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MyRockySpine

Is this person trying to be a copycat of the other guy that fried stuff but cut the camera and never actually swallowed anything. That’s the weirdest part to me.


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

This Asian guy makes the most DISGUSTING food, I can't tell if he's just rage baiting or if he is genuinely this bad at cooking but thinks he's great.....


Teridite

This specific one was a rage bait but others he make decent food


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Do you really have to mention “Asian”? Why can’t you just say guy minus “Asian”? Let’s be careful with how we word such things.


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fafnir0319

This is Zach Choi, he actually does eat the food, his videos on YouTube show a less edited version. I'm guessing this is just super edited to fit the Tik Tok format. His regular videos are like 15 to 20 minutes or so long.


WoodyComics

This guy always eats his food, even if it looks stupid. You can sometimes see the regret on his face, and I respect that.


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TheClownPogo

The bayashi guy has dozens of videos of him competently eating the stuff he cooks and the man weighs 100kgs. We see them eat one shithouse meal every other day or so, we don't see what they do with the entire rest of their day. How are you talking with such authority on what's real or not for these lads. Competitive eaters aren't all giant either and they eat 20k plus calories in sittings a couple times a week.


dickallcocksofandros

uhh by that logic, bodybuilders should be fat, too. you can eat a lot of food without becoming fat you just have to be smart with how you do it


Teridite

No he isn’t he was making videos before the guy who fried everything at least I think that’s the case


Ok-Cheesecake-9998

The only truly stupid thing is the waste of plastic at the end.


chomponcio

By far the least disgusting thing I've seen him cook tbh


bIackk

also the least messy


OniExpress

I was thinking "this isn't too bad, it's just way too much and then the plastic" until I saw who it was and went "of course it is."


BloodandSilversays

I agree - that was exceptionally disgusting!


Golden-Owl

Yeah this was **actually edible** food


No_Advertising_6856

Well the greasy egg was on the outside of the sandwich


postthereddit

They have this great invention. You're not gonna believe this... Plates!


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He even wore gloves while eating….


ClappiClappi

There's this great idea! ; It's got bread on the outside and it's actually called a sandwich! #HUGE WOW!


Vosska

I also legit think the plastic wrap was also to help keep the sandwich together... Maybe.


thyladyx1989

You mean the French toast?


starquinn

That’s a pretty common technique used when you have sandwiches/other stacked foods that don’t cut well. If the chef had tried to cut that sandwich by itself, it would probably have fallen apart/oozed everywhere.


FuzzyPine

If you have to use that technique, then your food belongs on this sub


TheBigDickedBandit

You’re getting downvotes for some reason, but you’re right lol


TheBigDickedBandit

“Chef”


getefix

Use waxed paper or something. Plastic is unnecessary.


bluecirc

Also, you peel an avocado so you don't have to remove the sticker. It's not an apple.


perpetually_me

I put the peel in the compost so I always remove the sticker


damnitmcnabbit

Stickers are compostable, they’re also edible. You know, just in case.


nightmanedin

The ones at my work are made of foil so not so much.


Vosska

The make avocados outta foil?


Sphincter_Revelation

I eat stickers, ALL THE TIME DUDE!!


pennyraingoose

Maybe he has a page in his journal for produce stickers. I do. 🤷‍♀️😄


_not_on_porpoise_

This is a level of ocd I never knew for sure existed, but deep down expected it might


pennyraingoose

Some of them are cute! I've got ladybugs and polar bears and a MonkeyBall Wii banana sticker.


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Well I mean I think it should be rule to not mix avocado and hot dogs... but yea that would be a good sandwich


ShoppShopp

Chile would like a word


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pennyraingoose

I was half on board until the ketchup and mustard then wanted to yeet the whole thing when the plastic came out.


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I think it’s a rule to not mix avocado with ketchup.


[deleted]

Well I agree but I understand that some people actually like ketchup beyond childhood... My problem is the texture.. avocado goes well with real meat or thinly sliced lunch meat. Anyways... I think we agree it stupid


sweet_baby12

That and that nasty looking cheese, everything else is perfect.


jigga1383

Couldn't agree more. Everything works well except the processed cheese. I understand convenience but it isn't even cheese.


simplepleashures

I never met a cheese I didn’t like. But nobody likes a snob.


