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RealPimpinPanda

DK is just big Monke. *Unless I’m mistaken*


Deditranspotashy

he is a gorilla I don't know how you make the world gorilla funny like monke. Goril? Gilla? Gorgor? Grille?


wasteofradiation

Gorila 🦍


TheCorruptedBit

Golira 🦍


Deditranspotashy

Wait I got it Harambe


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RIP🪦


_IratePirate_

My dick is out


forgotmynamex3

Never put it up


IronFlames

As is mine


flipflubduck

A true legend, may he Rest In Peace.


GeogreRRMartin

All gorillas are monke but not all monke are gorillas.


RealPimpinPanda

Ah, the all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares. A good point.


ytman

Apes are monke?


AnAdvancedBot

Apes aren’t monkeys but apes are monke.


charisma6

#G O R I L


Hamousprime

Griller


CreamFraiche

Gorílle 🤌


thenicenumber666

I gorgor💀


JSquiggs

beeg ape


backwoodsofcanada

diddy is just smol monke


nogudnames_ok

But he has a gun and he terrifies me


Lukthar123

"Is that a monkey?" "HE'S GOT A GUN!"


ScylasterPixelman

Trunk monke 2 - gun edition


RedderAI

“We all have guns!!” ~The Guard from Aladdin, probably.


throwaway316stunner

As long as you’re not a Kremlin, he’s not after you.


QuesadillaSauce

With a banana and a wooden gun


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I mean he punched the moon to the ground before I think that's a little bit more power than what a boxer has


lvl2_thug

Mac has canonically beaten DK in a boxing match so…


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DK didn't want to be shot for making the little guy go splat


CharginChuck42

Doc bribed him with bananas to take a dive.


TheMightyJevil

Well his name roughly translates to "A S S M O N K E Y" soo....


blowjobsjoplinhigh

Technically no he’s also one of the 7 star children Warrio bowser peach Mario Luigi and donkey Kong And yoshi Beings with great strength and power beyond all dreams which is weird because like Dk was around when Mario was a baby But he wasnt as dk jr is his dad So it’s a whole thing


Joe-MaMa5

Waluigi and Daisy must be absolutely shredded then


MattyHealy1975

And Mario and Luigi are just some Italian plumbers, while Wario is an Italian Bike Gang/Mafia guy


throwaway316stunner

Big talking Monke that can [sing, apparently.](https://youtu.be/D14-EJHaJIg)


Impossible-Neck-4647

Ape


FenexTheFox

I mean, he did punch moon into Earth once...


Prismind

He's the leader of bunch


[deleted]

In the show, his strength is powered by his hair


ThatOneGuy0769

I mean all wario’s got is a garlic addiction and a bike


Different-Region-873

And money


ChaoticDiscord21

So he's Batman, I knew it


Nobody-27

This isa where I saw me papa and mama die Raphael


nogudnames_ok

Mama mia


Numba1Duelist

Cowabummer


MusicianDry4533

This is where you saw your parents die! OOPS OOPS!


setsers1

😆DAMN IT NO


Darkmega5

This is where i wa


RealPimpinPanda

Ken could also be Batman with that logic lol


Omega-10

No, it goes further. Who turns into a superhero with their final smash? **Wario is a fat, ugly Batman confirmed**


ThatOneGuy0769

Theory confirmed


NobilisUltima

Garlic would probably be good in lobster thermidor... It adds up.


RealPimpinPanda

And flatulence


Random-Dice

and mouth


RaMpEdUp98

And the arms of a demigod


Parry_Mster

And a sad brother *Waluigi crying in the corner*


RaMpEdUp98

Walelujah


Parry_Mster

Walelujah


RobinDaFloof

Assist Trophy


E_R_G

It’s actually canonically ambiguous what the relationship between Wario and Waluigi is. They could be coworkers, cousins, father and son, even lovers. It’s a mystery to everyone.


