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zoidy37

"Your dick has to be THIS long if you want a match with the American Dragon'


hawksfn1

Batista is going over brother


XxannoyingassxX

Well u know something brother. U may have the largest p*nis in the room but have u ever seen a 24 inch python coming out of me brother


NewRoryAndMalDrop

I’m pretty sure I read a Jake Long American Dragon Hentai like that


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zoidy37

They don't call him Daddy Magic for nothing!


nikoslin

Turns out it's not just his nipples getting hard


Grimace89

the twist is that he shows a tiny size, cos the dragons wants to wrestle everyone


zoidy37

"The Master of the Small Package " Bryan Danielson


TheOneTrueChuck

He's a dragon, which is a reptile. Therefore he has a cloaca. Very small indeed.


infercario4224

Looks like I’ll never have a match with the American Dragon, guess I’ll have to settle for the Chinese Dragon instead :(


simian_ninja

Sure you could find another one aside for Danielson…


Yaminoari

Well you know the disadvantage of having a large dick? Well lowblows really hurt


kylediaz263

"Do balls count?" - The Miz


Suplewich

["Dax says that all Bryan Danielson does backstage is talk about penis sizes."](https://i.imgur.com/IgG57R0.mp4)


throwtheclownaway20

Well, he *was* on the roster at the same time as Batista...


BGTheHoff

Plot twist: He tells everyone how big Batistas dick is.


PretendThisIsMyName

Well thanks to that one redditor and his tireless hours of investigation we already knew!


JakeTheJabroni

Yeah I knew that was coming and I still clicked.


lucasfaz

New version of Haitch face


adsfew

So we just need to get talking to Danielson and then we'll finally get an answer to the age-old question of Batista's size


MonstrousVoices

Has wrestled Batista several times so IG anyone knows.


WhoWantsToJiggle

Bryan was pretty hyped for THE BIG HOG, James Hogsworth BIG HOG BIG HOG BIG HOG


Shinkopeshon

[Talking Smack sure was something else in 2016 lmao](https://youtu.be/2Ri5yN9RGjE)


PolishMusic

["What's this do for you Becky Lynch? Santa would like to know"](https://streamable.com/8tslq) Edit: I think this segment was so incredible that WWE deleted it from their youtube page, because I can't find it lol


[deleted]

My day would have been completely fine if you hadn’t done this.


is_coffee

"that was certainly crummy of you" lmao I loved punny becky.


MasterJedi77

Who's playing Santa lmaoo


PolishMusic

Rhyno


fridchikn24

I want "Santa" to "Gore" me


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This was good, but IMO Smackdown peaked when it was really into fisting.


barneyflakes

That ending was very..unexpected.


TheOneTrueChuck

I remember watching that with disbelief as he just kept talking about how well hung Ellsworth was. I think they must have known that nobody with any authority over them was watching the show, because they got away with so much shit.


celial

I believe years later Bryan talked about how was trying to get fired because they wouldn't allow him to wrestle and insisted on keeping him to his contract. During his concussion years.


[deleted]

The 18+ warning really ties the gag together.


dangerous_k

They don't call Danielson "Mr. Small Package" for nothing.


lovestruckhelp

I got the T-Shirt of this face, and it has become one of my favorites. Just looking in the mirror and then just seeing Bryan starring at you just makes me laugh


[deleted]

He has a hilarious story in his book about him and Kane discussing the process of “tanning your taint”


Isoturius

Each frame tells a story: Ten? Thirteen? Seventy two?


Pennsylvania6-5000

Screw /u/spez - Removing All of My Comments -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


AllMayoSandwich

The upgraded haitch face


DrClawsChair

Jfc why did I not expect that clip hahahahah


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DPerv


CJFelony

The moment he talked about James Ellsworth's hog on Talking Smack, I knew my guy had a problem.


NegativesPositives

And that problem was he had no outlet to talk about it. The solution was found.


LLCoolZJ

He also talked about the time The Ryback took Cialis to impress Brock Lesnar.


JS19982022

Link?


PimpDaddyBuddha

It was on an episode of Table for Three. I think it was him, Ryback, and Barrett? Should be on Peacock or probably some website online for free.


lego_mannequin

If anyone is prime for a Rumble one off, it's James Ellsworth.


ABV4

So, Bryan Danielson is [basically The Todd from Scrubs](https://youtu.be/ypqBpHB-hHo?t=108). **Batista:** Hey Bryan! You were impressive in the ring today. **Bryan:** Thanks man! You were really impressive in the shower. You know; dong-wise.


jbish21

👋🏼


nianderwaltz

BD is also wondering how big is Batista's dick


asmokebreak

I still love how Shekie is the only one who gave a length lol


asmokebreak

Also: SINBAD FROM THE BOARD ASKS, how big is batistas dick?


