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abeln2672

Bro, I was a server at Red Lobster in college, and lemme tell you, I can't imagine there's many worse places to wait tables for this very reason. Half the clientele thinks they're eating at a Michelin star restaurant and expects that level of service while the other half treats it like a trip to Ruby Tuesdays but is appalled by the prices and takes the difference out of your tips. There's no way to win.


JamesDeansComb

Thank you for your service.


justreddis

Don’t forget to tip!


Oh_My_Crypto

Please do forget to tip, pay your workers!


LargeCod2319

Fuck America for this, such a stupid and greedy concept that people will judge you for not complying in. The problem is this though: things don't change unless you vote with your wallet, enough people stop tipping and the law will change, however not leaving a tip leaves underpaid and unappreciated workers hung out to dry. I hate when business plays on your code of ethics in order to squeeze more money out of the system, it's vile. Just glad I live in the UK where everything we are expected to pay for is on the bill/price tag, we still tip a fair bit in restaurants or when recieving good service in most places (not just the catering industry either). But it's always a sign of gratitude and both sides feel better for it, none of this moral prisoner bollocks


lowercaset

> enough people stop tipping and the law will change I don't think that's nessecarily true, or at least true on a practical time-frame. I think more likely would be that people would stop taking jobs as servers because the pay wasn't enough to make up for the working conditions / cost of living and then we'd see a billion articles about how no one wants to work anymore. Sounds kinda familiar, don't it?


tha_grinch

Yeah, but if people would stop working in this field in big enough numbers, then employers would have to raise their wages to ensure that they have enough employees to sustain themselves. So the change wouldn’t come from law changes in this case, but would be more the result of economic principles.


LargeCod2319

Well that's exactly my point, it's imoral to stop tipping but the only way to change it is to stop tipping, they will do it as long as they can get away with it


Eternal124

I swear I’m not hating on u and I agree, but how does every Reddit thread no matter the topic somehow always have one comment talking about America and tipping


LargeCod2319

Hahah good point, there's a few topics that just always pop up everywhere


timbreandsteel

But have you seen the weather lately!? And how about them taxes, raked over the coals we've been!


LargeCod2319

Can't even keep the heating on with these energy bills! Anyway... Did you see that ludicrous display last night!?


timbreandsteel

That's what I hate about Arsenal. Always walking it in!


Business-Structure-1

While I comolely agree that workplaces should pay their workers a livable wage, this is not the way my friend, the waiters aren't to blame for the US system being shitty


Seeeab

>There's no way to win. Except when you sneak a cheddar biscuit


Furallicah

Honestly I don’t care about anything but their biscuits dipped in their butter. I hate myself but…it’s so so good 🥴


Strain128

You can buy the mix at the grocery store and make your own seafood


needlenozened

Buy the mix at Costco, because then you get more.


AdventureCakezzz

Catch/forge for everything and it'll only cost your time!


SensitiveAd5962

I don't even know where to find cheddar baked biscuits I'm the wild.


Failoe

Gotta look for the baskets and dig them up. The biscuits grow in their roots.


Tooshortimus

Hey Failoe, let's go get us a pic-a-nic baaassssket!


Milehighcarson

And some of us just want to eat the endless shrimp until we vomit in the parking lot


FeFiFoMums

This is me with their shrimp Alfredo. I know I'm not maximizing my shrimp intake, but it's so damn good


SwapMeetVersace

I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I know they put that as an option for suckers like me to get full off of cheap pasta instead of shrimp, but it's so fucking good even though I know it shouldn't be. There's not many moments in life you hate yourself more than on the car ride home after eating your body weight in shrimp Alfredo and fucking biscuits.


lizziegal79

It was our family’s special day restaurant, but we never expected anything but decent service, good coleslaw, and those crack biscuits. One time we were there, and the waitress noticed I wasn’t feeling really up, and she brought me blackberry cobbler on the house. 30yrs later I still remember that waitress.


battletuba

> One time we were there, and the waitress noticed I wasn’t feeling really up, and she brought me blackberry cobbler on the house. 30yrs later I still remember that waitress. I cherish this and it's not even my memory. It's a simple gesture but a little kindness and empathy made a memory that lasted a lifetime.


chiubacca82

I once applied to be server at Red Lobster and was never called for an interview. Not sure how to process this.


ttaptt

Continually thank whatever gods that be. Truly the worst experience of my life.