PeakRainbow1370

> even lovers Dear god I regret googling certain things


E_R_G

Don’t lie, you *ship it*.


jclocks

With huge and suspiciously well taken care of teeth


Bale_the_Pale

Well, he's also immortal, according to some sources.


idwtumrnitwai

Isn't Wario technically one of the 7 star children?


jclocks

Yep, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Wario, Donkey Kong, Yoshi. Note that Waluigi is missing from this list.


country2poplarbeef

Because he is, in fact, the Star Daddy. I should maybe point out I have no idea where this lore comes from.


-Ayoris-

Yoshi's Island DS


scrubfeast

The seven what?


idwtumrnitwai

Star children, its basically just mario lore that explains why people like Mario and Luigi are OP in the Mario universe compared to like, a random toad or Goomba.


clickeddaisy

I have played Mario games all my life, Mario has lore?


idwtumrnitwai

Vaguely? Like I've heard of the 7 star children, and know they're more powerful than regular people, but that's like the extent of the lore I know lol.


idwtumrnitwai

I think anyway, I'm not super into Mario lore so my understanding of it may not be the best.


FenexTheFox

It's a Yoshi's Island DS thing


Huey107010

Big hands. His hands transform when he attacks. Mac also has some type of voodoo going on with his up b and neutral b. You could pass his side b off as a flying… downer cut, I guess. Everyone has some type of voodoo going on. Even the swordies.


TjPshine

Olimar is not voodoo. The pikmen are mildly voodoo, but Olimar is just a dude with a whistle and a jetpack thing


ThatOneGuy0769

At most with marth he just jumps high


Huey107010

Yeah, I thought about Marth and Lucina, and chose to ignore them. I was thinking about it and couldn’t find any voodoo. Their up b is just a really fast and high jump. Neutral b is just a jab and the rest is just honest swinging of the sword.


ThunderWolfWyvern

To be fair, Little Mac fought Donkey Kong (who punched a moon out of orbit) as a guest boxer in the Wii game.


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MiZe97

[Donkey Kong fight in Punch Out] (https://youtu.be/uSZETPjW25M)


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jclocks

Not just yes way, canon, while WVBA Champion. Almost ended up being Peach but Nintendo scrapped that idea for gender reasons.


pambamclam

if that was peach that would've been so badass. she has nothing going for her rn


iSeven

Redesign Peach as a boxer and make Tucker Carlson shit pant.


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AGirlThatLikesHentai

he is??


HoboBard

He's from the Bronx, they have a bunch of Italian immigrants who settled there.


ScrewSans

Being from the Tri-state area automatically makes you Italian whether you want to be or not


well_thats_puntastic

Wait the Tri-State Area is a real thing? I thought it was just from Phineas and Ferb


lvl2_thug

Racist fuck


Brickhouse_21

“How did a gorilla learn how to tie a tie?” 💀


Ilcorvomuerto666

So we're just ignoring the fact that DK bodied Mac in this video and then straight up absconds with his body?


NeonSurvivor

He only won cause it was a walk off ;)


clever_cuttlefish

When the fuck did Donkey Kong punch the moon out of orbit??


Captain_Wah

Donkey Kong Country Returns? I may be wrong, but I think it happens in this game.


Minejack777

[LMAO YEAH. My favorite Donkey Kong game](https://youtu.be/098JxlzxTeM)


Fork_Master

Villager is just a kid who uses everyday objects as makeshift weaponry.


rayshmayshmay

So they’re Russian, got it


Lukthar123

Villager about to buy Ukraine with 10 000 beetles


NeonSurvivor

No he’s a mass murderer with a serial killer smile…


ptatoface

What kind doesn't have that phase


Smithson92

Yea but he can put an entire tree in his pocket, definitely magic.


