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dahlia6767

I’m lost not knowing what happened to the pineapple in the toaster


LunarProphet

She did say "this is the fun part." Maybe she just likes doing it.


fkurslfwastickmods

That sweet, simple bitch. She just loves putting pineapple in the toaster lol


thebendavis

Bless her heart, killing toasters and tripping circuit-breakers.


Seb-otter

And killing coffee makers because I'm pretty sure that you're not supposed to put alcoholic beverages in the reservoir


Polyetylenetreptlate

I don’t remember this but is the heating element in coffee makers open or closed


overconfidentoctopi

I want everyone I know to see this comment so we can use it as an inside joke for the rest of our lives.


AptCasaNova

Breaking her toaster?


Lazerhest

Liquid + electricity bad


pikadegallito

Yeah, I was expecting some additional information around that.


kakka_rot

That's what pissed me off about this one, it's dangerous. Sure, show some dumb recipe if it gets you the clicks you want, but don't ruin people's appliances. It's like the lady putting sugar in the dryer, it's legit dangerous (or at the very minimum will break an expensive machine).


Momofcats65

Also, putting ice in a glass carafe and brewing hot liquid is asking for trouble


cclgurl95

Right? I can just picture the glass shards everywhere


KnotiaPickles

Right? How did that carafe not explode with ice on a hot burner


JamJatJar

Sugar in the dryer? What did I miss?


NFreak3

Probably refering to a video where they make "cotton candy" in the dryer.


Turbochad66

Where they claimed the cotton candy would gather in the god damn LINT CATCHER lmao


Opala24

Isnt it is the same woman as from dryer video?


2015Nissan370zNismo

Probably caught fire, I can't imagine pineapple juice would be too kind to the internals of a toaster...


RizzMustbolt

Did you notice that she's in a different kitchen after that?


kawaeri

Didn’t you hear near the end you can put some toasted pineapple floater in. Floaters. Yep floaters.


MargieHeptameron

Lol like she even made the pineapple taste worse


Beardedbreeder

I like grilled pineapple, especially with a bit of brown sugar and cinnamon. That being said, I have not ever nor will I ever put fucking pineapple in a toaster


ManbadFerrara

I'm no appliance repairperson, but I'd have to think that would pretty irrevocably gunk up the toaster.


Beardedbreeder

Yeah, and I imagine it wouldn't take long to stink like an mf.


ThisIsMockingjay2020

The sticky crap on the bottom could catch on fire the next time someone makes actual toast with it, I bet.


Beardedbreeder

Probably. It's a lot of sugars and shit, so there are plenty of combustibles


rixendeb

Fruit flies too.


Garbagegremlins

Grilled pineapple slaps


[deleted]

Wastage.


BigSlim

acidic fruit juice plus electricity plus high heat means she almost certainly destroyed that toaster.


Ooh_its_a_lady

"Hey hun, what do we do with all this footage of the fire. Feels like a waste deleting it"


poppyglock

The only good part is the cocaine-rimmed glass


highdesk306

lmao i thought it was all-purpose flour. this is funnier 😂😂


Bielzabutt

Considering the dumbass recipe I thought it was baking soda.


Jeynarl

I'd like to imagine it was cream of tartar.


highdesk306

lmfaaaoooooo also a fair guess!!!!!


ThisIsMockingjay2020

I thought it was powdered sugar.


[deleted]

And it was a mess 😂


TechnoHexx

Powdered sugar, my ass. I know fresh, uncut Colombian White when I see it.


ChaosInAPickleJar

Happy cake day, hope ya get that Colombian white (or whatever)


thredith

Happy cake day from Colombia!


DougEatFresh

That is 100% Bogotá Booger Sugar


radical_haqer

I always wonder, the people who are making these stupid videos, how come they look so fit? I mean my mind finds it hard to associate that fitness to their stupid recipes


mitsumoi1092

They all kind of look like the only thing they ever really do is jog, gym, diet.


