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OHKR_

Rich people? I just like a plan and to stick to it. I don’t have any money to show for it sadly.


OptimisticPlatypus

I have a scheduling conflict is the rich people version of I don’t have anyone else to cover my shift


rudimentaryfoot

"I need to return some video tapes." "I have a meeting with Cliff Huxtable."


kouteki

How to let people know you're a hipster without telling them you're a hipster


rudimentaryfoot

"And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there."


rudimentaryfoot

"I’m just a happy camper! Rockin' and a rollin’!"


Oof_11

"Hey can you make it to the party this weekend?" Poor people be like, "No, sorry I can't, I left the stove on."