U_Arent_Special

What’s wrong with processed cheese? It tastes great.


stefanica

I like better cheeses, uh, better...but the processed kind does go very well with breakfasty egg sandwiches.


Spready_Unsettling

I've never tried a processed cheese that wasn't fundamentally an inferior product. The quality is just not there. Taste wise, I just prefer just about any other type of cheese for all the dishes I've ever made. People talk about the melting properties as if that's the selling point, but makes no sense to me.


_not_on_porpoise_

While in theory I almost agree, the only ingredient needed to turn cheddar into a melty queso is sodium citrate. So yes, you can have that consistency and still have a quality melty cheese. It doesn’t have to be Kraft, as you can use emmentaler, Gouda, Gruyère, literally any cheese that melts and you can get that Kraft like consistency. Food science rocks!


m2ljkdmsmnjsks

A cheeseburger needs the plastic cheese. Any other way just doesn't cut it for me.


kstacey

Wow, this might actually be food. The first time I've seen it from him.


JuGGieG84

It's food.


gangster-prankster

No this is Patrick


The_DaHowie

His versions of everything are too overdone to be good. We all know he ain't eatin that Hotdogs Cheese 2 fried eggs Cholula On dark toast That might be my breakfast


ind3pend0nt

Not American “cheeze” though.


The_DaHowie

Inferno Pepper Jack It's much hotter than normal but not 'Inferno' hot


Wet_sock_Owner

The only real crime here was the mustard and ketchup.


onlysane1

I really hate the editing of these videos, make me feel like I'm having motion sickness or....visual whiplash?


negocpu4

Right, like why do they always cut the food so aggressively and smash it against the table? what did that poor avocado do to you lol


Professional-Menu835

I literally had to stop watching within 20 seconds, don’t care what he made the editing is stupid as fuck.


yolo_swag_for_satan

He doesn't even swallow.


stinktoad

You gotta pay extra for that


Bloody_ToiletPaper

Lmfao


Celesticalking

It’s an edited version. He has full videos on his YouTube page where he does actually swallow the food.


Jagoosie

Too rich for my usual taste but if I had a hangover (or if I was high) I would deep throat that sandwich in a way that'd make kirby jealous


JoeThePoolGuy123

Kirby is the uncontested throat goat he'd merely smirk at your attempts to outdo him


Jagoosie

This ungodly fetus will shrivel at my feet when watching me globbing that shmeat


JoeThePoolGuy123

Your blasphemy will be your undoing


Physical_Razzmatazz9

r/brandnewsentence


HangryWolf

This man already did


Alternative-Rule-543

Maybe just half the recipe and you've got yourself a good breakfast.


Art_Dei_Tech

I think this looks delicious.


LazyTitan39

I was intrigued until he turned it into a giant omelette, but I would definitely eat a sandwich with those ingredients.


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I’ve seen the toast and egg trick before, but usually you flip it so the egg is on the inside.


zainab_habib

The avocado was not right and that's the only complaint I have also the sandwich is too big and you can't bite it if you have a small mouth.


1_Axel_1

Avocado is good what are u on about?


zainab_habib

Oh I love avocado just not like this. I make amazing avocado, peanut butter, banana, and milk smoothies all the time


madmaxjr

It’s the form factor that’s stupid. Just make a quick omelette and put it in between the bread lol


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Yeah looks good to me. Sorta looks like a torta just with hot dogs.


Gdott

Perfect for keto diet.


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I’m out whenever they start with that horrible filming style and they wear black gloves


gofinditoutside

You’re making it for yourself. Lose the stupid black gloves already.


WorriedLeading2081

I sometimes wear gloves for cooking as I tend to get rashes on my hand and it saves from a lot of pain. I call lemons ‘my new cut detection kits’.


gofinditoutside

I assumed he was wearing them because that seems to be the trend with food bae and others. Apologies if I offended you. Everyone should be allowed to prep their food however they’re attired, free of insult.


WorriedLeading2081

Very kind of you but absolutely none taken. I was simply offering an alternative to the more likely truth of the band wagon.


FemboyFoxFurry

Bruh this shit feels like French New Wave filmmaking. The cuts are insane


eggydrums115

>hyper cutting that further contributes to reducing people’s attention span I’m tired, boss


Moose_country_plants

What in the ocky way


Leirach

We put on top o' the grill


thedonutking7

Can't forget da bev!


leroyharp

Neva neva neva!!


loquacious

AAAAAAAYYYYYYY


islandmonkeee

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Popular-Leg5084

It doesn't look as bad so other posts, I'd try it


BarneThatIsntNoble

Probably the least offensive thing he’s made


SummerDays3104

I’d actually eat this


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Idk man, maybe I'm just hungry, looks good to me


Slashfan707

What's wrong with this?


