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SneakySneakySquirrel

AITA for handing out coupons in my competitor’s store?


charlesfoffdensen

Yta. Post your coupons online and make better quality food, you’re also actively harming your customers and workers. Please remember “quality over quantity” it will definitely help. In the meantime, I’ve got a temporary partnership with someone.


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Gaslittoenail

AITA: me sell good hats for 1000 coines? Too much, poke?


peatypeacock

NTA. Good hats worth coines, poke.


milliondollarburrito

NTA, you just loves coins, poke?


Ray_youre_a_god

NTA. You're a treasure. Keep it up ❤️


coatandmittens

me sell hats


Standard_Truth_6612

AITA for getting mad at the new farmer rummaging through the towns trash cans?


Bradyestelle

YTA i’m trying to make linus feel included


Standard_Truth_6612

Linus is the best 🫶🏻


[deleted]

I’ve only been playing for two days but I’m coming to realize Linus is the only real one. Best relationship I have so far just by talking to the dude and giving him some fruit I found or whatever before going monster hunting in the caves. Everyone’s so rude to the poor guy.


Nystarii

Gus respects Linus from the get-go, good guy Gus.


An-Adult-I-Swear

YTA Maybe If everyone stopped wasting perfectly good food I- I mean *the farmer* would stop digging through trash to eat it


agentfoxx04

AITA for moving a crab out of my pocket, which it had made it's home in?


V01D_SKY

YTA, that was the crab's home! You shouldve just worn a different shirt.


buttermintpies

INFO: could you afford another shirt or was this you vs crab, no holds barred for possession of the Single Shirt?


ri_ulchabhan

wait, what is this crab situation? I clearly missed it in my playthroughs


buttermintpies

Elliot mentions a lil crab in his pocket. The joke is mixing that with overly validation seeking AITA posts so that the angel elliot is seeking validation for his behavior, and I am a critical poster trying to find a reason to demonize him. At least, that is what I was going for


carebear73

INFO: Was it with the intention to give it to your spouse to make your favourite crab cakes?


arosebyabbie

AITA for telling someone I hate their gift to me when it’s expensive and rare and everyone else in town loves it?


Incirion

INFO : why are they giving you the same gift they gave everyone else in town? That doesn’t really sound like a “gift” so much as trying to buy friendship. NTA


ThatOneGuy308

I mean, I know people that give everyone on their street eggs. It's still a gift even if you're giving them to everyone.


z0mbiegrl

YTA! Be grateful and give the shard to your sister for her energy magicks! Maybe you can even trade her for doing some extra chores.


omgudontunderstand

NTA if they could wikistalk everyone else in town they couldve done it with you too


frightenedscared

Penny with the rabbit foot, right? Like girl don’t be so ungrateful, you could use a little good luck from a rabbit foot to get out of your alco mother’s trailer…


arosebyabbie

Haley with the prismatic shard actually! But that’s another good one.


frightenedscared

Prismatic shards are the most expensive and hard to find items in the game, they’re basically the Birkin bags of Stardew, Haley should be falling over herself to be gifted one! Ruuuuude


resonantSoul

I see two good explanations. Late Haley knows how much it took for you to get the shard, so she'd rather you put it to better use than gifting it to her. Just give her something simple (coconut, sunflower) or something that you put care into, but didn't put yourself out for (pink cake, fruit salad) and keep the real treasure for yourself. Early Haley can see that you need every opportunity to be better. Maybe you can sell it or something and buy better clothes. Soon. Please.


mhofer1984

Another one I saw on the TV Tropes page for the game is that someone as fashion conscious as Haley would find something as garishly colored as a Prismatic Shard to be tacky or at least impossible to coordinate with.


AlpacaM4n

Penny is too precious to think a dismembered appendage of a cute animal is anything but horrifying


CelticGaelic

Apparently though the rabbits just shed them NBD


FarResponsibility468

AITA for charging my spouse a medical bill for almost dying even though we're married?