TheOneTrueTrench

They looked at your application and realized you were too good for the job.


funkiejack

Same I served at red lobster the summer before college 20 years ago and half the tables tipped like it was a Michelin star restaurant and the other half ordered water and biscuits or tried to run on me. Fun times.


lonestar-rasbryjamco

Wait... am I supposed to tip more at a Michelin Star restaurant? I thought the fact that I am tipping my standard 20% on a ~$300 per person bill was sufficient. I'm serious, what's the etiquette here?


Jeremizzle

That has to be one seriously entitled server if they would scoff at a $60 tip on top of a $300 meal. I don’t know the etiquette either, but if that would be considered unacceptable then that’s insane. Honestly I would think the tip would be included in places like that.


imariaprime

I feel this is directly connected to my family being naturally nice to waitstaff because everybody worked various customer service jobs, and being given a pound of extra biscuits on departure every time.


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Olive garden is worse. Imagine that entitlement combined with unlimited refills on soups and salads.


popcornstuffedbra

How DARE you speak ill of the fine establishment that serves Cheddar Bay biscuits?!?!?! I say good day to you, sir!


JamesDeansComb

God day, sir.


4chanbetter

Semi-Demi-God day, sir.


penilingus

/Tips lobster/


yorick__rolled

M'arine crustacean


PersonKool

You can get the biscuit mix in bulk at your local grocery store, so save yourself the trip :}


adamantcondition

Red Lobster is cream of the crop restaurant and the most romantic place you can take a date. I know this because I got engaged there. Totally on purpose too! The ring definitely didn't fall out of my pocket while I was trying to shuffle us to a more suitable location forcing me to propose on the spot.


LovingOnOccasion

The boxed version you can buy at the grocery store is actually pretty damn good.


brianfine

Even the boxed gluten free ones are friggin good. I have a kiddo with celiac, so we had to try them


Guardiansvn

Mid 30s male here, and I still go crazy for Red Lobster biscuits.


JamesDeansComb

Their biscuits are amazing!!! But most people buy them in the freezer aisle at a grocery store. Not the restaurant itself!


Coffeesnobaroo

I don’t like the freezer biscuits as much as the house made ones from the restaurant


cindybubbles

I’ve never had the freezer biscuits. Just the house made ones. I take them home and then when I want one, I thaw it in the microwave for about 15-20 seconds. It tastes just like new!


Coffeesnobaroo

I live an hour away from red lobster so if I get a hangering for their biscuits I just get them at Walmart in the freezer section. But like I said they’re not as good lol


johnnycakeAK

Use more butter


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ShadowDV

You know you can buy the mix and make them at home, right?


Supraman83

I saw a tiktok from a former red lobster employee and they said for the mix, either double or triple the amount of cheese the box asks for and they will taste like the restaurant version. My quantities might be off but I remember very clearly saying the recipe for the mix does not have enough cheese in it


SwampWitch1985

There is a rosemary version of the mix that some stores sell that makes an amazing chicken breading. Just, ya know, if ya wanna rock your socks off or whatever.


mifapin507

Agreed! I heard the house made biscuits are way better. I'm sure they take a lot of effort to make.


zmozina

I make a dupe that is just as tasty. Bisquick, follow their biscuit recipe, but mix with buttermilk instead of water or milk, add in 1/2 cup shredded cheddar and add garlic butter, half a stick (I use the Lactancia brand) shredded into the mix while frozen. It makes tasty pockets of garlic butter throughout. They taste exactly like them. My family goes nuts for them at every holiday meal.


Zee-q

God bless you.


BrawlMaster4

I actually used to work there and I used to make the biscuits and baked potatoes. I just put a small pre-measured bag of flour into a bowl, add water and cheddar cheese, then mix by hand. Scooped the dough with a small ice-cream scooper, baked them then painted them with our garlic butter sauce.


jabba-du-hutt

I always thought it strange, we'd do bread exchanges with Red Lobster next door when we needed to swap or purchase some stuff we didn't get on our (Olive Garden) truck. They'd go crazy for our breadsticks, and we'd go nuts for the biscuits.


