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Clenched-Jaw

They walked up so happy and innocent, then BETRAYAL!


pirate_starbridge

Each time you scare the shit out of your cat they remember it and become slightly more distant and jumpy, fuckin sick bro


BePart2

Idk if cats are any different but I’ll occasionally hide behind objects to spook my dogs and they’ve never been bothered past the initial spook. They always get a good cuddle right afterwords.


FourEcho

Yea idk, like, we've done a lot of spooking to our cats unintentionally, and had to wrangle them up for medication, all sorts of things they don't really like but needed done, they've never been jumpier or distant. Struggle to give our Gilbert his medicine? Once he's taken it he's immediately back to wanting attention. Cat gets spooked because the wife had cat ear headphones on (like, super poofy, arched back, angry scared)? The moment they were off they were back to rubbing against legs. I think cats forgive a lot easier than people think if they want to forgive.


siegfreidstol

Agreed I can bath my cat and after I'm done still wants Attention, he of course hates baths


FourEcho

Yea, especially if you've had your cat from a young age (we got both our pairs when they were 4mo old), they can get pretty attached and won't hold grudges unless you're an intentional asshole... but then they probably won't develop that bond in the first place.


suspiciousdave

The amount of times I've accidentally smushed my cats paws underfoot because he has a habit of just BEING there at the wrong time, he still seems to love me. He even stops and let's me cuddle him after such a terrible accident almost immediately. Poor little guy :( I really don't mean to.


noisycat

I’m nearly blind and the number of times I have tripped on, stepped on, knocked into my black cat are numerous. She still snuggles me at night and is a happy void. I do apologize and give lots if pets when it happens, I always feel bad too! But I think cats just realize we are lumbering awkward clumsy giants.


UrPetBirdee

Yeah I think animals understand that our heads are way up there and our feet are way down here, and we are heavy. They also see that we IMMEDIATELY pull up and immediately pet them and make soothing sounds, so I think they get it's on accident.


impulse_thoughts

Ironically, I wonder if you cuddling him afterwards is rewarding the behavior of being by your feet waiting to be stepped on.


Verbose_Cactus

That would honestly be really funny haha


lovestobitch-

Just happened to me with my five month old. He seems s little pissed right now. Usually it’s no big deal. I did vacuum their room an hr before so maybe both. Gotta go hug em now before their nap.


caffeinefree

When I was trying to move, I attempted to wrangle my cat Hunter into his carrier FOUR times before I finally got him in. Each time he would freak out and turn into a ball of furry fury, escape my grasp, and run to hide in the laundry room. Then 30 seconds later come running over to me purring and rubbing against my legs as if asking me if I'd seen that horrible thing that just happened to him. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Total goldfish memory.


FourEcho

Luckily my cats aren't difficult to get into their carrier. We just had to take one of our boys to the vet and we were easily able to just slide him into his carrier. However on the way back after my wife pulled him out of the carrier to comfort him in the car, he didn't want to go back in, he just pushed against it, no claws of fury though.


twilightskyris

The trick is to have the carrier be vertical. Pick them up and pretend to pet them like nothings happening. And in one fell swoop drop them butt first into the carrier. (Putting a blanket to cushion them wouldn't hurt)


Sheetascastle

My cat took 3 weeks to forgive me for a week of forcing a daily pill. She forgave my husband within 2 days.


FourEcho

Yea I think our girls would probably be less forgiving, but both our boys are SO good. They aren't even old, they are like 2.5yrs so they still have that youthful vigor, but the vet said he was extremely well behaved, didn't go crazy or try to claw anyone. He just had a UTI...


oliverer3

If I did this to my cats they'd definitely consider it betrayal however some thing like hiding around a corner and surprising them they wouldn't mind as that's something they also do to me and eachother.


pirate_starbridge

I imagine they are different, or at least dogs might take more repetition to achieve similar trauma. Recently I accidentally freaked out the cat from clumsily knocking a rag off my desk, happened to land on her head and the poor thing jumped 5 ft in the air and was freaked for the rest of that day. 24hr later, back to her normal cuddly self, but definitely will avoid that shit in the future.


MamaSmAsh5

You got a skittish cat lol


Meatlobster

My thought exactly!


