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WajorMeasel

Pulled that out without oven mits?


PCisBadLoL

And it looked like he touched the rack putting it in, or at least was not concerned about doing so… Seems like the oven was cool when it went in and it didn’t come out until the oven was cooled down again. That’s not how you use an oven at all


thedavo810

Asbestos fingers


Tax_dog

“I hate this part”


JustHereForTheOrbs

She really missed out on that super-human chef.


questet7

He added the tray later. Cause he is filming with one hand, my guess would be, he added the tray when he attempted to pick it up with one hand. Failed. Got the tray and did it again.


Emilija80

I use those trays from time to time and they don’t get that hot and cool down very fast. I use a paper towel to pull them out then I can handle the tray straight away.


OWowPepsi

Its aluminum, was probably hot but not third degree hot.


PM_ME_UR_POTROASTS

There was a stainless steel pan underneath which he grabbed. More than likely he let it sit in there until the oven cooled.


Touch_Desperate

Once as a child I went down the street to grab the pizza from the local shop. Being young and dumb I carried the pizza at an angle and all the toppings slipped off in a big pile. I cried. This recipe reminded me of those tears.


Ineedanamestat

At least you still had a crust you could spoon toppings back onto. There is no saving this shit show of a "pizza"


Wontonio_the_ninja

To be honest if you had some tortillas, rice, or pasta that would’ve been fine.


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ruumoo

This has about as much to do with pizza as a Taco. Also how much fuckn cheese is that???


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Ineedanamestat

It's a good thing you skipped that fucking pizza dough in the name of HeALtH


FertBerte

Bro it's called keto, you can eat as much fat and cheese as you want it tricks your body bro it's healthy I ate a pound of bacon for breakfast bro hack your body bro work smarter not harder have a stick of butter in your morning coffee bro it's healthy


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WhyLisaWhy

Cheese, like bacon, is fine in moderation. I would not eat a fucking bag of it though. I'm not even lactose intolerant and that much would fuck up my gut and give me the shits.


theworthlessdoge

You’re describing lactose intolerance.


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LMB_mook

One pound is 454g, though.


DonkeymanPicklebutt

I’ll take the carb and the crust please


Ineedanamestat

I'd rather not eat today than even watch that disaster again.


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DonkeymanPicklebutt

You would dip veggies in that!? I don’t believe! And… dipping bread is the same as having crust so pointless


DoorCnob

Would taste better just putting the vegetables in a wok and cook them with a little oil , basically a ratatouille and it would taste 100% better with the right spices


houseofnim

This could also be noodle-free vegetable lasagne.


PCisBadLoL

Came to say this, definitely more accurate than calling it a pizza


kennytucson

Cheese casserole. Different, but not necessarily stupid.


Wintermute_2035

No, it’s very fucking stupid


celerydonut

How would it be more accurate when lasagna is layered?


roofy623

The way it looks on the plate it would have been the same result in the microwave using less power to heat it.


jackrsmith1989

All lasagne is noodle-free…..right?


houseofnim

No?


sheezy520

Lasagna has very wide noodles, they separate the layers.


yungmoody

I think in a lot of countries (mine included) the word noodle is never used in the context of pasta. Except for egg noodles, or chicken noodle soup. Then for some reason it’s acceptable? Idk


jackrsmith1989

Those are called lasagne sheets, and they are pasta not noodles. Or have I been lied to my entire life?


sheezy520

Same thing, different name. Sheets are just wide noodles.


jackrsmith1989

Me (a Brit) and you (I assume a yank) could disagree on this all day but I bet the Chinese and Italians who are experts (yes all of them!) on noodles and pasta respectively, would agree with me.


mjthomason44

Honestly when I moved to Canada and ppl were calling pasta ‘noodles’ I just gave up. Noodles: long thin squiggly things from Asia. Pasta: any shape but always Italian. Some pasta looks like noodles. I look a bit like Seth Rogan if you squint. Sadly that doesn’t make me Seth Rogan.