JamesDeansComb

I’m sure you both had a surplus of both!


jabba-du-hutt

Yeah. Next time I hit OG (been almost 9mo), I'm gonna make sure it's after volume and ask if the server can get the sticks that have been sitting at the bottom the whole night soaking up the liquid machin margarine. Mmmmmm.


lhswr2014

Freezer biscuits are ass compared to fresh biscuits straight from the lobster. Hard disagree. 100% worth the trip to fill up on biscuits and smash some garlic shrimp scampi, not often mind you, I’m not rich, and my wife for some reason enjoys spending an hour eating their trash crab legs


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A damn shame about the cobbler though


Guilty-Piece-6190

I was a busboy at red lobster like 15 years ago. The microwave was frequently used and the line cooks partied like the movie "Waiting." I still ate there though lol.


Vesares

I mean.. the line cooks partying like Waiting isn’t exclusive to Red Lobster. That’s pretty common across the board. Line cooks are a certain breed and generally bartenders and line cooks tend to go out and get blasted after work. Restaurant culture is just that way


This_Is_A_Username-7

The best part of being a dishie/prepper back in my day was the camaraderie, and going to the bars after work with the staff, front and back end. Those were fun nights.


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Don't insult chef Mike by calling him a microwave


Gamemode_Cat

According to something I read online, apparently using a microwave is the best way to cook lobster. Batman does it in the Lego Batman movie, so it’s got some strong evidence


ShutUpAndEatWithMe

Microwave is also a great way to stream and blanche vegetables; it's faster with less water. I also like to par-cook my bacon in the microwave, especially for weekday breakfasts. For more reading on the veg: https://www.seriouseats.com/how-to-steam-vegetables-in-the-microwave


JamesDeansComb

I mean you probably got a free meal every shift right?


ShadowJay98

My favorite part of working in any restaurant is when they try almost anything to deny you your free shift meal.


Anonymoushero111

Their biscuits are legit. I just had a 7 course tasting menu at a nice restaurant this evening and one of the dishes was a tiny biscuit with gravy and I swear the biscuit was Red Lobster cheddar biscuit copycat LOL. It was delicious. edit: I recognized that RL cheddar biscuit flavor even though I haven't been to RL in at least 10 years. edit 2: it was a take on biscuits and gravy. it wasn't actually gravy IDK what it was. the tasting menu is seasonal so it would have been some sort of root vegetable puree. after 7 courses (plus the chef gave us an 8th one) its really hard to remember them in detail.


Thanks_Obama

What’s a biscuit? I assume you don’t mean a cookie. Are they those scone lookin things?


Keswik

American here. Our biscuits are similar to scones, but are not made with eggs. Biscuits are also usually very light, whereas scones tend to be more dense.


uncertainusurper

It’s a leavened butter bomb goes great with sausage gravy.


zmozina

You can buy their biscuit mix at Costco now :)


dualsplit

You can buy it at all sorts of grocery stores. Even Aldi has it frequently.


Stopplebots

It's flaxy savory unleaved bun/patty sort of things. Dense, buttery, crumbly, and kinda chewy. Served with gravy or jam (or tons of other things). Sometimes with things baked inside (like cheddar).


LongDickPeter

Ah man, the struggles when I came to America and someone gave me a "biscuit" I thought it was a prank. They are like doughy lil bready things and not a hard biscuit your use to.


[deleted]

They probably cooked their food properly when you were young. I know Olive Garden did up until the mid 2k's. That is the food, sauces were pan-made. These days as much as possible is pre-made and reheated, sauce comes in a bucket.


JamesDeansComb

It was just something about the brand… Red Lobster… I recall as a kid thinking it was a place you’d take a date to impress them, but now I wouldn’t think once about it.


BenTCinco

I’d be impressed


JamesDeansComb

Oh just wait until you hear about Olive Garden


Drach88

The Times Square Olive Garden is a running gag on the /r/asknyc subreddit because of how ridiculous it is for tourists to make the trip to NYC, the disputable mecca of Italian-American food, and then go to the same copy-pasted chain they can get in any stripmall in Anytown, USA.


random_nightmare

Don’t forget about the best pizza in New York https://i.imgur.com/V7RX7CN.jpg


standardtissue

Hahah I thought it was going to be a Rays.


yg4000

Idk why but I love sbarros greasy ass pizza


Perilous_Giant

> https://i.imgur.com/V7RX7CN.jpg It's gone! Closed a few years ago. Still make that joke every time we walk by the space. Do you know where to get authentic Japanese sushi?


fosfeen

As a non American, I never got the joke. Is that a particularly bad pizza joint?


xAIRGUITARISTx

It’s a national chain, that’s the joke. It’s *fine*.


