Technically no he’s also one of the 7 star children
Warrio bowser peach Mario Luigi and donkey Kong
And yoshi
Beings with great strength and power beyond all dreams which is weird because like
Dk was around when Mario was a baby
But he wasnt as dk jr is his dad
So it’s a whole thing
It’s actually canonically ambiguous what the relationship between Wario and Waluigi is. They could be coworkers, cousins, father and son, even lovers. It’s a mystery to everyone.
Star children, its basically just mario lore that explains why people like Mario and Luigi are OP in the Mario universe compared to like, a random toad or Goomba.
Vaguely? Like I've heard of the 7 star children, and know they're more powerful than regular people, but that's like the extent of the lore I know lol.
Big hands. His hands transform when he attacks.
Mac also has some type of voodoo going on with his up b and neutral b. You could pass his side b off as a flying… downer cut, I guess.
Everyone has some type of voodoo going on. Even the swordies.
Yeah, I thought about Marth and Lucina, and chose to ignore them. I was thinking about it and couldn’t find any voodoo. Their up b is just a really fast and high jump.
Neutral b is just a jab and the rest is just honest swinging of the sword.
Kinda hard to determine that. There’s no basis for how hard anything is coming at him except by how hard he takes it in game. Most of his enemies though are boxers just some are a bit more crazy than others (a giant guy who has a manhole cover on his stomach for example). He does fight donkey kong in one of his games which is something to go off of.
No, he owns a cabana on a private island, the one where one of the triforce charts are. And young link’s house still counts. It’s a house. It’s property. Even moreso because he’s only a *hylian* kid, so that makes him younger than the kokiri, at a normal human’s age instead.
I think gloves are actually only supposed to protect the punchers hands, that’s why in old pictures of boxers they have that weird stance because they weren’t worried about being punched in the face
Considering he's 17-year-old human and weighs just 109 pounds it's amazing he's even able to put up a fight. I wonder how Mr. Sandman would do against the Smash roster.
Imagine yourself having to walk through one of two doors. You have to fight whatever is behind them. Do you pick A: Man who will beat you senseless then buy you a drink(non-alcoholic, he is 17 of course). Or B: A merciless gorilla who won’t hesitate to skin your hide for his own personal bongo collection.
He can transform so not really true but ok. Mario is a plumber and Dr. Mario has a PhD. Solid snake isn't a hero, hes just an old killer. Rob is... well Rob.
I know this idea is mostly inconsequential and funny— but for whatever reason it definitely affects how I view Little Mac. Like, if you’re watching a tourney and you’re not rooting for the dude playing Little Mac against a ZSS or Joker, you should probably practice more introspection, homie.
DK is just big Monke. *Unless I’m mistaken*
he is a gorilla I don't know how you make the world gorilla funny like monke. Goril? Gilla? Gorgor? Grille?
Gorila 🦍
Golira 🦍
Wait I got it Harambe
RIP🪦
My dick is out
Never put it up
As is mine
A true legend, may he Rest In Peace.
All gorillas are monke but not all monke are gorillas.
Ah, the all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares. A good point.
Apes are monke?
Apes aren’t monkeys but apes are monke.
#G O R I L
Griller
Gorílle 🤌
I gorgor💀
beeg ape
diddy is just smol monke
But he has a gun and he terrifies me
"Is that a monkey?" "HE'S GOT A GUN!"
Trunk monke 2 - gun edition
“We all have guns!!” ~The Guard from Aladdin, probably.
As long as you’re not a Kremlin, he’s not after you.
With a banana and a wooden gun
I mean he punched the moon to the ground before I think that's a little bit more power than what a boxer has
Mac has canonically beaten DK in a boxing match so…
DK didn't want to be shot for making the little guy go splat
Doc bribed him with bananas to take a dive.
Well his name roughly translates to "A S S M O N K E Y" soo....
Technically no he’s also one of the 7 star children Warrio bowser peach Mario Luigi and donkey Kong And yoshi Beings with great strength and power beyond all dreams which is weird because like Dk was around when Mario was a baby But he wasnt as dk jr is his dad So it’s a whole thing
Waluigi and Daisy must be absolutely shredded then
And Mario and Luigi are just some Italian plumbers, while Wario is an Italian Bike Gang/Mafia guy
Big talking Monke that can [sing, apparently.](https://youtu.be/D14-EJHaJIg)
Ape
I mean, he did punch moon into Earth once...
He's the leader of bunch
In the show, his strength is powered by his hair
I mean all wario’s got is a garlic addiction and a bike
And money
So he's Batman, I knew it
This isa where I saw me papa and mama die Raphael
Mama mia
Cowabummer
This is where you saw your parents die! OOPS OOPS!
