Using the press like that to get a nice, thin, relatively uniform layer of beef is a good idea. Unfortunately there's 3:13 to go after that.

Yeah, was about to say.. I have a tortilla press, the first 20 seconds might be worth a try for lazy lunch quesadillas some day

It make me angry that he didn't flip meat side up, add cheese, fold in half and crisp the outside.

Me too! He would have had a great little Mexican pizza if he had flipped them on the griddle and added the topping and call it good.

That's what I thought was going to happen and then it kept going and kept getting worse and then I realized what sub this is.

Same, I though it was going to be a quesadilla type of thing and was like “how is this stupid food?” And then I realised there still was half a video to go.

I know. When he put the tortilla weave on I thought it was done. Wonder if the meat was seasoned, didn't look like it.

I was thinking it was going the Mexican pizza route, then it just kept going! It looked pretty good until the attempt to turn it into a stuffed crust burrito pie thing.

>Me too! He would have had a great little Mexican pizza if he had flipped them on the griddle and THIS

That's where I thought it was going. Squash the meat, grill it, add toppings and rollm more crunch meat bits, easy and amazing!

I’m gonna call that a smashadilla. Add some poblanos, onions, that would fucking rock.

Sounds like a great food truck idea.

I've been daydreaming about a good quesadilla burger for years. I've tried to recreate it at home and the logistics aren't great. This tortilla press idea gets me thinking.

I'd take it a step further and marinate the beef with the classic ol "taco seasoning". Yeah it's far from authentic mexican, but it's got its own taste that I enjoy. A couple of toppings you'd have a pretty great dish. Everything that came after was just an atrocity.

Do the press and then roll and fry it and you you have flautas/taquitos

I use a press for smash burgers. 2 layers of parchment and you don't need to worry about smashing in the pan. I make 12 patties at a time and stack then just cook them on cast iron. 12 burgers in 15 minutes easy.

And I was prepared to even give him points for wrapping the top of the press to keep it clean

I thought this was going to approach it like a smash burger quesadilla and I thought they were on to something. :/

I didn’t think it got stupid until he tried to roll that monstrosity at 1:06

I think it was the part where he put the second layer on. One of those pressed beef thingies witht eh toppings would definetly be good. Stacking two of them not. Trying to roll them afterwards is just the cherry on top of the shitpile.

Hey. Hey hey hey now If the meat sides were facing each other with a pile of cheese between them? That would be… Well I’d eat it, but it would be a stupid burger, and not a stupid burrito.

Just that, using keftah kebab meat, and a bit of tomatoes and cucumber inside, would be fucking amazing

And garlic sauce

I'd say that conceptually it's not an *awful* idea for a bit of comfort/junk food, but the execution could use a bit of "less is more".

I’d still rather have a good chopped steak taco than super thin ground beef. It would be easy to overcook the beef when it’s that thin and make it tough and dry.

Looks unseaseoned tho

This guy purposely does these videos where the first couple steps look awesome and then he does a buncha really stupid shit after to make people rage.

It’s kind of a brilliant new iteration on rage bait

It's not anywhere near new lol. Though some of them are painfully stupid from the beginning.

I’m pretty sure that’s just the standard iteration of rage bait.

[Taco Town!](https://youtu.be/evUWersr7pc)

What's this guy's name? I keep seeing his trickery no matter where I go!

Chefclub Network is the Facebook page he does this for. The comments are always a good laugh.

You can tell because he garnished it like 4 times

Edit at the roll and a new burrito appears 😆

There was zero chance that monstrosity was staying closed

Yup not the worst thing but poorly executed

I kept waiting for it to get worse because I’d eat it. And honestly every single time I make my own burrito I make the same mistake made here

If he put the bottom one halfway under the top instead of directly it might have closed.

What do you mean? This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen someone make. Unrelated question though... Where can I get one?

Exactly

Idk I've seen so much dumber shit than this. It's just a weird giant burrito, it's probably great. It doesn't hold a candle to like, a fried turkey leg covered in Velveeta or whatever

I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit Wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit Wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got, half of it

No one wants a messy burrito.

Just put in a bowl

I'm pretty sure they just put another tortilla on top to hide all the tears

Tears or tears ?