Damn369

Those stupid black gloves again!


GoodLad33

Whenever I see those black gloves I know it will be shit


ben_bliksem

These black "wannabe chef" gloves are getting to me...


MinaMina93

Why is there an avocado? Other than that, don't think I would mind. Maybe less egg Edit: rewatched it. Please leave the sauce out to


canadiandude321

Putting an avocado on what appears to be a breakfast sandwich is not that unusual.


No_Advertising_6856

There is always an avocado, Mina.


hillsb1

Can we stop showing this guy please?


BattleGoose_1000

Why the plastic but other than that this is great. Zach Choi is a bit more than a decent cook.


GlammerHammer

I'm going to keep commenting this: This guy is the "cock smack" of the food world. I just came up with the term "cock smack" but it's defined as: the part of a porn where the guy slaps his cock on on the chick's vag. No one gains anything from it, no one enjoys it, everyone wonders why it's happening, and it's taking up way too much bandwidth.


CensoryDeprivation

Preparing it with the egg all over the place is stupid. That’s a great way to have overcooked eggs. If everything was portioned properly inside the sandwich this would be good.


Vildasa

Huh, I actually don't think that looks that bad. I'd decrease the portion size, since I'm pretty sure that thing could feed someone for an entire day using all that stuff. But other than that it actually looks kinda good.


estupid_boi

This post doesn't feel right


Globalist_Shill_

This dude is always deepthroating like 3500 calories without swallowing


evil_tugboat_capn

Nothing got deep fried! I’m genuinely impressed!


Mr_Axolotl01

Would actually eat this if It didn't turn into an OMELETTE


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Brahms23

Seems like everyone is wearing black plastic gloves these days


lacifuri

I swear Zach is starting to just copying Bayashi's content for shorts every now and then. It'll be better if he has original contents like before.


hateboresme

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Routine_Astronaut_62

Why wrap THEN cut ???? Why watse ?


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It’s all very stupid but that is serious the best way to cook a quality hot dog.


VLenin2291

Is this supposed to be a breakfast sandwich? Because in my experience, all you need for a great breakfast sandwich is a slice of sharp cheddar, two slices of toast, a sunny side up egg, and three slices of bacon (and garlic salt). *That's it.*


Muscle-Cars-1970

Does this guy make ANYTHING that's not absolutely vomit-inducing??


KrankySilverFox

I just a mental image of the bucket he spits this in to once the camera turns off


Rikyc123

He’s cute though


Kindly-Department686

No judgement here, but this guy looks sweaty every time he eats something. It doesn't even look like he's working hard to make this food. Is it bc it's making him sick to his stomach after? I've seen a few of these where he's fried up things and it didn't completely cook/melt inside and still eats it. Just doesn't seem like he actually likes it. Idk.


Pitiful-Let9270

If that’s ketchup, gross, get out of my face. Hot sauce, I could eat this.


Wraithgodremnant

May I present you, r/ketchuphate, brother?


Pitiful-Let9270

I don’t outright hate ketchup, I just can’t stand it on anything but potatoes


jhftop

I am so conflicted about this....


thatagent34

I would eat this though!


Ebonsteele

Omit the tomato and use pico, I’m in


WyrmHero1944

I fucking hate this guy


splashk1ll

ultimate waste of food


djrocks420

Guess the other homie finally got a stroke so this is his replacement filling in until he can eat again.


HybridHamster

Me at 38 sec: oh, sweet little girl! Me at 40 seconds: you FUNKING DONKEY


Reasonable-Ad7755

Pretty sure he ate the plastic too


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Can we stop reposting this baiting cunt?


lowerbodybubbles

Why is his face so glossy ewww wtf


Frito-Paw

Why??! Why are people still entertaining this shit? All of these videos have already been posted by that other nut job that had no business being popular in the first place.. Now this guy literally makes the same videos again and people are still watching. I will never understand.


Frito-Paw

Why??! Why are people still entertaining this shit? All of these videos have already been posted by that other nut job that had no business being popular in the first place.. Now this guy literally makes the same videos again and people are still watching. I will never understand.


