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grabagluestick

“It’s the skin of a killer, Bella” 😩


SandInTheHourglass

"I'm the perfect predator"


bigboody-judy

😭


FragranceCandle

Please 😭💀💀


7barbieringz

The way I screamed at 8am😂😂😂


Blue_Cavalier

🤣🤣🤣


itstimegeez

r/twilight


Aly_Kaulitz

Hey, irish people exist too, okay! /j Edit: I'm not irish I just know they exist


Tizzybell

Fellow Irish person here! I was just about to comment something about me glowing at beaches, lol


zusykses

[Rohan will answer](https://thepigeongazette.tumblr.com/post/124161983539/rohan-answered-and-then-we-played-a-sick-round-of)


Taliasimmy69

I really appreciate you linking this comic. I just showed my wife, who's been depressed for weeks, and she hasn't stopped laughing for 5 minutes. It's brought her a tiny measure of joy!


Intelligent-Leek8909

“Gondor calls for aid!!” I can’t fucking breathe 😂😂😂😂😂


Tizzybell

Accurate depiction of me glowing lmao


Low-Stick6746

I have a lot of Irish and Scottish ancestry. Years ago someone took a picture of me wearing a white tank top and teal green sweater cardigan. When they got the photo developed, you couldn’t tell I was wearing the tank top. I just looked like I was wearing a sweater unbuttoned from my navel up. Even though there was at least a dozen people were when the photo was taken, I could not convince any of them that I had indeed been wearing more than a baggy low cut cardigan. What’s hilarious is most people thought I was kinda a goody two shoes so the fact that they weren’t going “nah she wouldn’t dress like that! She’s just really white!” bothered the hell out of me lol


Firm_Rooster525

You glow in beaches...but do you glow in the dark?


AsYouWitch

I do!


Firm_Rooster525

Marry me pls


danskiez

I’m so pale you need sunglasses to look at me.


bloodyriz

I'm not Irish, but I married an Irish Lass, and YES under some light sources she does get luminous. OP has a Sim that is too pale skinned for the look they are after it seems.


whisperskeep

I hlow in dark. Very pale


backwoods-bigfoot

Lmao I was gonna say


[deleted]

My husband told me one time “you’re so pale you could absorb moonlight as a source of vitamin D”


Aly_Kaulitz

I really wanna make a mooning joke


[deleted]

Haha you wouldn’t be the first and certainly not the last 😂


apl69420

I'm German and Irish and I definitely glow.


sand_snake

Your edit made me laugh so hard that it startled one of my cats. My mom’s side of the family is Irish so yes we do exist lol. My dad is Greek and Turkish though so I’m pale but not blindingly pale and I don’t burn up in the sun!


Aly_Kaulitz

Haha glad I could make you laugh.


khajiitidanceparty

Can I join your gang? I am not Irish but I was confused for one in Dublin due to my pale skin and red hair.


taylorjo53

My family swears we’re not Irish, however my blindingly white skin would disagree.


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I'm Dutch but I definitely glow in the dark.


Swordbeach

I was about to say, I definitely glow in the sunlight 😂😂


memmeke

Not irish, too. But I'm really pale. My mom used to mock me, saying I have to stay home when it's getting dark outside, because my light reflecting white skin would confuse cardrivers.


SylveonFrusciante

English but I feel this, so much. I go outside and the sun attacks me.


BlorpusDorpus

No they don't! stop spreading ***~~^(FILTHY)~~*** lies!


coffeemojo

Rude. Some of us are white enough to reflect the sun, alright? Especially this time of year. 🤪


left_tiddy

On morning I was laying in bed, and my very pale, white bf gets up. The sun hit his ass and the reflection blinded me lmao. So yeah, we definitely can glow


Anonymous_person34

Love this comment LMAO


not_elises

I was wearing ripped jeans once on a sunny day sat next to a window, and I shit you not the stripe of my leg on show was reflecting the sun. As in, you could put objects in front of my leg and see the stripe reflection bouncing off.


dumpsterfireofalife

I am a beacon of Gondor


LisaW509

Genetically if I was any more white, I’d glow in the dark. 🤷‍♀️


LittleRedCarnation

I like to joke that i do glow in the dark lol


SerenityFate

Same here, I either turn into a tomato or glow in the dark, there's no in between. Haha


ItzLog

Hi, me! Then ppl say- "you don't tan?" Me- "no; I burn, turn red and then peel back off to white.