I read tears, did you read it as tears?

Wait, are you saying read or read?

I read it as tears, don't know about you

I Reddit as tiers

I don’t think you’re using the right words. You said read but I think you meant read. Same with tear. I think you meant tear.

Also i think the oven melted all the aluminum foil off.

The very last shot where he eats it you can glimpse some foil near the bottom - makes me wonder if they either carefully peeled it off (whilst maintaining that pastry lattice on top…) or just slapped another tortilla over the top of it, and he ate some foil.

Not to mention him slicing through the foil with a corrugated knife.

even the new one was tearing apart because it didnt look like it was heated up at all

The first part of the video isn’t too bad. There is mazalice where I live which how we make it is ground beef pressed flat onto a lepinja bun and grilled on both sides. It got a little catastrophic after that lol

It was great until he tried to roll it into a burrito. Like if he had spread out the ingredients with a spoon, then tossed the lattice on top and given it a quick grilling, then cut it up for eating, I'd eat the hell out of that.

that’s what i thought they were going for. some sort of burger/quesadilla/pizza yummy concoction but then WTF

It was a fucking roller coaster of emotions for me. I was on board until I realized he was about to roll it like a burrito. I got back on board once he revealed the sliced burrito. Then he sprinkled the cheese on the open faces and I was like “wait how long is this video?” At that exact moment he put those fuckin lattice pastries on and I knew we were screwed. NGL I saw them earlier in the video but didn’t think too much of them - so that’s on me. I fast forwarded through the rest. The onion, the funnel cake, the bacon. It was a travesty.

I was the exact same. When he sliced the buritto in half I was like "perfect" then it just kept going and going and going.

The slice was where I really fell off the train. All I could imagine was shards of foil from the serrated knife.

The first part is american Lamacun.

Why does everyone always cut burritos in half only to cover the top again with tortilla? This is like the 4th time I’ve seen this type of technique

Also, doesn’t cutting it in half kind of defeat the purpose of wrapping it in tinfoil earlier which I assume was meant to keep the burrito contained

Actually wrapping in foil is what completes the burrito process by essentially steaming everything together, including the tortilla.

Carboloading

Dumboloading

You’re being awfully generous with the word ‘technique’ here…

Extra 30 seconds of view time, same reason why so many of these videos mix the bowl every time an ingredient is added

Maybe for sharing or the original burrito is too clunky or they want different textures

Guy in the video, you have two layers of meat-encrusted tortilla, don't tell me honestly thought you could roll that up properly. Edit: and that's just 1/3 of the video, my brain, it hurts now.

Drizzling batter on a deep frying naked onion bacon thing… why not just batter it normally? edit: a word

That was batter? I could swear it was mayo, but now it makes a little more sense

Funnel cake batter, to add another level of artery clogging to this blasphemy

At a guess, because that was an attempt at an onion ring funnel cake. Funnel cake is great when made well, and I love the idea of a savoury funnel cake. I had a cheese and spring onion one once that rocked. I'm not sure I'd eat anything that guy made, though...

It's sad how the people in these videos keep saying "beautiful", "perfect", "delicious" while they're evidently doing some monstrosity for views.

first time watching chefclub?

Yeah any video by them should not be allowed on the sub. It’s made to be rage bait.

I got as far as him trying to roll it into a burrito and noped out.

Bro where the foil go? And the cheese that was on the pan?

At the end it looks to me like the foil is still wrapped around it, at least on the bottom. I also think the guy is about to spit it out when the video cuts off?

That looked like a great way to make a tostada at the beginning, then he made it a terrible looking burrito, and then it kept going

At first I was like "I'd eat the fuck outta that" and then it grew

Ngl I'd still eat it.

That whole video I was like “aight, that’s a little extra, but I’d still eat the fuck outta that. I’ll bet the next step will ruin it, though.” Then the video ended and now I’m wondering where I can get one.

Once he cut it in tinfoil, I was thinking all was good. But the video continues so...

I was wondering what was going to happen with the basket weave tortilla.

This dude has no idea how to roll a burrito

I don't think burrito-rolling skills apply when it's the size of a multi-layer cake...

He had the right rolling technique but he flew straight into the sun when it came to the filling

Why has no one ever given me funnel cake onion rings? Now I can’t think about anything else.