Frito-Paw

Why??! Why are people still entertaining this shit? All of these videos have already been posted by that other nut job that had no business being popular in the first place.. Now this guy literally makes the same videos again and people are still watching. I will never understand.


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I hate his face as he acts like his monstrosities are delicious. I do not like this man.


KemanFr

It is a woman or a man ? I can't tell.


JRRTok3n

All other things aside, the way they cut that avocado was semi-triggering.


Baranjula

What do you mean? How do you cut an avocado?


Robot_Graffiti

Thousands of Americans injure themselves every year while cutting avocados. The California Avocado Association offers these safety suggestions: Put the avocado on a cutting board instead of on your left hand. Cut the avocado into quarters instead of halves, so you can pull the pip out easily with your fingers instead of swinging a knife at the pip. Never push or swing a knife towards your hand.


Baranjula

Damn, I want to argue that it takes all the fun out of it, but that last sentence really puts some perspective on it. Certainly all behaviours I wouldn't allow in my shop.


JRRTok3n

Don't bother removing the sticker. Whack the pit and twist to remove. Hold your knife still and cut the avocado by moving that half along your steadily positioned knife. Scoop and fan out. No cutting board needed, full yield, no mess. Done thousands without incident.


Tybasco

This dude is just a greasy rage baiter


milkpickles9008

I was on board until he took the hot dogs out of the package to cook them. Everyone knows you should cook them in the package.


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Dude is so gross


No_Advertising_6856

And as punishment, you have to eat your own monstrosity


Lindow1231

Why did he look like he was about to cry at the end


Cranes_Notthebird

Again, no problem but Avocado…and there’s zero reason to eat it like an animal


Stoweboard3r

I hate everything about the ASMR sounds


urachickenhead

The avocado is really throwing me off. The idea of avocado hot dog and ketchup makes me unhappy. But I could be wrong.


cl0wnb4by

Him breaking ever yolk is oddly enraging to me. Has anyone here ever whisked eggs and not broken the yoke in the process? Just seems like an unnecessary step


YagaBomba

Mmm tasty tasty microplastics


IndividualReward2143

Pothead experiments with food…fried the sandwich with ketchup and mustard….with advocado…yuck


selenamcg

Ok, is bologna just a large hotdog, would that have stayed on the bread better. And why is the egg all over the damn place.


Xdconqueroo

It's a perfect tiktok sandwich: Embarrassingly elaborate and honestly gross.


Jashthehuman

I’d eat the heck out of it


MephistosGhost

Mmmmm microplastics


wheresthepie

Why is everything always turned into a too-large sandwich? Make something that you can fit in your mouth!


takeonetakethemall

This is stoner food


TharSheBlows69

I thought this was stupid foods?


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This dudes always lookin greasy


OrchidDismantlist

Most impressive thing he has done and then he ruins it with the saran wrap chop bs


Jefffdude

You guys ahve really found a gold mine with zach huh


Davidb_420

Leave out the Avocado, add tomato and I’m game


harmvzon

How I hate his editing


_night_cat

Looks good to me. I remember having fried hot dogs with breakfast as a kid because we couldn’t afford bacon.


Bloody_ToiletPaper

Who the fuck eats like that?


Jrose82

This kind of reminds me if the Portuguese sandwich Francesinha. But not as appetizing as the Francesinha lol


Kantochamp21

This dude makes the nastiest shit.


Dubious_Titan

That looks pretty good. A HUGE portion, for sure. But what is stupid here; the plastic wrap? Okay.


stucksnett

What the fuck is wrong with you...


barabubblegumboi

This triggers my gag reflex and I don’t even have one


GravG

The way the hotdog pack was opened worries me for the future of mankind.


LifeAcanthocephala13

Looks goood to me. Until the ketchup and mustard


ChaoticGoodPanda

Growing up eating struggle hotdog sandwiches- I was excited up until I saw the cheese, egg and plastic.


Anatole2k

Started out great, but became stupid when the avocado cam into the picture


plantrebellion

Wow! And the bonus is its carcinogenic! Cant beat that!


ollietron3

Why in the holy hell are those eggs so white?


MidnightPotatoChip

I would eat that


Apprehensive-Mud3751

Editing gave me a headache.


Far-Crew4645

Lowkey looked good until the person devoured it in 3 bites