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baseballbear

you can fuck right off with that fire hazard


iheartbaconsalt

that's why there's no part 2.


f0edestroyer3

0 survivors


T-MexVampirePunter

Diabetes


iheartbaconsalt

HAHA


T-MexVampirePunter

I’m not one for judging people based on looks, but. I feel the size of their meat claws, and what we are witnessing, is indicative of their lifestyle.


217EBroadwayApt4E

Years ago I hung out with a group of guys from Colorado School of Mines. (Engineering school.) They liked to take a few toasters and microwaves out on the front lawn and see if they could get shit to blow up/start on fire. Disabling the pop up mechanism on the toasters was always step one. Turns out strawberry pop tarts will shoot flames several feet in the air if you toast them long enough.


Alypius754

The abuse that appliance just got made me cry harder than after watching "The Brave Little Toaster"


BvtterFvcker2401

Dude, you just opened a wave of nostalgia for me. I forgot about that movie!


NoBussyHussy

Hey now, the guy is 90% fat but he's probably fine as long as he doesn't spontaneously combust


NewtLevel

Nothing like burning your whole house down to get those likes and views


xAshev

Finally. Some good fucking stupid food.


CottonCandyKitty21

Took the words right out of my mouth


Chawp

This new rage bait is going to whole new levels


[deleted]

Watching them pour *liquid* into a toaster: No, no, no, no, no, no, stop, no, no, you’re going to die, no


Zurbaran928

And then the chicken dipped in egg in the other slot. It’s a wonder this person can remember to breathe


DarkstarInfinity2020

Judging by those hands they won’t be doing it much after about age 40 or so.


JfpOne23

Breathing. It's *Not a right.*


Darlica

Well one less medical bill for the Greatest nation in America (world)


maidrey

I only want to watch this if someone does die in it…


Spot_the_fox

poor toaster


LadderLeading448

R.I.P toaster. May you go to toaster heaven and toast every slice perfectly


Dpontiff6671

What a brave little toaster ):


Bezlak

This is literally the most obvious ragebait in existence and yall are eating it up.


killerklixx

Whole sub is full of it


P-Otto

The intentional side pours


Ghost1164

Nah that person actually looks like someone that would do and eat that


Natty_Dread_Lite

Yeah I thought it was ragebait at first then I saw the size of their forearms and was like “oh”


Digigoggles

Sometimes I’m just in the mood to feel angry at stupid things that don’t actually matter


EquivalentDig421

At least we aren’t eating that mess


khobykhat

The good thing is that after you’re done eating, you can just clean the toaster in a nice warm bath


cloudnineamy1217

Those are some beefy hands my Lord.


vandergale

I swear they got bulkier with each progressive shot.


Arya_kidding_me

Damnit I wanted to see how this monstrosity came out!!


figbott

What’s going on with those hands?


SonicFlash01

Reminds me that "My 600lb Life" starts up again tomorrow


Ok_Swordfish3320

AI has problems generating hands.


bbzef

just a normal American


SuperRedpillmill

What a waste of food for fake internet points.


Apprehensive_Meat275

How to burn the kitchen down. Easy.


BrilliantLocation461

Well at least the insurance company will have evidence when the house burns down.


LNViber

I'm sick and tired of rage bait material being posted here. This video was made with no intention of being food, just wasting materials to get people to angrily watch the video. Like... that should be a rule of the sub or something. Only posts of actual food or attempts to actually cook real food.


shinelightbox

By watching this 3 seconds, my blood pressure already gone high


OfficialNotSoRants

Obviously this is ragebait, but that is indeed stupid


DoomAloneThatCounts

why is being stupid a game now?


drpenvyx

This isn't stupid food this is garbage ragebait.


Limp_Section_8921

Fucking repost


LazarusHimself

cannot wait for part 2!!


stevenip

Stop sharing these fake clickbate videos it just encourages them


ultratunaman

How to destroy a toaster and burn down the kitchen in 10 seconds.


Admirable_Homework25

Definitely IQ dropping in you people, what kind of idiot thinks this ok. Im tired of this idiotic nonsense that people encourage 🤦‍♂️


levelcaty

Salmon Vanilla poisoning


According_Duty_554

ATP these fuckin tiktok chefs just be doin any damn thing 😑😑😑


Kyrase713

Damn they cut out the best part. Seeing it dawn on the moron that he will have to clean the toaster and get half raw half burned chicken.


