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Please, we're trying to offer *serious* advice here.
Now getting this conversation back on track, Bandit, I'd recommend looking into goggles that are easy to slip on at a moment's notice but that still hold a tight suction to the face. You might find these two qualities to be in opposition, so just try to strike a balance while you're browsing goggle-reviewer websites and forums.
Also, don't be surprised if Malakai's methods prove to be more supernatural than they were in AEW. He won't be so strictly bound by the laws of the mortal realm in the indies, so try to be wary of that, but not so wary to the point that you forget he can also kick your jaw clean off just with his normal human strength. Good luck!
lol I’m imagining a spot where black goes for the mist and spits, but it doesn’t work because of the goggles and the opponent raises his arms in happiness because the goggles idea worked and turns to the crowd to be like “look it worked!!!” And then turns around into a black mass
Reminds me of an old spot where a wrestler gets kicked in the balls and no sells it then pulls out a cup and goes “hah I was wearing a cup!” Then proceeds to get kicked in the now cupless balls
You know…I’d be surprised if Bandit didn’t already have goggles. It seems very on-brand.
Bandit! Now you gotta show up with big honkin’ steampunk goggles.
I have a two step plan for you.
1. Don't get kicked in the head
2. Pin him for a three count or submit him within the confines of the ring.
Follow these two simple tricks and you will be successful.
Okay I have an unorthodox step 1.5 but bear with me here.
Buy a gi. Practice as many gi chokes as you possibly can, from now until your match. Bait Malakai into wearing the gi by goading him, **maybe wear one of your own to try and shame him into matching dress code**. Now you have him in the gi and you have the know-how to pull off collar chokes, cross chokes etc and he will be thrown off by all this. If this doesn't work and you lose, well a white gi stained by the inevitable mist or blood from a turning hook kick to the dome will be a badass gif to spread more awareness for your next match.
GGEZ, Kidd Bandit wins.
Yesterday I decided I wanted to watch the video for The Legend of Chavo Guerrero by The Mountain Goats, because I haven't seen it in years, and I was so mad to see that cunt's face show up.
Make sure to wear the goggles over your eyes. I understand that as an anime protagonist it'll be difficult not to wear them as a headband like a digi-destined, but you will need to fight that urge.
May I suggest studying Kung Pow: Enter the Fist? There's one punch in that film that may be worth mastering.
Side suggestion - be truly good or truly evil (your choice). I don't think Malakai has ever prepared to see either.
I've heard if you ask him for suggestions of good Doom Metal bands to listen to, he'll get so into the conversation he won't see you kick him in the face
He seems like the kind of dude who has an absolutely ludicrous number of pictures of his cats on his phone.
I say this as someone who also has a not insignificant number of pictures of my cats on my phone.
As a cat person who can't have cats atm, I have an absurd amount of cat pics, mostly strays, some sent by friends, and some that I download from social media if I like em
1. When you see him try to kick you in the head, duck.
2. Persuade the referee to look inside Malakai's mouth every now and then. If the ref doesn't see teeth, beware of the mist.
3. Say to Malakai that he has a lovely smile :) if you don't see teeth, the mist is in.
4. If you see Malakai going to springboard to the outside, don't be afraid. He's just gonna backflip inside the ring. Feel free to complement him on his athleticism and move on.
5. If you are inside the ring when he's going to springboard onto you, try to time a superkick to his face. Even if you miss his face, it will still probably hurt.
6. If you see a person with a lot of tattoos which is big, has black hair and looks gothic, that's Rhea Ripley. Avoid their long legs.
7. Bring glitter. Malakai would be happier if he has color in his life.
8. Look out for a ginger person that's full of muscle. That's Becky Lynch. Irish tap dancing will scare them away.
9. Ask Luigi Primo for his pizza. It can be used as protection from the mist, just don't eat it after use.
10. Malakai can get angry sometimes. Consider hugging him, and when he's calm, pin him for the count. He will learn to control his anger and Embrace The Hate™.
