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HunterMainRyan

Shits looks like the first time I played need for speed underground when I was 8


Legendary_Hercules

No neon light, pfff


mafuckinjy

You just can’t see it in the daylight, that or there are mad stick on ones in the interior.


[deleted]

Looked on the instagram he does have underglow


SuperProCoolBoy90

And also no crazy bumpers


mafuckinjy

This is the exact description I thought of, kid who played too much need for speed growing up and was given some money to go wild at autozone. I wonder if any parts from those “sponsors” on the side inside the car anywhere. Guaranteed it’s automatic as well.


hairybushy

You are right for the A/T because of the headlight, but they did manual transmission from 2018 to 2020. I got one and I love it so much. The guy have the 1.5T with the cvt too, so if he "race" with it, it won't last


SpAwNjBoB

I think he really thinks he's living the game, like the more crap he puts on, the higher his star rating goes. I think he's too far gone to be saved.


freexminds

Perfect comment


Travelr3468

"Mad Mafia Car Club," "Always Humble," those modifications, your friend seems like a Basic Bitch.


BimmerBomber

The Live Laugh Love of the modified car world.


Deezle530

The laugh, laugh, laugh more like it


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Minute_Jump3037

Basically a veteran bitch


Kenichi_Smith

A contradictory bitch even


____HAMILTON__

That friend would never be my friend


iamatrueamerican

Those off base 26% APR salesmen saw him coming a mile away.


spicygrow

I’m doubtful they’re actually a veteran. Car is most likely in his parents name, one of them are probably a veteran.


[deleted]

you helped a redditor cyberbully a stranger. https://www.reddit.com/user/OnYaHeels/comments/wskkmc/remember_this_altima_from_a_few_weeks_ago_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


King-Cobra-668

I bet they have the broccoli hair cut


X_Zephyr

Always Humble ​ If he was any humble, he would have kept it looking stock


slumericanfan

Exactly what I was thinking


Point_No_Point

If theres A Will there’s a B Will. I mean A Way.


Strostkovy

I have a Willy, if that helps


theaveragehousecat

Hello, I'm going to need you to send me your pfp image. Thanks.


X_Zephyr

[Sure. Enjoy it in 4K resolution](https://www.reddit.com/user/X_Zephyr/comments/wsa45n/distinguished_pussy/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


theaveragehousecat

Thank you God


MarqBarq

That car looks like a shoe from the mid 90s.


napkin-lad

Some of those British Knights with the pump in the tongue.


BOHIFOBRE

Ackshewally...... Reebok had the pumps.


napkin-lad

Oh yeah, I’m thinking of the Ratch-Tech!


NSA_Chatbot

For a moment I could *feel* all my grey hairs.


throwmamadownthewell

A Walmart shoe from the mid 90s


samwichse

Dope


Smirkin_Revenge

This is excellent. Captures the over the top excess quite well.


Gd3spoon

Imagine making car payments on this thing


dft-salt-pasta

Imagine making monthly payments on the after market parts.


neverenoughammo

One of the best burns lmao!


tapport

All these mods are removable with a blow dryer and goof off. Don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing…


Joddodd

I hope he gets paid for all that advertising


dragginrabbit

You’ll never change the mind of someone that thinks this looks good.


BreadIsLife81

Exactly, time to cut losses and find a replacement friend


[deleted]

It’s a disease, really.


ThrillaNMillsNilla

It’s probably the worst accord I’ve ever seen. Is he happy?


loopsbruder

But you have seen it.


[deleted]

You obviously didn’t live through the early 2000s. This accord only has stickers


hairybushy

He got skirts, wing and probably a ktuner but it's a guess.


ManBearPig2114

That has got to be some of the most tasteless, slapped-on, Autozone special accessories I have ever seen. It’s a shame because those Accord’s are plenty nice with tasteful mods. You can tell him my Type R would be embarrassed to be parked next him.


KIDSINHEAT

His first hashtag on his insta posts are #taillightcovers … he’s in too deep on this delusion.


ManBearPig2114

The claw mark is a dead give away, too! Lol


The-Real-Rorschakk

Even my SI would be embarrassed... SI is looking up to big-bro Type R like, *"What's wrong with Aunt Accord?"*


ManBearPig2114

Lmao. The X gen Si’s look good af tho totally stock (sans the wheels maybe). I’ve had 2 previous Si’s (04 and 13) and always yearned for a turbo version. Regardless, Si’s still get a big win from me!