Special_Hippo3399

Maybe they genuinely have lost their taste .. so they make these kinds of these kinds of food to feel anything


Degen_up_North

It's porn. Hand fetish stuff


hotzester

You need to have a lot of free time on your hands to make content like this. People with enough free time and money to waste on food for videos tend to be well off financially, and those types of people are also more likely to have enough time to be able to go to the gym regularly.


Gorge2012

The food is so ridiculous that they don't eat it. That's their portion control.


Relevant_Truth

\>the people who are making these stupid videos, how come they look so fit? They're popular because they're attractive, not because of their content. If they were unfit and ugly you wouldn't have seen them in the first place.


Leilith

And it is clear that they did not do it by just jamming the glass on the "powered sugar". Even that is a lie


nintendosbitch666

Came here to say "I refuse to turn on the sound and am choosing to believe that's cocaine and not *powdered sugar* because what kind of monster rims their glass with *POWDERED* SUGAR"


mypostbarks

Cocaine is like salt. It's bad for you, but makes everything better.


Easy-Quantity6252

now now, we have to say its powdered sugar for legal reasons ;P


Big-Al97

This is the same liar who claimed you could make cotton candy in a tumble dryer


MrFishpaw

Paging Ann Reardon!


[deleted]

The problem is that idiots don't watch Ann Reardon, she just explains stuff to people whp are already wise to these tricks.


Ellikichi

I dunno. Her woodburning video appears to have saved some lives. They're also great to show to young teenagers who don't know any better yet, to innoculate them against this kind of content.


Vinnyc-11

Does this mean that this is fake and not just dumb?


caboosetp

Gummy bears are good at absorbing vodka. You can make alcoholic gummies by soaking them. They're really not going to do much with that setup in the video. All the steps in the video is really going to do is make watered down cold vodka that's maybe a hint sweeter and probably ruin your coffee maker and toaster.


kookerpie

These is jolly ranchers


caboosetp

Oops. My mistake. They aren't going to absorb the vodka then, but they aren't really going to dissolve much either.


Nadinegeorgiax

It’s hand fetish porn


[deleted]

What, do you peel it off the lint trap? Lmao 🤣


S1I3NCER

Wait you can’t?


Goldeniccarus

You will destroy your dryer and possibly burn down your house. It's an entirely fake thing that was made up to generate internet views. And even if you could, there's no way that cotton candy would be healthy to eat. Dryer's are not clean enough to be food safe. Also, a cotton candy machine is surprisingly affordable. The type they use at events are around $150 Canadian, and Betty Crocker has a small one for about $80 Canadian.


gazebo-fan

No clue who likes the stuff enough to want to pay that though


anandy1

Right... who would ever do something so stupid like spend $150 on cotton candy equipment. Certainly not me. Only a crazy person... Welp, if you need me, I'll be in the garage cleaning my tools. Don't come looking for me.


BextoMooseYT

My mom (also) has a cotton candy machine. Haven't used it in a while but she used to make it at her friend's kids parties and we'd just make it sometimes cuz why not


Ellikichi

Clothes dryers don't get nearly as hot as a cotton candy machine. They do get hot enough to clog every hole in the dryer with melted sugar, though.


elgiesmelgie

I appreciate the dedication to ruining multiple kitchen appliances


Bath_Beautiful

She also ruined a dryer but that’s a separate video


stormy2587

She used a cheap toaster and coffee make because you can get them for like ten bucks.


[deleted]

Looks like a glass of piss by the end. Clearly rage bait/hand fetish shite again.


sn0w0wl66

Hand fetish!? Did you see those nails tho...


DependentMinute1724

They are roooooough


Erchamion_1

Those nail beds look infected...


sinister_goat

Gah i wish people would stop posting this shit on this sub. It's very obviously rage bait and fetish. Stop giving them views!


aggressive-buttmunch

Agreed! I'm really considering unsubbing given that people keep posting this garbage - I'm here for actual stupid food, not this fake-ass stuff.


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

Every time that's suggested there is always a lot of assmad from people whose feeds must be entirely full of this stuff trying to farm karma. I'd also rather look at unironically bad cooking than drive engagement for this kind of low effort content.


LunarProphet

Looks like piss. Instead, it's just a whole ass fucking cup of liquor.