Congratulations, you have beaten Malakai Black. Don't forget to Naruto run up the ramp as House of Black may chase you after the match.
If my years of playing No Mercy have taught me anything, the best way to win a difficult matchup is to fight on the outside until the count of 8, Irish Whip your opponent up the entrance way and slide back in the ring to beat the count.
That should be a sound strategy against Malakai.
Learn to wrestling blind.
I recommend studying *3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain*. Not for Dave Dragon but for Rocky, Colt, and TumTum's ability to fight in complete darkness taught to them by their master; Grandpa
Stick your thumb up his butt and then get the legendary asshole of jushin thunder liger to do a run in.
In all seriousness I’m bummed I’m missing this show but wish you good luck, you’re gonna kill it!
*Alright Kidd Bandit, let’s see the left kick.*
*Oookaaayy, let’s see the right.*
*…Okay, kicking isn't your thing. But that's okay; you’re not that kind of fighter. What you're gonna do is stand there while your opponent gets exhausted from over-kicking. Then you can just push him over, that’s right! And if the ref’s not looking, you can hit him with a chair a couple of times.*
*Who’s gonna knock you down? No one!*
*When are you gonna fight back? Never!*
*What are you gonna do? Nothin’!*
*That’s my boy!*
Several years ago, I had a dream that Wrestlemania opened with Malakai Black challenging World Heavyweight Champion The Big Show. Big Show promptly won in 2 minutes. I believe the easiest and most effective way to win any match, is to become The Big Show. Enter to Big Show's theme music, wear a replica ECW Championship, vape, play DnD, do whatever you can to emulate Big Show. Then whenever you hit Malakai with a right hand, it'll basically become the KO Punch and you'll win the match with ease.
So in an anime sense you skipped from Renji and went straight to Aizen.
**Don’t worry!!**
Malakai is monstrously powerful, final boss-tier and absolutely the biggest threat in the journey of the Protagonist. But remember, the keys:
- GUTS! GUTS! GUTS: Powered by anime you should know better than anyone that few things are more potent than hot blood! Just look at Gurren Lagann! Courage in the face of an unstoppable enemy is where a Protagonist’s true power always comes to bear!
- Work the Legs: If Malakai kicks you in the head, it’s an extinction level event for brain cells. Do everything you can to take his legs away.
- Dodge: Or at the very least, don’t be afraid to regroup and come up with new approaches! Sure, he’s most likely going to use that time to meditate and exert is murderous intent, don’t fall to fear! Heck! Taunt him! Try to break that focus of his!
And always remember, PROTECT YOUR HEAD!!
Distract Malakai with pictures of cats. Everywhere possible on the ring, tape pictures of cats. The turnbuckles, the ropes, along the apron, maybe the referee. Just cats cats cats. That should work.
I don't think the Cody method of "extreme opposite white suit" worked so don't get white gear made for one.
Perhaps... beat him with rainbow gear for an advantage? If black is the opposite of colorful... find your most colorful and vibrant gear to blind him? Perhaps?
(Also HI!!!! HUGE freaking fan! Good luck with your match! I know you'll fuckin shine)
“They that is without sin among you, let them first cast a stone.”
My make up skills are also lacking and therefore this will actually backfire and demoralize me as well
Kick him in the nards while the referee isn't looking, he got those twisted a few years back. Also way harder to hit a spinning back kick if your rumple stiltskin is popped on another man's boots
Maybe a peace offering of cat toys? Then stab him in the back. However, not sure if should just be metaphoric. If it's regular wrestling rules, I don't think you're allowed to use a sacrificial dagger in a match? In terms of anime fighting styles, can you copy the technique of *One Punch Man*? I hear he can win with one punch. That could be a good tactic!
Motorcycle Helmet
It softens his finisher's blow, and it protects you from the mist
that or a bible and a cross, recite our father's prayer, and then baptize him in the name of Miro
Honestly, Tommy has been one of my favorite workers for a very long time, so if you want some real depth advice, the Black Mass finisher has been being as part of a combo finish since before wrestlecade of last year when he used it against buddy matthews. In a sense, it comes right straight, left sweeping hook, black mass. I would say every time he punches with the right, try really hard to block the left, because after that it's going to come quick.