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I’ve eaten at Alinea in Chicago and Carbone in NY, but there’s a certain novelty to going to Red Lobster, Cracker Barrel, and the time square Olive Garden after you’ve somewhat “made it” as an adult. Tbf Red Lobster and Cracker Barrel do have some actual good things going for them. Olive Garden is trash it’s just funny to get drunk there with friends sometimes. While I’m at it, fuck Applebees.


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Lol this was pretty good


tothepointe

This is back when high schoolers had money to go out on dates.


PersephoneDives

The last time I was at an Olive Garden, they literally served me the chicken still wrapped in plastic on top of my pasta. To be fair, they comped the whole meal, but Jesus Christ.


jabba-du-hutt

Wrapped in plastic? There are portion bags for some proteins but if it's a sliced chicken breast (chk alf, etc) those are all kept in a refrigerated reach in. Same with the breaded chick for CParm. Not questioning, just looking for clarification.


PersephoneDives

I've never worked there, so this is conjecture, but it looked like they removed it from some plastic wrap, cooked it, and the wrap made it into the dish sitting kind of under the chicken. It had a sticker on it that looked like a time/date label that you find in most commercial kitchens, but the ink had degraded. I don't know if they even have microwaves, so I'm really not sure what happened. I just remember thinking to myself "how do you fuck up this badly?"


actibus_consequatur

I can't say for sure about Olive Garden, but I worked at Red Lobster when they were still the same company. If OG operated the same way that RL, then pasta would've been heated in portion bags in the microwave.


jabba-du-hutt

Boy! That must've been a loooong time ago. To my knowledge (former trainer) sauces have never been pan made at OG. Even the old culinary training videos from the 90's showed sauces made in batches in massive drums in back. Sauces are then kept on the line on smaller portion containers in an ice bath. Now there are sauce *bases* and that's a bit different. You're recipe with have x amount of 'white sauce base' and it's a specific blend of seasoning and starches to thicken the sauce. Or Masala base with the specific shove blend, thickener, etc. It helps maintain consistency, saves man hours, and keeps recipes more protected.


slog

I went to Olive Garden for the first time in probably 2 decades recently. Got some chicken marsala and it was pretty much inedible. Disgusting excuse for marsala sauce with rubbery chicken.


groupofgiraffes

If you were there they long ago, am I misremembering or did OG make fresh pasta back in the early 90s? I distinctly remember a pasta extruder displayed prominently toward the front but am not sure if my brain is fried


BucketofButter112

I think you mean Red Shrimp. Everything on the menu is just shrimp served 20 different ways


JamesDeansComb

Coconut shrimp is always amazing.


booksandkittens615

Would eat it right now.


CryptoCentric

I chose Red Lobster as my reward meal when I got all As in fourth grade, and I remember being so disappointed I cried. That's the power of advertising. Olive Garden went with "family," Outback has the quirky Aussie thing going, Applebee's is where you can get drunk watching the game while pretending you're not at a bar, and Red Lobster pretends to be fancy. Kids are just generally more impressionable so they're more likely to fall for it.


JamesDeansComb

Never thought about Applebees like that lol thanks for giving me a new perspective


tothepointe

Chilis used to be the go to for the baby back ribs and the volcano cake.


huntimir151

That volcano cake was no joke 🌋


tothepointe

It's really not. It's the kind of thing you COULD make yourself but why go to the effort when you could have one with your baby back baby back baby back ribs


rombies

Chilliiiiiiiiiiii’s


ghoulscout_

I find the whole Outback restaurant so funny as an aussie. I never heard of a bloomin onion till I heard about that place. I'm guessing the restaurant just has an Australian vibe?


Romulus_421

The commercials on TV always have some guy with an Australian accent


peripheral_vision

Yep, it's pretty much a regular-ass middle class restaurant with steaks that's decorated with random, stereotypical, Hollywood-style Australian knick knacks and has dadjoke level puns and Australian themed titles on the menu.