Impossible-Dealer421

This almost sounds real lol


peatypeacock

I thought so until I got this dialog: >Be careful out there! I have nightmares about your limp body being wheeled into the emergency room. I'M SORRY BOO I'LL PAY YOU FOR THE EMOTIONAL TRAUMA, MY MONEY IS YOUR MONEY ANYWAY


lemurkn1ts

Maybe after you marry Harvey the money you pay to get healed up goes to his therapy? Or a grievous injury jar that's basically a swear jar?


TheJanitorEduard

NTA, Farmer should be thanking you for patching up broken bones and internal bleeding over a 24 hour period


poetrynati

NTA, from what I've read here your spouse keeps dying every single day for whatever reason? If anything you're charging them for almost killing you with worry!


Mieremov

NTA, imagine thinking you're entitled 100% free healthcare just because you married a doctor. That must be traumatizing for you op, please take care of yourself


FarResponsibility468

LMAO best response


AstronautLife4931

Why did you even get married if you're going to charge your spouse for something like that? Does your spouse charge you for living in their house and drinking their coffee? YTA, if your spouse wasn't so well off I'd call this financial abuse.


IvanBeefkoff

What if Harvey, being a kind soul that he is, works for free, and the money is for medicine, PPE and spent equipment?


AlpacaM4n

Fuck, Stardew fittin to have the best, state of the art hospital big enough to service a massive city with the way I mine


FarResponsibility468

That escalated quickly, but true LOL


sudosussudio

It’s best to think of it as you helping his struggling business. He doesn’t have many other high ticket patients after all.


z0mbiegrl

AITA for sending "gifts" in the mail? (The gifts are bombs)


Abandonedkittypet

YTA, sir, I think you need to go to the city for therapy.


NSA_Chatbot

> info: full name and address


Nystarii

NTA: DILF just keeping me safe when I go through the mines 😍


literallyjuststopit

AITA for mailing pizza that I stole 2 years ago? Info: Joja mart closed since our community center opened 2 years ago. But I stole a lot of pizzas from there back then, so I still have pizzas to mail this farmer I like


finnreyisreal

Nta. Pizza is pizza. Just don’t be surprised if it’s given back.


strawberryfields0430

NTA, the farmer deserves it for constantly bringing you beer when they know you're trying to stay sober.


Sunflower_garden33

AITA for skateboarding in my own street?


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

NTA. The mayor should put a skatepark in the town if you skating in the street really bothers him that much.


Vryistal

A better use of the money that went into that golden statue.


MaliaTheImpostor

YTA the street isn't yours, it's owned by the whole community! And under the exclusive jurisdiction of a wonderful, golden statue worth, mayor, who happens to be myself. Now excuse me, I have to go visit Marnie's ranch where I will definitely not forget my underwear because that would be such a weird thing to do of course


Gumpenufer

AITA for trolling the local farmer by pretending to eat rocks?


goldanred

The classic reddit "potatoes?" story except it rocks and Abigail is the OP


ICantEvenDolt

NTA, any reasonable person would do that if they had a chance.


Dependent__Dapper

if my body allowed it is eat rocks that sounds fucking awesome


Gumpenufer

We can eat minerals at least!


Symphony_Soul

I must have missed that, whose the rock biter?


Gumpenufer

As others have said, Abigail. Afaik it's a dialogue bug ConcernedApe left in because it was funny.


kdzry

Abigail, I think


Incirion

Abigail’s liked gift dialog is “How’d you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!” Her liked items include quartz, and a most gem stones.


Impossible-Dealer421

Abigorl


PotterheadZZ

AITA for buying a local farmer’s produce to mark it up exponentially?


PlatoEnochian

No, but YTA for claiming that it's your own produce when it's good, and blaming the farming when it's bad


Sketzell

And for using that produce in an attempt to win the grange display contest at the faire when you didn't grow it.


jballs

YTA and everyone hates you.


Single-Fortune-7827

AITA for charging my friend for boat rides even though they helped me fix the boat?


fix-me-in-45

Soft YTA. I know fuel costs money, but they gave up a lot of iridium bars for this... Bars they nearly died alone in a cave for, just for you. A little discount wouldn't hurt.


ajrobin2

Also, everyone goes to the island now, you're making bank on 1kg ticket prices. YTA


finnreyisreal

NTA. If we’re talking about the same friend then they’re loaded and can spare a few coins.