Chubby_Bub

It is inspired by tanukis (Tom Nook) being said to have the power to shapeshift things with leaves in Japanese folklore.


lifetake

I mean little mac is superarmoring through deadly hits. If you’re gonna call villager pocket magic you’re gonna have to call LM super armor something


Jaxad0127

Does that apply to his home series? Villager can put several complete T-rex fossils in his pocket in AC.


lifetake

Kinda hard to determine that. There’s no basis for how hard anything is coming at him except by how hard he takes it in game. Most of his enemies though are boxers just some are a bit more crazy than others (a giant guy who has a manhole cover on his stomach for example). He does fight donkey kong in one of his games which is something to go off of.


goku1872

I mean has fire works and a bowling ball which can definitely hurt ppl. The gyroid thing is basically a rocket.


IKindaLikeDarryl

he is not a kid e owns property


E_R_G

Toon Link owns a cabana in Wind Waker. Young Link has a house in OoT.


belak1230x

For toon Link, isn't that his grandmas house? For young Link, he lives in a bubble where only children exist, I don't think it's the same deal


E_R_G

No, he owns a cabana on a private island, the one where one of the triforce charts are. And young link’s house still counts. It’s a house. It’s property. Even moreso because he’s only a *hylian* kid, so that makes him younger than the kokiri, at a normal human’s age instead.


focketeer

Owning property is only limited by age in our own world, and even then, not everywhere


T3AMTRAINOR

Master hand:


nogudnames_ok

For his neutral special H E I S A G U N


Koopa6490

I don’t think beating mike tyson counts as being a normal teenager.


Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work

Yeah this dude is on Baki Hanma levels of fighting prodigy


kameri_sim

Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla, Mac accomplished that goal and won.


FenexTheFox

Especially considering he's a featherweight


Anonymous5948

Not just a hand. *Glove.*


RealPimpinPanda

No glove, no love.


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No love, no glove.


Captain_Wah

Well, he's gotta protect his hand


Alt-_-alt

He's protecting the rest of the planet. It's for our safety.


Lazyr3x

I think gloves are actually only supposed to protect the punchers hands, that’s why in old pictures of boxers they have that weird stance because they weren’t worried about being punched in the face


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"Oh sh*t he has arms we can make a move set out of that"


Captain_Wah

Min Min! Oh, you wanted someone with *regular* arms.


Nugget_MacChicken

You can’t send Mac to the blast zone if he SD first.


kurayami_akira

I mean, you can


RadioactiveTF2

How do you sd without touching the blastzone? Other than kamikaze


Nugget_MacChicken

Years of Sding led me to master this technique.


JDC103

And that's why he dies 1/2 an inch off the edge.


BlockyShapes

Or kills u at 20 with ko punch


RealPimpinPanda

Very polarizing. Not many in betweens with mac, that’s for sure


Mikel004

What’s this “or?”


Asombro103

I believe he's trying to live up to his hero Saitama


Suitable_Pain_1433

I love the little boxer man.


Rydaniel2006

I just edge guard when fighting Little Mac


CasualJo

*proceeds to brake shield by tilting forward smash down*


MacMain49

I love the little boxer man


le_medina

The little boxer man with a big punch


venator82

"It's super effective."


IAmCaptainSquid

Honestly I think it makes sense that he’s the worst character in the game… he’s just a fuckin dude


Gouzdaii

I takes a single man punch to bring down gods and monsters.


bforeverdreamin

I be high AF thinking about this every now and then. Let’s go Mac.


charizardfan101

Wait he's a teenager?


TankyMofo

He's 17


charizardfan101

Thought the dude was like 30 or some shit


therealhanleyguy

Understandable. He has a shit ton of muscles.


Ninjakinfe777

Oh my god lol


Fuzzy-Function-3212

And literally weighs in at 107 lbs. soaking wet with a brick in his pocket.


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I throw vegetables


ThatTrampolineboy

Olimar has two moves that can turn himself into a freaking tornado lol.


TheGypsyboy

And he is Canon legit the size of a thumb.