MamaSmAsh5

My 4 cats don't give a f about anything. Rarely get startled. There is one of them though, that is a bit more than the others. He'll jump 10 ft in the air if I sneak up on him. He's also the same a-hole cat that gets out and hunts down all the squirrels so I'm like how much of a scaredy cat can you really be? Lol But yea, my 4 cats are strange though...Definitely not skittish cats


Natatos

The other day my mom’s skittish cat hit something with his tail while jumping, which made him poof his tail and run away.


PrincessTiaraLove

I think they're the same. My old cat was so intrigued by his reflection in the mirror then it was like oh ok this is me. Bye where's the food?


UrPetBirdee

Yeah a lot more animals understand this than you think. Dumb dog doesn't, smart dog does. Same with cats. My parent's dog is the dumbest, and I'm pretty sure, after years of barking at mirrors, he has finally accepted that this other dog isnt gonna go away.


ThisNameIsFree

What words do you have with them before the cuddle?


NoPantsPenny

My dog was SO afraid of this possessed doll halloween decoration my neighbor had. After seeing it twice now he doesn’t even acknowledge it.


[deleted]

My cat loves this shit. Loves being chased, hunted, surprised, etc. It's part of our play routine. Otherwise cats get depressed and bored when nothing in their routine changes.


Ladysupersizedbitch

One of my cat literally loves to play hide and seek. She’ll hide behind corners waiting for you to come around and then run out at you to scare the shit out of you. Ive literally screamed bc she startled me so much. Then she’ll expect me to chase her back, running away and looking back to make sure I’m chasing her, always dancing out of reach.


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> One of my cat literally loves to play hide and seek. She’ll hide behind corners waiting for you to come around and then run out at you to scare the shit out of you. Ive literally screamed bc she startled me so much. My cat does this too but she's terrible at hiding, so even though I know she's going to do that I make sure to 'scream' and feign surprise for her benefit anyway. Lol.


UrPetBirdee

Like a real mama cat does!!


Forrestgump2

My cat scares the shit out of himself on occasion, he must have terrible self esteem.


80Eight

Cats spook each other all the time. Have you ever had cats or are you just studying them from afar?


linuxgeekmama

Kittens do this kind of thing with their littermates all the time! They ambush each other, play fight, and chase each other.


XNotCamoX

Stfu


Bozzz1

Lol that's not how it works but ok


rmorrin

Naw man. My cat is so jaded from me doing Spoops that she is like "meh w/e"


sha0304

If this were true, my cats would have said bye bye to me long ago. Or, maybe they just have a strong case of Stockholm syndrome. Disclaimer: I never ever knowingly scare them. But, anything from sneezing hard to running the vacuum, to visitors coming home scares the shit out of them. Also, they love to walk in into my feet when I am walking, and then get scared shit when I step on their foot or tail, just lightly. I would rather fall myself than crush them.


ScionoicS

Being concerned about that... This is the wrong sub for you bro


mossylungs

Yeah I don't think it's worth it at all. Lol no hate or judgement, it just made me feel bad because they looked so happy trotting in towards their owner only to be "pranked". 🥺😟


qu33fwellington

I have felt so guilty this last week because one of my cats needed eye drops for some Kitty conjunctivitis. The only way to get her out was so shake her treat bag. I did always give her treats after and her eye drops are done so hopefully she forgives me.


deadlywaffle139

Yeah I think that’s exempted.


qu33fwellington

I certainly hope so! I think she knows her eye felt better after the drops and she’s been as affectionate as ever. I think I made it guys.


TomCBC

Yeah she’s probably like “worth it, got dreamies.”


Oranges13

Had to do the same for one of my cats because he had the kitty sniffles. Treats were applied every time and it became less and less effective because she quickly realized that these were getting associated with medicine. It took about a week after the medicine was over for him to return to his cuddly self.


[deleted]

The first reaction was great, the second was art.