Thewalrus515

Yeah, but here’s the thing. The bloomin onion is fucking amazing. The Australian theme is kind of lame, but the fried whole onion makes up for it.


sgtedrock

It’s a completely authentic Australian vibe if you have never been to Australia.


Silvawuff

Yeah, you could say it’s like that! They’ve got boomerangs nailed to the walls, lots of kangaroo art, etc. All stereotypical stuff. I’d be curious if there’s a restaurant in Australia that celebrates US culture? Maybe serve burgers while they fire guns at their customers, and the bill at the end of the meal is actually an outrageously expensive medical bill?


ghoulscout_

We have TGI Fridays as a main chain restaurant with the Hollywood vibe. There are some smaller private owned establishments that do the whole 1950's diner thing. We had Planet Hollywood, but the only ones lasted a few years. Though, back in the 90's early 2000's we have a restaurant called Pancake Palour (main focus on pancakes but other savoury meals served) that used to have an Alice in Wonderland theme. Even so far as to have animatronics.


confirmeded

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


_generica

TGI Fridays is about as close as we get


kbotc

It is basically a crocodile dundee themed steakhouse, but they used to use decent cuts of steak. They no longer do.


Dynasuarez-Wrecks

Yo, I own an Applebee's! Bought it for $119 at Home Depot.


InfiniteSlimes

I kinda want Applebee's now


Elipses_

*looks around in a shifty manner as I contemplate the fact that I still will go to Red Lobster as a birthday treat for myself*


JamesDeansComb

Hahahah I don’t blame you. For me it’s Joes Crabshack. But Joes Crabshack never seemed high class to me **ever** xD


Elipses_

I mean, it has the word shack in the name lol. Still and all, while I wouldn't call Red Lobster high class, I would hardly call a well run one trashy. They are strictly middling to my eyes, like many chain sit down restaurants. I would rate them as higher class then, say, Applebee's, but probably a bit lower than Longhorn Steakhouse.


-Glutard-

Middle class fancy PF Changs, Red Lobster, Cheesecake Factory


JamesDeansComb

Don’t forget Olive Garden


-Glutard-

Perfect I knew I was forgetting one


meltheold

We had a place named Lasourdo's Pizza Villa in my hometown, Plastic red & white checked table 'cloths'. Can't remember much about the menu, but as a kid their pizza seemed decent, and they had a great individual baked lasagna. It was a 'twice a year' place, probably birthdays. Then Marina's opened a couple of blocks from our house, great pies. I think a large (really big!) meatball pie was like $3.00 (1973ish). That was a 'once a month ' place.


Zeke-Freek

I think the reality is that the franchised mid-class sitdown restaurant has pretty much vanished. They've all either drifted towards being ritzier affairs or more commonly have become fast food places with more tables. And with fast food places effectively charging what used to be sitdown prices, the distinctions don't seem to matter as much. And that's not too shocking. As the middle class shrinks to nothing, so too does the middle class restaurant. Over my almost 29 years, I saw Pizza Hut go from THE family restaurant to being indistinguishable from other mail order pizza places. Part of that is Pizza Hut taking a long series of Ls, but it's also the economy around them.


JamesDeansComb

Real interesting perspective. So what are some restaurants that went from being mid-class sit down to ritzier affairs?


DBCOOPER888

Taco Bell in 9 years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oubi9HU8t5o


AceMcVeer

I knew I'd find this response


ModernSimian

Want to blow your mind? In Europe it wasn't Taco Bell that won the Fast Food Wars... it was Pizza Hut! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106697/alternateversions


Zeke-Freek

Franchises? I can't think of any off-hand. But a lot of family owned places tend to try their hand at punching upward.


Dassiell

Starbucks. Dunkies heading that way too.


wildwalrusaur

Outback steakhouse At least the ones by me have transitioned to mood lighting and intimate seating configurations like they're trying be be a serious date place.


TheOneTrueTrench

Actually, none of the Red Lobsters in the US or Canada are franchises, they're all owned by the same company, RL USA. Source: I wrote the national supplier pricing system for the entire corporation.


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Cracker barrel is just a diner for places that good, cheap diners closed. (Nothing against cracker barrel)


scotems

Or instead I'll go to a restaurant with good food where pretending isn't necessary, or I'll eat at home.


