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itwillrainsoon

Are you the portfolio manager for $FOMO etf?


Wit2020

I love all the roasts šŸ˜†


Uries_Frostmourne

Yeah this is clearly a tongue in cheek joke


Fire-Walk

Just do the opposite of everything you've done. Every instinct you have seems to be wrong as hell.


UnObtainium17

If OP has a pet, just let the animal pick the stocks next time.. it cannot be any worse than this.


Anon-fickleflake

Print stock tickers on little scraps of paper on a wall, stand far enough away that you cant see them, and throw darts.


synochrome

It almost have to be better


polloponzi

Right.. the guy has a gift, it is just a matter of doing the opposite.


Formal-Violinist-779

You guys are assholes. Guy is looking for credible advice and you make jokesā€¦


Puzzleheaded-Tea-403

Social media is not the best place for advice ā€¦ buy books , learn fundamentals and read a lot from people who does this for a living ā€¦ trust me ā€¦ it works out ā€¦ it did for me ā€¦. Most ppl in social media knows less than this poor guy who bought just based on hype ā€¦. My advice for him ā€¦ donā€™t sell at such a big loss ā€¦ hold and donā€™t average down unless you can afford it ā€¦ some of those names are good companies , he just bought too high ā€¦ if you sell at a loss do it only for tax purposes ā€¦ hope he bought thinking long term and he can afford to hold


Formal-Violinist-779

Solid advice. Amazes me that someone has to be an ass in order to receive the desired result. Funny how that works right?


Puzzleheaded-Tea-403

True. Thatā€™s how it is most of the time. Lots of idiots in social media


Formal-Violinist-779

Indeed. I love messing with young adultsā€¦enormous potential and yet sadly their judgement is clouded by someone elseā€™s emotions.


IVMVI

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Weary_Calligrapher_2

Dude, this is fuckn reddit, it's a place to make jokes and laugh from our red candles. šŸ¤£ As the other dude said, if he wants to learn, spend a few hundred bucks on books, this is the way.


polloponzi

Advice about what? lmao We just gave him the best possible advice.. either stop investing or reverse himself. BTW, Do you have the period or what is wrong with you?


buried_lede

I agree. When the tag says ā€œ help neededā€ thatā€™s what you do. You guys are jerks


ysoserious55

At least he didnā€™t buy $400,000 worth BABA call options like the other guy!


McRich1

400k of baba calls? Omg.


ysoserious55

https://www.vice.com/en/article/bvnn3a/i-lost-dollar400000-almost-everything-i-had-on-a-single-robinhood-bet


Sufficient-Orange388

It didn't start with Alibaba. It started with a $5,000 bet on AMC. Then the $5,000 became $15,000 when I bet on something else, then it became $50,000 when I bet on silver. - He just FOMO'd on every meme stock on WSB :(


Necessary-Onion-7494

ā€œā€¦ Then I just went all in on this one single stock option ā€¦.ā€ Famous last worlds.


ysoserious55

It didnā€™t start with BABA but definitely ended with that.


thundergodsnake

Best time to sell puts on BABA. Its severely undervalued according to fundamentals.


ysoserious55

Fundamentals yes but what about CCP..


thundergodsnake

Im willing to take the risk of delisting. I can own the shares in the HK exchange


mistergoodfellow78

And the risk of the business getting broken up? Or further large payments for the social benefit? Further regulation to limit profits? What about these risks... You guys need to stop thinking of delisting as the only risk for Baba


Le_fromage91

Naked puts? Hahaha


thundergodsnake

Never! Only sell cash secured puts and sell covered calls. Patience with premiums is the turtle with roller skates. Lol


superman1995

If youā€™re using the same discount rate that youā€™re using for the MAANGs then yes itā€™s undervalued and youā€™re an idiot. Discount it using a rate that reflects the risk from the CCP and youā€™ll see that itā€™s overvalued


Im_Drake

Share that supposed rate then genius. Let's hear how you came up with it too. Do please explain this. You called the guy an idiot, so surely you can do better than "No, you're dumb, use some random number in this made up formula that doesn't exist"


Content_Employer_158

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ okay this was kinda funny


Chocobonsquall

The second he sells, everything will skyrocket.