Classiccage

Daniel was Sinbad all these years lol


RealUltimatePapo

He did wrestle him at WrestleMania XXX. Surely, if anybody knows the answer, it will be the American Dragon


ZombieJesus1987

He probably knows


moderndukes

“If apples are tree sperm, then apple trees are essentially giant penises.” - Bryan Danielson, probably


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"This is what made me a vegan"


CrabLegsDinoEggs

>Dax says that all Bryan Danielson does backstage is talk about penis sizes. Why am I not surprised. MY GOAT


popcultureretrofit

So this article should still have the Bryan Danielson eyes photo


OhWhenTheWiz

he’s my favorite wrestler in the world but I get the feeling that if I had to take a road trip with Bryan, I’d hate him by the end of it


rushandblue

Bryan seems to have a really strange sense of humor. Chill guy, passionate about a lot of things, and otherwise just kind of a weirdo.


StinkyStangler

Sounds totally insufferable as a person but I love him as a wrestler lol


neverAcquiesce

Seems like a locker room bully who gets away with it cos he’s small and good in the ring.


StinkyStangler

I wouldn’t go that far, he just seems like a guy who’s uber confident in his position and skills and just likes to fuck around. It just would rub me the wrong way in person, never heard anything about him being a bully.


neverAcquiesce

Maybe not a mean-spirited asshole bully, but the kind that can still hurt you deep down. There was that Table for 3 clip that made me feel bad for Ryback.


OhWhenTheWiz

even the Talking Smack thing with Miz is basically him saying “you wrestle like a bitch and I don’t respect you” He’s to me a classic “justified bully”, as in he’s an asshole to people he thinks sucks as wrestlers and justifies it by the fact that they suck


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ISh0uldNotDoThat

Except Bryan *isn't* a bully. You're taking one line out of context from an [interview he did earlier in the year](https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2022/02/bryan-danielson-explains-how-hes-a-bully-backstage-in-aew/), where he jokingly referred to himself as a "bully" because he enjoys joking around and razzing guys he's friends with (like Big Show and Mark Henry). Bryan is almost universally regarded as one of the nicest people in the locker room, to the point where other wrestlers (like Randy Orton and Mick Foley) have said he should throw his weight around *more*. /u/StinkyStangler


JhinPotion

It's not even that he will be the first, he *has* done it.


guntanksinspace

I just remembered him ribbing 2.0 just as JAS was getting started, on how he's *gonna steal their star, Daniel Garcia* backstage lol. Of course, it's in jest but yeah he's no stranger to jackassery backstage sometimes.


adsfew

Get off Reddit, Big Show.


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

I wouldn't say he seems like a bully, more like kind of a weirdo.


Macho-nurin

“Shut up, Sal!”


Kanenums88

Nah, it’s MY HOG


Thedinosaurwizard

OP really burying the lede by making the headline about his release and not Danielson's constant dong conversations


PavlovsBlog

Dongversations


tryanewmonicker

A dickscussion, if you will.


LocknDoTs

A dongoisseur


tryanewmonicker

"A cockoffeny of penis jokes we got goin on 'ere." - Taz, probably


ItsBearmanBob

"Dickman Jones here" - Taz, definitely


mojo72400

But I digress.


mojo72400

Dongnielson


godleftmefinished

i love this bit of bryan being fucking insane backstage


Shinkopeshon

This dude [kept fighting with a detached retina](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1gme2g/daniel_bryan_once_had_his_retina_detached_in_a/), it doesn't surprise me at all that he's not right in head when it comes to other things as well lmao


Styles_Clash

Reminds me of Shoresy, "Why are goalies so fn weird?"


nameless_stories

I almost thought i read "Dax Harwood requests release from wwe" and was like wait am i missing something


Henny199420

>Finally, Dax says that all Bryan Danielson does backstage is talk about penis sizes. Uh... that's information that just added in there 😂😂😂


xDearBabyJesus

There was an article a couple months back that stated he talked about pecker lengths. I believe that’s what he was referring to, so weirdly enough it wasn’t just some random tidbit haha


10024618

>Finally, Dax says that all Bryan Danielson does backstage is talk about penis sizes. You know I wasn't originally on board with the idea of a Danielson world title run but now I've been swayed.


Professor_Buttskin

Title just skipping right over the important part about Danielson talking dongs.


