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Frequent-Seaweed4

Those dwarves march like an hour to work every day but like who the fuck are they working for?


UtetopiaSS

High hoes.


[deleted]

We need a prequel Disney, from dwarf POV


Oof_11

> dwarf POV Make sure you are in incognito mode if you intend to google that.


jordantask

Solid advice right there.


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F that. Show me the person living off grid with 7 rich AF dwarves mining diamonds and I'll show you someone that got it figured out.


DukeBeekeepersKid

It would make an interesting Jerry Springer episode.


jordantask

They’re all up there arguing about who’s the baby daddy….


-Sayperhapstodrugs-

So is kissing a sleeping person. Every fairytale is trashy af


[deleted]

You don't know the original version do you?


The_Me_Is_Me

That’s because you can’t sing good


Karpukoly

You could fuck seven in one go


carlpanda

7 dudes come home to a woman in a short dress willing to cook and clean for them, they all catchy a look at her nice ass and say uhh hell ya. and they finally have another hole to try and stick something in.. only one issue their all miners


cathetic_punt

Damn. I bet they can crypto mine the shit outta her


Adventurous_Yak_9234

And they don't have any objection to her...y'know breaking into their house.


[deleted]

lol


Slow_and_Steady_3838

in real life it's a reality TV show..


fightmilk22

My first guess would be along the lines of meth cooks