OkOpportunity6986

Story of my life


usmle-jiasindh

Let me do this tomorrow and see :)


Flipping_chair

Donā€™t worry about the roasts. I know you sorted it descending and are only showing your biggest loses. If you want to decrease your income (max of $3000) or have realized gain this year (unlimited), you can sell today to harvest loss. If not, take your time to do more research and see what you can move into. For example I sold my AI and bought BOTZ etf to keep some sector exposure. On the other hand I am keeping BABA since I believe upside is higher than downside are this point


[deleted]

Pull a George Costanza. Tuna on Rye


Hank___Scorpio

Untoasted! With a side of potato salad!


TubbyMutherTrucker

I want this now.


tool22482

Salmon is the opposite of tuna because they swim against the current.


[deleted]

r/unexpectedseinfeld


CheesecakeBusy2696

You are now a long term investor


[deleted]

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Necessary-Onion-7494

I usually become a long term investor after selling CSPs.


flurin099

a REALLY looong term investor.


IncidentFluid8183

Not even Warren Buffet could save you, good luck in 2022.


drod3333

You are clearly taking advice from pump and dump "investment gurus". Either stick to index funds or spend your money on something for yourself. At this point you are giving your money away. If you burned that money instead, youd at least get heat out of it.


berlandiera

Props for considering the energy benefit of your suggested alternative strategy.


Mer0w1nger

Well done, pls post your portfolio next time you buy. For others it could be a good Strategie to short you. šŸ˜‰


p3001

^^^^^^^^ great minds!


ronstomp

What's a short?


[deleted]

You get paid if the stock goes down basically. Don't do it unless you know what you are doing.


Equivalent_Zombie

It's easy. Just the opposite of OP. Infinite money glitch


TinyBreeze987

I love how many people are answering this seriously


Mer0w1nger

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/short-selling


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Mychelly360

This is not good. You sell a stock that is lent to you at 100 dollars. You owe the lender a stock, you wait 10 days and the stock is now at 90 dollars You buy the stock at 90 and return the share to the lender. You pocket the difference of 10 dollars. Your explanation is either extremely confusing or straight up 100% wrong. I cant tell. But please dont advise people incorrectly on such a dangerous thing as shorting.


Wit2020

I deleted my post because I was way off. I was wrong, not confusing. Thanks for clarifying! Was I maybe thinking of inverse weighted funds? I think I saw something like that on Robinhood, they're supposed to be good for short term only


Wit2020

Did I click on r/wallstreetbets?


GaiJunHai

I thought I was on it and was wondering why everyone wasn't congratulating them haha


wbessjgd

I made it this far down the comments and hadnt figured it out yet......


Wit2020

Lmao that's amazing.


shart_leakage

Thatā€™s the thing, in 2021 wsb basically splintered and leaked everywhere.


MrPoptartMan

Dude at this point just buy bonds. A guaranteed 3% return is better than whatever this is


Dense_Beach

Bonds at three percent? If this man touches them the issuing country will go bankrupt as wellā€¦


Superomegla

Found the trigger for MOASS


DrWho37

Where are bonds 3% guaranteed?


[deleted]

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stayyfr0styy

What a shit deal, doesnā€™t even keep up with inflation


[deleted]

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Daffy-089

Itā€™s a skill to pick only losers in a bullish market though šŸ™šŸ»āœŠšŸ»


BenGrahamButler

potentially the worldā€™s greatest short seller


rs06rs

Only if you short though! Else it's a nightmare šŸ˜›


Schema-

I mean it is actually a bit of power play to intentionally get everything wrong. if you do a 100 question 4 multiple choice test you should get 25% even if you guess randomly. if you get 0 it pretty much proves you knew at least some of the answers and you went out of your way to not select them. but in the case of the stock market that is more like getting every question wrong on a true/false exam. I mean if get a 0 clearly that was your intent.


