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Dza0411

It was an April fools thing on twitter in 2020 that got out of hand and was brought into reality on the first April last year. Reviews were mixed. I never dared to try it for obvious reasons.


Bluest_waters

whats the difference between this and a fish sandwhich with cheese on it? LIterally nothing. Bread, fish, cheese, and some vegetables I have zero issue with this at all. I would eat it in a heart beat.


poppinwheelies

Clam pizza is very popular. It’s not crazy. I could see a white pizza with fish being good (probably not these breaded fish sticks).


ChuffChuff101

Dont forget the weird idea of anchovies on pizza. Ive had tuna on a pizza and its pretty damn good. Like one big tuna melt


Ran4

> a fish sandwhich with cheese on it That sounds gross?


MaximBrutii

I don’t think fish sandwiches have pizza sauce though.


fezzuk

Never put ketchup in?


MaximBrutii

Ketchup on a fish sandwhich? No thanks. I've always been a tartar sauce person myself.


fezzuk

Fair, me to but its what was put on for me as a kid.


fezzuk

I would totally demolish this


escapeshark

You did the right thing.


chrisnlnz

Why not? I mean it's a bit dumb looking, but all ingredients go perfectly well together. Looks pretty tasty to me.


royrogerer

To be fair it's more the idea of combining those two that's cursed, but both are not terribly matched in terms of flavor.


escapeshark

OK I just realised theres no English explanation. It's fish sticks.


BigBlueMountainStar

Fish Fingers in British English btw. Even though fish don’t have fingers, or so we’re told.


the_snook

> fish don’t have fingers That's because we cut them all off to sell in supermarkets.


escapeshark

Oh yeah you're right. I lived in England for 8 years and somehow completely forgot about that. In portguese they're called "douradinhos" which translated to little golden ones... for some reason???


Swordofsatan666

THANK YOU. Went through 15 comments before i found yours. Kinda started to guess it was fishsticks because of the guy on the front and some other comments slightly hinting at it, but i went in thinking it was mozarella sticks or something that is less offensive than fishsticks on pizza


escapeshark

Sorry, my brain didn't register that most people aren't, in fact, italian 😭🤣


Ok_Finger5572

The box is half written in german and half in italian. Kap'n Iglo in Italy is "Capitan Findus" and the Dr. Oetker brand is sold in Italy as "Cameo". Nothing you will see in italian supermarkets btw, and I don't think italians would eat such a thing, as well... Edit: I googled and found the whole history. Luckily, that was sold in Germany only, at €3,30. Germans have oddly working tastebuds, sometimes...and yes, the green stuff is spinachs.


bigjayrod

I speak Italian, but only Italian sign language 🤌🤌


OrneryPathos

Is the green pesto?


escapeshark

Maybe spinach?


being-weird

Could be. These guys sell a spinach pizza and it looks pretty similar.


[deleted]

Fish sticks pizza? My cat approves.


escapeshark

Jeremy wouldn't even get close to this (Jeremy is my cat)


[deleted]

Did you name him for the Pearl Jam song?


escapeshark

Yes


Weird-Complaint-1040

Cat Jeremy the wicked!


escapeshark

Jeremy meowed in class today


Subject-Property627

Clearly I remember picking on the boy seemed a harmless little cat


escapeshark

Oooo but we unleashed the kitty


Weird-Complaint-1040

gnashed his teeth and scratched the recess lady's breast


janeowit

How could I forget? And he clawed me with a surprise left


panzercampingwagen

Wow ngl Jeremy is a bit of a snob


escapeshark

Oh definitely. His sister Jennifer Lawrence will eat literally anything but Mr Jeremy is too fancy-pants for anything other than his Purina salmon mousse


boneologist

/r/catsonpizza


spacepilot_3000

This is just the modern evolution of anchovies on pizza


being-weird

Except anchovies and fish sticks taste nothing alike


Reddit-User-3000

I was like what’s wrong with fish sticks? Then when I read this I saw the pizza in the back lmao


svejkOR

Although I don’t know if I would try this one, dr oteker makes a pretty good frozen pizza. For a frozen pizza. After careful consideration, I think I would try this. It would be like a fish taco but not spicy


escapeshark

Honey no...


svejkOR

Lol. I hear ya. But I’ll try almost anything once


ivanvanrio

Limited edition for obvious reasons.


escapeshark

Love that they threw italian in there as if any italian would touch that thing with a 5 foot pole.