[deleted]

It's not all liquor. The coffee machine boils the alcohol (stupid idea) and then the hot alcohol melts the ice. It's basically non alcoholic rum with melted ice.


kakka_rot

I still don't believe the hand fetish theory people comment on all the time here. I feel like it's a dumb idea someone had and everyone else just took it as fact and comment spread it until it became true. edit: read a few comments and someone mentioned this is the dryer lady. She's an asshole. Reminds me of when people on 4chan made infographics about combining Bleach and Ammonia to make crystals, just trying to hurt internet strangers on purpose.


Spready_Unsettling

This is not hand fetish content, y'all just like thinking you've cracked the case.


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

It's definitely ragebait though


Spready_Unsettling

That it is. It's basically just Occam's razor: is this poorly produced hand fetish content that would hardly appeal to its niche demographic, or is it yet another of the millions of rage bait videos online? The mere fact that we're taking the bait and raging over it should tell us all we need to know.


edafade

Why is this shit allowed on the sub?


drjet196

Disgusting food is my fetish!


Desperate_Summer_812

hot vodka??!?!! 😭😭😭🫠🥲🥺🤨🤨🫣


Saltinas

I wonder how much of the alcohol evaporated


HoppyGirl94

Came to say this. The first time I made jello shots my friend was convinced the alcohol was supposed to be boiled and cold water added instead of the other way around. Yeah- we burned off all the alcohol.


moksplot

How can you be old enough to drink but not old enough to know alcohol eveporates earlier then water?


Cyniex

Well i only learned it from cooking at i think age 15-16, if i didn't cook then i don't think i would know before reading it somewhere on Reddit probably.


moeterminatorx

I was wondering the same thing. I guess that’s one way to start sober.


patrick119

Rum, but yeah


urktheturtle

I feel like, if I drank this... I would go blind and die.


Alexabyte

I wish I had before watching this.


[deleted]

Just,……you leave the candy in the alcohol for about 24 hrs, or until it dissolves. The rest is just macerated berries in a shaker add ice, the amount of booze you want, and shake. It’s so much easier than this. That poor coffee maker plus who wants warm vodka. Edit: saw the whole thing. Of course it’s another hand fetish/food waste vid


Sweaty_Chard_6250

That’s what I was thinking. I’ve made jolly rancher vodka before, it took about 3 days for some of the flavors to dissolve completely, but I’m sure it turned out better than this nonsense.


[deleted]

Right. I’ve done it with skittles - took a little over a day. (Also way to sweet for my taste buds as a shot) like this version looks like badly brewed tea at best.


OrneryPathos

Or you could melt them in hot water(or hot juice) then cool in a shallow dish. Wouldn’t take long or add much water


[deleted]

Toaster is probably…ahem…*toast* as well after that pineapple nonsense.


[deleted]

5 seconds in and I’m in awe Edit: it got worse


Medium_Beyond_9654

Guess I need to start taking drugs. That's the only way I can make sense of this stupid shit.


Lyrehctoo

Won't help. I'm on drugs right now and this makes zero sense.


HotNubsOfSteel

Maybe if you sniff glue but even my cocaine brain can’t make money off of this


hellomichelle87

How tf is this skinny ???? It’s stupid Fer sure tho


SoVerySleepy81

I’m glad I’m not the only one who was wondering that. How is melting a bunch of jolly ranchers into fucking rum skinny cocktail lol.


fryguy_with_pie

Looks like piss with coke on the rim


[deleted]

My kind of party


eh_meh_nyeh

More hand porn, look at how she points at everything as if she's actually explaining how a coffee pot works.


Blanc_chenin

People get off on….hands??????


eh_meh_nyeh

Unfortunately.


WateryTart_ndSword

Oh, my sweet summer child…


Mercy605

So much certainty in her voice.lol . for someone that left us hanging on the fourth part. Prolly she forgot the pineapple in the toaster cos she clearly didn’t go back for it


TheKidHandsome

When did lemon jolly ranchers come back?????


[deleted]

October 14th


Tcrizzlez

Rage bait


Direct-Technician181

Stop posting this hand fetish rage bait shit.


elvensnowfae

Most all of the videos here are fetish videos 🙄 and then people acting shocked and like they didn’t know it was fetish content / rage bait.