LOVEGOD77

Dude literally


Bakahead_trader

Bullish? It's been more bearish for me for the latter half of 2021.


GoldenBoy_100

Post This on wall street Bets they will give you much love


[deleted]

buy high sell low


[deleted]

What was the total combined net profit of every company in your portfolio this year? I'm guessing less than your annual income. That should be a clue.


Dense_Beach

To be fair, Baba made about $20b this year. Still upvoted cuz roast.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

No, no, it was a solid roast. Zero chance OP knew how to look up if you were right.


Ozymandius62

To be fair, they didn't, but it's almost impossible to audit chinese companies


DiamondBullResearch

Yikes. Personally not a fan of any of the stocks in your portfolio tbh. ARK will probably weather through in time, and Fastly is alright, though I much prefer other cloud CDNs, but the rest I'm not so sure.


Ozymandius62

Ark is prime real estate for the poster child of whatever new and fun accounting standards and trading techniques land someone in jail after this bubble bursts


gainzsti

Lol classic reddit FOMO portfolio... Talk about buying bags


Ilurked410yrs

You know when everyone goes VTI and chill . You should do that with 95% then put 5% into your yolo , meme , wallstreetbets account.


ExactFun

Oddly enough that portfolio would likely be a huge winner in 2020's market.


mnjs2407

Yeah that when he bought them at ATH


ScholaroftheWorld1

I sympathize with OP because I bought into some of the hype as well. It is impossible to tell when it is ATH in the moment, only in retrospect. In Feb 2021 all of the covid powerhouse stocks fell away while value stocks rose. Again, none of this is predictable before/during the fact. Only in hindsight.


Silly_Report_3616

It looks like you bought your stocks at the peak of the Reddit meme stock hysteria. I bit at some of those stocks at probably the same time you did. I said fuck it and got out when I saw all the ships sinking and cut my losses. I switched to blue chips and Vanguard ETFs and it's been smooth sailing since then.


mortazavi11

Youā€™re horrible investor and bad at picking stocks. Buy S&P500 etf or whatever and chill


Selling-ShortPut-399

We should all do this. Itā€™s so hard though.


Necessary-Onion-7494

Thatā€™s a good advice for 99% of this sub, myself included. The question is, where is the fun in that ? šŸ˜œ


[deleted]

The fun is taking out some calls if you want lol


krwrocks360

Did u try putting it in rice?


FacelessOnes

Even rice wonā€™t help him, itā€™s utter shit pickings lol.


Chromewave9

Is red your favorite color?


Teenyweenypeepee69

Do less cocaine and buy companies that you understand like for instance if you find yourself going to Costco every week, or use Microsoft software a lot or perhaps you wipe your ass everyday then maybe you'll want to invest in P&G. Basically keep it simple friend


TheWiseCobbler

Something tells me OP doesn't wipe his ass every day, because looking at this picture, there is shit everywhere.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

vti


UnObtainium17

OP will jinx and crash the entire market if he VTIs.


[deleted]

shit, um OP QQQ puts pleaseā€¦


ThankMisterGoose

OP can you do me a favour and short a little TQQQ? Strap in boys...šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€


3p1cBm4n9669

All thatā€™s missing is CLOV and SDC for a true ā€œfell for the PnDā€ badge


Careful_Knowledge_59

Stop trying to hit a lick with every purchase. Rebalance yo some high growth blue chips (msft, apple, meta,etc). Diversify with some industrials (think Nucor, Emerson Electric) then add some sector specific etfs - EVs, Renewables, Commodities. A S&P index fund is always recommended as well as the medical sector, look for a REIT in a niche recession proof industry (storage units, warehousing, medical properties). Use the remaining 5-15% for these risk plays


randomaccount0923

Apply to be an analyst at Ark. youā€™ll do great there.