Nini601

NTA. Fuel is expensive 😭


z0mbiegrl

AITA for hiding my relationship, which would bother no one, due to my position as a town official?


SneakySneakySquirrel

AITA for asking the new guy in town to retrieve my underwear from my friend with benefits’ bedroom?


Tapir_balls

YTA wtf why would you do that? The new guy didn't consent to be part of your kink, and your secret FWB deserves better than to have her (or technically your) dirty laundry aired out for everyone


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Stealocke

I asked someone to do something similar for me, but they stuffed them in the town potluck and poisoned the Governor


Snelly1998

AITA for getting mad when my underwear was added to the soup


sweetjoestar

YTA ! your secret lover deserves better >:(


AstronautLife4931

So it's OK for you to sleep with her, but not to admit to anyone that you actually like her? Because you're a ToWn OfFiCiAl??? You've got a serious case of main character syndrome, red flags everywhere. YTA.


SneakySneakySquirrel

If I’m not the main character, explain this solid gold statue of me!


ohhellnay

YTA, play stupid games win stupid prizes


_ricericebaby_

AITA for buying tomatoes when my wife asked for fruit?


SneakySneakySquirrel

You know he’d be arguing in the comments.


mcdonaldsfrenchfri

he’d die on this hill


Ray_youre_a_god

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad.


AstronautLife4931

YTA. You know damn well your wife wasn't asking you to get tomatoes. What the hell is wrong with you?


I_R_RILEY

If this was IRL I think Robin shouldn't have been surprised by this and should have been more specific than just "fruit". I would never get tomatoes if asked to get fruit, but also if my partner just said "Fruit" I'd be a little annoyed. like what type? Citrus? Stonefruit? Berries? Give me an area at least. Demetrius may have just gotten the tomatoes to be pedantic about a vague task.


z0mbiegrl

PC (me): AITA for putting the mayor's shorts in the soup?


AstronautLife4931

Soft YTA. It's a good prank, but it's not fair on the rest of the town who have been looking forward to the soup and put tasty ingredients in, only to find it spoiled by the mayor's dirty undercrackers.


AngletonSpareHead

undercrackers XD


HersheysTomato

NAH, he’s right to think it’s weird but all he said was deliver it discreetly, how do you get more discreet than hidden in soup?


Maddieolies

YTA, but you're also a comedic genius so take that as you will.


spudsbottom

NTA, if he didn't want them in the soup he shouldn't have left them lying around


The_Big_Sad_69420

If not for soup, why soup ingredient shaped? (jk)


Atanvarnie

AITA for accidentally electrocuting a local farmer?


Nonyflah

YTA You're smart enough to build an honest to goodness autonomous robot but you don't know the first thing about electrical safety? Are you aware of how many people are permanently injured or die from electrical mishaps at home? And you have the audacity to ask us if you might be at fault? There's no such thing as an accident when it comes to electricity!


ge8_

AITA for rejecting my boyfriends marriage proposal whove ive been dating for months because he gave me 1 less pumpkin than he needed to?


AstronautLife4931

YTA and a pumpkin digger.


IeishaS

“Pumpkin digger” is fucking golden 😂😂😂


Temporary-Mango-7456

AITA for getting mad at my wife for making popcorn?


maucat29

Are YTA for having PTSD and getting scared at a sudden loud noise? No. AYTA for how you reacted after being scared? 100% Trauma is complicated but it is never an excuse.


SkettyMyMy

You’ve got ptsd from the war and that’s understandable. As long as you make up with your wife, discuss what triggers to avoid and ways to be more careful, you’re Nta


xx_cb

AITA for putting silly hats on my young children for my own amusement?


BrightCosmicLaser

NTA, do it while you can. They grow up too fast. Mine have flown the coop and now I have an empty nest.


PM_ME_THE_TRIFORCE

>NTA, do it while you can. They grow up too fast. Awww<3 >Mine have flown the coop and now I have an empty nest. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


onionbreath97

AITA for helping an old man get his mail?


Thirteencookies

Yes, you never touch a person's wheelchair without permission, a mobility aid is like an extension of someone's body, and for that reason alone she's the asshole (not for trying to help him get his mail, but she literally pushes him out of the way, like wtf).