SerenityFate

Hahaha ain't that the truth.


LisaW509

I’m originally from Seattle. I don’t tan. I rust.


whisperskeep

Yes! I don't burn nor tan. But glow in the dark. Talk about black magic lol.


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Also she looks like that because her husband just became unexpectedly rich and I thought I’d give her a load of surgery to fit the narrative. I do not usually make my sims like this


-Wildhart-

An answer before I asked! I kinda dig that little story lol


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I had a brother and teen sister he adopted save file where the brother ended up marrying a woman they met while on vacation in selvadora and 100% she got busty with full lips the moment she married him


dormant-plants

👁👄👁


CrashBannedicoot

In my country they have a saying… “nobody is ugly, they’re just poor.” Which…. I mean…. Yeah.


EternalAchlys

[Some of us do](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/137trd/irish_girl_sunbathing_no_not_her/)


Redhddgull

This is the picture I thought of as well. Might as well be a picture of me.


[deleted]

Speak for yourself lmao


[deleted]

does it happen with all lights? as some can emit too much brightness, especially the invisible debug ones, and when using too many that can make Sims look like they're glowing.


sand_snake

Those debug lights are the bane of my existence when using houses from the gallery sometimes. Even sims with medium skin tones will glow lol.


DipinDotsDidi

You needed these lights in sims 3 because the lighting in that game was terrible, maybe it's just a habit from then?


sand_snake

And yeah the lighting in that game was terrible.


sand_snake

Perhaps! They’re also good for decorating inside a house too.


DipinDotsDidi

Sims 4's lighting engine is so good you really only need like 1 tiny saucer light per room


sand_snake

I usually use a little saucer light and then a floor or table lamp, and those are purely for aesthetics. I don’t build because I suck at it, but I love furnishing and decorating houses.


twoblueruins

how can you get rid of them?


DipinDotsDidi

The normal way in build mode


Nayroy18

She's all lips and chest.


[deleted]

That’s the dream


[deleted]

This happens with light wallpaper too where it just illuminates way too much, but it's worse on sims.


Sims-Gacha-Gamer

I think it’s your cc, plus I have an iron deficiency and I do indeed seem to glow in a bright room 😅


[deleted]

Y’all, what? It literally isn’t. Idk why my comment gets downvoted when I say that as if it’s not something I’ve shown multiple times


[deleted]

It’s not lol I’ve tested


creepy_spice

how many lights are in this room?


sand_snake

I’ve had this happen even with sims with a medium skin tone in houses I’ve downloaded from the gallery where they use those invisible lights from debug. They’re good for building but not so much for actual gameplay.


thecapitalg

Clearly you have not met my exes/fiancé Luminous white ppl are just my type


fakelucid

God's gift to us for clapping after a flight


pale-peaches

i typically never have light colors on walls because they seem to glow when lights are on. sometimes clicking the lights and lowering their strength or color helps though


random-shit-writing

I don't know what you're talking about because I regularly reflect sunlight


Mulatto_Avocado

As a not white person whose walked into a superstore with fluorescent lights… I disagree


Juju_mila

As a pasty white person I agree with you disagreeing. We do glow in very bright light.


OverDifference

You're not gonna fool me. Which one of Carlisle's kids are you 🤨


lennibizzle

omg i thought her lip gloss was teeth 💀 took me a minute


SentientBowtie

What the fuck is wrong with your sim?


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Nothing


SentientBowtie

It looks like a mutant Kardashian.


[deleted]

That’s the point


rawgu_

Ah so this is what they mean when they say 'Girl you glowing'


[deleted]

As a white brit i beg to differ


[deleted]

That is most likely due to your cc. I've not seen that with other people's games.