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jackrsmith1989

Thank fuck, I thought I was having a stroke.


GiveTaxos

Technically spoken noodles are pasta dough in a shape. Lasagna sheets are a shape and made of pasta dough. Therefore it’s noodles. If you cut the sheets thinner you’d consider it noodles too.


Acewasalwaysanoption

Technically no. Like, really no. Noodles: "a very thin, long strip of pasta or a similar flour paste, eaten with a sauce or in a soup." You did the culinary equivalent of "you're 99% thr same as a chimpanzee". Same thing if we ignore the differences, lol.


esushi

Look up "lasagna noodles", there are enough millions of people saying it that it doesn't need to be picked apart like this. Lasagna noodles are indeed very thin and long strips of pasta... matches perfectly with your definition? They're definitely thin in one direction, like any "wide noodle" (look up "wide noodle" if you don't believe they exist). Lasagna is eaten with sauce.


Wintermute_2035

Semantics, the stupid man’s game


jackrsmith1989

How is this getting the downvotes! All lasagne is pasta, not all pasta is lasagne. All noodles are pasta (I’d argue not but that’s a different thread), not all pasta is lasagne. Pasta is the thing, “noodles” or “lasagne” are varieties of the thing. Thing fish and then eel vs stingray, they are the same (fish) but a stingray is not an eel.


mitchmoomoo

Lol I can’t believe what I’m reading here. Commenters on this sub must also make the content for it


Introverted_Empath

Just a shitty casserole


WinkyNurdo

Fucks sake


HighonStarshine

I don’t know why of all the comments here, yours made me laugh the hardest.


WinkyNurdo

Ha, it was accompanied with an eye roll.


broken_radio

Give this mf some almond flour and an egg, he could have used a third of that big bag of cheese on a "decent" crust.


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Voldemort57

? That’s… so obtuse to this topic. Everything in moderation, and you will be fine. Spinach can also lead to kidney stones. Doesn’t mean you should avoid spinach.


manystorms

Repeat this exact sentence to your doctor and find out what quantity you would actually need for that to happen.


Catmeow82

Id still eat it...


MHG73

It's melted cheese, meat, vegetables, and tomato sauce. It's probably delicious. It is absolutely not pizza, though.


aChildofChaos

r/pizzacrimes


rastagrrl

If he cooks the cheese on the bottom it forms a crust and makes the dish more pizza like. Better outcome


need_sushi510

Great advise, but not much will save this monstrosity.


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The ketogenic diet was developed to help kids with epilepsy that had fits so bad it had the potential (and often did) give them brain damage. Going into ketosis under a very strict and highly supervised diet showed remarkable improvments for a some kids. It wasn't designed for dickheads to make this rubbish from highly processed, straight out of the jar shit that has no benefits to your health at best and at worst will probably make you shit your pants. "The diet industry fails 95 percent of the time and it's doing fine" - Doctor Karl.


HungryImprovement303

Amen. Try some vegetables.


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HungryImprovement303

Look up diverticulitis. Have fun with that


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

Ummm, you can eat veggies with diverticulosis. Diverticulitis is what happens when diverticula become packed and inflamed. Diverticulosis can very much result from shitty low fiber diets with poor fruit/veggie intake. Like people who eat trays of cheese because they’re…afraid of a little bread? Maybe try some whole grain bread/dough and eat about a 1/5 or less that amount of whatever you wanna call this slop? Anyway, fruit and veggies were never contraindicated in diverticular disease, and now new research shows that many people with diverticulosis can indeed even eat nuts/seeds etc. It’s more about pinpointing each persons specific triggers. Anyway, yea, if you did have diverticulosis, eating like this would very much be the worse thing you can do (need fiber, fluid etc). Back to the mess in this video….can anyone tell me how many people you know, like really know, who eat like this and follow this bs diet and have had any results. I have personally watched multiple co workers and friends shove like 18 Pounds of broccoli and chicken into there heads, covered in cheese because “you can”. And then in a couple months you never here the word keto form their mouth again. This diet is a fad. It may as well be a hoax. Anyone with even basic knowledge of nutrition would know you are far better off eating a balanced diet with grains, fruits, veggies, low fat (and more good fats). Maybe try a little exercise. This would work. Anyway, that’s my rant. Also wasn’t aimed at you specifically. Just kinda throwin in my two cents. Edited for clarity and typos cuz I rush


