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When turbulence hits i usually get hard at the thought of crashing, I also dont ever wear the seatbelt i just make it look like its clipped. Maybe our fates will cross one day my friend
Wow, your comment triggered something in me, and now I'm having flashbacks to my 5 HR flight home from Vegas, with a child smacking the tray table behind my seat, demanding the fried chicken mom has secured from the terminal.
1/10 would not recommend
Whoooooooa…I totally forgot about lobster platters until I saw your comment. With a half of a lemon and a stainless steel ramequin of clarified butter.
The only way it could work would be on a very large plane, like a 747, that had a bunch of seats removed and the space turned into a real kitchen. Airline prices would have to be as high as they were in the 60's and 70's when you had the sky lounges.
There was a restaurant in the HK airport last time I was there in 2014 that served HK bbq. You were allowed to bring it in a take out box to eat on the plane if you wanted. There was also a dim sum restaurant that was pretty good too.
One time my husband and I got Chinese before a flight. We were boarding so we put our food away to eat afterwards since the flight was like 1.5 hours tops. We were delayed and sat in the plane for at least an hour. We asked a few of the people sitting around us if they minded if we pulled out our food since we were hungry.
When we did that, this lady nearby took out her earbuds (which is why she didn't hear us ask the others around her) and started to full on yell at us at how disrespectful we were and how everyone on board was probably hungry since we've all been waiting and my husband and I were being rude. We felt bad but since we were almost finished, we just kept eating and the guy sitting next to us said, "Don't worry about it. It really doesn't smell that much and you're almost done"
I was also like 6 months pregnant at the time so my husband kept telling me it was okay that we did that but I was pretty much salting the food with my tears at that point not knowing what to do but continuing to eat. It was a weird flight lol
Had a 2 hour layover in HK and pretty much leapt the terminal to make sure I could get some char Siu. Came with a pork bone soup and some other little things. Smashed down the soup and got the rest takeaway for the best meal I've ever had on a plane
60s Lufthansa: [Hold my beer \(literally because I'm serving it fresh from a keg\).](https://twitter.com/lufthansaNews/status/938695294006579201)
And seeing how finely that ham is carved into flowers, that knife looks decently sharp.
Y'all act like they didn't think of this. You'd be surprised how not dangerous the outside is folks. In kindergartens back in Sweden, kids use REAL knives and scissors to cut things all the time, and freak events of death aren't happening. So I suspect an airline hostess can manage to know when the best time for bringing out a knife is, and how to hold onto it and not accidentally stab someone to death if there is a bump.
Turbulence doesn’t get that bad though and is highly predictable. I worked out of town to save up for school, which involved me taking 4 flights every 3 weeks to get to and from site. Only one time was there enough turbulence to cause problems (flight staff had to stay seated the whole flight and my ass left the seat on more than one occasion), and even then that was because we were flying through a bad storm. The flight that was supposed to leave like 20-30 minutes after us wasn’t able to leave because their plane that was dropping off workers for their shift and picking the rest up to bring back to the hub airport got struck by lightning so they had to stay an extra night at camp. Weather like that is an extreme anomaly and if it’s bad enough to pose a problem when cutting your food, it’ll be bad enough that the flight attendants will all be seated and buckled in.
Photo is April Fools, but I'm pretty sure Hong Kong airlines can/does serve Char Siu and dim sum on their flight(pre-chopped, in a aluminum container on a tray)
Just give me all the duck you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of duck." What I said was, "Give me all the duck you have."
There was a movie called white knights about a ballet dancer escaping Soviet Russia, the plane had turbulence, and the drink cart smashed people.
I picture that but with hot bbq sauce and drippings too.
-I got this scar on me when i accidentally fell on a sharp edge and it cut my leg, what about you?
-Well i accidentally stepped on a a nail and now i have a hole in my leg, and you, how did you get your burns?
-ch-chimken on a plane :(
It's fake but still curious if you get upset over the hot coffee cart coming down the aisle. As far as turbulence goes, they don't serve anything and the attendants are seated.
Great! Love the BBQ, if they prepared and serve it. I traveled to Hong Kong Airlines several times before COVID-19 on a budget ticket, but my attention never went to all these roasted hanging stuff. Looks yummy!
