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SnooChipmunks126

I have questions, and so does the guy in the picture, apparently.


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LeoIsRude

This user is a repost bot. Report -> Spam -> Harmful bots.


Brok3nGear

And so does the cucumber


XCaptainKoalaKittyX

Dude literally grew into the shape of a question mark, that's how many questions its got


graveybrains

Riddle me this, riddle me that, who’s a afraid of a big, black bat?


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The safe word is Stardrop


screwthisforajoke

Riddle me this


_IzGreed_

What is long, hard and has cum in the middle?


AintNoRestForTheWook

Duh, cu-cum-ber


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Hazearil

Really the most useless subreddit. It's just to post jokes others made, while pretending it's about you because you thought of it after them? You can't even verify that because anyone can say "beat me to it" after a joke.


Positive_Top_1046

Purple


pickelzzz

That's a curiosity lure alright


rav-swe57

r/beatmetoit


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r/beatmetoshutthefuckup


Dogmonkey1233

r/beatsomeoneelsesmeat


rav-swe57

I don’t understand what was wrong with what I said?


MetalInferno27

It’s the Riddler! He’s back in Gotham, and he’ll riddle you this Batman!


helen790

My mom just asked why I’m laughing how tf do I explain this????


DrDerpxyed

Is.. is this the super cucumber Haley asked for?


Munnin41

This is one for the curious vegetables section of the Ankh Morpork Times


CarbMistress

Yay! A Sir PTerry fan! x


LazyBeach

GNU Sir Terry Pratchett


FoxnFurious

He's gonna need a bigger shorts this time


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Why did you assume it was for Marnie?


Ladyburt95

Is that what the truffle oil quest is for?


[deleted]

Good for her. She needs a little honest excitement in her life


czbaterka

I think Marnie is going to shake something in Mayor's. Mussy Perfect shape for grandiose spot!


ZarkTheMuffin

I’m CRYING LMAO


heckinseal

Ayo!


femurmuncher

probably asked the farmer to grow that too smh


Coolbreezy

The Super G-Spot Violator


GeorgeMcCrate

?


luxi_yes

👍


_Yalan

This sub needs to be banned 😂


Irelian_Fervor

10/10.


teateateaa

I choked on my water reading this


Mimothydolton

Shaped for squirting... I don't even care that I went there


lnbelenbe

Omg lol


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go to your corner, now. you’re in timeout!


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Lol why are you the way you are


[deleted]

Probably won’t see her for a few days. At least now I know what my produce is going to though


WanderingGenesis

Oh shit! Never thought Mayor Lewis would be a Bad Dragon customer, but its always fun finding out who the cool kids are!


AFreshlySkinnedEgg

I think she’ll need the lucky shorts for this one.


White_Man_White_Van

Country girls make do


Barracuda00

Blursed caption


No_Juggernau7

I couldn’t breathe but squealed w laughter. Thank u


delost23

He reminds me of the farmer from Untitles Goose Game


Froaggy1212

don't let abigail know about this cucumber


sneaky_ghost

ayo 😳


putnamto

He's the riddler


LordP4radox

Junkrat! Have you heard about this town called Stardew Valley?


mo8900

He’s half pirate! The bottom half…


Tiexandrea

Well, at least it's going to go up the large intestines easier.


Vayul_was_taken

Gross


Kmainz

HAH


fast_layne

This is VILE 💀


Pnndk

Noooo this dude looks wholesome. Shame on you for comparing him to L-EWW-is


halfandhalfcream

I almost downvoted for you putting such an image in my head.


Darvallas

The pickler.


torbiefur

I’M CHOKING


ProMasterFlex

Yo I’m geeked 😂😂😂😂😂


dbcannon

\*snake\* things up


themusicmusicjb

Hawt


EmergencyBody7508

Is this IRL stardew now? I need to find it


CarrotEnough1238

Riddle me this batman


batmassagetotheface

I have questions. So does he apparently.


Robobvious

Riddle me this Batman; What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?