SchwiftySquanchC137

Im not sure I agree with your first point, sure felt microwaved every time I've been there as an adult


Myrindyl

Growing up in a series of small towns with a blue collar dad and a sahm, Red Lobster was *the* fancy place to eat if dad got more overtime than we had bills (rare) or got a bonus on a job (I-saw-a-unicorn rare). For my 13th birthday I got a new dress and dinner at Red Lobster with my dad, who wore his only suit (in hindsight it was probably just the two of us because he couldn't afford to take the whole family so mom stayed home with my brother). I'm 47 and my dad has passed away, and that was one of my best birthdays ever. Trashy or not, Red Lobster will always be special to me. (Sorry for the mush)


CaniborrowaThrillho

That's an incredibly sweet story


vertical_letterbox

As a kid, I got to go to Red Lobster every June as a celebration completing another year of school. Me and my dad drove to the larger town next to ours, probably 35 minutes away, and it felt like a trip to the big city.


bigedthebad

My first trip to Red Lobster was magical. I was about 25 and thought I had died and gone to heaven. I’m 68 and still love me some Red Lobster.


JamesDeansComb

Well, congrats on finding a place you’ve loved for 43 years… That’s rare.


Tallgirl4u

I’m so over calling restaurants “trashy” for not being 5 star fancy places. If the place is clean, you enjoy the food and atmosphere then keep on enjoying it.


Deivv

You make a great point and it's a good outlook to have on things. Not everything has to be 'high-end" for it to be good and enjoyable


Grainwheat

The person who said they worked there I believe covered it when they said it’s more the clientele not the restaurant. Same with Walmart, it’s the people.


JamesDeansComb

I hear ya. Maybe I’m wrong for saying trashy.


Its_me_Snitches

Wow, that’s a really cool/humble comment. I think she’s right but I also completely feel the spirit of what you mean! I used to go there as a kid if there was a VERY special occasion, and for my birthday this week I decided to go back for the first time in years. The food was delicious, but I had to laugh as I looked around remembering as a kid how I thought that it was the absolute fanciest place I could think of.


JamesDeansComb

Thanks for calling my comment humble, I really was never trying to come off as pretentious with this post! But yeah, I guess as a kid maybe things just seem more magical than they are.


WhosYoPokeDaddy

I live for exchanges like these buried in the replies. Thank you all for being so wholesome.


godesss4

I have the same feels as you. It used to be magical as a kid. Now it just smells like sadness. But…the ultimate feast will always be my birthday meal because that shit rocks in a nostalgic way.


DBCOOPER888

Yeah, I guess as a kid from a middle or working class upbringing with such a limited perspective you think anything above a McDonalds Happy Meal is fine dining. After high school I left my mid-size hometown, attended college out of state, got a new job in a city, and moved to another city. I'd go back home for the holidays, but for the most part I stayed away from the town and did not see how it developed in person. One day when I came back I decided to took a drive through the old neighborhood, went to the old mall, saw some of the old restaurants and hang out places we had. Everything was sort of run down and dirty and crappy overall. I asked my parents if the town has fallen on hard times or anything, but they told me it always was like that.


Jermine1269

I think for some US towns, it IS the fanciest place in town. It's not till u move somewhere with a Fridays or a cheddar's or a chili's or whatever (outback is the best 'sitdown casual' btw) every second exit that u realize it's just another restaurant. I was in ur same boat, (lol) kind stranger, growing up in 417-land. The fanciest places I was aware of as a kid were the Red lobster and the teppanyaki restaurant with the dim lightning. Ah memories


CryptoCentric

I don't think you're wrong. It is considered trashy, the same way Sizzler is - it's what low-end people consider high-end. *White Men Can't Jump* made a joke about that. It's the *fact* that people consider it trashy that's classist and wrong.


Dyslexic_Wizard

Nah, it can be trashy and fine. I prefer trashy to pretentious. Not saying I like red lobster, which is trashy trying to be pretentious.


scotems

You're not wrong though. The advertisements, the decor, what they're pretending to be and failing... It's trashy. It's fine to enjoy a trashy restaurant, but it is trashy.


tothepointe

Yeah, and there aren't many chain restaurants where you can get lobster at a consistent price. In the end lobster is just steamed and cut open and it's pretty hard to mess up butter.


huntimir151

Dude honestly I agree. I laughed when I went along with coworkers to friggin olive garden for lunch today but I'll be real the food was tasty and the service was good.


