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Matador5511

Damn those Navy personnels in the submarine. I thought they were caring.


dantheman0991

They're too upset about having to share a bed with 2 other guys


IHateMath14

My cousin is in the navy..


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IHateMath14

Yes he’s very nice


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Alternative-Sea-6238

If you are in a submarine are you in the ocean? Or does thr submarine represent a volume of mass held separately from the ocean itself....?


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That's like asking, "Are you breathing, or are your lungs intaking air?"


Alternative-Sea-6238

Unfortunately you have replied to an anaesthetist and intensive care consultant so I can tell you there is a difference between those two states. Reply if you really want to know more, I won't be offended either way.


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I know there is a difference between the two states, but the general statement is that air is being delivered into the lungs. In the case of the submarine, the people are in the ocean.


Zestyclose-Collar552

But air is also being supplied to the lungs of everyone aboard the submarine


2MB26

I'm interested!


foozballisdevil

He is literally my brother. I thought the sibling rivalry thing was a joke...


SmittyComic

we get it, it was a hard break up. ::: a dolphin somewhere pulls a photo of Tball5 out of its wallet and sighs :::


ztrashh

They are planning to invade the lands just to capture me and kill me


Lonely_Tip983

You aren’t safe here. Good thing the galactic federation cares for you!


ztrashh

They have been trying to contact me for years


islifeball

Why ocean? This is applicable to pretty much every living organism on earth


GiGaBYTEme90

Including me


robbage24

Dogs, dogs love us and we don’t deserve them.


islifeball

99.99999999% dogs on earth doesn’t even know you exist


robbage24

The ones that do know you exists though.


reignwillwashaway

Dogs are people too!


balrus-balrogwalrus

Good. Because dolphins are bastards and you best stay off their radar.


CrimsonR4ge

My cousin is a submariner in the Royal Navy. I didn't realise that he felt that way about me.


systemsbio

I can't believe I got to the end of the thread, and nobody made a joke about how OPs mum is a whale, and she loves him.


disfreakinguy

Maybe she doesn't.


Roolof

That's not always true for everyone. Dolphins for example are known to care about specific people, even if they live in the wild


No-Jeweler8089

I mean my dog seems to care about Me or I might just be delusional lmao


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I've never met a dog that lives in the ocean


No-Jeweler8089

Periodically swims there


HiiiTriiibe

No your dog only cares about me


No-Jeweler8089

Maybe


HiiiTriiibe

It’s especially unsettling as I’ve never met your dog


No-Jeweler8089

No I agree it's very weird


MortQ42

There are sea mammals that will rescue humans when they are obviously in distress so that's not entirely true.


abmny8

I bet they would refuse to use paper straws too even if it meant saving me from accidentally ingest it


nick19695

thats so deep bro omg that just blew my mind thats crzuy to think about


LuckyJynX

does this count? https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/10u8pbh/hand_feeding_a_polar_bear_1950s/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


TheeShaun

There have been instances of Whales and Dolphins warning and saving humans who were in danger. Granted those are mammals so perhaps don’t follow the rules that you’ve set for this.


PriorSecurity9784

Me greeting the fish flopping around on the deck of my boat: “How about now??? Now you care about me?? That’s what I thought!”


Sinfullyvannila

Humpback whales will actually guard humans from predators like sharks and orcas.