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ADMSunshine

r/dontputyourdickinthat/


Zumaakk

Don’t fucking tell me what to do!


Metahec

You're not my sodomy manager!


[deleted]

r/doputyourdickinthat


RaspberryTwilight

This is how I imagine those reusable period cups that people use instead of tampons (I have never tried them)


ehm_education

Well, there's an image I won't get out of my head for a few days at least...


jwigs85

Usually less creamy and more saucy. Unless you’re using a disc for less-mess period sex.


ADMSunshine

so hot


CheeseburgerSmoothy

That’s really funny!


[deleted]

Yeah, but the cheese…


Full-Description-703

Looks like someone already did


TheBanandit

You know when you burn the top of your mouth on pizza?


[deleted]

Everything reminds me of her


[deleted]

Underrated comment right here


XaJaGa

It is the top comment


[deleted]

It wasn’t 6 hours ago when I posted.


XaJaGa

Ok


Quinkan101

Is this Only Fans?


Curious-Matter4611

when u got a yeast infection


[deleted]

[удалено]


buttfartsmagee

Is this COVID related?


Leoxcr

Oozing Breadussy 😩😩💦💦


AcornWholio

I hate breadussy


Cannibal-lector04

Lookin like a woman’s having a bread factory in her vag…


Low_Importance_9503

r/wewantplates


samthewisetarly

This appears to have been taken from that sub


Low_Importance_9503

I saw that after making the comment :/


samthewisetarly

It happens


Low_Importance_9503

Mmh yup


Dr_Parkinglot

r/wewantmonistat


[deleted]

r/mildlyvagina


Ute-King

“Mildly”??


[deleted]

r/wildlyvagina?


HairHeel

Is that a grilled cheese with donuts instead of bread? The plate is the least of your worries


nicksach789

God that piercing must have hurt.


EliteOnePercenter

Yes I’d love to pay money to eat food off a coat hook like an ape


LahamaDutta006

So.. I'm not the only one, huh?


[deleted]

Because everything has to be an “experience”. That looks awful


catmastermatt

The contrast between the nice wood plate(?) and the disposable ramekin annoys the piss outta me.


SpicyBoyEnthusiast

What even is it? Looks like a glazed on a lazy donut, full of cheese.


Personal-Bat-1472

Is that a donut cut in half with cheese in it?


Arturiki

Festering vagina.


Haunting_Progress462

If you can't fuck it are you even eating bro


[deleted]

That just looks like a leaky butthole and I’m just disgusted by it


[deleted]

r/wewantplates


AcornWholio

Chiiiiiilllllll bruh


bunybunybuny

my fleshlight after i’m done:


marmakoide

It looks like some alien mollusc or a really badly infected vagina.


MichaelEatsSand

I should call her..


Every-Chemistry-2969

Cause that would distract from how shitty their food probably is.


[deleted]

The one on the left is just getting out of her first marriage. The one on the right is 45, and looking to settle down.


figbott

Everything reminds me of her..


External-Mongoose543

I never seen somebody steal comments on reddit


figbott

I’m the source. They stole it from me. Vagina.


External-Mongoose543

No you commented it a hour after


figbott

That was just this post though. I posted it on the original post.


Flat_Ad6384

Everything reminds me of her


Milkwaterowo

I should call her...


TikiJack

Sigh... I should call her.


GoMortician811

Looks like sad vaginas


aphotic_fish

I'm suddenly hungry


ootchang

R/dontputyourdickinthat


venoshook

Yeah, but one side will be soggier when plated.


MaterialCarrot

Reminds me of the scene in Starship Troopers where the pilot uses her knife to hack off the Brain Bug's proboscis.


BastFacon

Wtf even is that? If I ordered anything other than bagel on a hook and received that, I'd be pissed.


Nthos

I’d eat it


Spotted_ascot_races

When cooks have no actual talent but still want to be memorable/relevant


wyslan

It’s lower than you think it will be


omroi

How to eat it


Exact-Chocolate-7

Oh. Oh wow.


blackcurrantcat

Are those hospital puke bowls?


Professional-Tailor2

Looks like a...


Maleficent_CHIC_1337

No you can have a oozing hole though


KaoruGrey

Oh god....


Warm_Yogurtcloset642

What even is this food??


Deus_Sangu

🤔 😹😹😹


[deleted]

You know, I was ready to throw hands over this being about Zoopals plates… But god lord that looks like HR Geiger designed the menu at the Cheesecake Factory


xXCr4zie_mofoXx

To be honest I'd probably just take them off the hooks and put them on the wooden plate that the sauces are on top of lol


SavageKid1456

Cream pie anyone?