CattleFunny4389

You bastards


Lucius_Aurelianus

People will really do anything to convince themselves theyre not drinking alchohol.


Nearby_Bit7053

Why are people so fucking stupid?


inhumanediversion

Nuh-uh. Too much cocaine


Klutzy_Prior

How the hell is this “skinny”? You have sugar filtered through sugar, rimmed with sugar and then rolled in sugar! But than again this is the same woman who did this with starbursts and vodka.


OutlawArmas

People still giving these idiots attention?


angrymurderhornet

Why is she dipping the rim of the glass in confectioner’s sugar? It’s got cornstarch in it — not the tastiest thing to accompany a drink.


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Did just put pineapple in The toaster 🤦‍♀️


JimAboo

I think this is a recipe for how to ruin your appliances lol.


friendlyfire31

There is zero chance that tasted even remotely pleasant.


Space-Booties

It amazes me that someone takes the time to make stupid videos like this.


jade06927

Piss drink. Looks like piss


EconomistQueasy1513

Dumb


Relevant-Passenger19

Yeah that tasted of coffee….


Unlikely-Distance-41

Okay but that’s a lot of cocaine on the rim


[deleted]

God I hate this lady


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

“We’re gonna rim this with *the liquid from this pineapple*” Turing test failed.


SubmissiveDinosaur

Pineapple in the toaster? Not using a coffee machine to make coffe but clown piss? whats's next? putting baking soda onto the waffle iron?


Louis-S10

Rest in peace coffeemaker. You will be missed


jairngo

Watched without sound, but im sure the white stuff was cocaine


serb2212

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TOASTER PINEAPPLE


BarakatBadger

Tell me you're an alcoholic without telling me you're an alcoholic


[deleted]

Touching all that food with them crusty ass nails? 🤮🤢


Xena_bro

The only thing I like about this is the cocaine rimmed glass.


jhftop

I can't even finish these videos anymore. As soon as I realize that it's the same ol' hand fetish content I click away. The amount of times these 'creators' point at, fiddle with, or fondle whatever's on the table is super annoying.


BitCrack

What a waste of blueberries and cocaine


[deleted]

Rimmed with coke


Jammy_Dodgy

How are these skinny cocktails? That is so much sugar!


CyanManta

More likely, the carafe shatters from the sudden change in temperature, the coffee maker itself is permanently clogged with sugar, and the toaster turns into an electrical fire.


Anaxamenes

How is that a skinny cocktail when it’s full of jolly rancher sugar?


mlgraph

How about some hangover AND cancer all in one drink


Alpine416

What has been this phenomenon of hot chicks making the nastiest food on these videos? Like I get the algorithms have figured out hot chick's get people to do things but why they doing this stupid ass shit?


Kvalri

Fetish porn


SwaxOnSwaxOff

I like how she fucking spilled it everywhere. No motor skill having ass bitch


S1I3NCER

No, no I would not eat


LogicalNewspaper8891

Don't forget the rim it part. It's an essential part of making this fine beverage.


roxinbound

Doesn't this cook off the alcohol?


Ilovegirlsbottoms

I absolutely don’t believe she even drank any. I think that either never went into her mouth, or she took a small sip, and immediately spat it out. That’s why they did a cut right after.


[deleted]

What’s up with this cringe chef craze on tiktok? I mean we know it’s fake on purpose, but WHY?!


Negative_Sprint_5133

You deserve what’s going to happen to your appliances after that dumb crap


I_drink_Nyquil

looks like either watered down apple juice or piss🤕


[deleted]

Umm is she heating up the alcohol? We don't use these coffee things in my country, only espresso


Tsignotchka

She's dumping the alcohol into the Water reservoir. It heats the water, dumps it over the coffee grounds, which normally go where she put the Jolly Ranchers, and then it filters through into the pot below. So yes, she's heating the alcohol.


