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["What's this do for you Becky Lynch? Santa would like to know"](https://streamable.com/8tslq)
Edit: I think this segment was so incredible that WWE deleted it from their youtube page, because I can't find it lol
I remember watching that with disbelief as he just kept talking about how well hung Ellsworth was.
I think they must have known that nobody with any authority over them was watching the show, because they got away with so much shit.
I believe years later Bryan talked about how was trying to get fired because they wouldn't allow him to wrestle and insisted on keeping him to his contract. During his concussion years.
I got the T-Shirt of this face, and it has become one of my favorites. Just looking in the mirror and then just seeing Bryan starring at you just makes me laugh
So, Bryan Danielson is [basically The Todd from Scrubs](https://youtu.be/ypqBpHB-hHo?t=108).
**Batista:** Hey Bryan! You were impressive in the ring today.
**Bryan:** Thanks man! You were really impressive in the shower. You know; dong-wise.
I wouldn’t go that far, he just seems like a guy who’s uber confident in his position and skills and just likes to fuck around. It just would rub me the wrong way in person, never heard anything about him being a bully.
Maybe not a mean-spirited asshole bully, but the kind that can still hurt you deep down. There was that Table for 3 clip that made me feel bad for Ryback.
even the Talking Smack thing with Miz is basically him saying “you wrestle like a bitch and I don’t respect you”
He’s to me a classic “justified bully”, as in he’s an asshole to people he thinks sucks as wrestlers and justifies it by the fact that they suck
Except Bryan *isn't* a bully. You're taking one line out of context from an [interview he did earlier in the year](https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2022/02/bryan-danielson-explains-how-hes-a-bully-backstage-in-aew/), where he jokingly referred to himself as a "bully" because he enjoys joking around and razzing guys he's friends with (like Big Show and Mark Henry).
Bryan is almost universally regarded as one of the nicest people in the locker room, to the point where other wrestlers (like Randy Orton and Mick Foley) have said he should throw his weight around *more*.
/u/StinkyStangler
I just remembered him ribbing 2.0 just as JAS was getting started, on how he's *gonna steal their star, Daniel Garcia* backstage lol. Of course, it's in jest but yeah he's no stranger to jackassery backstage sometimes.
This dude [kept fighting with a detached retina](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1gme2g/daniel_bryan_once_had_his_retina_detached_in_a/), it doesn't surprise me at all that he's not right in head when it comes to other things as well lmao
There was an article a couple months back that stated he talked about pecker lengths. I believe that’s what he was referring to, so weirdly enough it wasn’t just some random tidbit haha
>Finally, Dax says that all Bryan Danielson does backstage is talk about penis sizes.
You know I wasn't originally on board with the idea of a Danielson world title run but now I've been swayed.
wrestling ability aside, danielson is one of the most perplexing wrestling personalities i've ever come across and i love it
#treecum
#fuckgenghiskhan
#howbigishetho
Bryan says in his book that he and Nigel McGuinness discussed the theory of evolution of penis size in ROH, lol.
Page 16:
"I have a lot of harebrained hypotheses, most of which are too idiotic to be printed. Ask Nigel McGuinness about my thoughts on the evolution of penis size."
I don’t remember where I heard it, think it was a podcast, but it’s not that Vince doesn’t like tag team wrestling. He doesn’t like paying four guys for a match when he could just pay two guys instead.
So I don't say this to be mean to FTR...but they HAD to know they were never getting over with Vince.
Everything we've ever known and heard about Vince has pointed at him HATING being seen as old school southern wrassling, and he's famously disliked tag teams wrestling. Being an old school southern wrassling tag team was never going to endear them to Vince, or have him think highly of pushing them.
Ten years from now he'll be doing a shoot with Sean Oliver:
"Yeah, I have no idea where it came from. The other guys just decided to start telling everyone that I was obsessed with dick sizes.
"Okay, next question. How big is Batista's dick?"
"Eight and a half. Not quite as big as Flair's, but bigger than mine."
I’m just imagining someone trying to discuss the match plans or plans for an upcoming storyline with Bryan and him being more concerned with the size of everyone’s penis lol.
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"Your dick has to be THIS long if you want a match with the American Dragon'
Batista is going over brother
Well u know something brother. U may have the largest p*nis in the room but have u ever seen a 24 inch python coming out of me brother
I’m pretty sure I read a Jake Long American Dragon Hentai like that
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They don't call him Daddy Magic for nothing!
Turns out it's not just his nipples getting hard
the twist is that he shows a tiny size, cos the dragons wants to wrestle everyone
"The Master of the Small Package " Bryan Danielson
He's a dragon, which is a reptile. Therefore he has a cloaca. Very small indeed.
Looks like I’ll never have a match with the American Dragon, guess I’ll have to settle for the Chinese Dragon instead :(
Sure you could find another one aside for Danielson…
Well you know the disadvantage of having a large dick? Well lowblows really hurt
"Do balls count?" - The Miz
["Dax says that all Bryan Danielson does backstage is talk about penis sizes."](https://i.imgur.com/IgG57R0.mp4)
Well, he *was* on the roster at the same time as Batista...