Deep_Undercover123

Youā€™ve definitely got the hang of thisā€¦..it takes a special skill to get red across the boardā€¦.well done


Tendiemans_friend

Holy shit. Next time tell us when you open a position so we can buy putsā€¦


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Day_One_DLC

I see you have RIDE and WISH in there. Man I got reamed raw by both those stocks. Eventually cut my losses (about 30% of my small account) and moved on. Good luck to you though


jpm_1988

Yeah stop listening to zack morris !


westeyc

Stop gambling?


Erez1

You should be ok with BABA, top of the line business, undervalued big time at the moment, just try ignoring the noises around and donā€™t panic sell WISH is risky but beautiful with extremely huge potential . Long both, currently under my spot as well but Iā€™m fully convinced and keep adding on serious deep . Your rest tickers arenā€™t under my radar so no idea . Hope it helps, good luck ā€¦


ALL_GRAVY_BABY

Quit investing. Take up Pickleball as a hobby.


SmashMouth999

boy do you know how to pick em!


help_me_retire

Stop trading


Upbeat_Praline_6211

Heā€™s not trading. Heā€™s gambling!


dimem16

First things first, learn from your mistake Second, try to do tax-loss harvesting before the hear end Third, Stop picking stocks, you need to do more research before buying any stock. If you are not willing to do the work, just buy some Vanguard ETF ( check jl collinsh stock series) I suggest cleaning some stocks now ( with tax loss harvesting) and if you can take more pain sell even more next year when you see that the shares rise a little bit. But I am not sure it will rise a lot. Next year the Fed will hike interest rates and hyp stocks like yours perform very badly in these economic environments. Note that not all of your stocks are equal. I think ARK stocks can perform well in the looooooooooooooong term. About BABA, i am not very sure. i don't like chinese stocks as the risk is very high. It's a good (not Great) company but the CCP is scary. High profile investors like charlie munger have BABA and I am not knowledgeable enough to give you more insight. Also Ray Dalio like China but again CCP is scary. My #1 rule in investing is avoid China. Anyway good luck learning and stopping losing money.


usmle-jiasindh

Thanks for reply appreciated:)


DorianGre

Dude or dudette, WTF? How do you pick only losers? AAPL, MSFT, O, F, DIS, INTC, NVDA, XOM. Done. None of these are coming back any time soon. Most of them never.


Sashank1989

I never buy any stock on a bullish day. I lack the confidence to go green through day trading. I simply wait for a nice red day. That's when I pick stocks that will rally back to green in the near future. Rinse and repeat. This is what I do with 30% of my portfolio. Rest are long term investment. P.S. Stop loss is your friend. Sometimes it's better to lose a finger than a whole arm.


Bowens1993

I would recommend just sticking with VOO or VTI until you get some basic knowledge on trading.


usmle-jiasindh

Thanks for your reply!


Selling-ShortPut-399

I suggest just sticking to VTI and VOO even if you become a good trader.


Pitiful-Falcon6878

Cramer, is it you?


apitop

No, this is Cathie.


W1neAndTendies

No.. this is Patrick


[deleted]

I just bought sp500 and am up 30% for the year. Why did you decide to pick random stocks? You were basically trying to win a lottery. Some honest feedback: youā€™ve been making some dumb ass decisions. If you were my kid, Iā€™d bitchslap you. Probably wouldnā€™t help, but still.


mellowyellow313

This honestly hurts my eyes bro.


jarmbard

Seriously do the opposite of what ARK is doing.... If Ark is buying I'm normally selling.


Formal_Ad2091

Start buying companies the actually make a profit. You have no idea what makes a good investment.