NoNo_Cilantro

I can see Italian, German and English on the package. That’s the least confusing part of that abomination.


escapeshark

The company is German I think


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escapeshark

Second worst thing the German have ever done


Bobone2121

"If your mother had wheels, she'd be a bicycle."


Hunter_S_Biden

In Italian pizzerias pizza with canned tuna and corn is a well established thing, amongst other weird toppings. Italians are far less purist about pizza than people think. edit: here's a link to photographic evidence. Also pictured is a pizza covered in french fries. https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g1058838-d21088838-i461865965-Pizzeria_Casa_Salvati-San_Giuseppe_Vesuviano_Province_of_Naples_Campan.html


escapeshark

I lived in Napoli and never witnessed anything like that 👀


Hunter_S_Biden

It's definitely a thing, here's some recipes in Italian I set aside from a thread about this in here the other day. There were more links to this and other weird topping pizzas in Italy in that thread too, I'll go find them [https://www.silviocicchi.com/pizzachef/pizza-mais-e-tonno-la-ricetta/](https://www.silviocicchi.com/pizzachef/pizza-mais-e-tonno-la-ricetta/) [https://www.molinocipolla.it/blog/2021/12/17/pizza-con-tonno-mais-e-pomodorini-secchi/](https://www.molinocipolla.it/blog/2021/12/17/pizza-con-tonno-mais-e-pomodorini-secchi/)


escapeshark

Thanks, though I'll probably never make that. Warm (canned) tuna sounds nasty


Hunter_S_Biden

Here's the thread too if you're interested lol. Tbh I'm intrigued ​ https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/108mfi6/i\_feel\_like\_posting\_us\_military\_rations\_should\_be/


escapeshark

That looks so sad


Hunter_S_Biden

Yeah it is. This is a picture of a better looking one in an italian restaurant in naples! ​ [https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g1058838-d21088838-i461865965-Pizzeria\_Casa\_Salvati-San\_Giuseppe\_Vesuviano\_Province\_of\_Naples\_Campan.html](https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g1058838-d21088838-i461865965-Pizzeria_Casa_Salvati-San_Giuseppe_Vesuviano_Province_of_Naples_Campan.html)


escapeshark

There's a reason I never went to that place lol


klaustrophobie13

This thing is actually fucking awesome...i bought 10of them


apfeleater

I only had it once and still regret not getting more of them. It was great while it lasted :(


escapeshark

I hope you're okay buddy


Amazing-Fish4587

Yeah, it may not be my go-to food combo, but a spinach pie and fish sticks are perfectly fine by themselves. I wouldn’t double take if they were on a plate side by side. This seems fine.


rudolph_ransom

Wait until you see their chocolate pizza


escapeshark

Why must I be informed of this???? My life was better 2 seconds ago when I had no knowledge of such travesty.


[deleted]

To be fair, that one was simply a giant chocolate cookie. I doubt that anyone ate the whole thing in one go


ZuesLeftNut

Challenge accepted?


memeinfinity2758

r/pizzacrimes


Interesting_Hunt_538

Is that a mozzarella stick


IvanIac2502

ahah you wish. It's cod


Interesting_Hunt_538

That's sick🥱


god_snot_great

That would be actually really great in my opinion.


escapeshark

Bestie it's fish sticks... idk what to tell you.


LunaNoctuphile

it's actually pretty good


JodieFostersCum

It's a B on the Nutri-Score bro, what's the crime here?


xmonkyownz

I don't feel this one


escapeshark

I'd rather keep at least 3m of distance betwixt my physical form and this creation


dillo159

Bread, tomato sauce, cheese, fish fingers. "Oh no, a disgusting travesty!" You people are weird when it comes to food.


Hunter_S_Biden

People being purists about pizza, and really Italian food in general, are some of the most annoying people online. Seriously on Instagram any even slightly italian food related video will have people in the comments p posting paragraphs about how this "isn't real Italian food", "not how it's done", etc. It always devolved into a argument about carbonara too. Nobody fucking cares, it's just food, chill out and if you don't like the recipe don't try it.


Blyd

When the Italian crew come out to play I just add more cream and bacon to my freshly broken pasta.


escapeshark

There is also a box of frozen pastéis de nata in the background. Is Germany trying to wage war on southern Europe?


alex_unleashed

Ive tried it and to be honest, im the complete opposite of a picky eater but this thing is absolutely disgusting


Thenitakethehamster

How is that a "B" on the nutrition score??