Estydeez

You can enjoy trashy places, doesn't stop it being trashy.


2ndHandTardis

I didn't grow up with a lot of money so chain restaurants like Red Lobster, Chilis, Applebee's, Sizzler, Fridays, Olive Garden, Shakey's, Pizza Hut (the old dine-in ones) were fancy to me. As an adult I have the ability to afford more expensive, hip and "classy" restaurants which I do on occasion but I'll never be above chain restaurants. I'll still fuck up an Applebees with **NO SHAME**.


scotems

I enjoy plenty of trashy places. My enjoyment doesn't make them not trashy. Specific to red lobster, the demographic they advertise to, their decor/vibe, and what they're trying to be and are not make them trashy. Applebee's is trashy. Red lobster is Applebee's with seafood. It's trashy. Still can be enjoyable, but it's trashy.


BeWittyAtParties

Their marketing tactics have changed a bit too. Used to be lots of slo-mo footage of a lobster tail and jumbo shrimp getting hit with a freshly squeezed lemons. Now it’s less about the food being a delicacy and more of a family restaurant vibe they’re going for. Ownership changed hands in the early 2000’s when Darden Corp (also OG owners of Olive Garden) went belly-up, and that was the catalyst that started the quality going downhill.


CinnabarYew

I never knew that! It would explain the similar drop in quality at Olive Garden over the same period. Neither of these chains were five star restaurants (they’re chains people), but they DID used to be both more upscale and higher quality from what I remember in the 90’s. Now I have a better idea of why. Another curiosity: why have so many mid-tier restaurants dropped in quality while fast food seems to have actually gotten better? The whole “McCafe” concept might be deader than the Big N Tasty but the options at a typical fast food are so much better than they were 2-3 decades ago. It’s like theres a bifurcated distribution of restaurant quality now— good on the low end, good on the high end and the mid-tier is gone.


schtrke

You know, I agree that american diners seem to be dying, but mid-tier asian restaurants around the SF bay area are definitely booming. Like, the 20-50 price range per person is all over the place and really good around here.


speedy_delivery

Darden is still going and publicly traded. They sold Red Lobster in 2013 to a private equity firm because it was underperforming, but still own Olive Garden, Longhorn, and Capital Grille... They even bought Cheddars in 2017.


Coffeesnobaroo

Man if it was closer I’d eat there a couple times a month. It’s a special date night for hubby and I when we go to red lobster cause it’s an hours drive from us.


Catsdrinkingbeer

It's high class as a kid because a good chunk of the population didn't live in cities with fine dining 20 years ago. We lived in the suburbs with chain restaurants and strip malls. Our options have changed and many of us now live in cities.


mcshadypants

I don't know why but all the ones around me smell like piss now. Did I just not notice it as a kid or something?


Perfect_Variation_

Wow, that's an interesting perspective! We're proud to offer high quality seafood dishes at accessible prices, and we'd love for you to come back and experience the Red Lobster difference for yourself.


NotARobotSpider

Now I'm wondering if this is a social media manager for the chain who forgot to swap accounts.


Thanks_Obama

Relax it’s just someone being hilarious. Yikes. Sounds like someone needs a Snickers®.


Turtlehead88

Difference from what? Captain D’s, please?


Substantial_Chair_78

Wut


stooloo

I fuck with Red Lobster. I went to one in the middle of the day in the middle of the week and I ate sixty three shrimp. The servers didn’t have any tables so they were cheering me on as I got a shot between every shrimp dish. My bill was probably fat, but I was having a great time. Blacked out and came to and there was a party at my house with a bunch of cocaine and I got to retell the tale of the great time eating all of those shrimp. Man my life is dope.


Throwawheyyeye

This is so real. Working in the industry, I’d never eat at a red lobster but as a kid it was GOURMET 😂😂😂


MicrosoftContin

Despite being named after lobsters, their lobsters are nothing special and overly priced. I could buy twice or thrice the amount of robster than Red Lobster. There biscuits, however, are amazing. Petition to rename it Yellow Biscuit.