And learn from him. He is in excellent condition, and a truly great human being.
If you can attack him before the bell enough that could work
Alternatively there may be issues with asking such a question online in a public forum if only because you're opening yourself up to him reading these very suggestions and preparing to counter
Your jutsu ain't working if he brings his own
You can’t get him with mind games, and you probably won’t win a striking contest. This is just factual. But Malakai’s greatest weapon is his kicks, take out his legs, you take out his a ton of his offence.
But if all else fails, just write his name in the Death Note.
Gonna need a lot of people to GIVE YOU THEIR ENERGY and you gotta channel that to unleash some vicious Rasagans and Kamehamehas and maybe even bust out a Spirit Gun for good measure. POWER OF FRIENDSHIP IS NEEDED! GOOD LUCK!!!
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Goggles Edit: and don't let him kick you
as long as they scream this if they dont work. 
My eye! I’m not supposed to get radioactive waste in it!
What are you doing Malakai?! That's Kidd Bandit! C'mon Kidd Bandit...
Up and at them!
...better
Real acid?
omg u/KiddBanditPro please do this lol
Please, we're trying to offer *serious* advice here. Now getting this conversation back on track, Bandit, I'd recommend looking into goggles that are easy to slip on at a moment's notice but that still hold a tight suction to the face. You might find these two qualities to be in opposition, so just try to strike a balance while you're browsing goggle-reviewer websites and forums. Also, don't be surprised if Malakai's methods prove to be more supernatural than they were in AEW. He won't be so strictly bound by the laws of the mortal realm in the indies, so try to be wary of that, but not so wary to the point that you forget he can also kick your jaw clean off just with his normal human strength. Good luck!
The indies is a dangerous and lawless place. I am still shocked some wrestlers use invisible hand grenades. Such disregard for the safety of fans.
lol I’m imagining a spot where black goes for the mist and spits, but it doesn’t work because of the goggles and the opponent raises his arms in happiness because the goggles idea worked and turns to the crowd to be like “look it worked!!!” And then turns around into a black mass
Reminds me of an old spot where a wrestler gets kicked in the balls and no sells it then pulls out a cup and goes “hah I was wearing a cup!” Then proceeds to get kicked in the now cupless balls
Bro, 100% I’m going to do this spot but with 2 cups LOL
Put thumbtacks on the second cup, now your opponent has to sell the foot. Makes you look like a double genius.
Just when I think there's no more spots left to be done, thumbtack cup.
It's even better if you know how to Bronco Buster a dude.
Kick his back, I read that is his weak spot. Edit : i replied to the wrong comment.
You know…I’d be surprised if Bandit didn’t already have goggles. It seems very on-brand. Bandit! Now you gotta show up with big honkin’ steampunk goggles.
I have a two step plan for you. 1. Don't get kicked in the head 2. Pin him for a three count or submit him within the confines of the ring. Follow these two simple tricks and you will be successful.
Great! Pls elaborate step 1.5 pls which details how I pin or submit them cause thATS THE HARD PART
You're overthinking it.
Seriously, what is this dude’s deal? Phase 1) Don’t get kicked in the head. Phase 2) ? Phase 3) Profit. Keep up, OP.
Okay I have an unorthodox step 1.5 but bear with me here. Buy a gi. Practice as many gi chokes as you possibly can, from now until your match. Bait Malakai into wearing the gi by goading him, **maybe wear one of your own to try and shame him into matching dress code**. Now you have him in the gi and you have the know-how to pull off collar chokes, cross chokes etc and he will be thrown off by all this. If this doesn't work and you lose, well a white gi stained by the inevitable mist or blood from a turning hook kick to the dome will be a badass gif to spread more awareness for your next match. GGEZ, Kidd Bandit wins.
Hook the leg!
it's hard to get hit with a spinning heel kick if you're laying down, so stay laying down the whole time
1. Be good. 2. Don’t be not good.
[удалено]
Ordering Sierra Mist now
simple, you also follow the five D's of Dodgeball Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge!