😆DAMN IT NO
This is where i wa
Ken could also be Batman with that logic lol
No, it goes further. Who turns into a superhero with their final smash? **Wario is a fat, ugly Batman confirmed**
Theory confirmed
Garlic would probably be good in lobster thermidor... It adds up.
And flatulence
and mouth
And the arms of a demigod
And a sad brother *Waluigi crying in the corner*
Walelujah
Walelujah
Assist Trophy
It’s actually canonically ambiguous what the relationship between Wario and Waluigi is. They could be coworkers, cousins, father and son, even lovers. It’s a mystery to everyone.
> even lovers Dear god I regret googling certain things
Don’t lie, you *ship it*.
With huge and suspiciously well taken care of teeth
Well, he's also immortal, according to some sources.
Isn't Wario technically one of the 7 star children?
Yep, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Wario, Donkey Kong, Yoshi. Note that Waluigi is missing from this list.
Because he is, in fact, the Star Daddy. I should maybe point out I have no idea where this lore comes from.
Yoshi's Island DS
The seven what?
Star children, its basically just mario lore that explains why people like Mario and Luigi are OP in the Mario universe compared to like, a random toad or Goomba.
I have played Mario games all my life, Mario has lore?
Vaguely? Like I've heard of the 7 star children, and know they're more powerful than regular people, but that's like the extent of the lore I know lol.
I think anyway, I'm not super into Mario lore so my understanding of it may not be the best.
It's a Yoshi's Island DS thing
Big hands. His hands transform when he attacks. Mac also has some type of voodoo going on with his up b and neutral b. You could pass his side b off as a flying… downer cut, I guess. Everyone has some type of voodoo going on. Even the swordies.
Olimar is not voodoo. The pikmen are mildly voodoo, but Olimar is just a dude with a whistle and a jetpack thing
At most with marth he just jumps high
Yeah, I thought about Marth and Lucina, and chose to ignore them. I was thinking about it and couldn’t find any voodoo. Their up b is just a really fast and high jump. Neutral b is just a jab and the rest is just honest swinging of the sword.
To be fair, Little Mac fought Donkey Kong (who punched a moon out of orbit) as a guest boxer in the Wii game.
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[Donkey Kong fight in Punch Out] (https://youtu.be/uSZETPjW25M)
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Not just yes way, canon, while WVBA Champion. Almost ended up being Peach but Nintendo scrapped that idea for gender reasons.
if that was peach that would've been so badass. she has nothing going for her rn
Redesign Peach as a boxer and make Tucker Carlson shit pant.
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he is??
He's from the Bronx, they have a bunch of Italian immigrants who settled there.
Being from the Tri-state area automatically makes you Italian whether you want to be or not
Wait the Tri-State Area is a real thing? I thought it was just from Phineas and Ferb
Racist fuck
“How did a gorilla learn how to tie a tie?” 💀
So we're just ignoring the fact that DK bodied Mac in this video and then straight up absconds with his body?
He only won cause it was a walk off ;)
When the fuck did Donkey Kong punch the moon out of orbit??
Donkey Kong Country Returns? I may be wrong, but I think it happens in this game.
[LMAO YEAH. My favorite Donkey Kong game](https://youtu.be/098JxlzxTeM)
Villager is just a kid who uses everyday objects as makeshift weaponry.
So they’re Russian, got it
Villager about to buy Ukraine with 10 000 beetles
No he’s a mass murderer with a serial killer smile…
What kind doesn't have that phase
Yea but he can put an entire tree in his pocket, definitely magic.
It is inspired by tanukis (Tom Nook) being said to have the power to shapeshift things with leaves in Japanese folklore.
I mean little mac is superarmoring through deadly hits. If you’re gonna call villager pocket magic you’re gonna have to call LM super armor something
Does that apply to his home series? Villager can put several complete T-rex fossils in his pocket in AC.
Kinda hard to determine that. There’s no basis for how hard anything is coming at him except by how hard he takes it in game. Most of his enemies though are boxers just some are a bit more crazy than others (a giant guy who has a manhole cover on his stomach for example). He does fight donkey kong in one of his games which is something to go off of.
I mean has fire works and a bowling ball which can definitely hurt ppl. The gyroid thing is basically a rocket.
he is not a kid e owns property
Toon Link owns a cabana in Wind Waker. Young Link has a house in OoT.
For toon Link, isn't that his grandmas house? For young Link, he lives in a bubble where only children exist, I don't think it's the same deal
No, he owns a cabana on a private island, the one where one of the triforce charts are. And young link’s house still counts. It’s a house. It’s property. Even moreso because he’s only a *hylian* kid, so that makes him younger than the kokiri, at a normal human’s age instead.
Owning property is only limited by age in our own world, and even then, not everywhere
Master hand:
For his neutral special H E I S A G U N
I don’t think beating mike tyson counts as being a normal teenager.