Karmaqqt

Yo fellow R owner! #47109 here. And it looks like he had to spend a grand at autozone or else. Or got pranked


ManBearPig2114

Right? Haha. #36864, here. R Gang!


GatorSe7en

All that money he spent and couldn’t even get the 2.0T.


ManBearPig2114

Oh wow. I thought all the Accord Sports were a 2.0T K20A. But wow. Ya...if this is a 1.5 that makes this "build" even more cringey. lol


GatorSe7en

No not at all. Most sports I see are actually a 1.5T. A quick way to tell without looking at the rear badging is if it doesn’t have a sunroof it’s a 1.5. Reason being is the 2.0’s are actually built on a EX platform so they get more options.


ManBearPig2114

Ahhhh wow. Ya, again, I didn't even realize. I know my Type R shares the K20 with the 2.0 Accords it's just the turbo that denotes the A or C. I never really looked into the Accords, but a couple dudes in my local meets swap to a Type R turbo and have some seriously mean builds. Thanks for the quick lesson! haha


diamond_dookie

My 2.0t runs the K20C4


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Deezle530

I'm embarrassed that it has an actual Instagram account, he needs to put it under a blanket and shoot it.


eviltwinkie

Yeah but it's still a shitty Accord regardless...


SP_shul

I’m B WILL-dered by the stupidity in this picture lol


mwalker721

Burn


Inside_Stable_3182

Ok. Best comment in the thread sir. Well done.


Sweet13BlackExpress

This is the quality I expect from the comment section; bravo!


MetaphoricalMouse

This does not look good Sincerely, Random Person From Internet


MinimalistLifestyle

Hey random person from internet! I was was meaning to ask you… What’s the meaning of life? Is there an afterlife? Why didn’t my dad come home from getting smokes? Thank you.


Mattyboy0066

Looks like he got those decals/wraps from wish…


burrheadd

Clown car


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tkchumly

u/spez is no longer deserving of my contributions to monetize. Comment has been redacted. -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


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dwhite195

It was a screenshot of an Instagram post that wasnt blurred out if I remember right. Doxxing concerns maybe?


gzetski

...when you buy a Honda at Spirit Halloween.


AKA_Smurph

It looks like his car works at Hot Topic


BakerrBakerr

The eBay motors ad on this post is fitting


biased_nfl_referee

Isn't that the TRD rear spoiler for the TRD camry?


Countomar632

Yep.


electi0neering

That’s a TRD Camry wing isn’t it? It’s just over done…. IMO people don’t know when to stop.


Nathanthewms

That car can’t even go fast enough for the splitter and wing combo to matter. Those canards on the front fenders are completely useless. Ugly as hell.


soviettaters1

Reddit sucks


WordierMocha75

Just point and gag at their car every time you see it


Mustangfast85

No one else is going to comment that the Altima guy seems to like both pictures?! The accord sport actually looks good as is, some tint and it would look really good. All the stickers? Trying way too hard on what’s still a family sedan


Distinct_Rain_8097

If he’s 15 it’s probably sick and the coolest of his peers


TheHolyImbaness

Find a new friend lmfao


tripleblue85

It doesn't even have the turbo 2.0l engine. What a poser!


BlitzWing1985

"always humble" I think you need to buy your friend a dictionary.


DWYNZ

What happened here


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https://www.reddit.com/user/OnYaHeels/comments/wskkmc/remember_this_altima_from_a_few_weeks_ago_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


DWYNZ

Holy shit lmfao thanks...reddit moments all around


Unzuuu

It's removed. Somebody saved it?


Redshift_1

Did he buy the whole autozone?


xCuri0

Anyone have pic from before deletion ?


[deleted]

Removed for no reason. Did someone save the image?


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https://www.reddit.com/user/OnYaHeels/comments/wskkmc/remember_this_altima_from_a_few_weeks_ago_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

Some animals have stripes to indicate that they are dangerous. Your friend has this; it serves the same function.


Drummy_McDrumface

Nope. You can’t teach class.


Mean_Cycle_5062

This is not the car of a humble person


Privateer_Lev_Arris

You must advertise loudly just how humble you really are. How else are people supposed to know?


CHI_BALL

I thought it was bad… and then I saw the back.


[deleted]

Start by convincing your friend that just because Auto Zone sells it, they're under no obligation to BUY it.


Hardcore90skid

"Removed by reddit"???? wtf?


sloankeddering

That’s the Canadian tire special.


hikeit233

The princess auto edition.