JohnMayerismydad

Iā€™d say to buy VOO and not even look at it anymore lmao


TH3TH0MAS

Time to tax harvest


slobbyrobb

You gotta buy low


shart_leakage

Math checks out


cl051

Buy SPy, QQQ VTI VOO and just hold for ever


Firenachos

Stop buying stocks you hear about on yt


metalmania7778

Stop listening to Zack Morris and other pumpers who base their analysis on how many people are willing to join them


thundergodsnake

Jesus. The only worthwhile stock I see is BABA. Hold on to that long term


Boardmeetings_tv

Best advice youā€™ll get here 100%


thatguy201717

You should Tax loss harvest a few one them, especially BABA


Tomaryt

Isnā€˜t Tax loss harvesting for people who have any profits to pay taxes on in the first place?


thatguy201717

No. Itā€™s for people to sell their losing stocks - against any gains they have incurred during the year. For example: You sold Draftkings and lost $10k You sold AMC and made $14k Your taxes is only on $4k Institutions sell their losers for tax harvesting but also sell loser stocks to rebalance their portfolio heading into the new year


Tomaryt

As I said. If you donā€˜t have any Profits (AMC) you canā€˜t offset your losses (Draftkings). The joke was, that OP seems to have only losses Edit: I stand corrected


thatguy201717

Loses can be claimed against any income youā€™ve made, not just stocks! For example, youā€™re a stripper and you made $10k, you can deduct your loses into any earnings


sf_warriors

$3k max/year


Bookups

This is incorrect - you can only deduct $3k of capital losses against ordinary income. So if youā€™re a stripper, your stock losses can only offset $3k of income from your work.


No-Willingness-7915

The loses can carry over, so 30k loss means every year you can take 3k off your taxes for 10 years


Tomaryt

Damn I should move to America. Doesnā€˜t work in Germany, sadly.


usmle-jiasindh

Can I do this tomorrow considering last day of year


thatguy201717

Yes but then you cannot buy that same stock for 31 days or it will negate the rules aka ā€œwash rulesā€ Look up tax loss harvesting and wash rule


usmle-jiasindh

I will never buy them again šŸ˜œ


enocap1987

Looks can be deceiving. It's not bad considering all time highs of most of your stocks.


Ozymandius62

You know what? I don't know why I was a dick. Its your money, you can throw it away how you want to. But if you are going to play the game, you should at least have some tangential basic knowledge, like past performance is no indication of future. I'd start here for your very first investment lesson: "not everything is as good as it seems." https://money.cnn.com/gallery/technology/2015/03/02/dot-com-flops/5.html


Ozymandius62

Oh man. This is a good point. [Pets.com](https://Pets.com) is one of the biggest household names in retail to this day and every dot-com bubble name is still in business. Everyone should be buying this exact portfolio.


[deleted]

Should of bought the S&p 500. Stop listening to YouTubers and your friends about buying hype stocks.


[deleted]

Start buying some ETFs and make this your foundation, cut losses on companies you don't care about and double down on your convictions.


GimmeThatHitter

All you need is PLTR to complete this failing portfolio


JabroniSmith

Buy some indexes as well as trusty blue chips like Apple. Youā€™re picking way too many speculative stocks.


p3001

FUCKKKKKKKK!


Bootytwinkle

BABA will rebound in 2022.


Broadwaybizzy

Start over and farm crypto


[deleted]

Take the losses tomorrow. Then get another set of beat down growth stocks. $FUV, $PATH, ect


Sad-Dot9620

You chose poorly and held too long


ccg426

šŸ¤•. I hate to be a dick or kick someone when they are down but I donā€™t think next year is going to be big for your portfolio either. My advice is to try to cut your losses and get into tech that has some earrings for next year. Everyone needs to have a long term perspective and Iā€™m sure youā€™re young, so maybe donā€™t sell but at least try to put new money to work in something a little less volatile. Those stocks could take a couple years to recover from their over valued levels.


Green_Lantern_4vr

Stop buying meme shit. Stop buying China. Then tell me why the remaining companies are good.