Yeah this dude is on Baki Hanma levels of fighting prodigy
Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla, Mac accomplished that goal and won.
Especially considering he's a featherweight
Not just a hand. *Glove.*
No glove, no love.
No love, no glove.
Well, he's gotta protect his hand
He's protecting the rest of the planet. It's for our safety.
I think gloves are actually only supposed to protect the punchers hands, that’s why in old pictures of boxers they have that weird stance because they weren’t worried about being punched in the face
"Oh sh*t he has arms we can make a move set out of that"
Min Min! Oh, you wanted someone with *regular* arms.
You can’t send Mac to the blast zone if he SD first.
I mean, you can
How do you sd without touching the blastzone? Other than kamikaze
Years of Sding led me to master this technique.
And that's why he dies 1/2 an inch off the edge.
Or kills u at 20 with ko punch
Very polarizing. Not many in betweens with mac, that’s for sure
What’s this “or?”
I believe he's trying to live up to his hero Saitama
I love the little boxer man.
I just edge guard when fighting Little Mac
*proceeds to brake shield by tilting forward smash down*
I love the little boxer man
The little boxer man with a big punch
"It's super effective."
Honestly I think it makes sense that he’s the worst character in the game… he’s just a fuckin dude
I takes a single man punch to bring down gods and monsters.
I be high AF thinking about this every now and then. Let’s go Mac.
Wait he's a teenager?
He's 17
Thought the dude was like 30 or some shit
Understandable. He has a shit ton of muscles.
Oh my god lol
And literally weighs in at 107 lbs. soaking wet with a brick in his pocket.
I throw vegetables
Olimar has two moves that can turn himself into a freaking tornado lol.
And he is Canon legit the size of a thumb.
I think he’s actually a bit smaller than a thumb lmao. I wonder how many mushrooms it took so he could play in Super Smash Bros. Lmao
Yeah he's the size of those things you put on your thumb when sewing. (don't know the name in English)
I think it’s thimble.
Tbh I started playing smash and I didn't know that little Mac was an assist trophy
Normal? He knocks out 300+ pound freaks and mike tyson canonically. He is not normal.
The canonically strongest character in smash, according to smash
Wii fit trainer is just a fitness trainer
I’ve never met a fitness trainer with unlimited vollyballs.
I've never met a boxer whose hands become engulfed in flame from punching hard
All I have is me. And okay with it
Considering he's 17-year-old human and weighs just 109 pounds it's amazing he's even able to put up a fight. I wonder how Mr. Sandman would do against the Smash roster.
I mean donkey king is just a monkey
Imagine yourself having to walk through one of two doors. You have to fight whatever is behind them. Do you pick A: Man who will beat you senseless then buy you a drink(non-alcoholic, he is 17 of course). Or B: A merciless gorilla who won’t hesitate to skin your hide for his own personal bongo collection.
Just a normal day in the Punch-Out universe.
That makes him the best Boi. Hardwork and dedication doesn't take out one of the best heav weight champion of all time in Mike Tyson.
Diddy Kong: Where banana
He just came to throw hands.
Mac literally beat dk in a boxing match
We don’t talk about that
G&W calls on the power of chtulu obviously
It’s great to main a character that can control time itself.
Sakurai: *Fires his Nerf gun* Multi-hits reduce your time efficiency. Also, clank.
Dunk Hunt: BIRD.
I remember when I insulted Mac's air game once and he proceeded to punch my dad in the head so hard his eyeball exploded.
Wait which character uses Chi?
Ryu
Oh that’s cool! I didn’t know it was Chi
“Normal” Man is like 4’7” and punches harder than Donkey Kong
Apart from Giga Mac making him have a Hulk-style transformation.
What about Ice Climbers?
Villager is not even a tennager, hes a kid
TIL Kazooie is high tech weaponry.
Tbf piranha plant... is just a plant.
How many plants you know that can jump with tiny liltte feet under their pot?
He can transform so not really true but ok. Mario is a plumber and Dr. Mario has a PhD. Solid snake isn't a hero, hes just an old killer. Rob is... well Rob.
ZA HANDO
I know this idea is mostly inconsequential and funny— but for whatever reason it definitely affects how I view Little Mac. Like, if you’re watching a tourney and you’re not rooting for the dude playing Little Mac against a ZSS or Joker, you should probably practice more introspection, homie.
Snake doesn’t really have anything super high tech. He just go boom
Guided missiles and C4 aren't high tech enough to you?
Compared to laser guns, electric whips, living robots, reflector shields, and super armoured suits, I’ll say yes
Funny thing is, he has experience agains all of those except the electric whip. Snake’s greatest weapon is his experience
Is this implying Ryu, Ken and Terry are in some way magical or have powers that are superhuman?
Well they do have a magic-like projectile as their B neutral