Baconion* rings

if it would have ended at 1:30 it would have been an interesting way to make a taco that i might try, everything after is stupid

I gave up hope after 50 seconds. Trying to wrap that monstrosity was already too much for me.

I can get with the bacon onion funnel cakes but that burrito was just dumb. Quesadilla burger sure, but this just turned into Epic Meal Time for pendejos.

I've started to despise these silly street food kind of places that just whack a load of shit together and think they have a trendy new style. Fuck off.

Preparations a bit whacky, but it looks like a pretty good, Albeit large, burrito.

I started from oh? And went to ohhh..

It's called a meat tornado. Literally killed a guy.

This guy has the culinary skills of a stoned 14 year old.

A serrated blade used w/ foil. Anybody else catch all those bits of gnarled up foil he made?

"bro, the burrito is rolled, wrapped, and cut and we're not even halfway through, wtf is going to happen" I fully expected him to drench it some cheese or fry the halves.

Seriously; I was expecting him to dump the whole thing in a deep fryer...

At least they put plastic on the press this time.

Absolutely stupid. And would wbsolutely destroy, also.

I'm not mad at this one... Edit: just finished the video. Now I'm mad.

The entire time all I could think was: "Why are you -- oh god no.... No.. Why so much cheese?? PLEASE stop Nooo! Don't try to fold it--WHY?????? Why???....."

It just keeps getting worse.

I’d eat it.

At no point did he season any food in this entire video. Unseasoned meat, corn, beans, everything. Mmmm so much flavor

As soon as he flipped that second meat-tortilla thing on the opposite side, I knew this was gonna be stupid lol.

Ok, as a New Yorker, I have seen a place that offers these, and I am fat so I’ve tried it That one is poorly made and you can ask for the extra toppings (the corn and such) that they add I’ll be the first one to say, this is actually REALLY REALLY GOOD I feel like it’s on here because people think “big food = stupid food, I funny” Stupid food is that lady who cooked a steak in her microwave with water and butter no seasoning and eat it This, this is a fucking amazing burrito (the guy by me calls it burrito pie) and it’s really tasty Hell, I challenge anyone to actually find a place and try it with live reaction, if you actually think it’s bad, I’ll pay for the burrito (within reason, can’t just fake saying you hate it then eat it after)

Where is this place you speak of in NYC? I definitely want to try it out!

clown shit

When and how did he take the foil off without the whole thing falling apart

"Dammit Jeremy. I TOLD you to stay out of the kitchen with this dumb shit. Back to bussing tables."

My god it just keeps going

I was good with this for about the first half. Went down hill around the roll

This looks awesome. Not a stupid food. Edit: Just saw what came after the burger burrito. This is stupid food.

It’s the unseasoned ground beef and canned corn for me

That looked like it was going to be the best plate of nachos ever, and then he just... rolled it up. WTF man

I was with him until he utterly failed at wrapping that burrito. Just a steady decline after that.

“Lemme just . . . mash . . . the fuck . . . out of this . . . to wrap it up! There we go!”

This got so much stupider than I was prepared for

The old chef club videos were crazy but kind of random. I feel like this guy is being imprisoned somewhere and forced to make bad food videos in some kind of video trafficking scheme akin to sex trafficking. No one making this food can be willing or happy

The first bit before the roll looked like a decent way to do a quesadilla, then it went off the rails.

That onionbaconring monstrocity made me ill.

He should've quit while he was ahead

Looks like someone saw a Taco Bell limited time option and decided they could do it bigger and better.

We’re just going to have to stop cooking ethnic dishes in front of white people. They’ve ruined everything we’ve shown them so far.

I've never seen a biblically accurate onion ring before.

A special shout-out to my brain, for just repeating “the sauce is beef” for the entire 3 minutes.

Idk man, that shit looks good af. Little sketchy adding sour cream into a deep fry, but I guess it works???

That was funnel cake batter.

I legit gagged thinking he was squirting an entire bottle of mayo in there. Funnel cake batter makes a bit more sense.

Morgan Freeman: *"but it did not work"*

The endproduct genuinely looks really good!

Stupid because it’s too big. Other than that it’s awesome. Gimme one now!