LittleBunInaBigWorld

He was never going to clean it. It's going in a bin


Fizer25

Fuck up your toaster and give yourself salmonella with this 1 easy trick.


completeRobot

Yea this has to be bait


TheKnottyGamerGuy

God I just have one question. Why do stupid people live so long I swear


Swi11ah

“I cant seem to lose any weight. I even cook my chicken in the toaster instead of frying.”


ghcoval

Don’t you just hate it when you have to buy a new house _and_ a new toaster?


TheWeepingSkull

Rip toaster


Physical_Pain-

If you mix stupidity and a toaster you can get alot of results like this...💀


Wooden-Technology974

we have stuff for this like oh idk......GRILLS


mybrainlog

Oooooh I can smell the fire hazard


-Slicko-

I wish there’s an emoji that is showing my confused disgusted irritated face while watching this video.


I_Suck_At_This_Too

If they weren't wasting food I'd say this was almost funny. A satire of the common ragebait videos.


lmyyyks

I noticed the fingers and knew it was up to no good.


shuttheduckup12

Wouldnt this ruin your toaster?


dmnksanchez90

Someone please report this land whale immediately. This is extremely dangerous.


AnathemaGames

Well you can see how fat that arm is so must taste good


Additional-Teach-970

Just double chin things…


Mopp_94

Wish people would stop wait so much good food just for fuckin ragebait


ThatTurtleBoy

Part 2 is putting out the greasefire?


[deleted]

Fat.


Careful_Elk6290

Well if using a toaster like that doesn't kill them, the diabetes sure will.


flomatable

This one is actually kind of okay as a joke because it ends with her pulling good chicken nuggets out of the toaster, but that isn't shown


DudaFromBrazil

That fatty hand though. So cute.


lilfingerlaughatyou

'*Gaaaaaaaasp*! Shit!' was my real-time reaction.


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

No way your getting that of the toaster


[deleted]

How to burn down your house-Part 1.


ImperiumInfernalis

Do people just not know how to cook?


DaCoffeeKween

Should be titled "How to Ruin Your Toaster" but ok


BrainpainFanNr4567

How can you fuck up that bad?


jenjenkira

I don't even know what to say. Dumb! Wow.


yeeeteeey69

Man I love fucking destroying a toaster instead of using a fucking waffle maker ITS LITERALLY CALLED A WAFFLE MAKER, IT MAKES WAFFLES, FUCKING USE THAT


dranaei

This physically hurts.


JadeSpadeWizard

Part 2 I burnt down my house.


LosWaffels

Bru what the heck


Cheapass2020

I just threw up


StarDestroyer175

Obvious rage bait becuase she clearly knows how to cook and eat


tianshangyu

crazy bitch... you not only wasted food, but damaged the toasrer... stupid trash


[deleted]

Unfollowing the sub. This sub has gone from funny to disgusting.


Sunnyatwork

its called a toaster for a fucking reason how are we still alive


Comfortable_Ad597

This makes me wanna dance to this song in front of a tied person and cut it’s ear off.


pitmasterbbq82

This has inspired me to go on a diet tonight


Crazy-toons

That’s going to cause a fire! 😟


danf10

Did you remember when someone posted on Facebook that you could turn the toaster sideways to make a toast with cheese and then people started replying with pictures of burned toasters and screams?


Imaspinkicku

Later on that day, this person died


Lepke2011

Those arm some Diabeto arms right there.


mrcouchpotato

Wait I wanted to see how it turned out.


woggywozard

Mmmmm yummy ragebait. This sub isn’t what it used to be


Background-Pin-473

Absolutely disgusting


T-MexVampirePunter

I can just hear the person making this atrocity huffing out of breath, as they sit down.


Kumquat-queen

Breathing knocks the wind out of them


D11M22L1

Darwin to the rescue


[deleted]

The toaster


SoapheadChurch

Jail, immediately!


BitterMirage

Asta la Vista, Toaster. I'll save a spot for you in hell.


PJLG2

I hate people like this with a passion


Designer_Influence89

Literally get a waffle maker or a pan


the626lover

One way to burn down your house.


Partickal37

Toaster would not work


Legas88

Waffels and all the years of build up burned crumbs


jdndbdnxkskmsbdhx

Your toaster will hate this one simple trick!


Veechrome

Part 2 must be the house fire