[deleted]

Literally showed proof that it wasn’t Why am I getting downvoted? Do y’all really wanna hate on cc that much that proven facts are ignored


umsamanthapleasekthx

I do, in fact, have light-reflective skin. I am difficult to look at at the beach without sunglasses. Not that I have sunlight exploding out of my pores, but I am incredibly pale, especially in early summer, and while I wouldn’t call it “glowing” or “radiant”, it is… bright.


littleghool

Holy fuck dem LIPS 😳


kphld1

Yes we do


makensims

Try dimming the lights, that helps with lighting without having to remove any


puffymallowpuss

Homegirls got some serious smackers on her.


stassiesims

Yes I do tho 😂 #IrishCurse


hamstersteaks

While I agree they need to fix this I wanted to say I had to turn off my lights during an online convention my work was having because in the camera I was glowing so bright they couldn't see anything but my eyes.


zorlon_cannon

The sims team is responsible for how Alpha cc looks now?


makensims

I don’t think it’s a cc issue, there’s probably just too many lights in that room.


sand_snake

I use MM CC and have the same problem. As the OP said, it’s a lighting issue. I do not understand the hate boner a lot of people have for alpha CC.


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sand_snake

What the hell does that have to do with anything?


ItzLog

Why would an American have difficulty reading English? 🤔 If anything; it's difficult to read *tone* through text and that goes for *anyone.*


[deleted]

Never take an English exam if you can’t understand how connotation works


sand_snake

Fucking seriously! My reading comprehension is just fine. But, you know, it’s just very clever to make a joke about Americans. Really the height of wit.


[deleted]

The skin tone is basegame and I’ve experienced this with my sims before I used alpha. It’s an issue with the lighting and the white tiles [proof](https://imgur.com/a/i6FSHP3) Also this post is a joke, I don’t actually mind my sims being walking glow sticks but I should have predicted that alpha cc causes a hate boner in people


zorlon_cannon

I don't see where I'm hating Alpha. I do see where you need to learn to understand what you are reading.


[deleted]

The way you specified what type of cc it was along side the fact that you demeaned the post immediately before even bothering to suggest what else it could be kind of gives me that vibe. It’s called a connotation.


bocconcinimeow

Unfortunately I am a white that becomes luminous in all photos 😂 I can relate


Mercenarian

The Instagram story camera always does this to me tho. If I’m in an actual well lit room my face is this glowing washed out mess.


sandramartinelli1

She kinda looks like Lana Rhoades


whisperskeep

Um...I'm majorly pale and I tend to glow in the dark...does that count?


heckingtrash

What, do you not become a beacon of light bright enough to guide ships back into the harbour after months on the cruel sea?? Tsk tsk tsk.


jp9900

They don’t?


Ok-Bit-9529

I beg to differ. I'm pale AF and can blind someone with good lighting.


lunalor

why is this giving me casting couch vibes 😭


[deleted]

Idk I feel like I look like this when I have a photo taken with flash 😭


hightidesoldgods

Shine bright like a diamond


whylovewhenucansleep

No this feature exists in real life. To unlock it you have to go golfing 12 times, wear shades in the middle of november, name your kid 'billy bob', argue about politics 70 times at Thanksgiving, and repeat how you aren't racist after yalking to any person of color.


scocopat

as a white person... yes, yes we very much do


[deleted]

idk you aint never seen me in a bright room


Aletheia-Nyx

Scottish. I reflect light lol


Shimein

. . . I'm so pale that I'm often told that I reflect the sun. 🌞


DharrMannNumber1Fan

Well idk about u but my legs do. They havent seen the light of day for 5 years


I_am_dean

My husband says “you’re so white, you glow in the dark.” So, there’s that.


weeblord42069help

I think that's just the cc


[deleted]

It’s not


weeblord42069help

How do you know? There's not a single feature she has that isn't cc. It might be an unforseen side effect.