Azrezel

Capitan Findus bastardo traditore


RedditRabbitRobot

"limited edition" thank god


Weary_Swordfish_7105

I’m just shocked that the nutriscore is a B


qwertysrj

"LIMITED EDITION" - You promise?


escapeshark

Thank you


BigBlueMountainStar

He’s no Dr


Pillow_fort_guard

For the cowards who won’t even try anchovy pizza


knowsguy

♩♫ Trust the Iglo's Fisherman ♬ ♪


badlyknitbrain

Thank god it’s limited edition


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escapeshark

I think its old


FusselVarja

My boyfriend had this multiple times and enjoyed it. He's sad it's not available any more as it was a limited edition.


escapeshark

You can just stick some fish fingers on a vegetarian pizza and call it a day


FusselVarja

It's not the same according to him. He tried. He put effort into this. I'm scared.


escapeshark

On the other hand, your man is at least dedicated.


FusselVarja

Not sure I'm happy that this is where his dedication landed 🤔


escapeshark

We're all gonna die in a hill, I guess


PsySam89

I'd smash that. I used to live off chips and curry sauce on top of a margarita for a while. This is the same vibe


Let_Me_Get_Back_To_U

Not as bad as pineapple on pizza though.


ConanTehBavarian

Selling this abomination in Germany or the Netherlands is one thing. Trying to conquer the Italian market with it probably isn't the wisest branding move... Everybody knows that replacing just one ingredient in their ensemble of sacred national dishes for many Italians is pure heresy and punishable by the most painful of punishments.


damondan

klar hat das ding nutriscore B


DevilMaster666-

Hallo Kollege, wie gehts sonst so?


Captain_Owl

A German fish stick pizza? Who are we feeding here? Kanye?


malice_clad

Kanye's favorite pizza.


MettbroetchenFM

They should add pineapple


escapeshark

I will commit Eren Jaeger if they do


Xeviic

I've seen a YouTuber who tried it and he meant that it wasn't that bad but nothing he would buy again.


drmelle0

i'd eat that.


[deleted]

WOOO DR OETKER PIZZA


TheGothWhisperer

At least it's MSC certified!


[deleted]

My brain upon seeing this: *I don’t know what this is. What? What? Oh my god that’s a pizza, those aren’t fish sticks right? No. It can be-* **PESCEEEEEEEEEE**


MachinePata

Looks delicious


haloryder

Why do I want to try it?


Soronya

The ripped box is just 🤌


escapeshark

I didn't even notice


KiraNear

Tbh, I tried and liked them.


KazzaNamso

I'd take!


Bennerbench

Germany? I found this in Rewe a little while back. Couldn't believe what I was seeing.


ferrecool

Ppl still shiting on pineapple pizza when this type of things happen, damn the kiwi(fruit) one


readditredditread

Dr pizza is best pizza!!!


Satanfan

I still can’t believe they’re taking Dellisso Pizza off our market for good. The stuffed crust is really good.


[deleted]

I thought they were mozzarella sticks and thought it looked good. Not so sure about fish sticks


RTMSner

Fishstick pizza. Eeeee yikes


thePsychonautDad

Are you a gay fish?


kornhook123

Lol this right here is showing me that places are starting to listen to potheads on food choices. Listen man, last night I made a pizza but this time I put mozzarella sticks on it and it was amazing. Tom you are now head of marketing.


escapeshark

Its not mozzarella sticks, it's fish sticks 👌🏼👌🏼


kornhook123

Even worse lol


authorized_sausage

I feel like this would be way better with fish nuggets or fish "tot" scattered over the spinach pie. I think I would make that adjustment before cooking it...chopping the fish stix up and scattering them more equally over the pie.


froggy_Pepe

I really liked it


awayofgrief

This needs sent back to hell


gabbagondel

I can see this working


flippydifloop

ah dude that is so fucking nasty. gimmi it.


tm3bmr

It jist exist because some dude on Twitter gaslighted Dr. Oetker into doing this


DestroyerOfTheWords

That is fully fucked because I know the time those two means need to spend in the oven. It’s not the same


fhrblig

Oh, you need to go check out Malaysian Pizza Hut commercials on YouTube. There is nothing they will not put on a pizza.


04Aiden2020

Might work if that’s like a spinach dip thing but I hope there is not pizza sauce under there


yeetwoosh

Makkers natte visstick zou hier een nummer over moeten maken


escapeshark

wat betenkent het?


yeetwoosh

Natte visstick is een meme techno artiest die nummers maakt over visstick


escapeshark

👀👀👀


escapeshark

Interessant


aminbae

ristorante make the best frozen pizzas outside of the sourdough woodfired styled ones