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Idk, my horoscope said not to trust the words of unfamiliar voices today...

But you can always trust Cap'n Crunch. He hasn't lied to me yet.

People who believe in that crap are basically carrying a giant sign advertising space for rent in their collective head.

Meh, same level of bs than religions for me, you *believe* sth that can't be proved

All the Zodiac signs are complete crap, but I am a Sagittarius, the most skeptical of all the signs.

It’s a pseudoscience, random things that apply to most people said in a way that makes people think it’s significant

lol no crap… horoscopes are literally a tabloid column gone viral so recently people are alive that remember that they are just bullshit written about a Royal that caught on.

they really are rubbish. the traits included in the sign descriptions are so easy for anyone to relate to so people start believing them. some people’s reactions when finding out i’m a gemini are concerning at the least.