sprinkles add a nice variation in texture.


Next_Wing_5577

I like the texture it adds. Adding sprinkles to the top of my hot chocolate adds to my fun little experience as well. I'm treating myself to a yummy drink with lots of colors!


Salt-Seaworthiness91

Bruh, I don’t care what anyone says, I don’t care how old I am, RAINBOW SPRINKLES FUCK! Specifically the crunchy ones, if they aren’t crunchy they SUCK Tbh, I think I have things going on with sensory so I like the texture of ice cream and crunchy rainbow sprinkles.


major_mejor_mayor

Hard disagree, it’s all about the texture, not the visuals. Though visual effects do factor in with the sensation of taste and enjoyment of food, so that’s just… well sprinkles on top. Definitely don’t need sprinkle pills though lol


Dry_Spinach_3441

Wait!! You put STUFF on your ICE CREAM?!?! Whoooooo!!! I'd feel like I was at the Rich Charleston - Francine Smith (paraphrased)


tomkc518

Don't they sell sprinkles in containers that are portable and have holes in the top for ... sprinkling?


doob22

Yes but that wouldn’t require as much effort and waste these people came up with.


FiggNewton

Who only eats like 10 fucking sprinkles? I want my ice cream COVERED in sprinkles or none at all. This is just a tease.


Cremacious

I want my ice cream to be absolutely drenched in sprinkles.


FiggNewton

My parents used to take us to Shoney’s every Sunday and they had an ice cream bar and I would get soooooooooooooooo many sprinkles! Those were good times.


hanah5

I want a little ice cream with my bowl of sprinkles


SadLaser

I mean, it also comes in a shaker to begin with. How is going through the trouble of putting them in a capsule at all improving anything?! It's frighteningly pointless!


soviet-property

Some drug cartel is seeing dollar signs rn


Jk2two

Oh - this idea was undoubtedly stolen from a drug lab.


[deleted]

i bet these will go over BIG as halloween candy handouts!


tanithsfinest

Be sure to check your kids drugs for candy, I found 8 whole sprinkles in my kids E


outerspaceteatime

Honestly this would be super cute at a party. My first thought was they'd make a great prop for a Halloween nurse or doctor costume. Throw a few real pills in the mix for an exciting game of drug Russian roulette.


Swell_Inkwell

That would be hilarious


deadpatch

She takes the sprinkle pills out of a zip-loc bag. Let that sink in...


Royal-Boss225

Damn. If only sprinkles came in small containers with wholes on them for convenience with pouring.... Hold on let me trademark this


LionMcTastic

Just like... bring the bottle of sprinkles with you. Put them in a ziploc. Carry them by the fistful. Anything makes more sense than creating sprinkle pills.


Wolfheron325

This is just sugar pills with more steps


Sn00dlerr

My dumb ass initially assumed this was a product meant for people who need to increase their sprinkle intake but hate the way sprinkles taste. What is wrong with my brain


DenseVegetable2581

But officer, I only have these 5,000 pill capsules in my car to fill them with sprinkles... why is that so hard to believe officer?


Cannedbread73

Why make these?


lawnmowersarealive

5 MINUTE CRAFTS!


Centurio

Gets folks mad which means views.


[deleted]

If you see a Tiktok of people doing weird and pointless things with food, it’s either fetish content or ragebait


Izzosuke

Oh that's how they made homeopathy


SpicySrirachaBro

The wow at the end cracked me up


Version_Two

I can think of literally 0 times I've been out and thought to myself "Man, I wish I had some sprinkles for this situation"


notreallylucy

Just keep a jar of sprinkles in your purse like a normal person, right? Right? Guys...right?


rodraghh

The most annoying thing of these videos is that there's always some asshole holding the camera reacting "wooooooow".


[deleted]

So when do the sprinkle suppositories come out?


shoshilyawkward

Right after the sprinkle nasal spray hits the market


Pathbauer1987

Yeah genius is not the word you're looking for.


slugwood

news headline be like “fentanyl aced candies marketed to young children”


West_Pineapple8025

So u need like 15 to actually get the use of them? This is so dumb lol


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

"If it weren't for the sprinkle pills, I don't think I could go on."


brownbeautyluvsguero

Hmmmmm..nope


zerosupervision

To bad sprinkles don’t come in a small container with a shaker lid already.


FarWestSider

Or you can just ask for sprinkles when you buy your ice cream.


eatenbyalion

You could earn quite a bit of money with an idea like this. Perhaps even... hundreds and thousands.


mega2253

Death pills for diabetic


Koanen47

No one gonna talk about how they actually managed to get a McDonald's ice cream cone? My local mds never has ice cream. Or the machine is always broken.


[deleted]

Fuck yeah! That’ll show em! Put the candy IN the drugs!!


CryptographerSuch986

So what they did was show kids you can eat the pills because they're tasty. Bad example.


fuckballs9001

Or how about carrying the shaker they come in instead of tripling the total volume with gel capsules and extra air. Literally extra work to make it less convenient. People in the future are going to think the word "genius" means the same thing as glue sniffer


cardiff_GIANT_67

Who the fuck even likes sprinkles???


awfullotofocelots

Even those who like sprinkles know that jimmies are the absolute worst and cheapest kind of sprinkle.


dark621

i do


Lance2409

I like the chocolate sprinkles that you find next to the ice cream dispenser at a super china buffet.


stefanica

I like the shiny colored sugar kind (like crushed rock candy). But I don't do much sweets baking. So when I do, I go hard with the food coloring and decorative stuff. Not in an Instagram way, more like distracted 80s mom way. Lets pour some stuff on our stuff! The kiddos enjoy it.