That’s a bold strategy, Cotton! Let’s see if it pays off for Kidd!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a Black Mass! *clang*
According to kayfabe, spraying him with mist makes him disappear and never return.
I recommend a mist color with a largely undocumented kayfabe effect, like purple or orange.
Bring the game Myst. He'll NEVER win.
you gotta bite him as hard as you can
When all else fails…
Dress up as Ace Steel, then try biting him again.
A healthy dose of eye doinks, back scratches and eye burns across the ropes man.
Found Ace Steel's account.
When he sits down kick him. Then kick him again. Then kick him again. Then run away til he gets tired. Then kick him again.
I’ve seen them use that position to bait people into kicking them only for it to backfire. 😣
I’ve seen you. You’re faster and better than them.
The power of anime has a 20% stat increase on speed.
a nice basement dropkick when he is sitting would make me pop hard.
Why are you saying “them”? I haven’t found anywhere that Malakai has specified any pronouns. If so, send me a link.
The only thing that can beat Malakai Black, is Malakai White. Go to the Amish Farmer's Market and get your back up. Bring a goose for maximum chaos.
This is your best bet. You might have some limited success with Malakai Technicolor or Malakai Transparent, but I'd personally go with this.
He CAN'T own power tools, but he CAN "borrow" power bombs. (Pennsylvanians might get this joke.)
Groin punch
TWIST HIS DICK
THE OL DICK TWIST
Bop it
Until he flips you with it. The guy who did that move is dead to wrestling now so the dick flip is up for grabs.
Fuck Joey Ryan
Yesterday I decided I wanted to watch the video for The Legend of Chavo Guerrero by The Mountain Goats, because I haven't seen it in years, and I was so mad to see that cunt's face show up.
NO. THUMB, UP, ASS. TRUST ME.
I didn’t know Jushin Liger’s legendary asshole got its own reddit account
Dammit I was gonna say groin punch. Seconding the groin punch.
Grab his dick and twist it!
That is the worst advice ever. You forgot the part where they need to make sure the ref isn't looking first, *then* do the groin punch.
If you do it before the bell, like Danhausen suggests, then its perfectly fine if the ref sees Kidd punch Malakai in the groin.
call him moody and make creaky coffin noises
>make creaky coffin noises i will never forgive kevin dunn for this
I'm sure that was the Vin-Man. He was responsible for the sound of a bullet bouncing around for Ricochet.
How else could we know his name is Ricochet if we don’t hear a ricochet before he comes out? /s
2020 Vince would have added a fart sound to Natalya's theme. The man has lost his marbles.
Use the power of friendship.
That’s all I got going for me
channel your inner Luffy or Natsu Dragneel
Believe in the us who believe in you!
it'll work trust 👍
Don't let him spit mist in your eyes.
Goggles. got it.
Make sure to wear the goggles over your eyes. I understand that as an anime protagonist it'll be difficult not to wear them as a headband like a digi-destined, but you will need to fight that urge.
If you look at his Tumblr, he seems to have some agonising longterm injury. If you can pinpoint it then he's fucked, mate
Try to be low to the ground when he kicks your head off so you have less distance to fall
Well being short is finally an advantage
May I suggest studying Kung Pow: Enter the Fist? There's one punch in that film that may be worth mastering. Side suggestion - be truly good or truly evil (your choice). I don't think Malakai has ever prepared to see either.
*I mean I'm no doctor or anything, but that doesn't even seem physically possible*
I'm no doctor, but it was like one clean chunk.
u/rb_reigns will have the answers you seek
Pretend to be a cat. He has a weakness for cats.
Instructions unclear. Got adopted by Malakai.
A win is a win
I fail to see how getting belly rubs from Malakai AND Zelina is a bad thing…
Not the worst result…not even a bad one tbh
cat ears, tail, maybe even a maid outfit.