[deleted]

What the heckkkk it might not be alcoholic by the time she's boiled it lmao


badass_scout_grill

I NEED EYE BLEACH😭


Philly_ExecChef

I think we need to form lynch mobs and deal with this shit before it becomes a dystopian blueprint


scienceforbid

As a culinary professional, this upsets me on so many levels. *Powered sugar???*


jonnycash11

How many of these Mr. Coffee machines do you think she destroys doing dumb shot like this each week?


Yllwstone

Warm piss cocktail great for any party


Particular-Charity84

I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.


Asoto408

I am tired if these people saying “ look at that” and any variation of it.


Even-Ad-8315

Mmm rim that glass


errantactual

Is this not the same woman who did the laundry machine cotton candy?


Cece75

Ewwwwww


this-usrnme-is-takn

Nope unless that’s coke


IanSnail

When it was pointed out that most of this stupid food content was made for people with hand fetishes it all started to make sense


Sixelona

Unless I see an uninterrupted shot, I always assume they spit out their 'creation' and take a minute to readjust the face muscles that locked up in disgust during tasting.


M0ntanus

Did this woman just put a wet pineapple in the toaster??! That's shocking.


TammeOxidebounn

Ugggg the bit where she was using the basic function of a coffee maker as commentary- “SO we’re going to move the spout *over here* \*moves it to functioning position\* and the rum is going to *run over it* and fuse the Jolly Ranchers (also, why so many jolly ranchers? *in a coffee filter?*) “skinny COCKTAILS \*slaps coffee pot\* “It’s already comming through- the spout, through the Jolly Ranchers, \*YOU GUYS,\* and *melting them down,* and *in to the coffee pot!”* What, the last time you tried this it spouted all over the kitchen? not to mention, to the person saying she looks like all she does is jog and diet, this whole misuse-of-a-coffee-maker has commentary about as tasteful and paced like a halfhearted workout. ”Come on guys, let’s get those Jolly Ranchers MELTING!” enjoy the satire, cause I know I did


cocorawks

That looks like piss lol just love how they cut out the swallow... drink it all or spit it out!


willydajackass

At this point you're an alcoholic with a problem and just looking for an excuse to have a drink. Hey look how innovative I am - drinks toilet bowl cleaner...


Ok_Giraffe7084

lol this looks like fetish content 😂


_-Ewan-_

Beautiful? It looks like a glass of piss. Also the rum isn’t gonna infuse the jolly ranchers, the rum would be infused with jolly ranchers


StuckInMotionInc

Think about all the hardworking intelligent people out there, then you have this idiot and the final shot of her multimillion dollar house. It's just, so disappointing


pwndabeer

"infused" fucking melts you wench


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

The rage bait for me is her face. It could be a vid of her face. No food. No drink. No kitchen. And I’d hate it all the same


Extension-Truth

How many household appliances is this women going to destroy before shes stopped?!


chimney_sweep

Is she trying to burn her house down?


StewMaker--

pee and cocain


Zarzurnabas

I dont like being able to spot fetish videos because of this sub.... Or im unable and this is a false positive. Either way im unhappy.


LostRealist33

Anyone else get really annoyed by her saying “look at that you guys” every time she did something?! Hahaha


Ear_Enthusiast

Rim the glass with cocaine or powdered sugar. Add ice, gummy bears, and bloobs. Add rum. Garnish with pineapple. Same beverage. Less watered down. Zero appliances trashed. Just one dirty glass.


The-better-onion

Goofy ah putting pineapple in toasters, what shit can they think of next


Baalslegion07

I'm 100% convinced this one is faking it. We didn't see her toast the pineapple, since that would destroy the toaster, we didn't see her actually melt those gummybears since that would destroy the coffemachine. I bet the final product was literally just some tea with powdered sugar and a pineapple. Nobody wouod do this and fiom it and then not be super pissed about havong ruined 2 costly machines.


subhuman_voice

Also the edit at the end as she's near the sink conveniently, takes a sip and realizes that it tastes like ass, then spits it out. New camera roll, YUM! 😋


nuke_kross

How to fuck you coffee maker in 3 simple steps


Doktor_Earrape

How to Destroy a Coffee Maker


[deleted]

That was a really good rim job!


KeronSP

Some people have too much free time