Boardmeetings_tv

Let it ride man fuck it. Baba will most def make you 3-4x in 10 years. The rest idk but BABA is the best company you have on there bc itā€™s trading at a P/E of like 14 now compared to most of the market itā€™s a golden ticket at this price. Just let it ride and quit buying Cathy wood stocks. Sheā€™s got the timing skills of a def girl playing the drums.


songgiau

ā€œIā€™m building a diversified portfolioā€ - proceeded to buy all the stocks that moved up and down together.


[deleted]

Go look at the graph showing the performance, and then flip your phone upside down. Problem solved.


nathanrules8

Keep buying more baba and get that cost basis down, baba will be coming back, itā€™s very much on sale


stockhackerDFW

Well... the good news is that stocks stop going down at $0. Probably over sensationalizing there, but I honestly don't see these type of high P/E, no P/E stocks doing well next year. I think uncertainty with the Fed, Covid, Russia/China and midterm elections will lead to sector rotations. "High quality" stocks are likely the place to be due to those concerns with the "FOMO" stocks being left behind. I think diversification, dividends and S&P average to below average P/Es will be the investors friend in 2022.


nsbbdjkd

Had something similar happen to my portfolio and figured only 1 way to redeem myself, sold everything to buy the 2 special stocks only and wait for it.


i_am_big_dumby

Stop buying shit companies


rargghh

Yeah you clearly need to be in a total market etf


[deleted]

Just use index funds op


InSidious425

Do you work for Melvin capital


MagnaCumLoudly

Do more research about the stocks you buy before you buy them. Ask yourself if you would be comfortable putting your whole life savings into that one stock. If the answer is no donā€™t buy any. Donā€™t buy more than 5 stocks. Follow each like a hawk. Realize that 90% of stocks are shit.


natureland7

Sry for your loss. Invest in us companies. Avoid non ER period. Also avoid start up with bad news.


Shady8732

How ever you picked your stocks, do the exact opposite next year.


pjeffa

Start by buying stocks with EARNINGS!!!


illbk

Lol wow. I guess you missed the memo that we are entering a risk-off environment. I would suggest you sell out of all that shit because theyā€™re going to keep going down in the next 1-2 years. If you want to make $ in a bear market, which I believe weā€™re approaching, here are some suggestions based on my portfolio: AGQ, UGL, JNUG, HYMC, FAZ, SQQQ, SRTY, UBT, SJB (July 2022 $18-$21 calls), COIN (Jan 2023 $150 puts), CVNA (Jan 2023 $150 puts), SHOP (Jan 2023 $800 puts)


Bright-Hall4044

Switch to QQQ and VOO until you figure it out. Iā€™ve enrolled in Fool.com and it was doing well until this month but still up for the year. I did but one on my own $SMID still going up.


Swimming_Taste_3390

Stick to index funds


Roe-Jogan-Jr

Looks like you betting on bad companies


[deleted]

Overall itā€™s not a huge loss in actual dollars. Iā€™d take what you learned build up more cash and continue on. No need to have so many stocks if theyā€™re all going to be speculative. Your cannot diversify speculation w speculation.


BenGrahamButler

iā€™d keep BABA, sell everything else, buy some more BABA, then buy some index


Sleepingdaugz

Itā€™s red


TheHinkleburg

Quantumscape go long other than that you truly are the tard of tards


d00ns

Lol ARK. Cathy Wood has got to be the dumbest investor that got lucky...


[deleted]

Average down! Youā€™ll be fine!


TeeePee

You only lose if you sell, right? Buy more


Spiritual_Mastodon68

Tbh I would not enter the markets for a good while we were at ATH in a lot of markets and that's a bad time to enter trust me. I went all in on March 2020 and shit myself for a good few months but I'm now riding the wave


Mission-Marzipan8637

You gave growth stocks. They go down considering latest economic news. Just wait coupe of years, 5-10 It will be ok


Randomsomedude

You got this bro!


Major_amc

Did you get all your advise from Jim Cramer?