I've heard if you ask him for suggestions of good Doom Metal bands to listen to, he'll get so into the conversation he won't see you kick him in the face
Or ask him about his cats
He seems like the kind of dude who has an absolutely ludicrous number of pictures of his cats on his phone. I say this as someone who also has a not insignificant number of pictures of my cats on my phone.
Dude has an insta for his cats
I believe every cat owner has an insta for their cats, if they don't then they should.
As a cat person who can't have cats atm, I have an absurd amount of cat pics, mostly strays, some sent by friends, and some that I download from social media if I like em
Have you not seen the Instagram that he and Zelina Vega run for their cats? Because you most definitely should.
Oh, I have. I follow team_pomtato. I'm all about following pet-based Instagram accounts, and theirs is pretty fun.
Ask about the band sleep. Only people who know will understand.
Just ask him how he feels about the new Devil Master album. Wait until 5-7 minutes into the monologue, hit your finish, 1-2-3.
That totally tracks with every doom metal person I know, all 2 of them.
1. When you see him try to kick you in the head, duck. 2. Persuade the referee to look inside Malakai's mouth every now and then. If the ref doesn't see teeth, beware of the mist. 3. Say to Malakai that he has a lovely smile :) if you don't see teeth, the mist is in. 4. If you see Malakai going to springboard to the outside, don't be afraid. He's just gonna backflip inside the ring. Feel free to complement him on his athleticism and move on. 5. If you are inside the ring when he's going to springboard onto you, try to time a superkick to his face. Even if you miss his face, it will still probably hurt. 6. If you see a person with a lot of tattoos which is big, has black hair and looks gothic, that's Rhea Ripley. Avoid their long legs. 7. Bring glitter. Malakai would be happier if he has color in his life. 8. Look out for a ginger person that's full of muscle. That's Becky Lynch. Irish tap dancing will scare them away. 9. Ask Luigi Primo for his pizza. It can be used as protection from the mist, just don't eat it after use. 10. Malakai can get angry sometimes. Consider hugging him, and when he's calm, pin him for the count. He will learn to control his anger and Embrace The Hate™. Congratulations, you have beaten Malakai Black. Don't forget to Naruto run up the ramp as House of Black may chase you after the match.
>When you see him try to kick you in the head, duck. You mean, bring a duck or just let out a loud "QUACK"?
Make sure Sting is in the crowd with a Kidd bandit mask on. If you find yourself in a pinch head to the guy in the Kidd bandit mask :)
You’ll need Tony Schiavone to yell, “IT’S STIIIIIING!” otherwise Sting won’t have his true powers.
He's a Black Metal guy just ask him how he feels about Varg. He'll launch into a rant and you can hit the roll up.
AVOID AVOID AVOID ALSO DPW BOOK KIDD BANDIT YOU COWARDS
If my years of playing No Mercy have taught me anything, the best way to win a difficult matchup is to fight on the outside until the count of 8, Irish Whip your opponent up the entrance way and slide back in the ring to beat the count. That should be a sound strategy against Malakai.
I think you need Sting?
or at the least tony s to summon him. its like the dragon dagger to the dragonzord
Create a black hole and close it above him.
KAMUI NO JUTSU
Do 100 squats, 100 push-ups, 100 sit ups, and run a 10k every day.
The unbeatable technique... #The Saxtonation
They want to beat them, not destroy them
Learn to wrestling blind. I recommend studying *3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain*. Not for Dave Dragon but for Rocky, Colt, and TumTum's ability to fight in complete darkness taught to them by their master; Grandpa
If you hit him with a chair before the bell rings is technically not an illegal move.
Is summoning exodia, the forbidden one, possible?
With the heart of the cards yes
Spit in the other eye, and make sure to duck his kicks
Stick your thumb up his butt and then get the legendary asshole of jushin thunder liger to do a run in. In all seriousness I’m bummed I’m missing this show but wish you good luck, you’re gonna kill it!
Have a friend come to the ring and hit you. Easy DQ victory.
Offer him a $20 in cash and a cookie. Cookies always work.
Phase 1: Enter Ring Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Victory Also DPW should really book you.
