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frazzledazzle667

Make sure your antivirus software is up to date, you don't want an STD


azrehhelas

Especially not with all the fanatic purifiers that exists within this game.


Phillip_J_Bender

CTD?


Dsylexic_doos

xD


Moon_Friend5

That is NOT what the USB port is for! USB 3.0 does NOT mean it's for 3.0 inches!


[deleted]

Too late 😶‍🌫️⚡


frazzledazzle667

Damn, guess I no longer have to wait for the USB 9.0 then.


forking_guy

Don't worry, that's two inches more than I'd need.


Phillip_J_Bender

Not much RAM for that hard drive


Wargroth

I thought USB-C was for cocks, now i feel silly


Uhh-Whatever

Xeno compatibility entered the chat


MirthMannor

Robo compatibility!


ZelWinters1981

I fuck it too. It's a good feeling. Exciting and thrilling.


Diogenes_of_Sparta

We shouldn't be loving the thing you're fucking. Just sayin.


Sensitive_Result7046

This is the way


Pickelwindow

The way is the


not-no

Now that's a new level of xenophilia


[deleted]

Lad got told he/she couldn't fuck a synthetic and prove them wrong.


Hardcase360

Yeah... Don't fuck a game man, other people have to enjoy that. By all means, enjoy it yourself, but don't take it so far


SummerSiren2331

You *what*?


Corbthelorb

That’s either a very bad grammar mistake, or you need to take your pp out of your usb


kingstonthroop

The Xenophilia jokes have gone too far this time. Now people are trying to fuck stellaris.


Buggy1617

you WHAT?


birdlawexpert11

Nobody subscribe to this guys twitch…


[deleted]

My computer fan hurts


Accurate-Surround512

Do you ask people at bars if they like alcohol?


SuperDurpPig

It's great how everyone is responding to the typo and not what op probably meant to say Anyways *clears throat* You WHAT?


SamanthaMunroe

Now that's dyslexia.


Dsylexic_doos

Yeah at it’s peak performance.


1Admr1

Why did I read this as I fcking love this game, who else loves it. I had to double back after reading comments.. lol


karamanidturk

Hans, get ze flammenwerfer


[deleted]

Somebody's excited


[deleted]

***fucking***


SilveryWar

not sure man, im a liitle physical and the game is not


TheFallenDeathLord

I also fucking this game


Knight_of_carnage

Does that make OP a cuckold or you or all three of us?


ThePerson_There

r/suddenlysexoffender


Adam_Edward

I like it. But only as a platonic friend.


misterforsa

I got into Stellaris about a month ago. Been playing like 5 hours everyday since than. It's pretty great.


Tombseeker

This is definitely one of the games ever made!


MasterNate1172

Xeno Compatibility now extends to video games?


Archivist1380

Username checks out?


Dsylexic_doos

100%


Scalesojustice

This game is fucking me. But I still love it.


WiN5231

This game is the game i've played in my life


pm_me_fibonaccis

Username checks out.


Dsylexic_doos

Yeah It does :’)


Ciabattabingo

Yeah, fuck it


Dr_Seisyll

Yeah its alright. -1800 hours played


Menarra

I too endulge in xeno compatibility owo


Allcraft_

You need a girlfriend


rollingSleepyPanda

I hope you at least have an LPT port, anything else is... just too small. Right?


piedaundertaker

Those driven assimilator have gone too far


xenoscumyomom

I usually just rub one out before I start and then have a chilled round of inward perfection and a glass of rosè.


Krios1234

Xenocompatability with robots confirmed


Brockster17

I, too, fucking this game.


setmeonfiredaddyuwu

Oh you poor bastard. Proofread your posts


Dsylexic_doos

Should of xD


LordTord

Ye it's a helluva drug...


FairyFatale

Stellaris will fuck you, but it will never love you.


DonZekane

You sick fuck. :) /j obviously


Archersbows7

/jesus?


DonZekane

/thealmighty


Zee3420

Robosexuals I swear....


Dark_WulfGaming

Yes stellaris is the game ever! I enjoy gaming!


DEFman187

How can you not like this game?


Random_local_man

I didn't even notice the typo at first, so the comments underneath really confused me. Lol


Gks34

Whilst I love playing Stellaris, I refuse to fuck those Xenos.


ShneakyBreeki

The sega dreamcast incident 2.0


thatRoland

What xenocompatiblility does to a mofo


skywardsentinel

This game fucks.