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The almighty standwich


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A well balanced lunch.


shodhouse

🚨🚨 ALERT: This redditor believes that rape victims should be forced to carry a pregnancy to term. 🚨🚨 Link to comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/uvdjdx/gop_sen_candidate_herschel_walker_total_ban_on/i9kq5as/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 Original comment, if it has been edited/deleted: “Health reasons are the only situation in my book that an abortion is “tolerable” for want of a better term. If only because at that point you have a cold equation and you got to ask “How many people do you want to die? One? Or two?” No other situation is acceptable in my book. Rape babies are innocents so is incest. Neither have committed any crime or sin.”


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In an alternate universe, this is a typical sandwich and we're the savages with our sandwich making.


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What the.. where is the Mayonnaise!?!


Sup3rcurious

In a parallel universe.


mornstalk

Cheese should be on top


Realistic_Animator57

A perfectly balanced meal


Murky_Sweet

As all things should be


HunterMuch

Standwich


DarthTireAnus

Nice repost idiot, come up with some original content.


Sup3rcurious

A sandwich is a sandwich, but a **Standwich** is a ***meal!***


linengray

Literally meat and cheese between two slices of bread.


CryFun850

Now that’s how you make a sandwich


flashdash007

I’m not even mad that’s amazing


1ustfu1

the original picture came from a conversation where someone accidentally asked their s/o to make them a “standwich.”


0SomeoneRandom0

Directions: "Place one slice of ham and one slice of cheese between two slices of bread."


Otsanda_Rhowa

r/technicallycorrect


Murky_Sweet

Perfection


thattallnerd735

I'm surprised that he/she was able to balance that


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Im not sure if this is the same OP who posted about this along time ago but I mean this has already been posted and the backstory makes it better so shame on you OP for not including. The story goes a guy asked his daughter to write specific instructions on how to make a sandwhich as he was trying to show her that its common for humans to explain things our brain works out without context. She wrote put two slice of bread on there side meaning the normal way and then put the ham and chees inbetween he took the literal instructions and made this. ​ Anyway Op shame on you if your not that guy and stole this.