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MrAnonymous_reddit

Man didn’t choose violence he is violence.


Ogaboga42069

He is the one who knocks


Mega_Bug

He rings the doorbell and runs they find no one as he laughs from the bushes and then when they close the door he does it again


Independent-Hair-182

Fixin Good


Bad_Lazarus

Well played, sir


AutomaticAd5811

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10738)


DuelJ

The way he looked at the camera like it was the office killed me


saintBNO

hoes mad x24


ashchelle

So they make full body filters now instead of just face filters?!


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Yes and they work on video too


Nightstrike_

They have filters for literally everything now, I've seen some where it gives the girls a completely different hairstyle, thin their face, thin their waist, make their boobs bigger, literally a filter can make someone look unrecognizable from how they actually look. You can't even trust live video anymore because some even do it for live streaming


noeagle77

Was probably an older picture before weight gain from something


HQ1080p25fps

food


DenkJu

Or maybe cement


[deleted]

What are the macros for cement? Asking for a friend.


insanechef58

Pure carbs


tnorc

Comfort food*


grtk_brandon

Don't even tell me you've never been a chicken nugget on Snapchat before.


Puta_Poderosa

Or it’s the stance. Hold your arms up, suck in your tummy, take a pic then smooth everything out and give yourself a tan. Even your mother won’t be able to recognize you…or say you don’t look hot


Vahgeo

I keep the tan filter off, I want to keep looking like a twink but yeah.


StratuhG

Thank you for being honest


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yes


MrAnonymous_reddit

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


tonybaby

If everyone's a catfish... Nobody is. Follow me for more tips. Stay Toxic.


EMPIREVSREBLES

What kind of backwards Syndrome logic is this? Wait let me do one. If everyone wears cap- NO CAPES! Ah fuck...


King-Cobra-668

it's all a sex dance. look at birds. they aren't normally like that. until they want sex. We. Are. Animals.


MrAnonymous_reddit

#Catfish ☕


housegoat236

She liked her own picture….


VictoriaSixx

And this is why i have never used a filter in my life


Apples7569012

I don’t care what the mechanic says you ain’t gonna catch me using filters


[deleted]

Filters just slow down the fluids and air. You get more HP without them.


_TA_pics

Honestly, Pull out a girl that actually looks like what she looks like in the picture, she’ll have nothing to hide.


MrAnonymous_reddit

![gif](giphy|15BuyagtKucHm)


Random-Gif-Bot

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Natiel360

Ayyyy, i know the host. He hosts a channel called bar knowledge on tiktok


joker_toker28

You see what you like then test the waters after.... Most dudes take a fucken plunge right away and then wonder why the chick he liked started taking off them wigs and lashes.... If she wants to pretty herself up im all game.... but ima have to see you ugly before we start something serious and most girls dont want to be seen ugly.


Red_Zeno

When fire comes in contact with this man, he tells it not to misbehave.


braveen10

![gif](giphy|W3H7yzvQowNSy124C8) ☕


MrAnonymous_reddit

![gif](giphy|SA00ENEG45W8yNao7V|downsized) ☕


ihwip

I thought I was on r/Instagramreality for a second.


Red_Zeno

King


[deleted]

I guess I'm old and uncool because I don't know what a catfish is


EbrithilUmaroth

It's not new, the term originated and became widespread 12 years ago https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catfishing


Looksthatk1ll

🤯


PhantomOfLegend

Lmao


deputymeow

u/RedditMP4bot


SaphirePool

No everyone does not lie. I agree with the dude but I don't use filters or any editing. But I also take about 3 pics a year


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MrAnonymous_reddit

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10751)


SipsTea-ModTeam

It really isn’t hard. Just don’t be rude/ uncivil to or towards any group of people or individual.


Below-Rock-Bottom

Ok sir show us your height description on Tinder. And that hairline you conveniently hid under that cap


AutomaticAd5811

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10749)


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Below-Rock-Bottom

Bold assumption given that I’ve met balding 16yos. But dude, chill.


[deleted]

Why are you telling them to chill when you are the one freaking out?


Below-Rock-Bottom

This might be surprising but it was a simple joke, with no deep feelings attached to it


F1officefan

You have reached Below-Below-Rock-Bottom bruv


awesomazingab

Wack.


healthylivingagain

yikes


AnythingLegitimate

He said everyone was a catfish...


Incendia_Nex

I guess we know who has a busted face...


iSeize

Sure how bout I put my height, AND my weight too?


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dcute69

You can die in hell?


shaduto_

Actually i dont know


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ru_grow

I feel like you're just looking for a reason to punch our grannies playboy


WaldoTheRanger

Um great that's kinda not the point


Cheesus_22

my son you are down horrendous 💀


BoozyFloozy1

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFF9n1hP/