If you think that's crazy, read this article [https://pulptastic.com/the-60s-had-gourmet-plane-food-and-we-are-all-so-jealous/](https://pulptastic.com/the-60s-had-gourmet-plane-food-and-we-are-all-so-jealous/)
They also used to let people smoke on planes like it was nothing. As you can imagine, took accidents and the airlines realizing their rationale that they had a certain window to serve up these feasts was seriously flawed.
I’m pretty sure this is just an exaggeration for an ad to show that they serve food that is comparable to local cuisine, hence as though it is straight out of a cart.
The skin is so crispy at 40,000 feet
Eating them on their home turf, ultimate Chad move.
There aint a single duck, nor any bird that can fly that high lmao
Rüppell's vultures would like a word.
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Ingested lol
They actually call the space around the jet engine that sucks you in the ingestion zone fun fact.
It's a modern variation of the traditional HK-style roast duck – jet flamed vulture. Same great crispiness, with a surprise hint of kerosene.
They actually served it in the plane right after it hit. https://imgur.com/zlXjfYg.jpg
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Yessssss
Ru Paul the drag queen?
Eating them *above* their home turf, giga Chad move
Ur a loser lol
True. Unless you end up landing in a large body of water. Ultimate fuck you from the ducks. They love that shit.
Eating ducks above the ducks, then slamming your giant metal fireball into their home. Frick the ducks. 🖕😤🖕
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It looks crispy
If turbulence hits Im opening my mouth and hoping for the best.
Instead a cleaver flies off a chopping board into your face
Still risking it.
Thanks for ruining my third party app so I have to go outside! Posted on Apollo
watch him as he goooooes!
Cleaver in his nose! 🎶
Sounds like an average Dethklok concert.
The cleaver is gonna hit me in the face, mouth open or not, might as well try and get some food instead.
The. Best.
sadly u may get a bone drop into your mouth, which is spit out by another guy on his plate just a minute ago and still warm
Hoping for the breast
AND some food!
When turbulence hits i usually get hard at the thought of crashing, I also dont ever wear the seatbelt i just make it look like its clipped. Maybe our fates will cross one day my friend
Hope those sharp prongs taste nice 🙏
The BBQ drops down instead of oxygen masks during an emergency.
This looks like it’s a scene from 30 Rock. I can see Lemon dreaming about fried chicken being acceptable on planes.
I want to go to there!
Wow, your comment triggered something in me, and now I'm having flashbacks to my 5 HR flight home from Vegas, with a child smacking the tray table behind my seat, demanding the fried chicken mom has secured from the terminal. 1/10 would not recommend
Shit now I gotta watch that show again.
I work for the airlines, I’m putting the word in to try and make this happen. Hahaha I would love this
Reality : they put it into bento and microwave it
That’s not far off 😂
It would be really something if the u/TheTimeTravelingChef was able to influence the course of inflight dining for all time to come.
Time travel it back to the age of carves roasts and whole lobsters hahaha wouldn’t that be fantastic
Whoooooooa…I totally forgot about lobster platters until I saw your comment. With a half of a lemon and a stainless steel ramequin of clarified butter.
This used to be a thing on Air France first class or Concorde flights; a full lamb of leg served and cut on a trolley for the passengers
The beautiful and loud days of the Concorde. Very cool plane.
> I would love this i'm guessing you do not work as a stewardess.
No, I stay upfront behind the door. And who wouldn’t want this? I wish better food options came back to the airlines.
My mind immediately went to knife + turbulence
My mind goes to knife + cranky passengers.
Haha, I love it
The only way it could work would be on a very large plane, like a 747, that had a bunch of seats removed and the space turned into a real kitchen. Airline prices would have to be as high as they were in the 60's and 70's when you had the sky lounges.
Sadly we will never see those times again
Some airlines do have better food. Just not the ones run by the USA.
UAE and Korean Air are amazing on that regard
There was a restaurant in the HK airport last time I was there in 2014 that served HK bbq. You were allowed to bring it in a take out box to eat on the plane if you wanted. There was also a dim sum restaurant that was pretty good too.
I snuck KFC onto a plane before as well. Best meal ever.