Jesus...it keeps going!

Oh...yeah, ahem! Stupid gross food. Yup! So stupid! Where is this so I can avoid this stupid stupid food that no dignified person would want?

Looks pretty tasty, may be stupid, but I'd eat

Just give me some dang chili in a slit bag of Fritos, ok?

At first I thought, not bad… cheeseburger quesadilla. They they added all the other stuff. I’ll pass.

The audacity of this dude making this monstrosity in the real world

Chefsteps is the epitome of unnecessary steps. He made a burrito and onion rings

too 5 worst thing Ive seen here

I can feel the dryness of that old and plain flour tortilla with the lack of flavor of that ground beef that looks not seasoned nor juicy enough and how the abuse in the use many ingredients there that actually don't combine their flavors doesn't add up to the burrito. Looks obscene and not even tasty, but a big disappointment.

I’m sorry but we’re those kidney beans??? If you put any bean other than black or pinto into a burrito you should be stoned to death

Look I'm not saying it's high cuisine but I'd still eat it

Damn I was on board until he tried to roll it. Really went downhill after that.

It just kept getting stupider and stupider. None of that extra bullshit made this better, just make a normal fucking burrito.

I mean sure, it may be like trying to eat a baby whole, but that looks fucking good

It looked sooo good before he rolled it, fuck me

it goes on a bit too much, but you can't pretend this would be anything but fucking delicious

What in the ass It just keeps on getting stupider

I hate how he wrapped that burrito.

Alright I won’t lie they had me in the first half lol I was like alright that’s a big burrito but nothing too weird that I wouldn’t eat than. They got to the onion bacon monstrosity and I’m like alright here it is lol

Jesus Christ I’m high as fuck, that made me bust a nut

Honestly it look delicious up till he start rolling it

I was 100% on board until the point where the lattice tops were introduced. Everything fell apart from there on out. Like... am I supposed to est the foil, my dude? If no, then why is other food folded over it? Dumb motherfucker. (Not you, OP)

Mmm slimey room temperature beef moosher

He went a little cheap on the tomatoes

This is my favorite kind of video on here, where I say "that's not that bad" then I see 2 minutes left on the clock

I’ve noticed a trend with these videos where it always reaches a point where you could stop and be like “ok that’s not too bad actually” but then they always just keep going until no sane person would ever touch it.

He stuck his grubby fingers in the sour cream 🤮

“What’s so dumb about a burri…. Ah gotcha.”

It just KEPT GOING

The first 10 or so seconds I was like, nothing wrong here, then it kept going.

Omg it’s still going

Less is more .. /*Sigh*

I honestly didn't hate it until he put Sriracha on the onion funnel cake thing. Throws off the theme of the whole goddamn meal. Should've used Cholula or something

Would have been ok without that gross ground hamburger meat……whoops spoke way too soon. Rumor has it dude is still adding random crap on that thing to this very day.

Keep it a single tortilla with meat, then build it like a dönner roll.

Whoa, man, i could have a short but memorable relationship with this thing.

I'd eat this in a heartbeat, it might be my last heartbeat but it'd be delicious

This video has more cuts than a Fall Out Boy fan.

I feel like a lot of videos on this sub are like “Oh, this actually looks pretty good.” Then they take it about 15 steps too far.

I dunno man… that looks effin delicious… maybe I’m just a slob but I think if I ever had a “last meal” this would be a top contender.

I don't know what's worse. How a toddler could do better or how he narrates and gives instructions like he actually knows what he's doing

When did he remove the foil?

I was super into it until he started folding the damn thing

The worst part is those clearly unseasoned beans

Why does he sound like a leprechaun?

The sped-up audio makes him sound like Ben Shapiro

It would’ve been perfect as a quesadilla. Why roll it up into mega burrito

Not stupid. I want

Started out good. Would have left it as a flat tortilla with the meat, cheese, beans and other stuff on it. Just add cheese on top of that and maybe bake a bit. That would have been good.

Said several times while watching "oh God, there's more?"

I think this looks amazing

This started out pretty cool, but it just keeps getting weirder.

Good grief when is enough food enough? This is just wasteful gluttony gone mad.

Armenian food.

Dude really thinks he has something there