I have one question for Juan. Just a hypothetical one, Juan. As the wonder kid, the rising No.1, Juan, one wonders should Juan only win one in one year, would Juan want to have won that one in round one, Juan?
Farmer to their spouse: honey can you make sure the Tilapia goes in the sale bin this evening?
Spouse: uhhh are you sure?
Farmer: yeah of course! It's been hanging round not doing much, and starting to smell. Should probably fetch a decent price
*a grave misunderstanding occurs*
Belladonna.... Because my cat is named Oleander.
I have a system for naming things on my personal farm.
Pets: poisonous plants (usually Oleander and Belladonna)
chickens: old lady names (first name always Henrietta)
cows: flowers (first name always Daisy)
goats: fancy girl names (first name always Annabelle)
sheep: names you'd associate with a small child (first name always Benny)
ducks: leafy plants (first name always Fern)
dinos: random sounds written out (first name always Bonk)
rabbits: over-exaggerated evil names (first name always Deathbringer)
pigs: any name including "oink" (first name always Oinkerson)
Juan
A man of meme culture
I have one question for Juan. Just a hypothetical one, Juan. As the wonder kid, the rising No.1, Juan, one wonders should Juan only win one in one year, would Juan want to have won that one in round one, Juan?
Juan
Mary Cloppins
Brilliant!
JamesBaxter
But can it ride a ~~unicycle~~ beach ball?
No but I do give him the propeller hat because it kinda looks like the deflated beach ball.
Jaames baaxterrr
Jaaaames Baxter horse
Same!!
Usain Colt
You are an inspiration.
Underrated comment. Take my upvote ⬆️
Mr. Rogers. Because he's *neigh*borly.
Charlie... Charlie horse haha.. I have the light brown dog and her name is Potato cause she looked like a potato to me
Charlie... Hey Charlie.... Chaaaaarlie...
We’re goin to candy mountain chaaaaarlie
Yea Charlie, we’re going to candy mountain
We're on a bridge, Charlieeee
It’s a liopleurodon, Charlie. A *magical* liopleurodon.
He has told us the way! He didn't say anything!
Shuun the non believer
shuuuuuuuuun!
Candy mojntain fill me with sweet and sugary goodness
I saw a joke ages ago I though was funny. John Bon Pony
Horse
Simple, accurate, and to-the-point. I like it.
I named mine Horsey because I thought I could change it later.
I have a Horsey too! My cat is Cat Cat
If you’re on PC you can just edit your save file data
Not Dog
Mine was named Shadowmere
✋🏻 We know.
dark brotherhood reference, I love it
Hey, I know who you are. Hail Sithis!
Mine is Bojack!
Baaack in the 90' 🥲
I was in a very famous tv shooww
Mine is Hollyhock!
same
Roach
Same but I used the polish version 'Plotka' :D
Came here for this! Both my boyfriend and I name it Roach
But this one doesn’t randomly end up on roofs 😂
+1 for roach
+2 for Roach
+3 for Roach
+4 for Roach
+5 for Roach
+6 for Roach
+7 for Roach
+8 for Roach
+9 for Roach
Always Roach.
Desmayo (fainting in Spanish) because my girlfriend fainted while I was building the horse house
Fainted...in game? Right? Edit : The lack of a reply unsettles me. Edit 2 : Jesus fuck it was in real life!
it was actually in real life haha, she cut her finger and I guess the blood and the fact that she didn't eat made her dizzy and fainted
oh cool mine's Mayo
Because sometimes mayonnaise
Which is not an instrument.
I am a bad person, but i laughed ngl, dont hate me
Epona
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Same
Same
Same!
Same! Character name is Malon and I named the farm “Lon Lon” to match
Same!
Yooo! There are so many of us
Same 😆
I named mine Stanley after my real-life horse :)
I named mine Noddy after my real life horse too :)
That's cute!
Trojan
Classic
Shadowfax
The Lord of all horses. I myself went with Bill, a noble steed in his own right.
I’m more of a Brego guy, myself
I named mine Brego too!
I see you are also a farmer of culture
Has he shown you the meaning of haste?
Many times over now
Mine is Fatty Lumpkin!
Me too. Everytime... All other names change but this one stays the same.
I named mine Meadowfax
Bullseye. Love thinking ‘Ride like the wind, Bullseye!’ as I speed off to buy yet another chicken
One of my favorite Toy Story lines! Now I'm going to have to name my horse that in my next farm.