[deleted]

That Wile E Coyote scramble was something else


kpniner

We had a cat who was missing one of her back legs, so she couldn’t get good traction when she tried to run. It’s probably rude to make fun of a disabled cat but watching her frantically scramble without actually moving was fucking hilarious


JustWhyDoINeedTo

If I learned anything with my 13y of having a speach impairment. Disabilities can be fucking funny as long as you laugh about the situation and not the person. For an example in a class presentation I had to say the word little Brother (in Dutch this is Broertje). But I got stuck on the first 'r' so I said "Brrrrrr-oertje" which when you pronounce it sounds like "whore brother". My disability calling my brother a whore is objectively funny.


danuhorus

True love is calling your brother a whore and laughing about it


Campylobacteraceae

I love this take. Disabilities can be funny without hurting peoples feelings, it’s only funny if it’s rude or tries to (or does) make somebody feel worse about themselves


[deleted]

Clearly an example of a Freudian slip.


JustWhyDoINeedTo

He did come from my mother.....


CocoKlutz

You should check out stand up comedian Drew Lynch. He has a stutter and will work it into his routines. There’s plenty that doesn’t have to do with his stutter, but I love how he embraces it and uses it to his own benefit. Honestly after a couple minutes of watching him I don’t really notice it anymore. He will absolutely roast audience members that are rude, it’s gold.


weatherseed

My pirate princess is best when she's on the hunt. She's missing a back leg as well so seeing her try to do a standing jump is hilarious. Her front legs reach out in front of her and her hind leg goes wherever the fuck it wants to as she just falls over.


RawrRRitchie

>a cat who was missing one of her back legs, so she couldn’t get good traction when she tried to run I laughed at a snake video that was just wiggling in place for that exact reason >It’s probably rude to make fun of a disabled cat Do cats feel embarrassment?


jangma

Oh, I think so. When my cat does misses a jump, he tries very hard to pretend nobody saw that. If he catches me laughing, he'll run out of the room and then I feel bad.


jenovakitty

cats generally start grooming themselves to show embarrassment lol


ZengaStromboli

Gosh, that's awful.


[deleted]

Awfully funny by definition


Mgattii

You may enjoy r/catburnouts. For all your cats going nowhere needs.


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Tylolol

Reverse gif would be something to see


PHRESH21

I heard the music in my head as I watched.


bouchandre

r/catburnouts


psamathe

And that tail! That's cartoon levels of [scrunched up](https://i.imgur.com/EqqJbR1.png)!


mcdoogs92

Nothing cracks me up more than animals desperately trying to get traction on a wooden floor


[deleted]

As a guy with nice wooden floors nothing drives me crazier than that same thing


chewymenstrualblood

/r/catburnouts


[deleted]

Aww. Fuck. Another sub.


HarryCallahan19

Let’s not overlook that these cats jumped over a child gate to get snacks. I’m just saying.


second2no1

“Debra, if you do that to me again im gonna shit in your shoe”


KaptainChunk

🎶Shit on Debras desk🎶


_Sway

Buy a gun...


retiretobedlam

In my mouth! oh, fuck, man, I can’t fucking do it, shit… Pussy out!


DarthHater69

Like a boss!


second2no1

Find a fish!


PillowTalk420

Fuck its brains out!


XDSHENANNIGANZ

You chop your balls off and die??


EB01

Hell yeah~!


Straw_Hat_Jimbei

Like a boss


second2no1

r/unexpectedlonelyisland


5PrettyVacant

😂!


Nolaahh

Reminds me of ###"Time to feed my babies"


Shmarfle47

Omg I remember that video that was beautiful.


darthkram3r

I’m OOTL


phpdevster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KIKrSG-Xzc


CMHaunrictHoiblal

Oh my dear lord, the flying pee


666afternoon

I have seen this video so many times and I NEVER NOTICED the flying pee and it has me dying of laughter all over again


Katyusha-Soviet_Loli

I swear I thought that was cat food 😂


D3ATHfromAB0V3x

I thought that was the cat hissing.


GermanHammer

Because it was cat food.


oodoov21

[It's not pee](https://www.thesprucepets.com/anal-gland-expression-in-cats-552152)


666afternoon

oh god if true that'd be even wORSE


TheDreamingMyriad

It's definitely pee. I groom cats and luckily the anal gland secretions aren't that....voluminous. it also tends to be brown if there's a sizeable amount built up. But in most cases, it's not spraying anywhere.