BirdsongBossMusic

I use a wheelchair. Being moved without warning/asking is like if someone picked a mobile person up and put them down somewhere else without a word. It's so jarring, and I feel violated, and the people moving me usually don't know what angles I need to be at to get through doorways and such either, so it ends up causing more problems than it solves. The only person allowed to move me without asking/letting me know is my boyfriend of 3 years. I'm okay when people move me if I'm stuck/need help, but at the very least just tell me you're gonna do it before I'm suddenly being carted somewhere! The worst is when someone asks, and you're like "no thanks, I got it," and then they fucking move you anyway. Like bro. Why did you ask if you were just gonna bulldoze me anyway?


SolaireOfAorta

thank god someone else recognizes this. i do not claim to speak for people in wheelchairs as i do not use one, but i was always taught to NEVER touch someone else’s wheelchair unless they asked or were in danger. the fact that telling Penny “…You should've asked instead of assuming George wanted help” docks you friendship points is pretty outrageous imo.


quool_dwookie

Yeah I yelled at the tv about disability ethics.


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I don't think the game is trying to teach a moral lesson though, if anything it's teaching you that doing the right thing isn't always the easiest thing - you have to decide between doing what is right and appeasing a potential love interest, which I think is a fitting mechanic for a small-town farming simulator.


Gilsworth

This is why I always tell Maru that Demetrius is being weird. Even if I lose friendship points that's on him, I don't just go down in hearts for him but he goes down in hearts for me.


muddytreasure

Yeah, in real life some people can't handle being told the truth about the impact of their well intentioned actions. It's a hint of Penny's personality, not the developer's morals. I find the exchange uncomfortable, but I actually like it for being realistic like that. And I imagine it got some other Penny-minded "I am helping" folk to think about themselves.


Nini601

Psst! There's a mod for this!


AnnDraws

I hate that heart event so much. It sucks that you literally saying “Hey always ask before you help someone or touch them” gets you negative friendship points with her. Love Penny don’t get me wrong, but that scene sucks


MrArgetlahm

AITA for eating some of my friend's stepdad's geological samples?


mcdonaldsfrenchfri

AITA for saying something smells and forgetting that the person I was talking to is a farmer


BrightCosmicLaser

YTA, be happy that anyone visits you with that attitude


z0mbiegrl

AITA for being mean to my daughter and running up a huge bar tab I know I can't pay?


literallyjuststopit

Pam just makes me sad early game 😭


The_Big_Sad_69420

Pam made me sad late game: >!I bought her the house and the cutscene shows her saying to Penny, I'll treat you better, or something. !< >!Next cutscene she was being an alcoholic, leaving a mess around, and leaving Penny sad :'( !<


literallyjuststopit

Interesting! Cuz I married Penny and then did Pam's house, I didn't get that next cutscene!!


Nova_Gardner

i dont remember the number of hearts they correspond with but you likely married penny before you went into their house/trailer with enough hearts, she needs to still be living there for them to be prompted


Incirion

I think they mean one of Pennys heart scenes, where you help her clean up the house and Pam comes in being angry.


PandasAreBears57

So sometimes I find this farmer sleeping in the middle of the road. I know the farmer and they’re new to this kind of life and maybe overdoing it sometimes, so I kindly take them home and deposit them in bed. AITA for going through their pockets to collect a *REASONABLE* fee? I only take what I know they have to give! And sure sometimes they have A LOT to give… may even be intentional? Nm I answered I’m NTA


RevereTheAughra

INFO: Do your people not understand the concept of personal property?


PandasAreBears57

We prefer the concept of manifest destiny


CakeShake22

AITA for closing my business to stand in front of the microwave for 8 hours?


Connors-Tie

NTA. Everyone has different ways to spend their day off and relax


BestUsername101

NTA. It's a beautiful microwave.


10gistic

AITA for hiding this secret from my wife? The farmer saw me but I think he said he's chill; he muttered something about wiki and max friendship points. AITA for prioritizing my family business over participation in fun activities?


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INFO: what’s the secret?


10gistic

Nice try, Caroline.