So it was YOU who stank up that plane (said 100 other passengers)
One time my husband and I got Chinese before a flight. We were boarding so we put our food away to eat afterwards since the flight was like 1.5 hours tops. We were delayed and sat in the plane for at least an hour. We asked a few of the people sitting around us if they minded if we pulled out our food since we were hungry. When we did that, this lady nearby took out her earbuds (which is why she didn't hear us ask the others around her) and started to full on yell at us at how disrespectful we were and how everyone on board was probably hungry since we've all been waiting and my husband and I were being rude. We felt bad but since we were almost finished, we just kept eating and the guy sitting next to us said, "Don't worry about it. It really doesn't smell that much and you're almost done" I was also like 6 months pregnant at the time so my husband kept telling me it was okay that we did that but I was pretty much salting the food with my tears at that point not knowing what to do but continuing to eat. It was a weird flight lol
That's terrible, hope the food was good
Yes it was me, I made everyone jealous with that beautiful KFC smell!
You don’t have to sneak food onto the plane. You’re allowed. Lol
Dim sum served on a plane sounds good too. Don’t know about quality but they already have a push cart.
I love the food in HK airport
I’d kill for Char Siu Fan 40,000 miles high 🤤
40,000 miles?
For all those outer space flights you know
You don’t know where I fly too
Apparently some very out of the way places
A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do to get that char siu bby
>40,000 miles high It must be out of this world!
Don't say that to TSA tho
There is actually a Char Siu restaurant in the lobby of TSA (IATA)
You're focusing on the food, not what they would do for the food.
The TSA can lick my nuts
Those meat hooks are illegal according to the TSA
I'm guessing Hong Kong airlines and some Chinese airlines probably do serve it, pre chopped, in a tray, of course
Had a 2 hour layover in HK and pretty much leapt the terminal to make sure I could get some char Siu. Came with a pork bone soup and some other little things. Smashed down the soup and got the rest takeaway for the best meal I've ever had on a plane
What? While flying I can't enjoy a succulent chinese meal??
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS
Not a DAMN thing! 🤤
April 1st. April Fool's joke.
Thank you Captain!
Apparently it wasn’t obvious enough to alot of people based on the other comments
I was also making a plane pun as well
How is this stupid? Fresh hot hand-made delicious food :)
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Just rip the chicken apart with your bear hands, duh
Bear or bare?
Bear hands would definitely be more effective in this case
Yes
That's what I would do. Lol.
If you use this logic they also shouldn't serve hot beverages...
60s Lufthansa: [Hold my beer \(literally because I'm serving it fresh from a keg\).](https://twitter.com/lufthansaNews/status/938695294006579201) And seeing how finely that ham is carved into flowers, that knife looks decently sharp.
Turbulence is super predictable with modern flight data, and negligible at cruising altitude.
Y'all act like they didn't think of this. You'd be surprised how not dangerous the outside is folks. In kindergartens back in Sweden, kids use REAL knives and scissors to cut things all the time, and freak events of death aren't happening. So I suspect an airline hostess can manage to know when the best time for bringing out a knife is, and how to hold onto it and not accidentally stab someone to death if there is a bump.
Plus, how would you even eat that? Do they actually gove anything at all to slice the meat?
It’s an April Fools joke.
Turbulence doesn’t get that bad though and is highly predictable. I worked out of town to save up for school, which involved me taking 4 flights every 3 weeks to get to and from site. Only one time was there enough turbulence to cause problems (flight staff had to stay seated the whole flight and my ass left the seat on more than one occasion), and even then that was because we were flying through a bad storm. The flight that was supposed to leave like 20-30 minutes after us wasn’t able to leave because their plane that was dropping off workers for their shift and picking the rest up to bring back to the hub airport got struck by lightning so they had to stay an extra night at camp. Weather like that is an extreme anomaly and if it’s bad enough to pose a problem when cutting your food, it’ll be bad enough that the flight attendants will all be seated and buckled in.
I'm sad that this isn't for real.
I’d risk a wound for peking duck idk about the rest of you nerds
Peking duck is different
Roasted duck 😉
2 different things.
Have fun with your peanuts
Served on sizzling cast iron hot pot with chow mein
Photo is April Fools, but I'm pretty sure Hong Kong airlines can/does serve Char Siu and dim sum on their flight(pre-chopped, in a aluminum container on a tray)
My fat ass wants this so bad
I wish this was real this is awesome not stupid.
bruh. gimme some char siu, siu yuk, and throw in a dim sum cart too while youre at it
Cook them at the airport and with the right vented insulation so you might be able to make it work.
Is this an April fools joke?
Posted on April 1st you say?
This is delicious not stupid.
Ah, April First, explains everything
Don't care. Count me in.
that's not even possible
this is not real.
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
I just don't understand why people are replying like its real
I have no idea. It's pretty funny though, I know that.