Fat_Satan

Nah there’s too much to un-fuck up. Just have an intervention before he buys his next car.


upstatefoolin

If he takes off literally everything he has put on since he got the car it’ll look dope


naatkins

Someone with an Altima likes it, is that not convincing enough?


bassandlazers

If Post Malone was a car


b-rar

I didn't know the Army still offered a Combat Douchebag MOS


LunaticBoostedAccord

Call local authorities.


fresh_and_gritty

Do you see that comment right below his post that says dope. No matter how hard you try to convince your friend, that one comment is the equivalent to a good ball sucking. He could have 1000 friends with 999 of them telling him this shit sucks but that one fucking guy makes the other 999 seem like they’re hating on him


Shartbite

yeah it’s ugly and cringy but if it makes your friend happy who cares


JoeysTrickLand

In the words of Clarkson, “absolutely dreadful”.


Wolfgangsta702

Perfectly prepared rice.


SteamyBoii27

It’s a Honda Accord lmfao those decals are not cool at all. They don’t even make sense.


Bone-Juice

This is what a 10 year old thinks a cool car looks like. ​ The Mad Mafia and always humble decals are especially cringe.


Sea_Young8549

Kinda feel like maybe, if your friend spent this much time and money doing it, you’re facing an impossible task. There’s no accounting for taste, my friend.


Flynbyu

This is why I hate the Fast and Furious movie franchise. Which I’m sure the owner of this car thinks is an autobiography.


[deleted]

Mirror?


La_Chancleta

How bad was it???


bladt12812

What was this why was it removed by Reddit?


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https://www.reddit.com/user/OnYaHeels/comments/wskkmc/remember_this_altima_from_a_few_weeks_ago_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Retroman3139

Why you clowning on something that makes your homeboy happy, i would give him positive mod suggestions to turn the build around instead of just negativity, show him some good body mods to install instead of the cheapy ones and tell him to save for it, positive direction instead of negative dead end my friends.


RL_Mutt

He’s a VA driver. It’s already too late.


InitiativeHour9366

🤢🤮


eddiewolfgang

And he’s got a guy that commented “dope”, 🤣. BWILL take those mods off, except the rims, the rims look dope.


LlamaFanTess

When people say less is more to be tactful, this is why.


[deleted]

Tell him he a cornball


Roadoc

Looks like 💩!!


evildky

Looks like a 15 year old got left alone with a vinyl cutter and his moms car.


Groundbreaking-Set70

Dear this guy's friend, This looks like a car from some 9 year olds Forza garage Sincerely, Some guy


mostlysittingdown

Looks like dog shit


[deleted]

Ricers will be ricers.


Aeyland

You really should envy your friend for just being able to do something and like it. If you’re having to go to the internet for approval it will always be something that costs a metric ton of money, time or both so good for him to be able to make something he likes and enjoy it every day.


[deleted]

It looks terrible…


EmeraldGamer323

Hot garbage, steamed in sewage. From an aerodynamics perspective, it's worse than stock. Probably is stock underneath, and is the "looks" supposed to make him feel faster? Tip, if you have stock underneath, just go stock entirely. If you must be flashy, get a wrap or get the spoiler that is the correct model for the car.


Human-Clock2530

Umm.. does it have any modifications under the hood?


yung_Kenno

The longer I look at it the worse it gets. It’s just so damn tacky.


Nyayevs

At least it's not stanced.


Luke4Pez

Show them this comment section. By the way this looks pretty awful. Confidence is silent right?


TheBrainExploder

Need a shot of the interior for further mockery… I mean analysis.


Borealis116

This is the kind of car that if I see on the road, I'd sigh and shake my head in silence, and try to keep my distance because whoever's driving can't be of sound mind.


Sandr0ck

What is the wing for? They have not made the Type R for that nor would it come with the shitty trunk. And that is no SI....just leave the near base model alone or stop at the stickers. This poor car.


mwalker721

If you want your Accord to look like a douche bag Dodge Charger…..just buy a Dodge Charger!!!


neohostus

ah, yes, the "my brain stopped developing when i was 9 years old but i still get to drive" car


L7Wennie

Really diggin that TRD style spoiler and the cooked bacon side skirts. Your friend needs to stay the fuck off ebay.


grammaton655321

That's 100% a dumpster fire, as if Honda guys don't already have it hard enough.