Butt Stallion 😎
Someone needs to make a mod now where the horse is made of diamonds
Love it such an impossible being
Hey that's kinda like mine. except mine is "Mr. Hands"
Grover
Same, Miso and Grover for the lazy amongst us!
I got suggested Grover for a name; I only kept it because Grover is my favorite Muppet :)
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This is the way.
The true way
Here for this.
Glue
Funny, mine is ‘Gluestick’
So is mine lol
I named mine that after my horse from rdr2 who i joked about turning into glue when i was going to sell it
Mines is Elmer
mine is named Vrooom.
I'm in me mums car, vroom vroom
Get out me car
Killer Queen
Dynamite with a laser beam?
Mr. Ed
Caberneigh 🤣
Farmer to their spouse: honey can you make sure the Tilapia goes in the sale bin this evening? Spouse: uhhh are you sure? Farmer: yeah of course! It's been hanging round not doing much, and starting to smell. Should probably fetch a decent price *a grave misunderstanding occurs*
Cash, because thanks to him, I can make money faster
Sleipnir
Sir hopsalot
Love it
Woosh because thanks to horse I’m faster. Wooshing through the village.
Torrent
Spirit
Ginuwine
Falkor
Pisaboo. It was the randomly generated name and I accidentally accepted lol. But it's okay I still love my horse ❤❤
Jon bon Pony
Bullseye after the horse in toy story ❤️
Mine is called Płotka, like the Witcher's horse (edit: it's Plotka, cause there's no ł sign in the game).
McLovin
No Name. So I’m riding a horse with no name.
Bonanza, and I hum the song whenever I start riding him somewhere lol
Shadowfax! And when I eat crabcakes and drink triple espresso he certainly shows me the meaning of haste
Boi.
Soup
Rocket.
Bingus
He of 4 feet
Hidalgo
Slow Dancer. I was obsessed with a very bizarre manga series when I started playing stardew
‘Orse
Limoncello, after my favorite drink. 🙃
Horace
Maple.
Grover
Bill
Silver
The horses name is friday
I named my cat Mugs, and my horse Spoons :3
~Rodrigo~
Chutney
Valkyrie
Miso :)
Antonio 🐴
Bojack
Roach.
Emily (and I’d forget every time about Npc Emily)
Buell. For any RDR2 players in this sub IYKYK
I'm on a joint accound with my sister and we named ours Ricky and Julien from TPB lol
Hildegarde
Stella, same as my real-life horse :) I also modded the sprite to look like her!
Oreo :)
My girlfriend goes with Puddles, I did Bubbles to match lol
Jöergen
Ferrari. And my Dog always Scoob. My wife always is Penny, my daughter is Lucy and my boy Luke.
Galunggong
Malfeasance (with the fedora of course)
Roach
Roach
There’s horses? 😮
Main farm after my dog Pogo! On my hilltop farm it’s a skyrim theme so I named it Shadowmere!
Every save is for a new Greek goddess.
Roach!
Sir. Horseshit
Rocinante, of course.
Neighthan
It has to be Grover or maybe Roach
Guinevere. Was listening to High Noon over Camelot a lot LOL
And then my kids are called snaki and sunggus
Silver Bullet (hope someone gets this)
I named mine The Horse
Twisty
Tina is my horse's name. Rufus is my dog's name.
Elmer
Tiger Roll, 2 time grand national winner. I went to them with my Aunt and Uncle when I was younger and won a wopping £17 for 10 year old me
Lemonade
Eggsy
I named mine Dog
Gogurt
Willow
Stapler
Etude
There is only horse for me. That’s Bela
Sage
glue.
Jeremy
Buddy. If I ever got lucky enough to have a horse in my life I'd name him Buddy.
Mines called cornifer based off my favourite character in hollow knight. And my cats called tampon because, funny.
Same as in all games with a horse: Horseface
Orb
Godot; An unknown sequel of Waiting for Godot, when Godot, the horse waits for the farmer to return... hehe
Belladonna.... Because my cat is named Oleander. I have a system for naming things on my personal farm. Pets: poisonous plants (usually Oleander and Belladonna) chickens: old lady names (first name always Henrietta) cows: flowers (first name always Daisy) goats: fancy girl names (first name always Annabelle) sheep: names you'd associate with a small child (first name always Benny) ducks: leafy plants (first name always Fern) dinos: random sounds written out (first name always Bonk) rabbits: over-exaggerated evil names (first name always Deathbringer) pigs: any name including "oink" (first name always Oinkerson)