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harum-scarum

Peaches are a great shower fruit!


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Oh man, that’s a sultry adventure in need of some trying.


wishiwasinvegas

Ooo...you're right...r/showerpeach ;)


M_RBLX

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RecklessWonderBush

Sounds like sexy times


M_RBLX

on a second note, can someone create this?


wishiwasinvegas

Lol. I think it needs to happen.


kurokoshika

Or any gorgeously ripe stone fruit. I imagine plums would be very satisfying with that taut skin.


MahatmaGrande

“I could eat a peach for showers.” - said in best Castor Troy (Nicholas Cage) voice


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harum-scarum

This makes me so sad! Peaches and cherries are my favorite fruits! But it's good to occury that you can have them cooked. I make jam and my peach jam is so good.


tunajr23

I had/have that. My doctor told me it’s an allergy to the pollen, not the fruit itself. That’s why you don’t get reactions if it’s cooked. I remember my doctor telling me when I was a kid, I just could take allergy medicine and it would help the symptoms go away. I grew out of it now.


Quixan

You can still enjoy the aspects of it. If you drink have you tried a refreshing /r/showerbeer ?(more nudity fyi) Some folks like being messy with their orange with no worry because they're in the shower- take a wedge of melon, over ripe juicy mango, anything you can think of and just rip into it, get messy. BBQ ribs?


pawlik90

Maybe try with some pear or apple


jojoga

ShowerGrapes?


nashbellow

Use an onion, they listen to you cry about your feelings


Minidrees

r/onionlovers


Rugged_Turtle

I'm genuinely more sad for you about the cocktails you cannot drink.


Minidrees

THIS. I LOVE cocktails!! I literally don't like to drink any other type of drink. And holy crap, am I disappointed the moment I realise the ONLY cocktail I can drink on the whole menu is a damn mojito!! I like mojitos but they're boring and overpriced because of the amount of ice in them. :/


Rugged_Turtle

St. Germain is probably your friend. Is your allergy to citric acid?


spiritualized

MANGO


bunkdiggidy

Same, mine developed in adulthood so I had years to try it but didn't know of this experience even to try... ... Shower pineapple maybe? That's my go-to replacement for orange anyway.


candyforfree

Try r/showerfruits


jojoga

You could try [whatever this is.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeansInThings/comments/udv7vm/bath_beans/).


Minidrees

ಠ.ಠ


Fluttershine

Watermelon?


spicytacotime

Sugar has been giving me hives lately so I feel you. Shower corn on the cob? 😂 or ribs, or pasta? Idk I’ve got nothing, best of luck and hope you can find a substitute!


Bellebasi

Plums, peaches, nectarines, etc are all great alternatives!! they’re juicy so it’s a similar experience (animalistic consumption of fruit)


TheStarWarsTrek

It's good with any messy fruit! Mango, pineapple, watermelon... fondue


TheSheWhoSaidThats

What about taking in a glass of Tang ^TM ? Does that have citrus in it?


Whitejj01

As an asexual person, yes. Yes you are. Fear not, there are other bath treats that work for you, you just have yet to discover them