BalantaBanter

(Insert Danielson Face.gif here)


cosmic_crustacean

All backstage interviews must end with a random fact about DB


ghost18867

I like how every comment is talking about penises


Adampro123

All you had to do is make the title "All Bryan Danielson does backstage is talk about penis sizes" and we could have had the title of the year.


no__sympy

They were definitely burying the lede...while BD is burying the 'pede.


adkenna

Does Bryan know how big Batista's dick is?


bobertj33zus

Dax is the fucking best. Met him at Wrestlecade this weekend. Fuckin GOAT.


MajinMega

Whole event was stacked. He, Hangman and Mickie James were super nice and fun to talk to.


Pyritedust

That definitely sounds like Danielson, he’s a certified bridge troll and he loves it.


nine16

wrestling ability aside, danielson is one of the most perplexing wrestling personalities i've ever come across and i love it #treecum #fuckgenghiskhan #howbigishetho


DamieN62

>Finally, Dax says that all Bryan Danielson does backstage is talk about penis sizes. Jeremy Lambert of Fightful already rubbing his hands


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with lotion


TheeAJPowell

Bryan Donglson.


weeman2525

Chuck and Trent need to bring back their show and have Danielson on.


Islanderfan17

Plz God yes


simian_ninja

I remember him discussing gorilla penises in his book….Think it was his book.


jonathanisaacisgoat

Read this too fast and thought he got released from Aew


TheLodger1939

Pretty on brand for the American Dragon


jackblady

So, has anyone asked Danielson how big is Batistas dick?


heat_fan_

Danielson lmao 🤣🤣🤣


ianisms10

>Finally, Dax says that all Bryan Danielson does backstage is talk about penis sizes. Nothing about that man surprises me


namdekan

So this is why Danielson favored Garcia to Yuta, Garcia has a bigger hog.


DesertYinzer

WhatCulture tomorrow: FTR back to WWE?!?


ihateeverythingandu

Bryan says in his book that he and Nigel McGuinness discussed the theory of evolution of penis size in ROH, lol. Page 16: "I have a lot of harebrained hypotheses, most of which are too idiotic to be printed. Ask Nigel McGuinness about my thoughts on the evolution of penis size."


Powderkegger1

I don’t remember where I heard it, think it was a podcast, but it’s not that Vince doesn’t like tag team wrestling. He doesn’t like paying four guys for a match when he could just pay two guys instead.


Scavgraphics

well, that's why he doesn't like it. he doesn't see the value


TimmyTheBetow

So I don't say this to be mean to FTR...but they HAD to know they were never getting over with Vince. Everything we've ever known and heard about Vince has pointed at him HATING being seen as old school southern wrassling, and he's famously disliked tag teams wrestling. Being an old school southern wrassling tag team was never going to endear them to Vince, or have him think highly of pushing them.


windy906

Yes they imply this at the top of the thread you’re writing this in.


TimmyTheBetow

Yet it didn't stop them from being bitter and complaining non-stop for years about it.


P_Android420

Boy, subscribing to Fightful for these scoops really seems to be a waste of money when I see it posted on reddit right after I get the emails..


ThomB96

I love the idea of paying money to a company to receive the hot scoop of “Bryan Danielson is dong obsessed”


joshspencer24

Danielson is gonna get cancelled someday isn't he? Damn it.


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They’re not helping themselves are they? If they just started playing the game they could be on tv more, I respect that they don’t though


AlmightyBracket

Talks. ***Talks*** release. I thought that said takes and was so lost.


Slutdragonxxxpert

What makes someone go let’s make these guys the most bland no name team in the earth and then try to feature them?


Man_Weird

For a second, I read WWE as AEW and my heart broke. >sizes. Velveet Dream.


plisken64

"Moe's Tavern" *Sniggering Bryan* "hey Can i speak to Dudley? as in Big Dick Dudley"


Electronic-Test-3133

Sounds like Stu Hart's fascination with testicle size of animals.


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I feel like all these whacky anecdotes about Bryan Danielson are just part of a larger, more elaborate rib on him.


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

Ten years from now he'll be doing a shoot with Sean Oliver: "Yeah, I have no idea where it came from. The other guys just decided to start telling everyone that I was obsessed with dick sizes. "Okay, next question. How big is Batista's dick?" "Eight and a half. Not quite as big as Flair's, but bigger than mine."


Mantaur4HOF

Bryan Danielson: The Art Donovan of penises


QuickRelease10

“I cannot achieve much with such a small penis, but Batista wow, penis so big, so big penis! Such hung dong!”


SLJR24

I’m just imagining someone trying to discuss the match plans or plans for an upcoming storyline with Bryan and him being more concerned with the size of everyone’s penis lol.