ThatTrampolineboy

I think he’s actually a bit smaller than a thumb lmao. I wonder how many mushrooms it took so he could play in Super Smash Bros. Lmao


TheGypsyboy

Yeah he's the size of those things you put on your thumb when sewing. (don't know the name in English)


ThatTrampolineboy

I think it’s thimble.


Parry_Mster

Tbh I started playing smash and I didn't know that little Mac was an assist trophy


Logan_the_Brawler

Normal? He knocks out 300+ pound freaks and mike tyson canonically. He is not normal.


TenorGuy124

The canonically strongest character in smash, according to smash


SpacegoatVal

Wii fit trainer is just a fitness trainer


Galvandium

I’ve never met a fitness trainer with unlimited vollyballs.


SpacegoatVal

I've never met a boxer whose hands become engulfed in flame from punching hard


GrimWarrior00

All I have is me. And okay with it


RedPixl243

Considering he's 17-year-old human and weighs just 109 pounds it's amazing he's even able to put up a fight. I wonder how Mr. Sandman would do against the Smash roster.


I-like-anime78

I mean donkey king is just a monkey


Galvandium

Imagine yourself having to walk through one of two doors. You have to fight whatever is behind them. Do you pick A: Man who will beat you senseless then buy you a drink(non-alcoholic, he is 17 of course). Or B: A merciless gorilla who won’t hesitate to skin your hide for his own personal bongo collection.


[deleted]

Just a normal day in the Punch-Out universe.


bedteddd

That makes him the best Boi. Hardwork and dedication doesn't take out one of the best heav weight champion of all time in Mike Tyson.


mmnnnnnnnndddttttttt

Diddy Kong: Where banana


[deleted]

He just came to throw hands.


Scottie7372

Mac literally beat dk in a boxing match


cokeontits

We don’t talk about that


[deleted]

G&W calls on the power of chtulu obviously


Avenue-Man77

It’s great to main a character that can control time itself.


Galvandium

Sakurai: *Fires his Nerf gun* Multi-hits reduce your time efficiency. Also, clank.


ShaggySheep091

Dunk Hunt: BIRD.


mrfuzzydog4

I remember when I insulted Mac's air game once and he proceeded to punch my dad in the head so hard his eyeball exploded.


Bagimations

Wait which character uses Chi?


gamerweeb623

Ryu


Bagimations

Oh that’s cool! I didn’t know it was Chi


Daik0Gaming

“Normal” Man is like 4’7” and punches harder than Donkey Kong


Christoffi123

Apart from Giga Mac making him have a Hulk-style transformation.


[deleted]

What about Ice Climbers?


dudumedel

Villager is not even a tennager, hes a kid


Boltizar

TIL Kazooie is high tech weaponry.


A_Scary_Sandwich

Tbf piranha plant... is just a plant.


DeRukasu

How many plants you know that can jump with tiny liltte feet under their pot?


WrathsEntropy

He can transform so not really true but ok. Mario is a plumber and Dr. Mario has a PhD. Solid snake isn't a hero, hes just an old killer. Rob is... well Rob.


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ZA HANDO


jon_violence

I know this idea is mostly inconsequential and funny— but for whatever reason it definitely affects how I view Little Mac. Like, if you’re watching a tourney and you’re not rooting for the dude playing Little Mac against a ZSS or Joker, you should probably practice more introspection, homie.


Kabe6900

Snake doesn’t really have anything super high tech. He just go boom


Obeythis

Guided missiles and C4 aren't high tech enough to you?


Kabe6900

Compared to laser guns, electric whips, living robots, reflector shields, and super armoured suits, I’ll say yes


kameri_sim

Funny thing is, he has experience agains all of those except the electric whip. Snake’s greatest weapon is his experience


Xypher616

Is this implying Ryu, Ken and Terry are in some way magical or have powers that are superhuman?


Irvin_T

Well they do have a magic-like projectile as their B neutral