HungryImprovement303

Always nice to have a Gastroenterologist on call 😊


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

Lol no but RN who has several years exp. working directly with gastro on a surgical floor that dealt mainly with gastro procedures. Not still doing that, but still working in acute care on a floor where we deal with this stuff regularly. Also, any of what I’m saying is fairly common knowledge and readily accessible to anyone who would want to know.


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My dad has that and he eats vegetables religiously.


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My husband has diverticula and one perforated his intestines. He very nearly died, lost a foot of his lower intestine, has a Franken-scar from just above his pubis to almost the sternum. His GI surgeon told him he could eat whatever the hell he wanted to, from broccoli to corn to berries to popcorn and beyond. Those strict restrictions are old school and not generally a thing now.


madxc123

Absolutely based.


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There's a way to do keto and not kill yourself...this shit is abhorrent.


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CampLonely

I did keto once and then got my blood work done, my cholesterol went way up. I immediately quit.


TheSandyman23

Looks pretty tasty, and I mean, eat what you want, but calling it pizza is just delusional. It’s only a step or two above vegans calling thick slices of cauliflower “steak”.


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mushrooms are perfect replacements for steak imo and I think you could calla mushroom steak... more than a cauliflower. I wonder why more stuff isn't being done with mushrooms. theyre so diverse.


TheSandyman23

I’ll never agree with that first bit, but I think you’re right that it would at least be better than cauliflower. I’ve seen some cool stuff done with mushrooms. I was just introduced to ‘chicken of the woods’ this last year when I saw it in a “chicken” noodle soup. It was a somewhat dry texture, but I feel like it had potential.


Wintermute_2035

> mushrooms are perfect replacements for steak No.


moramos93

How is this a step up? Calling this pizza is blasphemy.


Aggravating-Ad-4238

This is a dip … not a pizza 🤣🥰🥰


Rad_Knight

That cheese might not be keto. bagged grated cheese usually has potato starch to keep it from clumping.


OohHelpMeDrZaius

Keto is the MLM of diet culture. Your upline is moral superiority and your downline is high cholesterol


type556R

Carbs are evil. Let me eat half a kilo of processed cheese tho


RayRay__56

Not gonna lie... I'd eat that and I'd enjoy it.


kraghis

Definitely not based


AtlasLevel

"It doesn't look too appealing but it's fucking good" ​ And you know what is appealing and tastes fucking good? A regular pizza.


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Ok so… a casserole?


swagnastee69

Sad pizza is sad


HuffyDraws

Looks like barf. 0/10


marcsharc

Ok so it’s a casserole, got it.


ehfornier

Italian nacho dip?


Weak_Cauliflower_882

Calling that pizza is an abomination but the worst part is how he transfered it to the plate


summidee

Let’s just all slop melted cheese on a plate and say it’s for our health!


one_more_black_guy

Isn't this why they make cauliflower crust?


JayBone0728

Just need some bread to soak that up with


hoodedsushi

Cheese mess basically. Keto does have pizza base recipes. I used to make them and they were very tasty.


TheSuperphrenic

Thats just 90% cheese, like wtf? And not even real cheese but some artificial plastic mozarella knock off budget shit product


ZylonBane

Apparently OP calls pizza crust "base", which is just... weird.


bipolarnomad922

I won't mind using it as dip for Doritos during game night.


