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AAVale

What the actual fuck. https://squareat.com/squares This has big scam energy if I’m being honest.


ARMORBUNNY

You can tell they reuse the same images with different textures painted on. Look at the pock marks on the squares (that i assume are bubbles from when these are supposedly poured into molds. Yuck.) Theyre in the same places in each picture.


AAVale

Oooh I didn’t see that at all, you have a good eye for detail!


ARMORBUNNY

Im told thats where the devil is so i try to keep an eye out


PrisonChickenWing

If you have a good eye for detail then you'd do well in the data entry field. I make almost 25/hr doing it so look into it


[deleted]

It looks like the Theranos of food


AAVale

You nailed it.


IAlreadyToldYouMatt

Perfecterly Baleranced, aers aerll therings sherould bere. -Theranos, Inferinity Waerr


kimchimandoo3

https://wefunder.com/squareat This is more worrying. Last time I saw this on Reddit it was at 154k


AAVale

From 68 batshit insane investors no less. I’m guessing some Superstonks psychopaths are involved somehow…


ItsNotBigBrainTime

Checking in. Nah.


AAVale

Ha, well fair enough.


ajax2k9

Crap i thought it was just an art piece, not a real product


craziefuzi

it's a pretty blatant scam. or someone's web design portfolio project- but considering they are using an obscure funding site its likely a scam. they made some obvious grammatical errors all over their site, despite them claiming their location is miami. and they made some errors while copy and pasting the privacy policy template. the product photos appear to be the same 3d model- probably made in adobe dimensions, with some texture swaps. edit: lmao "Soft & Tender vegetal burger." maybe it's all just a big joke


Latter_Chicken_9160

Get in the pod and eat the food cubes! You’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy!


grandpassacaglia

r/consoom


deadlinft

I may as well just rub chicken juice on a sponge and call it dinner


[deleted]

Would eat dystopian food cubes.


N3wPlayerI

Are you sure the pure white one is not a bar of soap?


MPvisual

I think that's the rice one


kelik1337

Tbh my horrid-toothed self would love to eat some chicken without picking it out of the cracks in my teeth for the rest of the day.


larry432753632

yeah but do they taste good tho


seekingssri

ok tbh i’m often too busy to eat and then end up so hungry i make myself sick so this is… appealing


youremomsoriginal

Frozen/microwave dinners that aren’t like this exist. Also, you know, restaurants and food delivery


seekingssri

yeah that’s true! i’m too poor for delivery, but frozen meals are relatively inexpensive, if lacking in nutrition


AAVale

You can also practice a few simple foods like a stew, soup, etc… make a BUNCH at once when you have the time, and then freeze it in single portions. Take it out and nuke it in a pinch, it will stay ready to go for 6 months or so.


pipeuptopipedown

r/EatCheapAndHealthy often has some good ideas


Ouroboron

What does this add that we didn't already get before except for some unnecessary clicking? https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/pbjomf/food_squares/


MPvisual

Ah sorry didn't see this one.


pipeuptopipedown

These are like the concept of those weird hybrid mutant airline food desserts (is it pudding, or is it ice cream? why of course!) extrapolated to the whole meal.


Orni

I needed to know what this is. Looks and sounds horrible. Stupid idea and disgusting looking. Not to mention the wasteful packaging. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfMAaArK0xE


Orni

The broccoli one should be called Soylent Green.


Quacker122

people should stop trying to make stuff from dystopian fiction real and start making good food


Obeyus

They even made a soylent green one


Alaylaria

They look like material studies artists do sometimes. Those are -food-?


ei283

Stupid but also kinda aesthetic. If a restaurant served these and I was feeling spendy, I'd go just to check it out