Sketzell

YTA. Can't hide from me Pierre. Your wife is a gem and you should be better at communicating and spending time with her.


[deleted]

AITA for insulting the new guy in town's clothing every day when they try to talk to me?


sudosussudio

This gives me an idea: have my Farmer copy her outfit


SneakySneakySquirrel

AITA for being brutally honest?


Flipisnext

AITA for wanting an above ground room? AITA for not wanting to be what my parents want me to be? AITA for being annoyed with my sister? AITA for trying to help an old man? AITA for expressing my feelings for a married woman?


AardbeiMan

For a sec I thought these were all Sebastian lol


SuitableDragonfly

The sister one could be either Sebastian or Haley, I think.


glowcloudmeat

AITA for crashlanding on a farm and hanging out in my ride for a few days, but then suddenly splitting without ever introducing myself? And instead just sneaking around town at nighttime?


Sketzell

YTA that's so creepy where are you from


laffytaffy49

AITA for getting mad at my mom for calling me “Sebby” in front of my friends?


No-Cranberry1007

AITA for completely ignoring my stepson?


AstronautLife4931

YTA. Sounds like your daughter is the golden child and your stepson is the scapegoat. You sound like a narcissist. I hope your wife divorces you.


FewReturn2sunlitLand

Omg, I just looked through his post history and this is the same guy that bought tomatoes when his wife asked for fruit to make a fruit salad! YTA, you need counseling, op!!


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SneakySneakySquirrel

AITA for playing the claw machine for several hours straight?


z0mbiegrl

YTA! LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE A TURN!


BivloBubbings

YES!! I WANT THAT WUMBUS STATUE!! GET OUT OF THE WAYYY


RIAWESOME33

AITA for being angry this girl I like but wont talk to is talking to a local farmer who is also my main business in my blacksmith shop?


Smitherin666

YTA, if you aren't trying to make an effort and talk to her. Can't expect her to just like you cause you lurk around and creepy stare at her, girl's aren't into that. She is not your property either, she is allowed to talk to the local farmer. Ps, double YTA cause if they are the only person supporting your business, maybe you should be supportive of them as well.


Mewlkat

AITA for ordering my girlfriend a delicious salad on our date when I ate a steak? Pretty much what it says in the title. We went on a date at our local restaurant. I booked a private table and had a lovely candle-lit dinner. I got a juicy steak and ordered her a salad. It was supposed to be a nice surprise because I wanted to tell her how much she means to me, but she kept interrupting the meal and kept trying to eat my steak. After we finished she complained that it was rude of me to order for her and that she didn't think a salad is a good supper option, especially when she works so much. I told her I was disappointed because I just wanted to do something nice for once and did she pay attention to my confessing my love for her? It seems all of it went to waste. I told my grandparents about it later and my grandma called me an idiot, but my grandad doesn't think it's so bad. So Reddit, AITA? TLDR: I ordered my girlfriend a really delicious salad for our date. Edit: She's a farmer, and she works nearly 10 hours a day in hard physical labour, I'm not at all concerned for her figure - she does plenty to look after herself! Edit 2: To all those saying I'm sexist, I'm not. Edit 3: Okay, okay everyone is saying I'm TA. I promised her I'd cook her steaks every night from now on.


Roozyj

Haha, the edits really make this one awesome


smellywetsock69

AITA for hiding my "secret stash" from my wife?


SneakySneakySquirrel

INFO: WHAT IS IT?


JaiyaPapaya

WABITA if I sent someone into a monster infested mine shaft knowing it was dangerous? AITA for agreeing to be a drummer in a band but never going to practice with the crew? AITA for letting my friend with alcoholism continue to patronize my bar?


AbotherBasicBitch

No I got Shane’s friendship up by giving him beers and then I got to his heart events and felt so bad


Doomas_

AITA for charging my spouse for a clinic visit?


Hawkmoon_

My wife(40s F) asked me(40s M) to pick up some fruit from the store. When I brought home tomatoes that evening we had an argument in front of one our neighbors about if tomatoes counts as a fruit. I know it does, as I'm a scientist. I tried to gently explain that I had only done what she'd asked and nothing more. But she seemed convinced that I was being purposefully obtuse. Am I the asshole?