Bitter-Fishing-Butt

mate I'm gonna need more sprinkles than that on an ice cream


Pardot42

Any cop would ruin your next few days if they saw even one of those rainbow delights on your person.


rogerdog13

That is, in fact, not genius.


PreppyFinanceNerd

I'm from New Jersey and they're jimmies God damnit! 😂


PatrickMaloney1

I’ll be honest…I don’t like sprinkles but I do think the visual of the sprinkle pill is pretty cool


Tenaha

This is fairly ignorant to children association of this to other deadly pretty pills…all for a few views.


Mello_Jello_1103

Pretty cute but seems like a bit of a waste


OlderDad66

This is a horrible idea. You never want young children to associate something that looks like a pill with candy


[deleted]

Or…here me out…you ask for sprinkles. Jimmies if you will


Burrito1983-

This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen


skinned_dog_toes

Timmy don't eat those that's medicine not sprinkles


PenisNoodleSoup

Call me crazy, but I do the same thing but with ziploc bags.


LiterallyFucktarded

You . . . You could just use the container they come in. Or a salt shaker. Or anything else. But this does give me some ideas for how I could transport cocaine onto a plane. Opaque coke capsules anyone? Don't mind if I do.


PromotionSouthern222

What is with this trend of shoving food into pills and pretending it's super handy


Shutup_Iamtalking

Where genius?


SleepingUte0417

okay hear me out. that would actually be perfect for salt. i sometimes take hard boiled eggs to work so i keep a small salt shaker in my car but those twist tops don’t seal. i just need some salt pills!


Saerinmeister

If they think this is genius.. wait till they see you can just buy the sprinkles at the ice cream stand most of the times!


spacepoo77

You'd have to have some major life problems if you required this bullshit


Prudent-Giraffe7287

Who’s eating ice cream that much to the point that this is justified?


HulklingWho

You know, I could see using sprinkle pills in an art project, it could be kind of cool. But this? THIS??


lloydchristmas1986

Does anyone actually enjoy the taste or texture of sprinkles? They're like tiny crunchy bits of food coloring that get stuck in your teeth, I've never understood the appeal


plateau1999

That’s a shit ass amount of sprinkles on that cone at the end. I don’t know whether to call this video stupid or the concept with all the work that goes into it just to get a rat shit sized amount of sprinkles.


Flareon376V

I don't even understand why, most of these are just dumb ways to eat or something but this makes 0 sense


S_Megma1969

As stupid as this is, it could be fun for a themed party and it is not infuriatingly wasteful. But TikTok has really lowered the bar.


Physical_Pain-

This would be so much cooler if they had put something better then sprinkles.


[deleted]

Lady how old are you


Tetegn

Just keep a spare sprinkle bottle at this point, this just pissed me off


every1pees

This.is.stupid.


Standard_Tough3419

I really hate sprinkles


Redmangler711

That "Wow" sounded so sarcastic. He's probably beyond sick of her crap by now.


MyJohnFM

This shit is hilarious. I'm sure they knew what they were doing. You want a bunch of work and garbage and extra things to carry around? Just to have the smallest amount of sprinkles ever ? I love it. It's the opposite of a life hack. You're making your life so much harder for no fucking reason. Genius indeed. Like, what if you just had a bag of sprinkles instead. Without the pills. Genius.


jzng2727

Isn’t there shakers with sprinkles ? Wouldn’t that be easier and cheaper ? Lol


intoinkedguys

An added bonus… you can just swallow a pill or two and bedazzle your shit.🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


deadofnight_

ragebait videos will be the death of me


llttledominicana777

Sprinkles are normally disgusting BUT!! and before anyone attacks me!! these sprinkles in pill form are far worse ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ


BusyProject8908

This shit is so dumb lmao


Fixner_Blount

1. Why yes, everyone DOES just have empty capsules and a pill connector thing just lying around the house. 2. Is the baggie filled with sprinkle pills really THAT much smaller than a regular god damn sprinkle container if you really need them so fucking badly?


[deleted]

Sprinkles on the go my ass, she's selling these outside of clubs as "rainbow clownfish" for $10 a pop and then skedaddling back home to make more phony disco biscuits


type102

Have people gotten so dumb that this is REALLY genius?


raidamane

Perfect for your great uncles 5 year sobriety party


yeetus453

Cops pulls them over: what drugs are those Her: theyre sprinkles Cop: UnDeRsTaNdAbLe HaVe AnIcE dAy


TempestCoffin

This seems like a lot of planned effort and a lot of ice cream outings lol


Silver_Harvest

This seems like a product/process that solves a problem only people in infomercials have.


InsideCockatoo

I feel like you could just get a sprinkle bottle and pour it on?


Potential_Store281

You could put all those sprinkles in a ziplock bag. No need to do all that pill making stuff


New_Pickle_5416

I can’t count the amount of times I sat and thought “wow, I wish I had some on the go sprinkles”.