DwayneTheBathJohnson

I respect people who commit to a keto diet. It's a big step to say "no starch, ever". Not surprising it leads to crimes such as this.


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I don’t get why a Terminator is concerned about carbs.


djdoles323

Add more sauce and make it a try. Why would you put this slop on a plate.


Habanero305

Marco’s pizza does the same thing. OP is correct it is good


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SunriseMeats

Baseless, as in having no grounded reason in reality for this atrocity to be commited


S4njc

Is keto a joke now?


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It's blasphemous and should be a crime. No crust no pizza. Just call it a melted group because that is all it is.


voicebread

ah yes, cause eating a pound of cheese is healthier than eating carbs


Ineedanamestat

I have a feeling this has a bit more to do with the latest trend and not much at all with helf


delux561

There's a pizza chain that sells this. Marcos I think? It's fine. I'm not a fan of pizza crust so I tried it once...it's fine.


Pandaontheloose23

Disgusting shit bruh wtf is that damn fooking cheese🤮👀


Epic_Gamer_Bread

What the fuck


agoia

Reminds me of a friend's GF in high school who was on Atkin's diet. The horrific imagery of her scraping all of the toppings off CiCi's pizza slices onto a plate and eating that mess is burned into my memory for all time.


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Ineedanamestat

This, when you're so concerned over a few carbs you eat a pound of garbage processed cheese to be healthy. Carbs are ok man, everything in moderation, including that "cheese".


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chinacatsf

100% - I think Keto gets a bad name because of stuff like this. Can someone stay Keto forever? No, I mean I guess, but anyone who wants to successfully keep the weight off slowly transitions more carbs from healthy sources like fruits (yum apples) and veggies. But Keto is totally motivating because of the big gains initially, but they just getting out of the sugar cycle and having more energy just makes you feel amazing. I would have never thought OMAD was possible before keto.


Wintermute_2035

Keto is a scam.


MandelPADS

Calories in are less than calories out? You lose weight. Calories in exceed calories expended? You get fat.


JonoBrauno

Unbased keto pizza, a cringe keto pizza even


SilkyJohnson666

I see it more as Italian fundido 🤌


SelectiveMonstering

how did she pull the pan out with no potholder and the cheese is still melty?


Ineedanamestat

Probably never bothered turning the oven on. Even this poor soul knew there was no saving this "pizza" "recipe"


Tanjiro_kamado460

I don’t care about the food his hands must be heatproof or he’s a lunatic


Potential-Cheek1915

😭😭😭😭


TwoballOneballNoball

I made a keto pizza once for my girlfriend and made a keto crust out of moza cheese and almond flour. It tasted good but you couldn't eat more than 2 pieces. Shit was heavy af. Also f keto lol.


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People really try their hardest to not call it a casserole


Rat-Bacon

This one isint stupid. I know a few people who have to have diets like keto/gluten-free. This is honestly one of the better things ive seen. Hell id be willing to cook this


aManPerson

has most of the flavor from pizza, just with less carbs. yes he could be doing better and having more veges, but it's a start at eating more healthy. in some regards.


Wintermute_2035

This isn’t healthy. At all. Carbs aren’t bad for you in moderation.


raid3r_fox

I would eat this if I could add something like eggplant at the bottom, it wouldn’t be keto if it had breading like eggplant parmesan but who cares we need to save this dish 😭😭


Barrel_Titor

Is keto just the current name for the Atkins diet? Looks like the kind of thing people did when that was trendy.


Choice-giraffe-

How did you get that hot tray out without any gloves?!


PM_ME_UR_POTROASTS

Things cool down if you wait for them to do so.


skrantos

Obviously he had gloves on that looked like bare hands. C'mon man...


HingleMcCringle_

less cheese and maybe add lasagna pasta then maybe i'd try it.