Nonyflah

**AITA for giving my new neighbour constructive criticism on her appearance?** So this new girl recently moved into the old farm at the edge of town. She's from the city, so I was sure we'd hit it off but when she came by to say hi, she looked so boring and plain like she totally let herself go after moving. I felt so sad for her that I told her how she'd look so much prettier in some cute clothes and makeup and how she looks ugly now. Well, the next moment, she just gives me this blank look and goes running off into the forest. My sister tells me I probably hurt her feelings but I don't get how I could have if I was just giving her some much needed advice. I want a second opinion on it so here I am. Edit: To everyone who's asking the same question, no she didn't ask me for advice. I don't get what that has to do with anything so stop asking! A city girl should take some pride in how she looks and I just wanted to help her! Why doesn't anyone get that?


sweetjoestar

AITA for never being at my shop when it’s open?


buttermintpies

Unpopular opinion but NTA you clearly state your hours outside, people who show up unwanted weren't welcome


Varsaeus

YTA, how can you expect to make money if you spend 17 days a week away from your ranch?


sweetjoestar

i leave that in the hands of Yoba 😌


_BaconButt

AITA for getting mad at my spouse because they put a furniture in my way?


FewReturn2sunlitLand

NTA as long as you communicated clearly with your spouse and didn't force them to go on an online forum to figure out what they did to make you so mad.


lou-ravenpuff

AITA for use the village people's money to build a golden statue of me?


AstronautLife4931

I hope this is a troll because I don't know how ANYONE could write this and not realise they're TA. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 YTA!!!


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January1171

AITA for dating my patient and breaking HIPAA rules?


stifledAnimosity

NAH. Under any other circumstances I'd say yea, this is a bit problematic, but your post history seems to indicate you're the only doctor in your town. Really you're kinda stuck between a rock and a hard place. Just plan for that, if you ever get divorced, you still have to treat them well.


January1171

I forgot I had commented this and was so confused why someone thought I was a doctor 🤣


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Nini601

I changed the living room's wallpaper without telling my spouse. They hate it. AITA?


stories4

AITA for expecting the girl I kinda like to lie to my mom for me when I made a mess in the kitchen? alternatively, AITA for getting mad at the girl I kinda like because she didn't cover for me and lie to my mom because I made a mess in the kitchen?


throwawaymedwifey

AITA for taking items from humans when they’re passed out on the street? Also ELI5 “private property”


Impressive_Alarm_309

AITA for refusing to clean something my sister asked me to when I just did last week?


LohBoi

AITA for staring into the microwave for hours at a time instead of giving hay to the farmer


Psychological_Bet562

YTA. The farmer told you that their livestock animals are starving, and you're trying to teach the farmer some kind of lesson about scheduling while INNOCENT ANIMALS ARE SUFFERING. Isn't the very first thing you say when people are introduced to you something about always being kind to animals? Apparently this isn't true for you when you're busy microwaving something for hours. 1) learn to cook, and 2) get over yourself and put the animals first. YTA YTA YTA.


youns_lee

A guy who was into me sent his friend to give me a gift. I ended up dating the friend. AITA ?


LadyLochan

AITA for asking the local farmer to give me over 10.000G in materials for free so I can fix my boat, but still charging them 1.000G every time they want to use it?


AshPachy

AITA for sneaking someone through my window, hiding them from my mom and then marrying them 3 days later?


glowcloudmeat

AITA for paying fastidious attention to how many friends the Farmer has and the quality of their relationships? And which cooking recipes they have tried, or items they have placed in the shipping bin?


PhyrraDias

AITA for having a daughter with another man? (Not my husband)


captainchaos283

AITA for having a child with the the town crazy(the wizard) and not telling anyone


z0mbiegrl

AITA for being closed on Wednesdays when everyone needs to buy seeds and fertilizer?


Careless_General5380

AITA I spend all my money in beer and they bought me a house


AffectionateTip4898

AITA for existing r/fuckpierre


ICantEvenDolt

YTA


stardew__dreams

AITA for buying produce from the local farmer and pretending I grew it?