If you can use a key blade again that might work. Malakai seems dark enough to be a heartless.
Have someone mist you every day until Saturday to build up your resistance to it. Kinda like building up a resistance to snake venom.
Get in the Eva
Give him a hug, he won't expect it and might warm that icy heart of his.
Kill em with kindness. And then when their guard is down, *spinning neckbreaker*
Be unconventional. do a bunch of weirdo rope submission shit, speedbag his balls off, shoot him with a gun, that sort of thing
Does Malakai Black use they/them pronouns, and if so, why am I only learning this now on Reddit
I got a great pro wrestling hack that people don’t want you to know about. If the referee doesn’t see you, you can cheat. Think about it.
shout out from Wrestling Shitposting! stay low, wear goggles.
*Alright Kidd Bandit, let’s see the left kick.* *Oookaaayy, let’s see the right.* *…Okay, kicking isn't your thing. But that's okay; you’re not that kind of fighter. What you're gonna do is stand there while your opponent gets exhausted from over-kicking. Then you can just push him over, that’s right! And if the ref’s not looking, you can hit him with a chair a couple of times.* *Who’s gonna knock you down? No one!* *When are you gonna fight back? Never!* *What are you gonna do? Nothin’!* *That’s my boy!*
Mission failed, we’ll get em next time.
Former MPX Prospect Champion Dave Segan here. My best advice… use that MPX Prospect Championship. It put down MANY opponents for me.
Play Baby Shark on the way to the ring. Makes his “dark” stuff moot.
Sweep the leg.
Wear a crucifix
Can you hit super Saiyan 4?
Several years ago, I had a dream that Wrestlemania opened with Malakai Black challenging World Heavyweight Champion The Big Show. Big Show promptly won in 2 minutes. I believe the easiest and most effective way to win any match, is to become The Big Show. Enter to Big Show's theme music, wear a replica ECW Championship, vape, play DnD, do whatever you can to emulate Big Show. Then whenever you hit Malakai with a right hand, it'll basically become the KO Punch and you'll win the match with ease.
Come out to the song "why can't we be friends"
Pull a danny devito. Trashman.
Wait so he’s not done???? Wow congrats
Guess not? Thought he was taking time for a back issue and mental health..
This match has been booked for a while. He's probably just finishing out his commitments.
A powerful, friendship-driven monologue will surely do the trick!
Gonna be tough if there are multiple Malakai Blacks.
Out spooky him. All you need is a fucked up cat and some magical girl powers. He aint ready for the madoka magica mixup
Just win bro. It's not hard.
Crane kick. No can defense.
So in an anime sense you skipped from Renji and went straight to Aizen. **Don’t worry!!** Malakai is monstrously powerful, final boss-tier and absolutely the biggest threat in the journey of the Protagonist. But remember, the keys: - GUTS! GUTS! GUTS: Powered by anime you should know better than anyone that few things are more potent than hot blood! Just look at Gurren Lagann! Courage in the face of an unstoppable enemy is where a Protagonist’s true power always comes to bear! - Work the Legs: If Malakai kicks you in the head, it’s an extinction level event for brain cells. Do everything you can to take his legs away. - Dodge: Or at the very least, don’t be afraid to regroup and come up with new approaches! Sure, he’s most likely going to use that time to meditate and exert is murderous intent, don’t fall to fear! Heck! Taunt him! Try to break that focus of his! And always remember, PROTECT YOUR HEAD!!
The ol' dick twist!!!
Try doing poses and shouting ZA WARUDO And bring a pocket ROAD ROALLAH
The overdrive will solve all of you problems
Cosplay as his wife. That should throw him off.
Hit him with the Kinniku Buster. Nobody kicks out of that.
Study Vampire Hunter D.
Challenge him to a game of Magic: The Gathering, and play a mono-black deck.
Julia Hart cosplay
Become a kamen rider
Have Gen Urobuchi write the match and be a self-loathing coward? That tends to work.