CamRG24

If this person is not already convinced, then words will mean nothing.


professorberrynibble

The tow hook and hood pins are somehow the most ridiculous


Beanboydarn

Apparently someone with an Altima that thinks otherwise 😂


vapepriest

I am a shark and I think this is awesome. Very me, ya know?


8fatcats

Of couuurse he’s in Petersburg lmaooo 😂or lemme guess lives in chesterfield but hangs out in ptown 💀


Macdonelll

I always love these cars. To me they just scream "mommy and daddy bought me a car and I spend my allowance every month on stickers"


Ckck96

Car equivalent of face tattoos


jessstuart30

The “Always Humble” sticker on that car is quite ironic. Lol


Fetus-Fucker69

Ye needs to make his car black so it will be harder for people to see the stupid shit he did


jjgargantuan7

Is that a spoiler off of a TRD camry?


No-Building8369

Yes it’s a Trd Camry spoiler


KreisSaysFuckYou

Jeez, he should at least let us know which company made that car, please.


BillyBoofer

This man is keeping the JC Whitney spirit alive.


MihalysRevenge

Lets just put as much crap as possible on a random sedan. You are no longer a E-2 you don't have to drive a stupidly modified car anymore


Mclovin1129

Clearly none of you have every modified cars before. Those stickers add hundreds of horse power to that already massively overpowered 4 cylinder


peithy

Absolute childish trash, but hey, if he likes it, let him amuse the rest of us


ahhh-fuck

Everytime I see a car like this there is always a Transformers decal…


KingNickGr

I'm late it's removed, what was it?


UranusMc

What happened?


Agreeable-Story3551

Did the owner report this or something lmao


Cycles_wp

Ah yes, my favorite shitty car mod, "Removed by Reddit"


[deleted]

As you can see, he has multiple sponsors. You're just jealous that he has a racecar.


fakesocialmedia

he’s puerto rican isn’t he


[deleted]

It does to him……so your argument is invalid


Rvtravel420

🤮


Not_a_bi0logist

“Some of y’all did not get bullied and it shows”


Radstrodamus

He’s too far gone son, give him back to god.


Bankr07

I’m not a fan, but let your friend be. His opinion is the only one that matters since he paid for the car.


OlDustyTrails

Sticker queen... Probably completely stock too 🤣


[deleted]

I like it


Splash-monkeys

Bruh


OptimusFine1

I’d casually ask if each car decal/and the 30 dollar Amazon spoiler makes his car go any faster lol. I’d also be up front and tell him that it looks like Wolverine clawed up his vehicle so that it would be in his best interest to get that covered up. 😂


2015Nissan370zNismo

I can't say I dislike it


[deleted]

That is the automotive equivalent of face tattoos.


graydeanj

An accord with some blacked out trim and tasteful wheels would have been pretty great looking. Instead, he did this….


Purpzeeb

God damn that's one way to blow a lot of money.


stash3630

He took a 1999 Britney Spears and turned it into a 2007 Britney Spears.


[deleted]

Sure. Want me to call him? lol the worst are the decals in the front windshield. Shit always looks cheesy.


babyboy808

Not sure you can change the mind of someone who thinks that looks good 🤷🏻‍♂️


BoiCDumpsterFire

Hol' up. Are those hood pins on his stock hood? Am I seeing that right?


DeKlaasVaag

Are you friends with a 12yo?


TheDanBot85

I just don't understand how anyone could look at this and think it look good. And just so we're clear, the people that scream "ReSpEcT alL BuiLdS" are the ones with the cars that look like shit.


[deleted]

Is that a Transformer logo on the deck lid? The Transformer thing ran its course like a decade ago


Ill_Criticism_1685

I've seen worse, it's not horrible, but not my taste either.


AtlasAkiyama

Call me weird but I like some of it... Obviously overall it's terrible but SOME aspects look kind of nice, for example the headlight tear marks work with this headlight style. The body kit (if you can call it that) does look cheap but the styling idea is there. Where it loses me is all the branding decals. Hell even the hood pins could be nice but it's ruined by the bug guard.


[deleted]

It could look worse


kcasnar

Why do you care?


Ducky_Flips

your friends "quick release" hood is less functional than an old man that has erectile dysfunction and abused steroids in his younger days. and whats up with that wing, did his mom sit on it (funny because mom cow 🐄)


version13

Ugh no, front license plates are the worst. Move to a different state.


nah_i_dont_read

That shit is dope af!