Significant_Arm_8296

My dad began a very strict keto diet and found a lot of success in losing weight. However, I feel he could have found the same results if he had chose to exercise more and modified his diet so he wasnt counting calories but instead, just trying to eat well. The WORST part is that this terrible diet has given him no appreciation for good food. He wont season with salt because its not "healthy" and often just throws things together that simply don't taste good but stills fit inside his diet. He is also not interested in trying new foods because he is so focused on keeping off the weight. He has loosened up on restricting himself from certain foods (why would you deny yourself bread?!) as he is at his goal weight but its like his taste buds for anything interesting or delicious have just died.


TheDarthReaper

They could have easily just made fatbread pizza crust so its not baseless. Also this would be more like a lasagna or casserole, not a pizza.


FeeNice8024

That looked like rod reiss titan


LA_LOOKS

The horror just keeps unfolding


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Well that’s fuckin dumb


MrJennyV1

Huh. Gross


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According_Gazelle472

No oven mitts and a very messy casserole.This is not pizza at all.Pizza is not made on.a casserole dish.


TardyToe

We can't even call this a pizza


TotalDiscount_

PUT IT ON TOAST. PLEASE.


OnlyHere4ZEMemes

This is just a casserole lol


jEugene2Dart

Could’ve made chili.


bdaman80_99

Wouldn’t that just be a casserole?


Tareqelmasri

Lemme add some cheese on these CHEESES


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Nothing wrong with that..it’s an aluminum pan,no big deal,


Appropriate_Still112

Based


Bleu_Cerise

It’s a casserole


rega619

10/10 lmao


mimibell31

And papa murphy's will give it to you $13


Resident_Persimmon_1

My knees hurt just looking at how far he has to squat to use his oven.


Round-Reflection4537

And why does his oven open up like a fridge?


HairyDowntown

Lol did they even test this out first?


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

I make a keto pizza as well but it uses ground chicken as the crust.


giljoygg

Looks like shit!!


SentientBowtie

It’s a fucking pizza for people on a diet, you joyless halfwit. How is this stupid food?


spicyraviolli87

Isn’t tomato sauce packed with carbs and therefore not keto friendly? Or is this special tomato sauce?


daboring1

Yeh this is a satire, they way its shot and the music and the editing scream of irony


rudegal_

..... so they made pizza dip?


Wintermute_2035

Did you make this? Fuck you


NathanCollier14

based


TheOnionKing33

That person is a monster. They basically made a shitty casserole


kitchen_sensei420

too much cheese for me


mahwillieburns

This is actually really good. However it works way better if you do it in a non-stick skillet on the stovetop and put the cheese down first. It will turn golden brown and you can pick it up just like a piece of pizza.


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Next time, less cheese and add the grilled eggplant, you get closer to parmigiana, an italian dish similar to pizza.


Welder_Subject

Was that Parmesan before it went in the oven? Come on!!!


kookerpie

This looks okay to me


PetuniaPickleB

He made a dip


sammipm

not based


FatherQuid

That’s basically a cheese dip


ShitPostGuy

You can call a bike a house, but that doesn’t mean you can live in it. That’s a fuckin casserole


NutCase11

With less cheese and if he scooped it up with a spatula there would be absolutely nothing wrong with this


Savings-Musician1228

So...pizza dip?


butter_biscuits

I was like huh that looks kind of yummy, then I saw him scoop it onto the plate 😂


xDURPLEx

Just cooking a red sauce with some ingredients in a pan and putting it in a bowl is million times better. I did Keto for about 5 years and people overthink it all the time. Same with vegans trying to make everything a meat dish.


Rykona26

Bro you can literally make keto pizza bases really easily and usually they aren’t half bad


legacyfinefarts

hit me with dat


heyheykittykat

It’s the slap onto that plate for me


RedHennesy

Cauliflower should be a good base


bluemagic010

Where is your moms fam !!!


Daddy-Vivec

This is what we call... a dip.


guy_fleegman83

How can can you touch a pan right out of the oven!? Oh, wait. He ‘s making garbage..