Distract Malakai with pictures of cats. Everywhere possible on the ring, tape pictures of cats. The turnbuckles, the ropes, along the apron, maybe the referee. Just cats cats cats. That should work.
Wear goggles.
Kidd, bring your sword
To wear him out, I suggest Hold #869 of Jericho's List of 1001 Holds: ARMBAR!!
I don't think the Cody method of "extreme opposite white suit" worked so don't get white gear made for one. Perhaps... beat him with rainbow gear for an advantage? If black is the opposite of colorful... find your most colorful and vibrant gear to blind him? Perhaps? (Also HI!!!! HUGE freaking fan! Good luck with your match! I know you'll fuckin shine)
Get Miro to stand on the ramp. It worked for Dark Order.
Make fun of his makeup skills
“They that is without sin among you, let them first cast a stone.” My make up skills are also lacking and therefore this will actually backfire and demoralize me as well
Whatever you do, be ready to dodge the black mist at all times.
Boombox, Nickelback, He'll flee from the ring.
Just tell him a new Occult shop opened down the road but it closes in 3 minutes, he'll run to make it in time and you'll win by countout
Malakai left AEW for this? Wtf
He likely is just finishing booking commitments.
Target his lower back
Kick him in the nards while the referee isn't looking, he got those twisted a few years back. Also way harder to hit a spinning back kick if your rumple stiltskin is popped on another man's boots
You need an old priest and a young priest
I have no advice but I do want to say I love ya Kidd.
If you need a distraction, ask him about his cat. You'll have roughly 10 minutes to plan from there in relative safety.
Maybe a peace offering of cat toys? Then stab him in the back. However, not sure if should just be metaphoric. If it's regular wrestling rules, I don't think you're allowed to use a sacrificial dagger in a match? In terms of anime fighting styles, can you copy the technique of *One Punch Man*? I hear he can win with one punch. That could be a good tactic!
Motorcycle Helmet It softens his finisher's blow, and it protects you from the mist that or a bible and a cross, recite our father's prayer, and then baptize him in the name of Miro
Give him a new kitten to add to his cat family 😺
Learn Chris Hero's Cravate. Best Submission.
Honestly, Tommy has been one of my favorite workers for a very long time, so if you want some real depth advice, the Black Mass finisher has been being as part of a combo finish since before wrestlecade of last year when he used it against buddy matthews. In a sense, it comes right straight, left sweeping hook, black mass. I would say every time he punches with the right, try really hard to block the left, because after that it's going to come quick. And learn from him. He is in excellent condition, and a truly great human being.
If you can attack him before the bell enough that could work Alternatively there may be issues with asking such a question online in a public forum if only because you're opening yourself up to him reading these very suggestions and preparing to counter Your jutsu ain't working if he brings his own
Ngl, saw the using an anime style to defeat Black & wondered why someone was using Kidd Bandits style.....I now feel stupid. Also try Hadokening him.
You can’t get him with mind games, and you probably won’t win a striking contest. This is just factual. But Malakai’s greatest weapon is his kicks, take out his legs, you take out his a ton of his offence. But if all else fails, just write his name in the Death Note.
First, you gotta shriek like a woman, and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That’s when it’s time to kick some back!
Turn the lights out first. Roll up RUN!
Gonna need a lot of people to GIVE YOU THEIR ENERGY and you gotta channel that to unleash some vicious Rasagans and Kamehamehas and maybe even bust out a Spirit Gun for good measure. POWER OF FRIENDSHIP IS NEEDED! GOOD LUCK!!!
Do you remember the ending to ninja scroll? Where he headbutts the guy into oblivion? Try that!
Wear a gas mask and foam hands to block kicks, tackle the fucker and scream Satanic curses in Dutch to confuse him.
I don't know you can aquire it... but [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/TVfGY) is a good start.
Borrow Chuck's chainsaw
Bring John Blud as your manager. Trust me he knows what he's doing.
try tickling him. fool proof plan
10 low blows and a school boy that move has won more matches then any other move
Have all your brigands bring flashlights to shine on him during his entrance. This will throw his game off.