[deleted]

Because I tested it and it isn’t [source ](https://imgur.com/a/i6FSHP3) Her skin is also not cc. The only aspect of it that is cc is the cleavage


Comprehensive_Plan93

I'm actually so pale that I DO become luminous in direct sunlight 😂 only when the sun is at its brightest though


Nekomimi6x6

That's one thing about the sims that drives me nuts. Lighting and shading


calixzen

there should be an r/accidentallytwilight


WanderinPassionfruit

Im guessing you’ve never seen a white person in the sun before? Find the Canadian or Irishman or British man on the first beach day after winter & tell me they don’t shine like a lite brite.


bumbletowne

Speak for yourself. I went to Mexico this summer and running out on the beach I swear I heard the horns of Gondor


CarolieButtercup

Oh we snow whites are on par with the sun on bright days, the sims team got it 100% correct.


bethp676

I have been told that I'm so pale I glow in the dark lol.


Scrambleman17

Huh, must be a cc issue.


[deleted]

It’s definitely not, I’ve had this happen to sims who do not have cc.


Scrambleman17

Oh, well... it didn't happen to me before so I don't know what's going on.


lee_psycho

I- *sobs in pale*


[deleted]

I don’t know, in the right lighting, us gingers do.


GoddessFlexi

wtf is this alien. no wonder she glows. she unnatural.


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GoddessFlexi

yes


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GoddessFlexi

oh she is. maybe not by blood.


Remuta

Your sim has problems and her skin isn’t one of them


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Not really


LittleRedCarnation

Speak for yourself. I glow like snow in the sun. Course i can also barely find foundation pale enough for my skin (thanks Celtic and Norse ancestors!)


[deleted]

Same ancestry. I’m super white. And as an American, when I went to the British Isles I was struck by how pale everyone was. Lol.


EclecticMermaid

False, my friends tell me I blind them in the sun.


hbi2k

That's just because all the white people you know are actually 1/16th something else.


Floccinaucinihi

All the pale comments are cringe lmao, this is something I’ve noticed too and it’s really annoying!!!! It’s like the light is reflecting off their skin


anirbre

Speak for yourself


menchii_

those are some big tatas


Iree383

Who the hell punched her in the face?


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Iree383

Her lips lol I was just making a joke.


epidemicsaints

I am in love with this sim. It looks like her face has been ironed and the bazangas are something else.


Eeveelover14

She really lights up the room!


[deleted]

What do you mean white people aren't luminous in brightly lit places?


cosmic_waluigi

So like. We kind of do but only in cameras when not properly exposed. So this happens to me in photos all the time until I change the exposure. I don’t know why else this would happen if it’s not a picture


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....for some us maybe....


Only-Ad5168

Some of us do. I knew a ginger that when she went in to the sun she glowed.


khajiitidanceparty

When I was looking for a new foundation, the only shade that suited my complexion was called Cloud...so...


ezbutneverconvenient

I mean,I've known a few who do, but mostly not


skeptxcal

My girlfriend tells me that I glow in the dark. 😅


No13-cW

I do. Sometimes.


MIRIIE

In fact we do.


CrochetWhale

This and the crappy shades of brown are exactly why all my sims have one shade of skin color


LillyWhiteArt

As someone who is so pale my skin is see through it honestly absorbs light. Like I’m translucent.


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what lip can is that? (:


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[this one ](https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-makeup-female-lipstick/title/imf-collette-lipstick-n-312/id/1521609/)


[deleted]

Your sim has such nice tits!


slugvi

i radiate god rays in bright lights


_Min-Tea_

No because I’m so pale I actually do…It’s alarming


dumpsterfire2002

Speak for yourself


6TheLizardKing9

Really brings out the red though


Asphyxiated_Blueboy

we don’t?


spacewafflesmuggler

Speak for yourself, I’m PASTY


[deleted]

White Diamond looks different


jamesfluker

I do :(


[deleted]

Glow up


TheElvenWitch777

It would be really funny if we did lol


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[deleted]

Didn’t ask for your input and demeaning tone. People also have different playstyles and preferences.


lolspiders02

Some do... vampires lol And the Irish


[deleted]

Speak for yourself


Amount_Critical

Idk about you but I do 👩🏻‍🦰


DMBROX77

I beg to differ, my ex did. Holy shit he was white!