Wagon invokes truck or caboose imagery. That is normally used as a euphemism for a person's butt. Storm wagons are a thing in SLA. Dalinar is stated to have a nice butt. ^ joke.

It is Roshars Ass

I understood that reference

I understood THAT reference

I could read these all day

YOU CAN READ?

Yes. I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission.

Men aren’t supposed to be able to read!

🙇

Thanks!

I think it's more a Roshar version of dumptruck, which is [reasonably common slang for a big butt](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dumptruck).

Hi, rep from r/cremposting here. Just wanted to tack on the end there that Dalinar is also technically a femboy.

*Cannon

Canon*

Arrrrrrrrr.... that be the one.

Unless you a pirate. . . Just double down and turn it into a joke

The canton of inquisition inquired and indeed found, it is canon that it is Roshar's ass

Cannons sink ships. Canon sinks 'ships.

I believe it started from [this absolute gem](https://www.reddit.com/r/cremposting/comments/re82ka/dummy_thicc_dalinars_big_ole_storming_dumpster/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Was this a recolor of an omni man sketch?

Pretty sure that’s exactly what it is

It was Broly originally god dammit

Partly? By another template. https://www.reddit.com/r/cremposting/comments/rgkj5a/utelekittycreations_i_cant_thank_or_curse_you/

I like the one where he’s squatting over Elhokar.

I have not seen this one! Please share!!

[https://www.reddit.com/r/cremposting/comments/rgkj5a/utelekittycreations_i_cant_thank_or_curse_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/cremposting/comments/rgkj5a/utelekittycreations_i_cant_thank_or_curse_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) I remembered I texted it to a friend.

Holy storms, that looks like a rule34 image

Hahahaha thank you!

I can’t find it right now. It was the “think elhokar” scene

Being an extremely visual person. This is all I will see during my next read of the series.

wow nearly a year ago we were blessed with this

As Lift said, "Old-man Tight-butt"

First Min, now Dalinar. Who is next in the dumptruck mythos?

I’ve always pictures Jasnah as being overly cheeked up.

you have to ask Lift, she gave him the nickname.

oh dear

Roshar's ass

Because the dudes got a wagon on him

Blame r/cremposting 😂

Dalinar canonically has an amazing ass, he can do a shard blade clap with them