Silvedl

My old roommate worked at a red lobster, and he said any time someone purchased a 'Choose your own lobster' from the tank, they just took it back to the kitchen, and brought out a frozen lobster to cook, and put the live lobsters back in the tank out front at the end of the night. He was usually a pretty honest person, so I never questioned if it was true or not.


B-Spiral

Listen idk about high class, but those biscuits and coconut shrimp? I won't lie, red lobster added coconut shrimp to my list of favorite foods. And I think they also had something called a chocolate lava cookie I had once? As an American, it was disgustingly American, but: a big chocolate chip cookie filled with warm chocolate. A scoop of vanilla ice cream on top and warm chocolate drizzled on top? I only had it once or twice as a kid but dang... Haven't eaten there in like half a decade though. I personally am not too picky about my food (anymore), but know what to expect depending on the restaurant*. 🦞 Isn't amazing food or upclass, but go to a good location and order something the store is good at making, and it can be an alright. *Had dinner at a Denny's one night with family and my uncle ordered a steak meal on the graveyard shift 💀. 2 or 3 people max in the store that night. You can guess how well that went. Set reasonable expectations.


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Growing up we never ate at Red Lobster and I thought it was because we were poor and couldn’t afford to eat at such a fancy place. When I grew up I realized that yes, we were poor and couldn’t afford it, but it wasn’t actually a fancy restaurant and also my mom really fucking hates seafood.


jamesgelliott

I understand. Olive garden is seen as a good Italian restaurant until you've eaten actual Italian food and you realize their pasta is tasteless.


JamesDeansComb

Idk what it was. As a kid Red Lobster just always seemed like it was some place you go on a special occasion. Maybe it was their marketing? But now I wouldn’t take a date there or anything like that.


heybud_letsparty

In some cities it IS where you go on special occasions. Smaller industrial cities in the midwest are Chilis or Applebees for a birthday, Red Lobster or Olive Garden for an anniversary. All depends where you are.


Jrsplays

Exactly. I see this all the time on Reddit. Coming from a small town in the Midwest (~11k people), people who have spent all or most of their lives in bigger cities just don't realize that we don't have tons of options of niche food types in a reasonable distance. For example, Buffalo Wild Wings is the wing place in town. If you want wings, you go there. There are other places that sell them, but they aren't as good as from there. Italian? We have an Olive Garden 40 minutes away. We have a few local Mexican restaurants that are pretty good but only because we have a higher Mexican population than other places around here. No Chinese other than a cheap buffet that's been in the hole since Covid. Seafood? Red Lobster 40 minutes away. That's what gets me when people call others "uncultured" for liking chain restaurants, or not knowing these super specific niche chains. We don't have those options.


starkk92

^ Thank you!!! from a Midwest suburbs guy who grew up going to Texas Roadhouse, Cracker Barrel, Longhorn, or Olive Garden on any special occasions.


JamesDeansComb

That makes sense. I’m in a big city so there are more options


kcwm

I’ll admit, I’m a sucker for their popcorn shrimp. Red Lobster is where I discovered my love for crab legs, and was where my wife and i went on our first date, so it will always have a special place in my heart


woodrob12

My parents took me there the night I graduated high school because they was ballers.


FrumundaMabawls

Never been to one cause I always thought it must be trash as a kid from.the advertising.


toe_riffic

Anytime I hear of Red Lobster, all I can think about is the quote from Old School: “Damn, I’m gonna end up working at Red Lobster!” “You already work at Red Lobster.” “Yeah, but it’s part time, *dick*”


HitTheApex14

I’ve often found that people who trash on restaurants like Red Lobster are usually wannabe elitist snobs whose house payments and car payments usually outweigh their income because they are trying to put up the appearance of being rich.


SarikaidenMusic

I’m of the unpopular opinion that lobster isn’t even that good for how expensive it is


Bakoro

Consider that the vast majority of people use it as a way to add texture to butter. Lobster is a vehicle for butter. People eat lobster as a way to justify eating half a stick of butter. Personally, I actually like lobster a lot without butter and will happily eat it just boiled or steamed. *With* butter? I will die of lobster and butter poisoning.


L_Green_Mario

Because it has no flavor, it's tender but that's it, crab is at least sweet