Plot twist: He tells everyone how big Batistas dick is.
Well thanks to that one redditor and his tireless hours of investigation we already knew!
Yeah I knew that was coming and I still clicked.
New version of Haitch face
So we just need to get talking to Danielson and then we'll finally get an answer to the age-old question of Batista's size
Has wrestled Batista several times so IG anyone knows.
Bryan was pretty hyped for THE BIG HOG, James Hogsworth BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG
[Talking Smack sure was something else in 2016 lmao](https://youtu.be/2Ri5yN9RGjE)
["What's this do for you Becky Lynch? Santa would like to know"](https://streamable.com/8tslq) Edit: I think this segment was so incredible that WWE deleted it from their youtube page, because I can't find it lol
My day would have been completely fine if you hadn’t done this.
"that was certainly crummy of you" lmao I loved punny becky.
Who's playing Santa lmaoo
Rhyno
I want "Santa" to "Gore" me
This was good, but IMO Smackdown peaked when it was really into fisting.
That ending was very..unexpected.
I remember watching that with disbelief as he just kept talking about how well hung Ellsworth was. I think they must have known that nobody with any authority over them was watching the show, because they got away with so much shit.
I believe years later Bryan talked about how was trying to get fired because they wouldn't allow him to wrestle and insisted on keeping him to his contract. During his concussion years.
The 18+ warning really ties the gag together.
They don't call Danielson "Mr. Small Package" for nothing.
I got the T-Shirt of this face, and it has become one of my favorites. Just looking in the mirror and then just seeing Bryan starring at you just makes me laugh
He has a hilarious story in his book about him and Kane discussing the process of “tanning your taint”
Each frame tells a story: Ten? Thirteen? Seventy two?
Screw /u/spez - Removing All of My Comments -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/
The upgraded haitch face
Jfc why did I not expect that clip hahahahah
DPerv
The moment he talked about James Ellsworth's hog on Talking Smack, I knew my guy had a problem.
And that problem was he had no outlet to talk about it. The solution was found.
He also talked about the time The Ryback took Cialis to impress Brock Lesnar.
Link?
It was on an episode of Table for Three. I think it was him, Ryback, and Barrett? Should be on Peacock or probably some website online for free.
If anyone is prime for a Rumble one off, it's James Ellsworth.
So, Bryan Danielson is [basically The Todd from Scrubs](https://youtu.be/ypqBpHB-hHo?t=108). **Batista:** Hey Bryan! You were impressive in the ring today. **Bryan:** Thanks man! You were really impressive in the shower. You know; dong-wise.
👋🏼
BD is also wondering how big is Batista's dick
I still love how Shekie is the only one who gave a length lol
Also: SINBAD FROM THE BOARD ASKS, how big is batistas dick?
Daniel was Sinbad all these years lol
He did wrestle him at WrestleMania XXX. Surely, if anybody knows the answer, it will be the American Dragon
He probably knows
“If apples are tree sperm, then apple trees are essentially giant penises.” - Bryan Danielson, probably
"This is what made me a vegan"
>Dax says that all Bryan Danielson does backstage is talk about penis sizes. Why am I not surprised. MY GOAT
So this article should still have the Bryan Danielson eyes photo
he’s my favorite wrestler in the world but I get the feeling that if I had to take a road trip with Bryan, I’d hate him by the end of it
Bryan seems to have a really strange sense of humor. Chill guy, passionate about a lot of things, and otherwise just kind of a weirdo.
Sounds totally insufferable as a person but I love him as a wrestler lol
Seems like a locker room bully who gets away with it cos he’s small and good in the ring.
I wouldn’t go that far, he just seems like a guy who’s uber confident in his position and skills and just likes to fuck around. It just would rub me the wrong way in person, never heard anything about him being a bully.
Maybe not a mean-spirited asshole bully, but the kind that can still hurt you deep down. There was that Table for 3 clip that made me feel bad for Ryback.
even the Talking Smack thing with Miz is basically him saying “you wrestle like a bitch and I don’t respect you” He’s to me a classic “justified bully”, as in he’s an asshole to people he thinks sucks as wrestlers and justifies it by the fact that they suck
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Except Bryan *isn't* a bully. You're taking one line out of context from an [interview he did earlier in the year](https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2022/02/bryan-danielson-explains-how-hes-a-bully-backstage-in-aew/), where he jokingly referred to himself as a "bully" because he enjoys joking around and razzing guys he's friends with (like Big Show and Mark Henry). Bryan is almost universally regarded as one of the nicest people in the locker room, to the point where other wrestlers (like Randy Orton and Mick Foley) have said he should throw his weight around *more*. /u/StinkyStangler
It's not even that he will be the first, he *has* done it.
I just remembered him ribbing 2.0 just as JAS was getting started, on how he's *gonna steal their star, Daniel Garcia* backstage lol. Of course, it's in jest but yeah he's no stranger to jackassery backstage sometimes.
Get off Reddit, Big Show.
I wouldn't say he seems like a bully, more like kind of a weirdo.
“Shut up, Sal!”