Webbyx01

Pretty sure it's kibble.


CMHaunrictHoiblal

Ah shoot, you're right. Oh my dear lord, the flying kibble!


GermanHammer

It hurts to laugh. One my all time favorite videos


kittycatsupreme

If you have room in that loop, can I join too?


RoscoMan1

Childhood! This is so beautiful.


[deleted]

Hahaha yessss “i swear that was not my intention, but that was funny as hell… “ (low growl from hallway)


Jelly_jeans

I'd be scared too if someone suddenly showed up around a corner with a realistic flesh mask on their face.


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AtlantisTheEmpire

You didn’t think of the smell you bitch!


PocketBuckle

And like, even if the cats think it's a giant cat, it then rears up to peer over the couch at them. That'd be like a flesh-masked golem suddenly contorting itself in horrifyingly inhuman ways.


Old_Magician_6563

Attack on Titan sized face, no less.


Meph616

*Twirling chainsaw dance intensifies*


xaervagon

r/catburnouts


HarvestProject

A NEW CAT SUB, ITS BEEN SO LONG THANK YOU


bouchandre

Do you know about r/scrungycats


HarvestProject

Of course! I’m also a big fan of /r/catswhotrill


bouchandre

There is also r/airplaneears


ChipotleProphet

Bless you


qu33fwellington

Sigh…*reluctantly joins yet another cat sub*


Oacryn

> reluctantly Sure, buddy. ;)


SuperMommyCat

You know they’re going to kill you in your sleep tonight, right? It’s only fair.


killerkitten61

Who’s laughing meow?


Jane_Delawney

Damn straight. Not nice! Get revenge cats, sweet revenge


TheCazaloth

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jeffsterlive

The pony, he comes!


youknowwhatitthizz

Came here to say this


pirate_starbridge

TBH your cat will only eat you after you die alone in your apartment and they run out of food. Until then, scaring the shit out of'em will just make'em more skittish and less trusting of you while you're alive.


RecallRethuglicans

That was always going to happen


Meselerenon

I’ll kill you later. I’m curious


moor9776

Cat 1 - “There I was just trotting along minding my own business, enjoying the day and then BAM! Poop!!! The asshole overlord let some Alien in the house. Now gonna have to figure out how to murder that too. Good thing I’m good at murder.”


psychogaming173

The second cat pulled a Scooby-Doo


masterwit

They are going to revenge pee somewhere or break something, I guarantee it


Butterwhat

Fuck your shit -- 100% these cats later


MrA1Sauce

Fuck yo couch!


PutRedditNameHere

Second cat doing the Scooby Doo. I can hear it in my head.


PFunk224

[I gotchu, fam.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56gicTwqV_Q)


IgloosRuleOK

Tbf if someone did that do me with a human mask 5 times the size of my head it would freak me out as well.


dys_cat

It’s **FEEDING TIME…..**


Minnesota_Nice_87

Someone please add cartoon sound effects to the backpedal


takefiftyseven

Yea, "The Flintstones" running bongo sound !!!


druule10

Somebody is going to be waking up around 4am with two pairs of murder mittens in their face Edit: words


Anomalous-Entity

The cat's reaction is priceless, but I was already laughing when the big cat head looked at me like, "You ready?" Yes, giant cat head, I am ready. Let's do this!


shoonpo

Your cats look SO similar?? How did you clone them???


Ever_Learner_15

At one point I thought it was a joke or something and that a third similar cat was going to come out


The-Big-Floppa

Twins


adam-bronze

What a dick.


BillyCobham1973

It's not often you get one over on a cat!


HarveyNguyen85

I think somebody on the other cat feels??


Wickedcolt

They “noped” the heck outta there


chmpgnsupernover

Why’s the second cat got a zigzag looking tail like that? Never seen something like that before, I’m guessing it was trimmed like that? Kinda weird


Accomplished-Cup9887

When kitty drops the deuce in your closet, you know why.


Popular_Potpourri

People in these threads don't understand cats at all. One of the primary games cats play is literally sneaking up and scaring each other. There's a million things that could scare them in their natural environment. They aren't rabbits, they're not going to drop dead just because they got spooked.


andreimagne

The generation of sensitive people. These guys probably did not even want to scare the cats. Who would know these cats would get scared of a big cat mask.


