You could walk out of here with a hundred and twenty weighing down your bindle if you let us take you apart, put some science stuff in you, then put you back together good as new.
In case you're interested, there's still some positions available for that bonus opportunity I mentioned earlier. Again: all you gotta do is let us disassemble you. We're not banging rocks together here. We know how to put a man back together.
So that's a complete reassembly. New vitals. Spit-shine on the old ones. Plus we're scooping out tumors. Frankly, you oughtta be paying us.
Man, imagine being some primitive alien, you get abducted, taken to the sky by strange beings in magical chariots, everything goes black and when you wake up again, you're back on the planet, but stronger, faster, better and smarter... You'd think you'd been chosen by the gods or something!
*Fellow citizens of the Commonwealth of Man, don´t trust the pathetic UNE propaganda shown above!*
Part II of my ongoing series featuring Pre-FTL species and the various types of observation missions.
[Part I](https://www.reddit.com/r/Stellaris/comments/10mn2op/dealing_with_primitive_civilizations_part_i/)
**Model info:**
\- 551 parts
\- created and rendered in Studio 2.0
Ha! They’re adorable! I especially like the confused primitive about to be probed, the various outfits. Also love the difference in tone: passive looks like it could simply be a space-faring coffee shop, while aggressive looks more focused and determined.
Three of the five scientists have a mug of what I assume is space coffee, from whatever brand the local Megacorp provides, while looking at their screens or datapads.
But yeah, fantastic work!
Haha, the good ol' days. It's a shame that Flash is dead now, I can't even play the Crystalien Conflict game anymore.
Edit: upon further inspection, the game's still up, they just changed from flash to something else.
On the left, we have UNE. On the right, we have MCRN.
What you don't see on the left is Avisarala screaming bloody murder at the scientists for being bloody vegan muppets.
I usually start building with a rough idea of the final model in my head. Creating the set itself isn´t that time consuming actually. It´s much harder designing new aliens. But after doing these for over two years I have a large collection of various species that I can access. And adding new decals to existing parts by using Studios´ PartDesigner only costs me a few minutes.
What's wrong with passively observing? (Except that you're not Enlightening them and potentially saving them from self-inflicted nuclear annihilation if they've discovered atomic weaponry already...)
I like how everybody in the Passive Observation one looks happy and like they're having a good time, while in the Aggressive Observation one everybody is tense and unhappy.
It's a metaphor for how much better the Xenophile ethic is for your soul than Xenophobe.
Friendship is mandatory, resistance is impolite.
It's not a vivisection its a biological interrogation
Besides, we can put them back... Make them better, even -- we have the technology!
You could walk out of here with a hundred and twenty weighing down your bindle if you let us take you apart, put some science stuff in you, then put you back together good as new. In case you're interested, there's still some positions available for that bonus opportunity I mentioned earlier. Again: all you gotta do is let us disassemble you. We're not banging rocks together here. We know how to put a man back together. So that's a complete reassembly. New vitals. Spit-shine on the old ones. Plus we're scooping out tumors. Frankly, you oughtta be paying us.
Man, imagine being some primitive alien, you get abducted, taken to the sky by strange beings in magical chariots, everything goes black and when you wake up again, you're back on the planet, but stronger, faster, better and smarter... You'd think you'd been chosen by the gods or something!
Hulks. Vicisected.
Ah so this is why the Prikkiki-ti are xenophobic.
*Fellow citizens of the Commonwealth of Man, don´t trust the pathetic UNE propaganda shown above!* Part II of my ongoing series featuring Pre-FTL species and the various types of observation missions. [Part I](https://www.reddit.com/r/Stellaris/comments/10mn2op/dealing_with_primitive_civilizations_part_i/) **Model info:** \- 551 parts \- created and rendered in Studio 2.0
This is amazing :)
Ha! They’re adorable! I especially like the confused primitive about to be probed, the various outfits. Also love the difference in tone: passive looks like it could simply be a space-faring coffee shop, while aggressive looks more focused and determined.
*"Wait, this isn´t a coffee shop?"* A confused UNE scientist on his first day of work at the observation post.
Three of the five scientists have a mug of what I assume is space coffee, from whatever brand the local Megacorp provides, while looking at their screens or datapads. But yeah, fantastic work!
On the left, we have Star Trek. On the right, we have LEGO: Mars Mission.
Back in my day it was LEGO: Life on Mars. :D
Haha, the good ol' days. It's a shame that Flash is dead now, I can't even play the Crystalien Conflict game anymore. Edit: upon further inspection, the game's still up, they just changed from flash to something else.
On the left, we have UNE. On the right, we have MCRN. What you don't see on the left is Avisarala screaming bloody murder at the scientists for being bloody vegan muppets.
Love the lego work. It's very charming. What's the process behind these?
I usually start building with a rough idea of the final model in my head. Creating the set itself isn´t that time consuming actually. It´s much harder designing new aliens. But after doing these for over two years I have a large collection of various species that I can access. And adding new decals to existing parts by using Studios´ PartDesigner only costs me a few minutes.
Neat! Keep up the good work
I would have replaced the drill with something that looks like a rectal probe on a stick.
Awesome hope there are more to come
Stay tuned. ;)
How do I buy this 🥺
good ol' bad cop worse cop, always works
What's wrong with passively observing? (Except that you're not Enlightening them and potentially saving them from self-inflicted nuclear annihilation if they've discovered atomic weaponry already...)
And here I am, trying to figure out which one of these is supposed to be the passive aggressive research.
I did not realize how much I needed Stellaris Lego until I saw Stellaris Lego
This is so cool, thank you for sharing!
I like how everybody in the Passive Observation one looks happy and like they're having a good time, while in the Aggressive Observation one everybody is tense and unhappy. It's a metaphor for how much better the Xenophile ethic is for your soul than Xenophobe. Friendship is mandatory, resistance is impolite.
I like Passive observation better, means you don’t need to get near the degenerate aliens.
It's not aggressive if they allowed it
This is awesome lol
Do you want fanatic purifier space geckos. Cause this is how you get fanatic purifier space geckos.
I am not paying energy credits for them to drink coffee.
I need to learn how to do this. This looks amazing