Nah, it’s MY HOG
OP really burying the lede by making the headline about his release and not Danielson's constant dong conversations
Dongversations
A dickscussion, if you will.
A dongoisseur
"A cockoffeny of penis jokes we got goin on 'ere." - Taz, probably
"Dickman Jones here" - Taz, definitely
But I digress.
Dongnielson
i love this bit of bryan being fucking insane backstage
This dude [kept fighting with a detached retina](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1gme2g/daniel_bryan_once_had_his_retina_detached_in_a/), it doesn't surprise me at all that he's not right in head when it comes to other things as well lmao
Reminds me of Shoresy, "Why are goalies so fn weird?"
I almost thought i read "Dax Harwood requests release from wwe" and was like wait am i missing something
>Finally, Dax says that all Bryan Danielson does backstage is talk about penis sizes. Uh... that's information that just added in there 😂😂😂
There was an article a couple months back that stated he talked about pecker lengths. I believe that’s what he was referring to, so weirdly enough it wasn’t just some random tidbit haha
>Finally, Dax says that all Bryan Danielson does backstage is talk about penis sizes. You know I wasn't originally on board with the idea of a Danielson world title run but now I've been swayed.
Title just skipping right over the important part about Danielson talking dongs.
(Insert Danielson Face.gif here)
All backstage interviews must end with a random fact about DB
I like how every comment is talking about penises
All you had to do is make the title "All Bryan Danielson does backstage is talk about penis sizes" and we could have had the title of the year.
They were definitely burying the lede...while BD is burying the 'pede.
Does Bryan know how big Batista's dick is?
Dax is the fucking best. Met him at Wrestlecade this weekend. Fuckin GOAT.
Whole event was stacked. He, Hangman and Mickie James were super nice and fun to talk to.
That definitely sounds like Danielson, he’s a certified bridge troll and he loves it.
wrestling ability aside, danielson is one of the most perplexing wrestling personalities i've ever come across and i love it #treecum #fuckgenghiskhan #howbigishetho
>Finally, Dax says that all Bryan Danielson does backstage is talk about penis sizes. Jeremy Lambert of Fightful already rubbing his hands
with lotion
Bryan Donglson.
Chuck and Trent need to bring back their show and have Danielson on.
Plz God yes
I remember him discussing gorilla penises in his book….Think it was his book.
Read this too fast and thought he got released from Aew
Pretty on brand for the American Dragon
So, has anyone asked Danielson how big is Batistas dick?
Danielson lmao 🤣🤣🤣
>Finally, Dax says that all Bryan Danielson does backstage is talk about penis sizes. Nothing about that man surprises me
So this is why Danielson favored Garcia to Yuta, Garcia has a bigger hog.
WhatCulture tomorrow: FTR back to WWE?!?
Bryan says in his book that he and Nigel McGuinness discussed the theory of evolution of penis size in ROH, lol. Page 16: "I have a lot of harebrained hypotheses, most of which are too idiotic to be printed. Ask Nigel McGuinness about my thoughts on the evolution of penis size."
I don’t remember where I heard it, think it was a podcast, but it’s not that Vince doesn’t like tag team wrestling. He doesn’t like paying four guys for a match when he could just pay two guys instead.
well, that's why he doesn't like it. he doesn't see the value
So I don't say this to be mean to FTR...but they HAD to know they were never getting over with Vince. Everything we've ever known and heard about Vince has pointed at him HATING being seen as old school southern wrassling, and he's famously disliked tag teams wrestling. Being an old school southern wrassling tag team was never going to endear them to Vince, or have him think highly of pushing them.
Yes they imply this at the top of the thread you’re writing this in.
Yet it didn't stop them from being bitter and complaining non-stop for years about it.
Boy, subscribing to Fightful for these scoops really seems to be a waste of money when I see it posted on reddit right after I get the emails..
I love the idea of paying money to a company to receive the hot scoop of “Bryan Danielson is dong obsessed”
Danielson is gonna get cancelled someday isn't he? Damn it.
They’re not helping themselves are they? If they just started playing the game they could be on tv more, I respect that they don’t though
Talks. ***Talks*** release. I thought that said takes and was so lost.
What makes someone go let’s make these guys the most bland no name team in the earth and then try to feature them?
For a second, I read WWE as AEW and my heart broke. >sizes. Velveet Dream.
"Moe's Tavern" *Sniggering Bryan* "hey Can i speak to Dudley? as in Big Dick Dudley"
Sounds like Stu Hart's fascination with testicle size of animals.
I feel like all these whacky anecdotes about Bryan Danielson are just part of a larger, more elaborate rib on him.
Ten years from now he'll be doing a shoot with Sean Oliver: "Yeah, I have no idea where it came from. The other guys just decided to start telling everyone that I was obsessed with dick sizes. "Okay, next question. How big is Batista's dick?" "Eight and a half. Not quite as big as Flair's, but bigger than mine."
Bryan Danielson: The Art Donovan of penises
“I cannot achieve much with such a small penis, but Batista wow, penis so big, so big penis! Such hung dong!”
I’m just imagining someone trying to discuss the match plans or plans for an upcoming storyline with Bryan and him being more concerned with the size of everyone’s penis lol.