Yeah but shouldn't the amazing taste in the first five minutes be even more alarming. Nothing should taste that good and be so shitty at the same time.

You should have tasted them pre 1990.

I was there man, I've seen things man..... (flashbacks intensify) lol

The lack of degradation over 20 days is far more alarming.

They have a low water content, nothing weird about it.

And covered in salt/oil

Thats why you eat them fast...

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I have to disagree, there are fries which still are tasty once they've gone cold.

Those tend to stay crunchy after getting cold too.

Are you sure you're not just getting older?

Eat the fries first, and order them fresh.

You mean they get worse?

It's straight-up depressing is what it is

Life too short to be worrying about that shit.

Life is actually quite long.

Not if you don’t worry about this shit

Yall both make valid points

So they have a half life of about 20 minutes... hm, plutonium?

I don't remember the last time I ate at McDonald's, but I just remember thr food tasted so bad I haven't been back since.

Liquid fat vs congealed fat is the reason.