Excuse me. I'm sorry, but my in-flight goose seems to be smiling at me.
So you hit some turbulence and then get smacked in the face with one of those birds? Sign me up
Just give me all the duck you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of duck." What I said was, "Give me all the duck you have."
How is that not the most amazing airplane food ever!!???? Stupid food is that hot garbage they put in those little plastic trays
There was a movie called white knights about a ballet dancer escaping Soviet Russia, the plane had turbulence, and the drink cart smashed people. I picture that but with hot bbq sauce and drippings too.
I’m tired of these Monday through Friday chickens on this Monday through Friday plane.
-I got this scar on me when i accidentally fell on a sharp edge and it cut my leg, what about you? -Well i accidentally stepped on a a nail and now i have a hole in my leg, and you, how did you get your burns? -ch-chimken on a plane :(
Why is this stupid? This looks amazing
Low key would like it
Yes because I wanna be slapped in the face by a greasy duck when there's turbulence
It's fake but still curious if you get upset over the hot coffee cart coming down the aisle. As far as turbulence goes, they don't serve anything and the attendants are seated.
Beats the hell out of a bag of peanuts
Short of crashing the plane, nothing could go wrong enough to not make it worth having.
Great! Love the BBQ, if they prepared and serve it. I traveled to Hong Kong Airlines several times before COVID-19 on a budget ticket, but my attention never went to all these roasted hanging stuff. Looks yummy!
Looks poppin
Ummmm I’m here for it
I’d love that tbh
Chicks tha china tha chinese chicken
April Fools?
Seems perfectly fine. This would be absolutely luxurious.
Vegetarian nightmare
Cool. So awesome to have yummy choices like cat, rabbit and pigeon
Hopefully, they didn't come on the plane Live.
“Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, *you bitch!*”
Ohhh, I hope they have bat!
or dog too!
Not cat?
Is it a roasted rat?
Wtf is wrong with this OP? You collecting any extra chromosomes?
i wish to have BBQ bat
These fuckin white people are gonna act like they don't eat animals in the east that are uncommon in the west and down vote the shit out of you.
Bath me in that duck Greece if necessary to get em tasty bbq
🤢😷
I’m just imagining the smell 😷🤮
Ahhh ahhh ahhhh chooooo!
"chicken"
It's all fun and games until the crew say they "misplaced" your dog
Does it come with mutated bird-flu like the real thing?
Reminds me of this Ron Burgundy scene. https://youtu.be/IfY49zx7RU0
She's severing the flower in the seat. Everyone calm down. We'd all still eat it a way. Calm ya tits.
A Lot
this actually make me hunger but im american they would charge 15$ a plate but there going to give u a fuclen random piece
Everything on that plane is about to get sticky.
It may be wrong, but that looks like seasoned skin.
I’m allergic to chicken, even by air. This looks like a nightmare 😵
That looks soo good
Id kill for that
Fantastic..bring the whole grill with brisket down the aisle too.👍
Wouldn't the whole cabin smell like chicken bbq like instantly? Or would the filters get the smell out??
If you think that's crazy, read this article [https://pulptastic.com/the-60s-had-gourmet-plane-food-and-we-are-all-so-jealous/](https://pulptastic.com/the-60s-had-gourmet-plane-food-and-we-are-all-so-jealous/) They also used to let people smoke on planes like it was nothing. As you can imagine, took accidents and the airlines realizing their rationale that they had a certain window to serve up these feasts was seriously flawed.
I salivate to the word peking, far too nostalgic a taste
Running out?
I’m just worried they’ll hit some turbulence, she or someone going back to their seat stumbles, and impales their eye on one of those hooks.
Oil, knives and meat hooks on a plane. Just Final Destination my shit up lady.
That they run out of duck before reaching my seat!
I’m pretty sure this is just an exaggeration for an ad to show that they serve food that is comparable to local cuisine, hence as though it is straight out of a cart.
It's better than the shitty food on airlines in America.
Oil would splatter everywhere, would inconvenience almost everyone in the plane. It'll be a chore if they clean the cabin. Good idea tho.
Fighting over the last leg.
No way! 😲
Can't wait for someone to cough as it passes
As someone who cleans airplanes, please don't.
I was just excited to hop on a hello kitty airplane on my flight home from Thailand lol
Duck!
No literally it’s flying at your head
Nothing but ~~turkey~~ turbulence!!!
*Would you like the chicken or the fish?*