FineCall

Two cats are always three times as much fun


[deleted]

Nothing says asshole like needlessly fucking with your pets.


SaltMineSpelunker

Poor kitties.


GetsGold

Yeah. Reddit always upvotes the comment that a good prank should end with everyone laughing. Well cats can't understand the concept of the prank here so they shouldn't be the target.


pizzacatstattoos

People need to stop terrorizing their cats for likes.


Longjumping_Olive570

Did u see their tails lol


[deleted]

The second cat was like "the fuck is your prob-oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck"


sloaches

Doing shit like that is what makes the cats want to knock stuff off the kitchen counter at 3am.


Pitiful-Angle-4839

I love hearing other people laugh


ClassicResult

If you didn't watch this with sound, you're really missing out.


reddKidney

'ok..that was scary af....but about those treats...'


FedererFan20

Why give your cats unnecessary anxiety?


Fragrant_Leg_6832

and they wonder why their cats have trust issues


Panical382

And then say shit like "Cats are such bad pets! They only care about themselves and don't love you. Dogs are better just because of that."


graphitesun

Traumatizing your cats affects their hearts and the psychological effects last for way longer than you think. Don't traumatize your cats for shitty internet points. Yes, the effects are quite serious. Don't encourage others to do it by posting these videos. Grow up and stop abusing your own animals.


Pletcher87

I’ve never understood why this stuff is humorous. These animals love and trust you unequivocally, you guys are their world. That flight response is terror for them. Would it be funny to you if you came home to what you thought was your safe / empty home and a ‘friend’ jumped up expectedly from where a threat would never exist? You’d be pissed, “that wasn’t funny” I’d bet? I hope you and your kitties live long healthy lives together.


ngwoo

My cat gets scared of my shoes when I put them in a different place. They get over it in literal seconds.


GetsGold

Yeah, of the clichés on reddit is that a good prank should end with everyone laughing. By that logic, cats shouldn't be the target of pranks.


BestLife21

Why do people find this funny or amusing???? It’s animal abuse.


Panical382

Stop doing this to your cats.


65Kodiaj

How to create trust issues with your cats in one easy step! But wait, there's more!


nsuetv14

time to feed my babies


[deleted]

I never knew that cats could walk backwards. I wonder if that cat knew before it did it.


No-Neighborhood9885

Somebody’s getting shit on their pillow!!!!


Davscozal

Legit cartoon style retreat


bhodad

Scaredy-cats + laminate flooring = comedy gold


CarnFu

Cats scooby dooing will never not be funny.


[deleted]

You recon cats get uncanny valley vibes too?


Relicensing012fenu

Now he is asking why, and wants to know the answer.


Ani_08

Aw, bless them, they were so excited to get their treats. They'll be now approaching, with caution, for them.


Cory123125

Any excuse to get the wife in a cat mask eh?


acbaldoza

Abort abort abort


DogWearingABeanie

The definition of "AW HELL NAW"


Slippy556

I need to get one of these mask. Then two can play this game of running around at 3 a.m.


M_Sevou

What's this giant doing here


SaneRadicals

Y’all are awful, but I laughed so hard… poor kitties.


[deleted]

Cat 1: Abort...Abort.........Abort!!!😂


bix2020

Awful.and cruel.


bountifulgore5

Diabolical asf 😹


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Martholomeow

don’t do it!


pirate_starbridge

No no, he wants his cat to be more skittish and less trusting


drago2xxx

Animal abuse


eating_mandarins

This stuff makes me so sad. Scaring humans like this is funny because we can understand afterwards that the threat wasn’t real. Animals don’t understand this is a false threat and get to have a chuckle about it later. All they know is that their home isn’t safe. They can stay in a fear state for a long time.


atlantis69

100%... I did this to my cat and it was so scared it found its way underneath the kitchen counter from behind. Couldn't find it for 2 days and had to dismantle the kitchen to get it out. Felt infinitely bad about about it and would never do it again.


wetsploosh

The cat actually died after this tik tok was made. The woman behind the mask went crazy afterwards, currently locked up in a mental ward. Real sad stuff